Tech Support to the Stars 289
Carl Bialik writes "The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Prince, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Bon Jovi, and U2 all have used technical support when on the road, when their Wi-Fi or Xbox or Sidekick needs servicing. The Journal takes a look at the lives of the essential, if overlooked, members of the entourage, the support tech. Joshua Kapellen, of Best Buy's Geek Squad, has been on the road with U2 since 2004. From the article: 'Last March, lead singer Bono needed his Xbox connected while the band rehearsed in Canada. Mr. Kapellen got a call. He hooked up the contraption and a few minutes later was playing videogames with Bono. "It was one of the coolest things that has ever happened to me," says Mr. Kapellen.'"
Whoa (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Whoa (Score:5, Funny)
You think thats bad.. try being IT in the USMC and dealing with officers. I hurried to find what was so wrong with the Comanding Officer's computer after he demanded someone come right now and look at it, to find out he wanted to change the paperclip to a dog. (sigh)
Re:Whoa (Score:2)
Pretty difficult to argue against that. Mind you the uniforms were ok. The civies were threatening grievances.
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Big fish, Little Pond, Lots of mud.. (Score:5, Interesting)
For example, one graphics arts teacher who taught photoshop thought that our server was just a group of files that we copied to each computer and assigned that group of files a drive letter.
Another ( I am not joking ) Assumed that email was printed out and delivered to various faculty on campus by the recipients secretaries. (His, actually did that from time to time.)
Then the Dean of Information Technology would tell one person to do something, turn around and tell another person to assist but what they told the person who was supposed to be assisting was two completely different things, and latter one of the two would get asked why they didn't do what was asked of them.
With as much moolah as some of these stars rake in, I am seriously surprised that they dont retain their own tech support to go with them and live with them.
Who needs technology when you have someone to do it for you.
Contracting... (Score:2)
Maybe you missed this blurb in the article:
when Best Buy Co.'s Geek Squad of computer repair people asked him to accompany the Irish band and provide tech support to the 120 people traveling with the "Vertigo" world tour. He has been on the road in North America and Europe ever since.
That they contracted with Best Buy instead of hiring directly
Re:Big fish, Little Pond, Lots of mud.. (Score:2)
Very few faculty have low egos. The nature of the position tends to encourage people with a large ego.
Re:Big fish, Little Pond, Lots of mud.. (Score:3, Insightful)
It seems to me that the professors that can do something else for a living, but choose to teach, are less snooty.
There are fewer of those kind in disciplines where there aren't many non-academic jobs.
Re:Whoa (Score:5, Funny)
He said that saying such things would confuse the hell out of the callers, and their confusion would quickly override their arrogance and anger.
Can somebody please explain... (Score:5, Insightful)
Why on earth anybody, anywhere, in the history of the world, would ever care enough about this to utter "mrh?", let alone write a news story about it?
In other news: celebs are human!
In other news: celebs take dumps!
In other news: celebs eat food!
In other news: celebs breath air!
In other news: celebs use tech support!
Re:Can somebody please explain... (Score:5, Insightful)
The point you missed is, the story is interesting because it turns out some celebs rely on the regular tech support channels the rest of us use / have to put up with.
Re:Can somebody please explain... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Can somebody please explain... (Score:3, Funny)
...dull, unhappy, and filled with gold?
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Re:Can somebody please explain... (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe he was trying to hook an X-Box to an HDTV? He'd have to get the X-Box in HD resolution, make sure the HD set was configured correctly, make sure he had the right cables and adaptors, and was hooked to the right input. Even something as simple as a component input has two varients YPbPr and YBbCr. Or this could have been a European TV and he needed a SCART adaptor. Or the TV only had an HDMI input - or a VGA - or a DVI.
Whatever. This job can be complicated even for those of us who have been doing this since the 1970s.
He's been taught that celebrity is great. (Score:2)
But can you really blame him? Take a look at his life growing up in America. There is a very good chance that he would have been bombarded by years upon years of pro-celebrity propaganda.
