Web site identifies anonymous spammers 114
EngrBohn writes "This NY Times article reports on SpamCop, a website that will extract the real origin of anonymous (and spoofed) spam and then notify the spammer's network administrator. This basic service is free of charge, and for a $15 membership, additional services are available. " Cool-maybe I can get their home address and hire bounty...um...er.
Re:Is this legal? (Score:1)
Re:Pretty slick, but some problems (Score:1)
Damn, follow the link first. :) (Score:2)
This just decodes headers for you, and weeds out the spoofed garbage. It's nifty, though.
Re:Pretty slick, but some problems (Score:1)
Re:2 problems with this (Score:1)
>>forge a non-relaying SMTP host at the
>>beginning of the message and bypass the checks."
>I don't understand what you are saying.
I mean you HAVE to check all the relays involved, because the spammer could add forged "Received From" header to the message using the name and IP of a non-relaying mailer, thus making your filter think the mail originated from a secured mailer
and is OK to accept.
The problems with this approach presented elsewhere in this thread are not insurmountable.
I'd like to implement this for my personal use, but I need a starting point. I just wanted to know if there was any solution out there already so I don't have to reinvent the wheel.
Re:Freaky logic (Score:1)
The original statement is a lot more like saying that baseball bats are responsible for assaults. It's sort of true, but not really.
The original statement (if true) says that the programming language of choice (PERL) for extracting email addresses from the internet is also the programming language of choice for parsing email headers. I think this says more about the PERL's ability to process text than it does about the spam debate.
Re:Cookies are EVIL! (Score:1)
IE 5 works fine.
Anyone else?
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Jesus saves - Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!
Paying for telecomm (Score:1)
b) My phone company keeps charging me more money every few months for a basic account. Apparently, the cost of supporting local phone service is quite high
The cost of providing service hasn't changed, just the rules of the game. As you may know, the regulatory environment for telecomm has gotten so out of hand that nothing actually costs what you pay for it anymore, you pay either more or less and the ILECs, CLECs, FCC, ESPs, decide how to redirect the money, according to rules that seem to change every month. The most recent change is to soak you for any extra phone lines you have (up from $3.50/mo to inflation-adjusted $6 == $6.09 or something) which is apparently going to the long distance companies, so you pay more for your phone, but just watch those LD rates drop!
I'd be more excited about it if I ever made any LD calls, but I console myself with the thought that basic service is already subsidized (Universal Service) so I'm probably paying closer to cost than before. Still maddening though.
Re:Is this legal? (Score:1)
Most of the spam I get seems to originate from the USA, although it has been routed through some foreign server.
It appears to me that most non-USA sites haven't reached the conclusion it would be best for them to disallow relaying.
Re:The legality of spamming... (Score:1)
(2) COVERED INFORMATION- The following information shall appear at the beginning of the body of an unsolicited commercial electronic mail message under paragraph (1):
(A) The name, physical address, electronic mail address, and telephone number of the person who initiates transmission of the message.
(B) The name, physical address, electronic mail address, and telephone number of the person who created the content of the message, if different from the information under subparagraph (A).
(C) A statement that further transmissions of unsolicited commercial electronic mail to the recipient by the person who initiates transmission of the message may be stopped at no cost to the recipient by sending a reply to the originating electronic mail address with the word `remove' in the subject line.
I still have to see a spam message with name and phone # of the spammer...
The Congress website also indicates that this bill passed the Senate, but not the House.
Nice... (Score:1)
D00dslayer extraordinaire, 54 kills, average abuse report generation time 1 minute 10 seconds,
Reminds me of... (Score:1)
Re:Reflections on Telemarketers (Score:1)
So waste their time, either ask them inane questions for ages (depending how bored you are this can be quite fun) or I usually just tell them "I'll go get the person you want to speak to", then go back to what I was doing. Pop back every 5 minutes or so and say "he's just coming now..." - this really cheeses them off. I had one guy hanging on for about an hour one time while I watched TV. In Australia this used to actually tie up their phone line, they could hang up but they couldn't actually get another dial tone until I hung up too.
Of course, if you're expecting a call, then your options are limited.
I don't get any near as many calls since I started doing this, may be coincidence of course.
