Spammer Scott Levine Convicted 266
bani writes "Spammer Scott Levine was convicted of massive data theft from Acxiom Corporation. Prosecutors say his company, the now-defunct Snipermail.com, stole 1.6 billion customer records from Acxiom and sold the data. He faces a maximum of 640 years in prison under the law, though he will likely be sentenced to far less. One spammer down, several million to go?"
sentencing (Score:2, Funny)
"You are hereby sentenced to 640 years in jail, with parole in nine months"
ah, the law is an ass..
Heh. (Score:2, Funny)
Billy says... (Score:3, Funny)
Prison rape isn't funny (Score:1, Funny)
Yes, global karmic payback can be a bitch. Have a nice life, future goatse.
POLL: what do you call 50 spammers in jail? (Score:4, Funny)
2. Not nearly enough.
3. What's wrong with a firing squad?
4. You mean those Pen1s En1argement Pi11s don't work???
Re:A real prison sentence. (Score:1, Funny)
I'm sure that would be fun.
It has to be said... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:POLL: what do you call 50 spammers in jail? (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, but what the hell kind of atrocity did poor Bubba have to commit in order to deserve the punishment of having to ream out the bungholes of 50 spammers? :)
What about blind people? (Score:2, Funny)
I wonder if there is a way to change email, so before any email is passed on, there is some visual confermation that has to be entered by the sender.
Then the League for the Blind presses charges, you go to jail for violating the Rehabilitation Act and/or the Americans with Disabilities Act (or foreign counterparts), and once you're in prison, you get sexually assaulted by a blind man.
Re:The problem with computers (Score:3, Funny)
Re:640 years? (Score:3, Funny)
Can we get his cellmate's (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They should be lienient on him (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.pcguide.com/ref/ram/logic-c.html [pcguide.com]