Blackworm Dud Highlights Virus Naming Mess 108
An anonymous reader writes "Washingtonpost.com is running a story that looks at the total mess that the anti-virus companies made in naming the latest overhyped virus threat. According to the article, 'Blackworm' or the 'Kama Sutra worm' was the first major test of a new U.S.-government funded initiative to introduce some sanity into the virus-naming business. From the article: 'For most of [the antivirus vendors], this is like Esperanto: You can speak it if you want to, but everyone else is going to carry on babbling in their own native tongue, so it doesn't really matter.'"
I agree (Score:5, Funny)
They should have just had everyone call it the Sex for Gymnasts virus.
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Really, why not something like a hurricane naming system or such.
Virus name is datecode+varient number or some such, big ones get named for the year or something?
-nB
Re:I agree (Score:2)
I've never heard that proposed, but that does make sense. I guess the problem is when you have so many variants, like with the MyDoom virus--it's harder to associate a number than a name in memory. I guess that wouldn't be a problem if it's just so that AV companies have a standard naming convention for the viruses, but it could get harder for people to remember what they have to look out for.
Re:I agree (Score:5, Insightful)
com.symantec.virusdb.mydoom
com.symantic.virusdb.mydoom.variant1
com.symantic.virusdb.mydoom.variant2
This allows the vendors to respond quickly. Then each vendor can also maintain a "thesaurus" of equivalents with other naming authorities,e.g.:
com.symantic.virusdb.mydoom==org.cert.virus.2004.
com.symantic.virusdb.mydoom.variant1==org.cert.vi
Then Symantec reports that you have com.symantic.virusdb.mydoom.variant2, you can check their thesaurus; if you don't find the exact variant, you could still figure out its a form of org.cert.virus.2004.1 that hasn't been named by that authority.
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Thank you.
Re:I agree (Score:1)
Re:I agree (Score:2)
The AV companys might just see that as a negative.
Re:I agree (Score:2)
Wait! There's a difference?
Re:I agree (Score:2, Funny)
Hej! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hej! (Score:2)
For those of you who want to make equally cliche and off-topic posts, here's a link. =P http://www.kafejo.com/lingvoj/auxlangs/eo/traduki
Re:Hej! (Score:2)
Thanks. I didn't remember how to say "LoL" in Esperanto.
Re:Hej! (Score:2)
Awesome, even with such a spectacularly easy language as Esperanto, a machine translator screws it up hard.
"Dankon. Mi ne memoris kiel diri 'LoL' esperante."
Re:Hej! (Score:2)
(http://lingvo.org/traduku/ [lingvo.org] is better... handles sentences).
Re:Hej! (Score:2)
Re:Hej! (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Hej! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Actually, I should have responded to this saying that I needed the accusative ending, or make it an adverb, I just didn't feel a need to, since it was just a joke.
I personally learned "Mi povas paroli espera
Re:Hej! (Score:2)
As for capitalization, "esperante" wouldn't be capitalized in my opinion, it's an adverb, and no longer a proper noun.
Generally as I've had the understanding that the rules of capitalization in Esperanto are liberal, and deemed "insigificant" since they carry little actual intentional meaning, and rules of capitalization vary significantly across all the derivativ
Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
This by far makes the most sense. A central dB and work from that. A way to track linages, inherent in the naming schema would be good.
-nB
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:5, Insightful)
So, did you hear about virus #2451-23123.2134-A? I hear it's going to be a doozy!
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:5, Funny)
So this guy takes his girlfriend to an engineers' comedy club, but when the act starts, she's confused because the guy on stage is just shouting out numbers and getting laughs from the crowd each time. She asks what's so funny, and her boyfriend explains that they have indexed every joke in the world and assigned each one an ID number, so when he says a number he's telling that joke. This goes on for a while until the end, when the comedian shouts a certain number that really brings the house down, roaring, cheering, standing ovation, the works. The girl asks what was so funny about it. The boyfriend replies, "We've never heard that one before."