Re:Is this legal? (Score:1)
That just gave me a great idea for a TOS policy:
SPAM POLICY - For every message that qualifies as "SPAM" (see our definition), a charge will be added to your credit card. This charge will increase with each "SPAM" message you send. Each "CC" and "BCC" or any other form of sending the same message to multiple recipitants counts as a different message. Our pricing policy works like this:
1st Message: $25
2nd Message: $100
3rd Message: $250
4th Message: $500
5th Message: $1,000
6th Message: $1,500
7th Message: $5,000
8th Message: $10,000
9th Message: $50,000
10th Message: $100,000
If you continue unsolicited mail after the tenth message, you will be charged a fee that is the same as the one for the message previous to it increased $100,000, and then you account will be terminated.
Just think if this was enforced. Then, when the spammers are on the streets and complaining that AOL ruined them, everybody will just laugh... sort of a clockwork orange kinda' deal...
Re:*A cheer is heard throughout the 'Net* (Score:1)
As head of the abuse department for a rapidly-growing ISP in Virginia, I get my fair share of spam complaints. I'm also an ardent anti-spammer, and not only hunt down all the spam that I get, but also help my customers hunt down their spam.
I have never gotten a legitimate spam complaint from SpamCop. The few that I have gotten have always been incorrect allegations of inappropriate conduct, and the actual messages are near-indecipherable at times.
However, I wish Mr. Haight the best of luck in future versions of his program - and hopefully once it hits a good level of reliability I'll be able to recommend it to my users.
On a side note, as another comment mentioned on Perl and spamming - there's a good interview with Larry Wall in the Linux Journal a month or so ago where he does claim that most spam probably not only harvests addresses using Perl, but also sends the spam using it.
Now good luck, and keep fighting the good fight.
--SeanMike
Re:*A cheer is heard throughout the 'Net* (Score:1)
MAIL From: me@me.com
RCPT To: me@me.com
DATA
>
Those headers are typically generated by the SMTP client before it sends the mail. Typically the only thing added by the server is Received and Return-Path headers. It is somewhere within these headers which a service like this can track Spam (at least to a certain point. Of course, the easiest way to start detecting whence spam originates is to look at the Message-Id header.
Re:All Part of the Master Plan (Score:1)
Reflections on Spam ... (Score:1)
I prefer Spam to telemarketers!
At least with Spam, I can just hit the delete key and it is gone! I suppose I could just hang up on the telemarketers, but years of social conditioning make that nearly impossible
YS
Freaky logic (Score:2)
Spamcop frequently fscks up (Score:2)
The general concensus on several different anti-spam mailing lists is that SpamCop, while somewhat useful, frequently misidentifies the source of the spam. One of the many problems is that many older Sendmail 8.6 systems used by spammers don't correctly identify the source of the email comming through the relay. They blindly stamp on anything you tell them in the HELO statement without any verification.
Re:Reflections on Spam ... (Score:1)
Don't 'cha know that spam comes postage due?
Yep. It's tacked on your ISP's bill. The ISP has to keep adding more mail servers to handle the load spammers put on 'em. Some even attempt a "scan" from a dialup. In all cases, it costs your ISP money, and in turn, you.
I like to save money, thank you very much. Which is why I complain. I get alot of nuke messages that way which saves my wallet every time.
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Is there a way... (Score:2)
mail from mailservers that are open for relaying.
The MAPS RBL and the other RBL's only work if the
offending site has already been reported. From
my experience the sites I get spam from have not
been entered, and you have to jump through some
hoops to get them entered. Big deal, so the
spammers use the next server on the list of open
relays they scanned for in
Why can't I set up sendmail or whatever program
to reverse-scan the intermediate mailservers for
misconfiguration and bounce mail accordingly?
I know I might bounce some legit mail, but I'm
willing to do that, since my SMTP server only
receives mail for me and no one else. At least
the bounce message could tell them why their
mail was refused and the sender could take it up
with their sysadmin.
Is there such a method of refusing mail from
_ANY_ open relays already implemented in some MTA?
pretty useless i'd say (Score:1)
2 problems with this (Score:1)
1) MS Exhange doesn't (in fact, can't) relay, but doesn't report this fact to the sender. So your method would automatically block all mail coming from Exchange. This is not necessarily a killer, but...
2) There might be multiple SMTP servers between the originator and you. If the first one relays but the rest don't you will still get spam.