Much like somebody in Middle Ages Europe would have been subservient to the Catholic Church, the vast majority of Americans have had Hollywood as the main influence in their life.
He has been taught all along to get excit
Re:He's been taught that celebrity is great. (Score:2)
Re:He's been taught that celebrity is great. (Score:3, Funny)
Don't you mean North North Dakota?
Re:Can somebody please explain... (Score:2)
If true, THAT'S why it was cool. Who cares about Bono unless you're gay? Andrea is another story. She is definitely worth salivating over - and celebrity has little to do with it.
Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm not sure I'd want to be doing tech support for this guy.
Re:Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:2)
Camels, goats, Prince & CyricZ (Score:3, Funny)
My oh my life must be hard in Prince World (formerly known as lala-land)
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Re:Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:2)
Re:Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:2)
And then we try to explain to Prince, like: 'Prince, it's 3:00 in the morning in Minnesota, it's January
I'd do the best I could if money were truly no object. Like, give me a million dollars in petty
Re:Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:5, Interesting)
One day a frantic designer from Warner Brothers Music comes in, he wants a rush Iris print. I said no problem, I can drop everything in the queue and set up your job immediately, for only 2x the usual rate (our standard rush-drop-everything rate). I sit down with the client at the workstation and open up the Quark XPress file, it's the new CD cover for Prince's "Diamonds and Pearls." But it is totally fucked up. The designer has done everything possible that will take forever to rasterize and print, I can immediately see that this job is going to take at least 90 minutes just to RIP. The designer totally loses it, he says, "but.. but.. I have to get a print done and back to my office before Prince gets there to see it, I need it in the next 15 minutes, Prince is already in a limo on his way to my office! Money is no object, can't you get 5 or 6 people to work on it and get it done sooner?" I wasn't in the mood to explain the Mythical Man-month to him, I said, "look, we've only got one Iris printer and one RIP, but even if I had 6 of them, they don't work cooperatively, we would still only get your first print in 90 minutes, not 1 print in 15 minutes. You really should have gotten this job to us sooner if you wanted a print sooner. This job is going to take exactly as long as it takes, and no less. If you'd set this job up properly, it could complete in 20 minutes, and we go to a lot of work to educate our customers to prepare jobs to run efficiently, so if you'd like, I can explain that to you while we wait for your job to finish."
The designer broke down into tears, and ran out of my office and left the building. I decided to complete the job (there was nothing else really urgent in the queue, it could run unattended while I did other jobs), and about 2 hours later it was done (my estimate was a little low). I called the designer at Warner's but nobody could find him, I eventually spoke to his manager. He said Prince was still in the building and was ready to review the proof, so I had it sent over by my fastest, craziest motorcycle courier. I called the manager later to insure the proof was delivered promptly, he said Prince saw it and loved it. However, I noticed that the CD cover that was released for sale was a completely different design. Sheesh!
Re:Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:2)
If he ran out of your office with no indication of coming back... then you're quite the nice guy to run the job anyway.
Re:Prince, eh? That Sounds Fun. (Score:2)
If he ran out of your office with no indication of coming back... then you're quite the nice guy to run the job anyway.
Well, I'd assume he got paid up front. In which case not performing the work would mean he would have to return the $$$, which was 2x the normal rate. And if he didn't get paid upfront, he had made the request as an agent of Warner & Prince, they would have a responsibility to cover the tab. There are some issues, you would need reason to believe he really was
Bono Uses Celebrity For Good (Score:5, Funny)
Bono: It'd be pretty cool if you could play this with me, right?
Kapellen: Yeah.
Bono: Alright, then we'll play -- but you have to promise to cure AIDS as soon as we're done.
Kapellen: (mulls it over for a minute) Yeah, okay.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is a socially constructive application of the power of celebrity. I bet that Kapellen guy is half way to a bachelor's degree in Biology by now.
