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Microsoft To Offer Virus Defense 579

FridayBob writes "According to the New York Times, Microsoft plans to enter the consumer antivirus business with a subscription service next year. Most of us will remember Microsoft's assimilation of RAV Antivirus from GeCAD Software of Romania in 2003." From the article: "Microsoft plans to expand the service beyond its 60,000 employees this summer and offer an open trial for consumers this fall. No date has been set for a commercial introduction, but the executive in charge of the new business said it would ultimately be offered as an annual service by subscription."
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Microsoft To Offer Virus Defense

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  • by k96822 ( 838564 ) * on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:55AM (#12519755) Journal
    No, no, no! It should be part of the OS. If I buy an OS and it is vulnerable to viruses, it is a flaw in the OS's design. Why do I have to pay extra to make my machine usable?
    • by mcslappy ( 830989 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:57AM (#12519775)
      *nod* i was hoping that it would have been free like the anti-spyware software that they bought from giant. I suppose i'll just keep using AntiVir on the windows machine.
      • Also try AVAST! (Score:5, Informative)

        by dsginter ( 104154 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:20AM (#12520048)
        Avast Home Edition [avast.com] - Free for personal use. This stuff works like magic. You *do* have to register in order to get a registration code but it is definitely worth it.

        I've actually used this software to fix problems that McAfee couldn't (the boot time scan is not possible with McAfee).
      • by bushidocoder ( 550265 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:42AM (#12520310) Homepage
        Free antivirus software from Microsoft would put several billion dollar companies out of business - there's significant overhead costs in running an antivirus company, and with no revenue model, there's no way to stay afloat. The result - Microsoft Antivirus with no competitors. That's bad for the market as a whole.
        • by penix1 ( 722987 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:52AM (#12520409) Homepage
          "Free antivirus software from Microsoft would put several billion dollar companies out of business - there's significant overhead costs in running an antivirus company, and with no revenue model, there's no way to stay afloat. The result - Microsoft Antivirus with no competitors. That's bad for the market as a whole."

          Let me get this right (and twist the argument around a bit)...

          You are saying that something that would be good for users (Microsoft fixing their vulnerabilities [forget for the moment how they are fixing it]) is bad for businesses? This is like saying, "finding cures for diseases is a bad thing because it will put the pharmacutical industry out of business"!

          This flies against the face of logic. Then again, we are talking about businesses here. Anything for a buck!

          B.
    • No, no, no! It should be part of the OS. If I buy an OS and it is vulnerable to viruses, it is a flaw in the OS's design. Why do I have to pay extra to make my machine usable?

      Any OS that can run user code will be vulnerable. Or are you advocating TCPA?
      • Re: (Score:2, Interesting)

        Comment removed based on user account deletion
    • I hope your goal was to be modded funny, not insightful...
    • wouldn't it being part of the os be another anti-trust issue? :)
    • by daern ( 526012 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:03AM (#12519847)

      No, no, no! It should be part of the OS. If I buy an OS and it is vulnerable to viruses, it is a flaw in the OS's design. Why do I have to pay extra to make my machine usable?

      No, it shouldn't. If Microsoft *did* bundle AV with Windows, everyone on slashdot would be jumping up and down saying "Microsoft are being anti-competitive yet again!!". Microsoft have been (rightly) burnt by the fair competition regulations often enough to know that they cannot just bundle this in and need to offer their product so that it can compete on the open market.

      That said, many people will use it because it is easiest to take it from the same vendor as the O/S, even if it's not the best solution, technically.

      My biggest concern is that MS will use non-disclosed APIs to support their AV, leaving the rest of the market to use the current selection of cludges to make their work. Obviously, this would be unfair and they should be shot if they are thinking it...

    • by khasim ( 1285 ) <brandioch.conner@gmail.com> on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:05AM (#12519870)
      Viruses exploit a flaw in the security model of the OS. Fix the flaw and the viruses cannot spread.

      Anti-virus software should NOT be part of the OS.

      But, by that same token, Microsoft should NOT be selling anti-virus software.
    • by dfn5 ( 524972 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:07AM (#12519889) Journal
      Why do I have to pay extra to make my machine usable?

      Microsoft refers to this as "a business plan for generating recurring revenue".

      • When you get a virus, you need to call some 1-800-microsoft-number. Afterwards, you will provide them home address, name and other personal information. At that point, you will receive a 128 digit Activation key over the phone to install the patch.

        Hey how come there is no antivirus software needed on unix platforms?

    • Yes truly, ! you have an opertaing system and a set of applications that can be attacked by mallicious code. Thus either you can 1) remove the mallicious code that comes in and attacks your apps and os etc.. 2) have fix packs, protection or anti-virus software that protects the comptuer against loss of data. This is another way to milk the market.
    • Thats a bogus statement to say the least. There are security holes that is the fault of the makers for being careless. