10,000 Dogs are Registered for Workplace Visits at Amazon (aboutamazon.com) 64
Long-time Slashdot reader theodp writes: In what might be mistaken for an early April Fools' joke, one month after Amazon confirmed it would layoff 18,000+ employees, Amazon News last week put out a whimsical story about 10,000+ of its employees' dogs who are registered to "work" at corporate offices as part of Amazon's Dogs at Work program. "This unique program," Amazon explains," pulls out all the stops to make sure dogs have everything they need for a successful work day, including decked out dog parks, unlimited treats from the reception desk, and regular events where dogs and their owners can get to know their colleagues."
Amazon employees also received a back-to-the office edict last week from CEO Andy Jassy, who cited the need for "serendipitous interactions" between team members, which Amazon has at times suggested would be facilitated if its employees' dogs return to the workplace, too. "The dog-friendly policy also contributes to the company's culture of collaboration," Amazon reported last year. "Dogs in the workplace are an unexpected mechanism for connection, an Amazon manager added. "I see employees meeting each other in our lobbies or elevators every day because of their dogs."
Amazon News offers profiles of "11 Amazing Pups" who didn't need obedience school to be convinced to return to the office, including Murray and Ripley. "Working from home certainly has its perks," Amazon reports, "but Murray LOVES coming into the office. He gets to see his favorite colleagues-both human and canine-and brighten everyone's day." And "Ripley starts each workday with a greeting from her best friend Lisa at the Culver Studios gate. From there, she promptly reports for duty, doling out kisses to anyone who needs a little pick-me-up."
Amazon employees also received a back-to-the office edict last week from CEO Andy Jassy, who cited the need for "serendipitous interactions" between team members, which Amazon has at times suggested would be facilitated if its employees' dogs return to the workplace, too. "The dog-friendly policy also contributes to the company's culture of collaboration," Amazon reported last year. "Dogs in the workplace are an unexpected mechanism for connection, an Amazon manager added. "I see employees meeting each other in our lobbies or elevators every day because of their dogs."
Amazon News offers profiles of "11 Amazing Pups" who didn't need obedience school to be convinced to return to the office, including Murray and Ripley. "Working from home certainly has its perks," Amazon reports, "but Murray LOVES coming into the office. He gets to see his favorite colleagues-both human and canine-and brighten everyone's day." And "Ripley starts each workday with a greeting from her best friend Lisa at the Culver Studios gate. From there, she promptly reports for duty, doling out kisses to anyone who needs a little pick-me-up."
Insanity (Score:2)
Hopefully, whoever thought this up and implemented it is among the layoffs.
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The "I need to bring my dog everywhere" mentality is out of control.
It shows a total lack of consideration for those that couldn't care less about your dog...at work, in a restaurant, on a plane, etc.
Grow the fuck up.
Re: Insanity (Score:2)
It's a golden age for those of us with allergies. I can get paid to sneeze and have difficulties in breathing.
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I'm sure every parent thinks the same thing about their out of control kid. I certainly do. It was fun when we visited my wife's family and my sister in law brought her definitely precious and totally not annoying hound.
Like the ac said...grow up.
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Hopefully, whoever thought this up and implemented it is among the layoffs.
It very much depends if you like dogs and can tolerate being around them. I did contract work for Amazon for a while, and there were quite a few dogs in the office. Mostly they'd just nap by their owners, but occasionally they'd roam around the office when someone wasn't looking. You'd hear a rare bark or whatever, but they were mostly quiet and well behaved. I always found it made for a nice break to pat a roaming pooch's head on occasion, so I was totally fine with it. I have no particular fear of do
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I couldn't agree more. I am insanely allergic to dogs. If my employer pulled this crap, I would have to leave. Also sounds very discriminatory to cats and other pets. Of which yet more people are allergic.
Then there are the fleas, the smell, the noise, the "accidents." I mean really, is it so much to ask for people to work at work?
really? (Score:1, Redundant)
Then I guess it's settled (Score:4, Funny)
The dogs can crap in the campus, the workers can do their job from their home office, everyone's happy.
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The dogs can crap in the campus, ...
Ya, but it's Amazon so the dogs are probably only allowed one five-minute bathroom break per shift.
Ripley the pitbull (Score:2)
Interesting that they included in the top picture all the dogs except for Ripley the pitbull. I guess Amazon can afford the upcoming lawsuits but it seems like it's just a matter of time. Probably a great sign that she is holding him by the collar.
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Not that unique (Score:3)
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This isn't about "allowing" dogs, this is some weirdly desperate "look, there's doggos at your workplace, you just HAVE to come in now too" spiel.
Seriously, if I worked for Amazon, no later than now, I'd quit. It's obvious the leadership lost the last of its marbles. Or at least this shows how leadership thinks that throwing glass beads and trinkets at the locals, i.e. their workers, will somehow convince them to bend over and swallow the back to office mandate.
UP YOURS, ASSHOLES! Take your dogs and shove t
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But what do you do if your cube-mate [slashdot.org] owns a dog and plays with it before going to work, getting covered with dog hair. Been there, done that. And the people claiming dog allergies never say anything.
Reminds me of the people who claim cell phones give them headaches, or have similar issues, due to radio waves. A) I never heard them complaining all the decades radio stations have been in existence. B) if show them you're turning off your phone but don't actually do it, miraculously their heada
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Would you please tell that to my boss? Pretty please? I'd love to get some work done and turn that damn thing off for good.
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Cats don't like it, but they usually will put up with being washed and then rinsed in tea. The tannin deactivates the cat dander in most cases.