Re:Bono Uses Celebrity For Good (Score:3, Funny)
(I have said BA, and i've been doing various tech jobs for 7 years)
What is the story? (Score:5, Insightful)
Some celebrities do good things, but most "ordinary" people do way more useful things. When is the last time you described spending time with someone like a doctor or nurse as an amazing time? To me, they are way more important people than any celebrity.
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Re:What is the story? (Score:4, Interesting)
Having spent time with celebrities there's that split second at the start where you do an internal Keanu Reeves (woah, dude!) but then the rest of the time, they're a normal person, with normal things to do (eat, go to the toilet). It really is just an everyday sort of experience. Really, the time spent reading/watching their work is much better, and much more intimate with their psych. And a second spent with my girlfriend, watching the sun set, is much more significant than any amount of time spent with a celebrity.
WTFC (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, what's people's thing with celebrities? What, exactly, lends a higher level of "cooleness" to playing a video game with a celebrity? Is there something about the way an over-the-hill rocker says "bastard!" when you steal the ball in NBA 2K6 that's significantly better than the way your friends do? Is there something about being in the presence of giant egos that makes the mundane feel exceptional? I end up working for a lot of film and TV people at work and frankly, if it wasn't for the fact that they pay well (and reliably), I wouldn't work for most of them. In fact, we won't work for Nicholas Cage again because he's an annoying nutcase. Maybe it's just my proximity to them that lets me see what bratty, childish gasbags most of them are. Do people in "flyover country" really go this ga-ga over these folks?
Re:WTFC (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm from a "Flyover State", South Dakota, western South Dakota too, where the people from the populated parts of South Dakota flyover. It ain't us who go gaga over celebrities, its the people from the "cool" parts of the Country like the coasts who go gaga over the celebrities.
Re:WTFC (Score:3, Insightful)
Now that I sit back and think about it, I think it's a combination of both. Most people like me who were born and raised in southern california, Los Angeles in particular, tend to not give a rat's ass about celebs
Re:WTFC (Score:2)
One of the companies I worked at as a service technician used to regularly do work for local TV 'celebrities'. Some of them were fine to work for, but many of them had utterly inflated opinions of their importance and/or abilities.
There as one particular radio 'star' whom we used to palm off on the apprentices because she was so annoying and overbearing to deal with. There was one 'leading man', whose powerbook kept coming back because he would delete stuff seemingly at random. The service recptioninst wou
The pot calls the kettle black (Score:4, Funny)
"I work with celebrities--but I don't like it. No, sirree. I don't like working with celebrities... Like Nicholas Cage. I don't like working with Nick. He's kind of clingy and he keeps asking for my autograph. Did I mention I work with celebrities?"
Re:The pot calls the kettle black (Score:3, Insightful)
See, trying to convince people that celebrities are largely just irritating gasbags not worth wanting to know is a catch-22. Anyone relating personal experience is accused of name dropping, and anyone who doesn't mention specific
Re:The pot calls the kettle black (Score:3, Insightful)
I bid you a warm welcome to Slashdot. This is the place where when you mention credentials or experiences you are arguing from authority or showing off, but if you don't mention them people ask "And what the fuck do you know?
"There do seem to be a lot of this particular stripe of asshat here, doesn't there?
Stars are easy (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not just the assisstants to TV stars. (Score:3, Insightful)
Often times CEOs are very intelligent, good-willed people who are easy enough to deal with. It's those under them who make it difficult. Sometimes the best thing to do with those type of people is to tell them flat out, "Fuck off. We have serious issues to deal with. We don't have time for your political shenanigans. They do not improve the efficiency of our firm."
Nothing scares such ma
Re:Stars are easy (Score:3, Insightful)
These overzealous types are more or less forced to work this way to keep up the star's lazy lifestyle.
Re:Stars are easy (Score:3, Informative)
I dunno, in my experience the toadies' attitudes tend to match the star's.
