Computer Problem Caused Price Errors on NASDAQ 160
buckthorn writes "An article running on Yahoo News states: 'A computer problem at an unidentified stock trader caused erroneous, exaggerated prices -- some as high as $950 per share -- to be posted to the Nasdaq Stock Market Friday morning for 1,680 different stocks, a spokeswoman for the Nasdaq said.'"
Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
Good afternoon gentlemen. As you are all no doubt aware, I have perfected a method of manipulating the various stock exchanges throughout the world. You received proof of this this morning, as relatively worthless Nasdaq stocks such as Maxco, Inc. and J.W. Mays Inc. traded briefly at hundreds of times their real value. I believe my latest caper, which I've puckishly dubbed 'Operation Stocking-Stuffer', is certainly worthy of your attention...
You see, gentleman, when 'Operation Stocking-Stuffer' is deployed in earnest, all stock exchanges will be laid waste...all trade will effectively cease, and global civilization itself will crumble...that is...unless you pay me...
Gentleman, you have my demands...peace out.
screaming into cell phone... (Score:5, Funny)
Take those transactions back! (Score:2, Funny)
Not this again (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Evil gets frist post! (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, that was close. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
(a huge server farm where the racks are shaking violently and making strange noises)
Engineer1: I need a young priest and an old priest!
Engineer2: The power of Christ compels you!
I'M RICH BIATCH!! (Score:2, Funny)
W00t!!
SCOX? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not this again (Score:1, Funny)
I'm rich! (Score:2, Funny)
I wont let them. They can't take it back.... right?
What the hell is banging on my door? They are insi#%*#&)^*!&$NO CARRIER
ObOfficespace quote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"COMPUTER" error (Score:3, Funny)
Another good reason to eliminate The Human Factor. Let the Robot Age begin!
Been going on for over a year now... (Score:4, Funny)
Damnit! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:screaming into cell phone... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:screaming into cell phone... (Score:2, Funny)
In other news (Score:2, Funny)
Trading Technologies (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ObOfficespace quote (Score:3, Funny)
Function: transitive verb
: to transfer (money or instruments deriving from illegal activity) so as to conceal the true nature and source
Re:Input Validation? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Praetorians? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:screaming into cell phone... (Score:2, Funny)
Thanks for the tip! I made money with Sun stock!!
2 Revealed! (Score:2, Funny)
Step 2: Await computer error
Step 3: Profit!!!1!
In Soviet..erm, I'd like to see a beow...uh, I for one, welc... oh, just forget it.
Re:Not as uncommon as you think (Score:3, Funny)