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Re:Reflections on Spam ... (Score:1)
With spammers on the other hand, replying with "remove" in the subject line just verifies your email address.
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Re:Reflections on Spam ... (Score:1)
a) Most spam I get comes through my free web addresses - these are the ones I post to newsgroups with. I am probably in somewhat of a minority right now, too - my ISP is a cable provider, and their price has actually dropped over the years.
b) My phone company keeps charging me more money every few months for a basic account. Apparently, the cost of supporting local phone service is quite high
I have to say that I am glad I have not yet received a telemarketer call on my cell phone yet - THAT would really bother me!
Anyhow, I still hate Spam. But I dislike having to deal with telemarketers more.
YS
Re:All Part of the Master Plan (Score:1)
Whenever I am asked for an address, I use root@ the domain name of the web site in the remote hope that someone in charge will get as pissed at the spam as we do.
-=[doug]=-
Re:2 problems with this (Score:1)
Ah, I see.
There's also a third problem: AFAIK the only way to check if an SMTP server relays is to acually try to relay a piece of mail through it. And good net admins will be logging those attempts.
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The admins in n.a.n-a.e *hate* SpamCop (Score:1)
Re:pretty useless i'd say (Score:1)
>'spam tolerant'. What good is it if your network administrator is in on the crime??????
I got the same spam too, last night. It was funny, in a sorta ``let's laugh at the mental retard who's trying to scam us" way. It was an offer to join a yet-to-be-created domain, mentioning a mailbox at eudoramail.com & another at bigfoot.com, & sent from an open sendmail port in Spain -- in other words, this site doesn't exist yet. The price was $24.95 a month, or $99.80 for three months. (Read it twice to see how it's a great deal!)
If the dweeb who created this email ever does connect his site to the 'Net, be assured that it won't stay connected for more than a few days. Sanford Wallace wore down the patience of backbone providers with his unrepentant ways. And if he has more than a pair of brain cells, said dweeb will take what money he gets & spend it on toys -- although mommy & daddy might wonder where their 12-year-old kid got ahold of almost a hundred dollars to buy his comic books & soda pop with.
It was the best laugh I've had concerning the Internet in a long while.
Geoff
Re:The admins in n.a.n-a.e *hate* SpamCop (Score:1)
"Sir, news from the front - we are losing the war"
"Shoot that messenger."
Procmail ported to POTS (Score:1)
>
>At least with Spam, I can just hit the delete key and it is gone! I suppose I could just hang up on the
>telemarketers, but years of social conditioning make that nearly impossible
Caller ID is your friend!
I've found from experience that any call that comes thru as ``Anonymous" or ``Unavailable" is a telemarketer -- especially if there is no phone number included. And as I & my wife have ignored those calls, over the months these junk calls have tapered off.
YMMV.
Geoff
Some cool responses (Score:1)
Customer account is toast, web page is no more, user bank account will be minus $500 from our clean-up fee, and the spammer is looking for his 50 Free Hours AOL cd.
We've recently tested the Orbital Anvil Bombardment System on this spammer. The results were promising. We had to hire the folks at http://www.asepsistechnology.com to clean up the mess.
This user account has been terminated and charged $1,000 in accordance with our Terms and Conditions agreement.
Woohooh!
The legality of spamming... (Score:2)
"***Under Bill S.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter Can Not be Considered Spam as long as we include the way to be removed."
"To be removed from future mailings Free, simply respond with "REMOVE" in the subject line. This will permanently remove you from all future mailing: remove@update4u.net"
Of course, it's common knowledge that a response will get you spammed to the nth degree. So clearly they don't intend to live up to their end of the deal. Is their legal reference for real? I know that the legality of sending unsolicited mail is dubious at best anyway, thanks to the fax law that was mentioned before. The main concern is that these spammers might be able to turn the tables on us somehow.
Oh, here's something that a completely unrelated search turned up; a how-to for spammers! Behold this nauseating chunk here: http://www.billminder.com/
For the record, I take no responsibility for any damages that occur as a result of hordes of
(of course, the software could just be virus laden bait; we can dream, right?)
Re:This is public info, anyhow... (Score:1)
Email isn't anonymous to begin with, unless you're bouncing through one or more anonymous servers. All this service does is provide an easier way to track down the server that originated the crap and look up publicly available info on that person. Kinda like looking at the postmark on a letter and finding contact info for the postmaster in that town.