Re:Stars are easy (Score:4, Interesting)
Wow (Score:4, Insightful)
It is pretty sad when one of the coolest things that has ever happened to you is working for someone else fixing a irrelevant video game system.
When I worked at Apple tech support (for all of three weeks) many years ago, there was dozens of celebrity names in the database that had called in for help. It's just a name, folks. Why aren't we hearing about how Snoop Dogg calls the plumber, too?
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Brett
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Because this isn't crackdot
[John]
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Hardly glamorous (Score:2, Insightful)
It would be one thing if these guys were trying to swap service-for-service. But, inevitably, they want tangible assets.
By the time you've been offered 2 front-row tickets in exchange for product, you wish the wrath of the IRS on them.
Too close to John Lovitz playing Picasso in the SNL sketches where restaurants get napkin scribbles instead of cash.
Best Buy's Hardware Whores (Score:3, Insightful)
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Never figured Slashdot would be a hotbed of Best Buy apologists.
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Right... (Score:5, Insightful)
"Let's face it, computer repairmen are at the bottom of the food chain," Mr. Stephens says, but these glamorous job opportunities "give hope to every geek out there."
Right... Any geek with an ounce of brain would realize that the slim chance of "glamor" does not justify the low pay. Let's pretend that 100 celebs go to the Geek Squad. The chances of being one of those servicing a celeb is still less than 1%. And how much is the chance of playing the XBox with Bono worth? No thanks. I'll take a 6 figure salary and no chance of working for a celeb. It's kind of sad when the coolest thing to happen to Kapellen is playing XBox with Bono. Are geeks that desperate for recognition and popularity?!? Sorry Mr. Stephens "these glamorous job opportunities" does not give this geek any hope. Working for a cool tech company or doing cool research might.
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Hanging out with celebrities is potentially much more valuable than hanging out with the Mom-and=Pop store down the street that just needs their DSL modem rebooted.
Why do you think Adnan Koshoggi always kept celebrities and babes hanging around? Because it made business people want to do business with him, that's why. He made hundreds of
Geek Squad, not so cool since Best Buy bought them (Score:2)
The whole point of Geek Squad was that you called them, they came over immediately, and they fixed your problem for a flat fee. A large flat fee. That's why they got celebrity clients. Not that many people are willing to pay $1000 or so to have their laptop fixed at 3AM. Now, as a unit of Best Buy, th
Misleading title? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Getting paid for support the *stars* (Score:5, Interesting)
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Paris Hilton effect (Score:2, Insightful)
I've worked for a major ISP before and now schlep for a cellular provider. Calls from government wigs and celebs (rather, their right-hand people) are nothing new... you get the wheat with the chaff.
And yes, I do have a signed photo of Jack LaLanne because of my old tech support joint.
Ludacris's manager took CS classes? (Score:3, Interesting)
Tricked, i say! (Score:5, Funny)
"I kicked Bono's ass at Warcraft III!" (Score:5, Funny)
That's pretty far... (Score:3, Funny)
Damn, and I thought outsourcing to India was bad enough!
Now If I Could Only Do This For The Corrs! (Score:2)
I could have been the one to teach her! Unfortunately, the only result would have been that she would have been able to email her much younger boyfriend, Shaun Evans, more easily.
Plus, they seriously need to comprehend the possibilities of digital downloads, since their manager, John Huges, is an old music war horse who apparently thinks all downloads are piracy
I've been there. (Score:4, Interesting)
But, you have to draw the line sometimes. Anyone below the level of Producer was almost guaranteed to be a nice, normal person that you could work with easily, but above that, egos are totally out of hand, and I wouldn't hesitate to tell them to get out of my face. I call this problem "Producer Syndrome." Producers that have the power to order people to set up $2 million in equipment in a corner of a building, and who lose tens of thousands of dollars per minute for production delays, tend to lose perspective.
