China Crafts Cyberweapons 326
MitmWatcher writes to mention that a recent report by the Department of Defense revealed that China is continuing to build up their cyberwarfare units and develop viruses. "'The PLA has established information warfare units to develop viruses to attack enemy computer systems and networks,' the annual DOD report on China's military warned. At the same, Chinese armed forces are developing ways to protect its own systems from an enemy attack, it said, echoing similar warnings made in previous years."
OH NOES! (Score:5, Funny)
Cowboys (Score:4, Funny)
The gate blurred past. He laughed. The Sense/Net ice had accepted his entry as a routine transfer from the consortium's Los Angeles complex. He was inside. Behind him, viral subprograms peeled off, meshing with the gate's code fabric, ready to deflect the real Los Angeles data when it arrived."
From Neuromancer, by William Gibson, following protagonist Henry Dorsett Case as he uses a Chinese military-made icebreaker to hack a virtual fortress...
If only computer security were really so dramatic
Good.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OH NOES! (Score:1, Funny)
PLA Cyber-Defence Directive #1 : No Rindows!
PLA Cyber-Defence Directive #2 : No Rindows!
PLA Cyber-Defence Directive #3 : No Rindows!
Re:One word ... (Score:2, Funny)
Linux is many things, but its not a cyber weapon.
Re:Sensible (Score:4, Funny)
Re:One word ... (Score:0, Funny)
Or so a
OK Here's the Plan (Score:4, Funny)
2. Half a million Peoples Liberation Army Cyberwar Programmers attack!
3. ???
4. Profit?
And they both use Windows (Score:3, Funny)
"Crafting Cyber-Weapons" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:US military has one too: USAF Cyberspace Comman (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine the following: (Score:5, Funny)
Suddenly, the huge video conference screen on the wall springs to life. A stern Chinese communist party official appears in a smart beige chairman-Mao suit. The shouting and arguments stop and an eerie silence descends. All eyes turn toward the Chinese official.
He speaks.
"How are you today gentlemen? All your base are belong to us."
Re:Good.. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but the death and destruction only satisfies for a few hours and then you are hungry again.
Countermeasure (Score:5, Funny)
Holy Crap! (Score:3, Funny)