Personally, I have blackmail [demon.co.uk] set up. If a DNS check on the host name provided with EHLO fails, if a DNS check on the domain the from: line has fails, or if the To: address == From: address, I don't see the email. Occasionally, a valid email bounces. More often, it just means I don't have to deal with most of the UCE I get sent. And I post to Usenet with my real address, too.
Re:Freaky logic (Score:1)
I would have quoted my orginal source for this earlier, but I was at work and had already used up my four hours of slacking off.
Larry Wall: "If you've ever been spammed (and who hasn't?), your e-mail address was almost certainly gleaned from the Net using a Perl script. The spam itself was likely sent via a Perl script. One could say that Perl is the language of choice for Net abuse. And one could almost be proud of it."
From a previous
I wasn't trying to blame Perl for all the Spam in the world, but when I read that this site relied on Perl, the quote from Wall came to mind.
(And Bill Gates IS responsible for all Windows virii. He and Janet Reno write them in the basement of the loveshack on his back lawn, emailing the binaries to unsuspecting script kiddies around the world.) I'll take my medicine now.
*A cheer is heard throughout the 'Net* (Score:1)
Now if the Network Admin *is* the spammer then I think DoS is in order no?
Pretty slick, but some problems (Score:1)
I just used it to report a spam and it (apparently) worked great. Couple of problems though: 1) I had to give a valid email to use the service. Upside is it allows "throwaway" addresses and they even provide one-use addresses to subscribers. 2) The report sent to the admins is kind of ugly. No explanation or "how to fix", but a bunch of headers and ugliness. 3) The website itself, while it works fine, is amazingly ugly. 16pt black type on yellow background, etc.
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Re:NY Times Registration (Score:1)
kmj
Is this legal? (Score:1)
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had to try! (Score:1)
here [spamcop.net]
All Part of the Master Plan (Score:1)
Newsgroups (Score:1)
I don't think he meant DoS... (Score:1)
I think the poster was refering the IDP (Internet Death Penalty) for sysadmins who knowingly send/allow spam.
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A Great Service (Score:2)
All you do is post the entire message (headers and all) and SpamCop parses it out and lets you know the e-mail addresses (abuse@, postmaster@, etc) that you need to complain to. It even composes an e-mail for you to send if you want.
Re:NY Times Registration (Score:3)
Password: cypherpunks
The answer to all your login problems
Re:*A cheer is heard throughout the 'Net* (Score:1)
Besides, what do you mean, "extract the phoney origins from the
"genuine" ones?" The SMTP protocol adds quite a few headers to a message during its travels; Faking all of them would be impossible (unless your own mail server lets someone manipulate the headers).
So anonymous net access is impossible? (Score:1)
two-edged swords... (Score:1)
Try this one [spamcop.net], too...
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Re:Is this legal? (Score:1)
The cases are very different.
The anti-abortion site ("the nuremburg trials" or some such) posted wanted "dead or alive" posters, advocated the "remnoval" of the doctors for "war crimes", poster the doctors family info and celebrated the victory of a given doctors death.
All of that adds up to a very different climate than this. SpamCop is "report spam", not the abortion sites "kill these bad people".
_Dante_
Re:*A cheer is heard throughout the 'Net* (Score:2)
No. DoS is NEVER in order. It's lame, it's childish, and it's ILLEGAL.
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
Having been on the recieving end... (Score:1)
1) It is very effective in making admins aware of spam traffic from their system; and
2) It is less than helpful to admins in identifying that is going on.
The really bad thing is that you get so much e-mail, it's almost a DoS in itself.
jf
Re:Reflections on Spam ... (Score:1)
likes to jack with telemarketers!
Get them off the script, ask odd
questions that have nothing to do with
the product or service. It's loads of
fun if I have time to do it.
Finally I tell them they should hang up
on people like me.
Re:NY Times Registration (Score:1)
Re:2 problems with this (Score:1)
In the case of multiple SMTP servers, I would
bounce the message if any of the intermediate
SMTP servers were open relays. The person who
receives the bounce may not know what to do about
a relay upstream from them, but if they report
it to their ISP perhaps a call from another
admin might get the problem fixed.
It has to work this way, or spammers could simply
forge a non-relaying SMTP host at the beginning
of the message and bypass the checks.