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
My powerbook 210 certainly didn't.
http://www.classiccomputer.de/apple/app210.htm
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
No headlines. (Score:2, Insightful)
What do you think sells more papers:
The "Cyber Herpes" virus is coming!
or, "5437B" is coming!
Re:No headlines. (Score:2)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:4, Informative)
Assign every virus an ID number. Then, people could search a CENTRAL database by typing in the ID number
They did that. Its called the CME, or Common Malware Enumeration number. Blackworm was long ago numbered CME-24. The problem is the press does not generally include this number in their press releases and instead uses one of the many names different companies come up with. Also, most end-user anti-virus programs haven't bothered to include CME's in the user visible parts of their applications.
CME is one name for every malware. (Score:2)
CME List [mitre.org], which has numbers above 900.
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Before, Saddam got Iraq oil profits and paid part to kill Iraqis. Now a few Americans get Iraq oil profits, and American citizens pay to kill Iraqis. Improvement?
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2, Interesting)
And, just like CVE, no one uses it. Go US Department of Homeland Security!
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2, Funny)
I see your point, but I don't think long, and hard to pronounce, Finnish words is they way to go.
To you out there who doesn't understand Finnish, the words can roughly be tranlated to (I am a little rusty at this, so excuse any errors):
I am a fricking virus/worm with a laser attached to my head, so don't fricking read this email.
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
I don't get it... (Score:2)
What's the point of email if you can't open your email?
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:1)
Yeah, because anyone who thinks that email is supposed to be read is obviously a retard...
Oy (Score:2)
Are you going to get the public to take a nerd warning about "m71.4445876.EU.1393" or one called "CreditRatingRaper" more seriously?
You should HAVE a more stable designator, but get the companies to agree on a popular name also, maybe by letting them name the biggies round-robin style.
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
I think my machine has been hit by B97DE512E91E3828B40D2B0FDCE9CEB3C4A71F9BEA8D88E75
D2B52EB6544EDCACD6F8BEDDFEA403CB55AE31F03AD62A5EF
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
Re:Why not assign every virus an ID number? (Score:2)
Kama Sutra Worm Hits Softly (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Kama Sutra Worm Hits Softly (Score:1)
Re:Kama Sutra Worm Hits Softly (Score:1)
The Karma Sutra issue, really there is nothing new about malware like this one. Every day I watch and monitor much worse threats. I feel this one was escalated by the back seat approach Microsoft has taken.
On the M$ site it states that, 3rd party security vendors already have in place solutions to suppress the Karma Sutra threat. Also that they [ M$ ] will not break their patch cycle to address this problem, but.......if you have purchased additional support packages, you can get the patch
The naming confusion... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:The naming confusion... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The naming confusion... (Score:2)
Re:The naming confusion... (Score:1)
The names of viruses should be treated like tropical storms & hurricanes. With the new year the naming should start over at the letter A, then when the English alphabet is exhausted the names should be Greek... and so on. It makes sense to prevent confusion over the many vendors and their different naming conventions. Of course all of this would have been prevented if M$ decided to create an API that did not require so many privileges.
Re:The naming confusion... (Score:2)
Re:Total Mess + Government? (Score:1)
2) Therefore, we have governments.
3) To create the illusion that there still is freedom, and that your life and liberty is not dependent on some politician's or bureuacrat's arbitrary decisions, people get to vote for the government they want.
4) But, by 1, people are too stupid to fix themselves - how are they then going to be able to make the most important decision: who's going to use coercion against them and why? Clearly, 3 co
Re:Total Mess + Government? (Score:2)
But ICANN isn't a private corporation, no matter how much it wants to defend itself as such. Just as NASA is a monopoly government organization, its defenders want to call it a group of private corporations that are doing something through government that the market couldn't do on its own.