I'm gonna go against prevailing opinion here (Score:2)
Look, I've known people who work at Amazon - coders, mostly. It sounds like a crap place to work, with 60-70 hour workweeks being the norm. I don't know anyone talented who stayed there more than a couple years. But, given that, it probably does make it somewhat more bearable if you can bring your pet in to work.
Re: I'm gonna go against prevailing opinion here (Score:2)
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I was at a small technology company where they hired a guy, maybe 5 years out of college. Open floorplan, rows of tables, with coders, and similar people. Third day of his hire he shows up with a like a 50lb golden retriever. Apparently didn't ask anyone, not even his direct manager. And there wasn't a HR dept per se.
Maybe a 1/3 of the office is like "Oh, so cute, so nice, our new office mascot". Another third were like "I don't care, I'm busy" and the remaining 1/3 were definitely not dog people. I
Do they allow the same for kids? (Score:3)
Most people will help a dog in distress.
Most people will avoid a human in distress.
Corporations are no different.
It isn't surprising they would treat dogs better than people, it's human nature (and thus corporate nature, it's an easy way of appearing to care).
Of course not (Score:2, Interesting)
It’s really annoying that literally every asshole has a dog these days. I never liked dogs as a child and I like them even less as an adult.
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Try this test:
Lock both your dog and your best friend in trunks of cars. Come back in an hour and let them out. Who is happiest to see you?
Re: Do they allow the same for kids? (Score:2, Funny)
Trick question: you won't stay alive long enough to compare.
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Knowing my best friend he won't be in that trunk anymore in an hour. He's pretty good at finding a way out of most situations.
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Knowing my best friend he won't be in that trunk anymore in an hour. He's pretty good at finding a way out of most situations.
Or maybe he knows that for years car makers have been required to put trunk release handles inside trunks and he'll just look for the big glowing release handle.
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Only a cat would suggest this...
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Just saying...
So does Biden...and one of the Biden dogs bit a Secret Service agent
Think the office return will mostly be Seatte (Score:2)
Interesting place that Seattle office (Score:5, Interesting)
Feck Amazon (Score:2)
Amazon's Draconian Work Policies! (Score:2)
Does this mean all dogs have to return to on-site work, too?
Even pre-pandemic, most dogs were allowed to work remotely!
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And how long until we see news stories about the dogs having to poop in bags to keep up with their schedules?
Dog Is My Copilot (Score:2)
Dog Is My Copilot
Oh, wait, no...my Copilot is Microsoft.
Sorry for the confusion.
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It's the dodgy knock-off dogs that worry me. Amazon is almost as bad as eBay when it comes to Chinese factories churning out counterfeit dogs that'll electrocute you and burn your house down.
So all the dog-allergy sufferers... (Score:3)
...can work from home forever?
Re: So all the dog-allergy sufferers... (Score:2)
I resemble that remark! (Score:2)
So all the dog-allergy sufferers ... can work from home forever?
I resemble that remark!
(Fortunately it's a contact allergy. Like them but can't touch them or have to immediately wash up or itch and have skin eruptions. Can't let them climb up in greeting or hang out in a place they frequent.)
Good thing I was never tempted to work for Amazon.)
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"(Fortunately it's a contact allergy. Like them but can't touch them or have to immediately wash up or itch and have skin eruptions. Can't let them climb up in greeting or hang out in a place they frequent.)"
Yes, if they are no poodles, they shed and their hair flies around, also, people pet them and touch the doorknobs, phones, tap....
Dogs don't belong in workplaces (Score:3)
Dogs are like small children that never grow up. Actually they're worse. A small child can be made to understand when it's time to be quiet. Dogs will raise a racket any time they see another dog, a person they've never seen before, a person they've seen every day for years...who the hell needs that at work when you can get your fill listening to your neighbors' dogs screaming their lungs out at any hour of any day that ends in a y?
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I worked at a place with a dog policy. One guy had to keep his dog in a crate in his office because it was vicious. Everyone hated going to his office because you were in for an earful. Most everyone else that brought a dog had a work-friendly dog and it was fine.
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Dogs are like small children that never grow up. Actually they're worse. A small child can be made to understand when it's time to be quiet. Dogs will raise a racket any time they see another dog, a person they've never seen before, a person they've seen every day for years...who the hell needs that at work when you can get your fill listening to your neighbors' dogs screaming their lungs out at any hour of any day that ends in a y?
This. I have never understood the obsession with dogs, especially from women. They act like they are better than people, because 'they love you unconditionally', (something that they themselves are likely incapable of). Dogs are small children that never grow up, and are a continual responsibility that takes way from building actual relationships with actual people. If you feel that you're only real close relationships are with dogs, then you need some therapy.
Re:Dogs don't belong in workplaces (Score:4, Funny)
Dogs are better than people. You can put them down when they get on your nerves.
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If you feel that you're only real close relationships are with dogs, then you need some therapy.
Or better friends.
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Then again, you can shoot a dog that attacks you. You can't do that ... ok, not legally at least, with children.
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Has been true for 10 years (Score:2)
I worked at AWS about a 8 years ago. Dogs were allowed into the corporate offices even then, and it was very common for employees to bring them in.
an office should be a no-pet zone (Score:2)
Pets should not be brought into the office. I am allergic to cats and dogs and many years ago I had one manager started bringing his Irish Setter into the office with him a few days a week. From the moment I stepped through the office door, I could tell if he had brought the dog with him. I grimaced and took some antihistamines. This caused me to be groggy and not perform as well at my sysadmin tasks. At my quarterly review I was asked why my performance had declined, and eventually I let on that I had to t