11 Anti-spam Products Tested 200
An anonymous reader writes "When we achieve world peace, that's when we'll get the perfect anti-spam solution. In the meantime, ZDNet has a comprehensive review of eleven of the latest anti-spam products including solutions from BitDefender, Clearswift, CA eTrust, GFI, IronPort, MailGuard, McAfee, MessageLabs, NetIQ, Network Box and Symantec Brightmail."
but I WANT spam... (Score:3, Funny)
BOFH-grade products. (Score:5, Funny)
How can this list be considered even remotely complete? What about the personalized Louisville Slugger [sluggergifts.com], the noble etherkiller [fiftythree.org] and (for your Tier 1 types who work in volume) the 1200-bung-per-hour-rated Jarvis Sow Bung Dropper [technex.pl]?
Oh, wait, this is a review of anti-spam products, not anti-spammer products. Never mind.
Re:but I WANT spam... (Score:2, Funny)
What we really want to see: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mod parent up (Score:3, Funny)
Literally exploded, eh? (Score:1, Funny)
Since then the market has literally exploded -- from four or five popular applications on the market last year to a submission of no less than 11 for this review.
It literally exploded? Wow, what a sight that must have been! I can just imagine all the software vendors sitting at booths in a flea-market sort of place, when all of the sudden-- BOOOM! The place goes up like a chinese firecracker, turning half of Symantec's marketing department into a bunch of crispy critters. Kids are orphaned, families are destroyed...
What's that? You mean it didn't actually blow up? So it didn't literally explode, then? I see.
Somebody needs to find the editor that let that article slip through and literally beat him until he's comatose.
Re:SpamBayes? (Score:2, Funny)