DNS can be handled by a private, competitive market of companies wanting to beat one another in price
$$$ @ Work (Score:3)
Wow (not WoW)! My tax dollars at work. I am so thrilled now!
Yes, $$$ @ Work (Score:2)
Virus Naming Conventions (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Virus Naming Conventions (Score:1)
Re:Virus Naming Conventions (Score:1)
IVSC (Score:2, Insightful)
My point is, who cares what it's named! A mass mailing worm is just that. Shouldn't matter if you call it "Blackworm" or "You got f'ed in the a". If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...
Re:IVSC (Score:2)
Standards are such a wonderful thing; there's so many to chose from.
computer virus or STD? (Score:1)
Let's ask the Anti-Virus Companies... (Score:4, Funny)
'Latest Overhyped VIrus Threat' or 'LOVIT'
Numbered Viruses (Score:3, Insightful)
Three genus(es?) = os
Microsoft
Linux
MAC
species = app
ie
etc...
phylum = number (increment)
now here is the kicker: Microsoft will have a canary.
as the numbers will hit the MAXINT for a 32bit OS
newscaster: "MSIE999999999999999 was found in the wild today"
producer: "mumble mumble"
newscaster: "sorry that was MSIE 10 to the power of 999999999999"
Re:silly (Score:2)
Re:silly (Score:2)
As an agent in the Matrix?
The problem with variants: cladisitics (Score:5, Interesting)
Perhaps AV experts need to use cladistics [wikipedia.org] with a standardized set of feature dimensions. A cladogram of the virus varients and some threshold distance in feature-space would help segment similar and dissimilar malware.
I actually don't hold out much hope for this because malware is an adaptive threat. Malware creators might (and do) easily take steps to obfuscate their warez -- creating spurious variants for the express purpose of confusing AV software, news reporting, and users. The more variants that appear, the harder it is to counter the threat.
The language is now a virus... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:The language is now a virus... (Score:2)
Slightly OT (Score:5, Insightful)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel [wikipedia.org]
To stay ontopic, here's the list of companies and the name they picked for this virus So who was calling it "Kama Sutra" ?
Re:Slightly OT (Score:2)
So who was calling it "Kama Sutra" ?
That [sfgate.com] would [zdnet.com] be [go.com] the [wdef.com] news [technewsworld.com] media [theregister.co.uk]. You know, the all-knowing virus experts.
And all the non-tech people see this in the news and think it's a big deal. They keep calling asking if we are being hit by it. Gee, I don't know. It's been out since January 17 and our definitions have been updated about 15 times since then. You haven't been opening email attachments from people you don't know claiming to be sending you porn, have you? No? Then I think we're safe.
Come on people.
Hoping for a "snow" day... (Score:2)
What a disappointment!! I was hoping for a day off from work, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
No crashing networks, no choked ISPs, my ping in SWG didn't even go up. What a waste of paranoid hysteria....
Standards start at the grassroots (Score:3, Interesting)
The CME number will be like the scientific name of a plant or animal. Specialized to a certain group, but entirely definitive. The antivirus vendors will all eventually have to start publishing a CME identifier with each virus so any administrator will know "what the hell virus is that?".
Cause or effect? (Score:3, Interesting)
or was it a dud beacuse of all the hype and people patched beforehand?
VGrep (Score:3, Informative)
Hurricane names? (Score:2, Insightful)
Sure, they may run out of names, but they can reuse names as they do for hurricane names, with the exception of widespread popular hurricanes/worms/virii, which can be retired [noaa.gov], just like some hu
Here's why you give them names. (Score:1)
Can anyone rattle off the IP address for www.yahoo.com? (wait.. around here.. bad question...)
But you get the point. We as humans name everything in order to keep better mental reference and remember it. They could have called it the Apple portable media player , but they came up with iPod. And people remember it.
I think that here in the geek world we so commonly have to reference things by numbers that we forget that names are f
Chaos (Score:1)