Why don't these guys broaden their horizons? (Score:2)
Contrary to what the Slashdot group think profess, it is not necessary to earn a CS degree in order to achieve developer status. I'm living proof of someone that worked my way up the ladder without any degrees whatsoever.
Re:Why don't these guys broaden their horizons? (Score:2)
I'm currently a developer who is doing quite well, without a degree. I've never had a problem getting a job based on my work experience or technical knowledge alone. I've found that adaptability and a willingness to learn goes a very long way in making you important to a company.
I started out working on PCs in a local shop, and did a lot of learning on my own. You can work your way up, and I think the experience of doing so is invaluable. Now I sort of "ride the line" in that I develop a large
Re:Why don't these guys broaden their horizons? (Score:2)
Re:Why don't these guys broaden their horizons? (Score:2)
Who says they want to, or are even capable of, becoming "developers"? These guys are like auto mechanics (or even tow truck drives). It doesn't naturally follow that a mechanic should aspire to be an automotive engineer. Why should a tech monkey aspire to developer status?
Nothing too complicated (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nothing too complicated (Score:3, Interesting)
I once read an article about all the electronic crap the Corrs drag around. It sounded like they had a dozen different systems: sound, lighting, mixing, computers, all sorts of stuff. They probably needed a semi to carry it.
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Re:What about the roadies? (Score:2)
And then there's the problem of making it work in a hundred different venues with different acoustics, electrical systems, architecture. Must be a nightmare.
I not
Used tech support? (Score:3, Funny)
Used tech support? With all their money you'd think they could afford new tech support.
Privacy implications? (Score:4, Insightful)
Personally I think the article was made up. That's because I'm generally a cynical bastard, and it's also a fact that sometimes there are slow news days.
I did one celeb's house (Score:2)
Brush with an older rocker (Score:2)
I ended up on stage during the sound check helping the keyboard tech get access to the net over our wireless network so he could do his email and stuff. I also ended up at the apron of the stage for the duration of the show and had an all access pass for the evening.
Thing is, I still don't know whether he spells it MeatLo
Has the market for tech dipped? (Score:4, Interesting)
"Technicians like Mr. Kapellen are paid about $32,000 a year, the industry average for computer technicians, according to the Association of Support Professionals.
Could this be a regional issue? Or is $55 the norm for computer lackeys in the Big Apple because soda in 20oz bottles go for $1.50 a pop and generally that's an analogue to how expensive everyithing else is making the same work provide the same quality of life (virtually speaking) in NYC as it does for the Geek Squads in Demoins Iowa? Or are the Geek Squads just generally extremely underpaid.
I'm on the job hunt now and have had some balk at $65, but just recently dropped my price by $10gs just get hired. At the $55 level, people don't even blink. The only reason my my compensation rose so high was because I'd mastered an arcane level of Ghost on the Enterprise level which streamlined efficiency to a high degree. But try explaining that to a shop that has never used Ghost and they just go..."Uh huh".
But what puzzles me is that $55k seemed the norm in 1998???!!! So, how can it STILL be the norm starting price, in addition to all the experience I've gotten since then be priced at that level? That doesn't even keep up with inflation!
And added to that, wouldn't anyone feel underpaid for this stressful job at merely $32 a year? I understand there are different costs of living around the country but this seems like a dramatic difference!
Re:Is there a way... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, that's why we created HDMI... just one plug, only goes in one way. But you know someone's going to try and force it in backwards and then complain that it won't work.
Re:Is there a way... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is there a way... (Score:3, Funny)
Many bands are pissed off that their fans can't play their music on their iPods or whatever. A couple of them have stood up to their labels and said, "No DRM on our stuff!"
Re:*One of* the coolest things... (Score:5, Insightful)
This guy is at the beck and call of people to plug their consoles in, how is that glamorous or cool.
Re:*One of* the coolest things... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Cool? (Score:2)
Re:Hey (Score:3, Funny)
I don't understand why they do that, either.
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