Windows Servers Neck and Neck with Unix Servers 492
BrainSurgeon writes "According to the Register, Windows based servers are now even with Unix based servers in terms of sales for the first time ever." From the article: "In an overall up server market, IDC counted $4.2bn worth of Microsoft Windows server sales on the back of 12 percent growth. Total Unix sales also hit $4.2bn in the period, IDC said, on 3 per cent revenue growth. Those totals left Microsoft and Unix systems holding 35 per cent of the server market each."
Neck and Neck (Score:2, Funny)
but the workload is.... (Score:5, Funny)
Here are some official numbers from the WGAF 2005 Study of total workload being handled on the net.
Unix 85%
Windows 10%
Other 5%
HOWEVER, these numbers get funny when you factor in computing time spend running malware.
Windows outperforms Unix and others in this important category. Truly Windows has no peers when executing excrement.
Unix
Other
Windows 99.9997
These are REAL NUMBERS folks. every one of them. even the 7
You, infidel! Jihad! (Score:1, Funny)
You may have not payed for the first IIS, or the second...or the seventh IIS, but count on my mother's prayer rug you will pay for IIS this time; and if you don't, we'll catch you and make you pay for IIS 8...and when your children are caught, we will force them to pay for IIS69 no matter how much you don't need the bundled blonde wig and car tires for the MS Car, we'll have the DMV and the United Arab Homeland Security Imperial Council charge your Microsoft Security account and GATT2 World Freedom account!! By the name of God written on my left hand, I will wipe you and your seed off the face of the earth!
Re:Pun? (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe he's just been doing hot knives. [overgrow.com]
Re:Okay so... (Score:2, Funny)
Cleary Amiga.
Quick! (Score:3, Funny)
Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
Why the hell would you run a server on Pear? And what's Lemon, a BeOS emulator?
Re:Okay so... (Score:4, Funny)
Well, actually... yes [ibm.com].
Re:Okay so... (Score:4, Funny)
Okay, so the hard drive is made of pixie dust.. Next thing you'll be telling me they have a genie [ibm.com] in there too.
Fuck. Maybe I should have thought this through first.