Re:2 problems with this (Score:1)
"The person who receives the bounce may not know what to do about a relay upstream from them, but if they report it to their ISP perhaps a call from another admin might get the problem fixed. "
Assuming that
"It has to work this way, or spammers could simply forge a non-relaying SMTP host at the beginning of the message and bypass the checks."
I don't understand what you are saying.
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One major problem with this idea (Score:1)
A: "HELO, B"
B: "pleased to meet you. A"
A: "I have some mail for you"
B: (thinking, do I trust A? Let me see...)
(B starts working in the background)
B: HELO A
A: Pleased to meet you B
B: I have some email for you (hee hee, but I'm not going to send it, just checking your answer"
A: (thinking, do I trust B? let me see...)
(A starts working in ther background)
A: HELO B
B: Pleased to meet you again, A. Busy today, isn't it?
....
In short, it's a nice idea, but it would set up an endless loop.
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Re:Procmail ported to POTS (Score:1)
Basically if the call would show Anonymous or Unavailable on caller ID, it routes it to their system, and asks the caller to record their name, and then calls you, plays their name, and asks you if you want to talk to them, or not, or play them a nasty "I don't talk to telemarketers" speil.
It's nice being able to tell who's calling before answering, either by caller id, or the preannounce. It also apparently makes predictive dialers think they hit an answering machine, so the big telemarketing places don't even make it to the point of ringing my phone.
My saturday mornings have gotten alot quieter. Instead of 1-3 calls/saturday morning trying to sell me crap, I get to sleep.
Re:The legality of spamming... (Score:1)
Uh, no. (Score:1)
Privacy isn't defined by the U.S. Constitution either (it's by statute,) but it's a moot issue, since none of that governs international law, and the Internet is international.
There are always ways to find out who people are on the Internet. SpamCop just makes it easier to find those who abuse it.
J.
My favorite spam-fighting tool... (Score:1)
The Spamkilling Personal Interface (Tactical, Enhanced). Tis a very nice tool.
Pretty slick, period :) (Score:1)
Re:billminder (Score:1)
....
> "Bulk E-mail really works!!!!" I have never seen anything else that can so quickly boost a small business into near famous recognition
.
( how about that, you can become nearly famous!)
.
> I think most people on the internet would agree that a person who spends a lot of time trying to collect targeted email addresses is not a spammer.
.
( I think most people on the internet would like to beat you around the head with a ClueBat (TM alt.tasteless)
And there's even more stupidity like this below:)
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> And computers never get tired, so they make great workers.
> So [this] gets the reader to open the e-mail, but it can also make a few people a little angry that you tricked them into opening the e-mail. I have to confess though, I like using the sneaky approach of [this] the best.
....
And guess what, billminder even have an 800 number - surely some of you 'merkins can cost this company a few dollars:
800-721-7118
furthermore, here's the whois entry for billminder.com:
Registrant: Bill Minder (BILLMINDER-DOM)
PO box 6301 Akron, OH 44312
US Domain Name: BILLMINDER.COM
Administrative Contact: Cimino, Joe (JC17073) billminder@AOL.COM
330 733 9599
Technical Contact, Zone Contact: Nicholson, William (WN72) domreg@TRICREATIONS.COM 212 564 9820 (FAX) 212 695 8026
(Nicholson, William (WN72) domreg@TRICREATIONS.COM
Tri Star Web Creations, Inc. 15 Penn Plaza, Suite OF2 New York, NY 10001
212 564 9820 (FAX) 212 695 8026)
Billing Contact: Cimino, Joe (JC17073) billminder@AOL.COM 330 733 9599
Record last updated on 03-Sep-98.
Record created on 03-Sep-98.
Database last updated on 24-Jun-99 08:34:00 EDT.
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.TRICREATIONS.COM 207.156.166.10
NS2.TRICREATIONS.COM 209.139.57.141
Re:All Part of the Master Plan (Score:1)
I said, "No, you can't".
Sheepishly, he goes, "oh, OK" and rings me up. Problem solved.
Perl problem solution Perl (Score:1)
Truly a Postmodern situation.
Re:All Part of the Master Plan (Score:1)
Just fill in "don't give out to strangers" and make them think about their information gathering.
Cookies are EVIL! (Score:1)
Conclusive proof that cookies are EVIL!
