Novell to Release 20% of Their Employees? 206
sicariusdracus writes to tell us that Ron Hovsepian, the new president and COO of Novell may have his hands full in the near future. Ron has been tasked with getting the troubled business back on track which many have speculated could result in more than 20% of the 5,800 man workforce getting a pink slip (although Hovsepian suggests that may be an over exaggeration). Part of the restructuring will be announced with Novell's fourth-quarter financial results.
Act I (Score:5, Funny)
Hovsepian: Release the employees.
fly my prettys, fly (Score:3, Funny)
Release? (Score:1, Funny)
released (Score:5, Funny)
release... oh good, finally released... (Score:5, Funny)
I have such a hard time with this Newspeak.
Released... (Score:5, Funny)
But not me, I'm expensive.
Re:"Over exaggeration"? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:WHAT ABOUT MIGUEL AND NAT (Score:2, Funny)
Just ask them! They'll tell you.
So It Is True! (Score:5, Funny)
So it is true! There really are no women in IT!
I kid, I kid.
Simpsons Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Homer : What does that mean??
Smithers: I think it means you're dismissed, Homer.
Homer: Oh, good! Phew! Can I go back to work now?
Re:Stocks? (Score:4, Funny)
Not true, not true! (Score:3, Funny)
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Stereotypes are fun!
Re:release... oh good, finally released... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:release... oh good, finally released... (Score:5, Funny)
They're object oriented (Score:5, Funny)
if( Worker.TooOld || Worker.EarnsTooMuch || Worker.HatedByBobInAccounting ) {
Worker.Release();
Worker.Dispose();
}
}
Re:release... oh good, finally released... (Score:4, Funny)
That, and an extremely good legal team.