Or, we could just get a life and admit that cookies are necessary to make up for shortcomings in the HTTP protocol.
there is a diff. (Score:1)
spamcop, in as far as i can see, just uses the email headers to find where send spam came from. spamcop doesnt seem, invasive. the anti-abortion site asked for more info on doctors.
Bottom Line:
nmarshall
#include "standard_disclaimer.h"
R.U. SIRIUS: THE ONLY POSSIBLE RESPONSE
Re:All Part of the Master Plan (Score:1)
>One time I went to Radio Shack and the salesguy said: Can I have your name and address?
>
> I said, "No, you can't".
You were lucky. They also ask for my phone number!! I use your response or make up invalid info depending on how I feel. If the person is really stupid i make stuff up so they don't waste time wondering how to proceed with the transaction.
Why pay $15? (Score:1)
Really, it's not that hard once you get the hang of it...
Re:Is this legal? (Score:1)
However, on the other hand, while this will make life a little harder on the spammers, they're already used to the "fly by night" nature of the business they're in, and getting shut down by their ISP is nothing new to any of them. They'll react like they always do, by going to a new ISP.
This is where the home addresses would come in handy, since if ISP's were to confirm the identity of their users, they could effectively blacklist a spammer from operation until they changed physical addresses. Its a LOT harder to move physically than make a 15 minute phone call to get connected to a new ISP.
However, while ISP's may have the spammer's personal information, they're probably relucatant to provide it to anyone for anything less than a legal subpenoa, BUT, if they specifically state in their contracts that any user caught spamming automatically forfeits their right to privacy and their personal information will be shared with other ISP's in an effort to stop the spam, then a prospective spammer will avoid that ISP like the plague (assuming they're forced to provide their real information in the first place).
I'm not sure of the legal implications of such an idea, but a spammer, usually by definition, violates his contract, and as long as the contract specifically states the consequences of those violations, I doubt it will come back to haunt the ISP.
-Restil
Anonymous net access (Score:1)
Re:Freaky logic (Score:1)
Anonymity part of Search and seizure Amendment (Score:1)
Re:So anonymous net access is impossible? (Score:1)
Re:Spamcop frequently fscks up (Score:1)
Surely if the relays are allowing forgeries through, the solution is to get the relays in trouble, and the admins of that relay will get annoyed and decide to upgrade their software. Or does it not work like that?
Re:Having been on the recieving end... (Score:1)
Re:Why pay $15? (Score:1)
The $15 is for extra stuff like spam-free email addresses (which I avoid like the plague in case they accidentally block anyone interesting. But that's just me).
Only problem is now... (Score:1)
Julian's Pretty Cool (Score:1)
Not impossible, but frequently illegal (Score:1)
And if they send it to a Washington State resident (and California too, I think), we and our State Attorney General She-Who-Must-Be-Feared will sue their butts off in court.
Time to grow up
Will in Seattle
Cookies are EVIL! But good with Java (Score:1)
Re:Is this legal? (Score:1)
Re:So anonymous net access is impossible? (Score:2)
But that's the point! Its an invasion of *MY* privacy to continuously receive spam when I don't want it. I *PAY* for the right to use my email service, why should I have to put up with unwanted spam? Its my email, I choose who to give my address to. If I want ads from a business, I will give them my email address. Most spam is not of a viable nature. Most of it consists of "get rich quick" or "get this thing cheap here."
The ability to be anonymous isn't the issue. I could care less if somebody wants to surf and email anonymously. As long as this person doesn't use their anonymous status to bother me with spam.
Personally, I don't think email should be anonymous. Its a form of communication. How can you trust an anonymous email? There's no way to validate the sender's name, address, etc. It would be like trusting a guy on the street wearing a ski mask and disguising his voice. You can't see his face and you can't recoginize his voice. Would you trust him? I view spam the same way. They falsify return addresses and their own identity - and they want me to buy stuff from them? HA HA HA HA. Uh, no.
Spam is evil. I wish the clueless morons who use it would just spontaneously combust or something.
adaml
Which reminds me... (Score:1)
Of a story I heard about a guy who went to RadioShack and gave all kinds of crazy information. ("Name: King Solomon", etc) The counter-jockey is annoyed but accepts the information (what else is he going to do?). At the end the RS grunt has to ask "Is all this information accurate?" and the guy says "No. Now ring up my purchase."
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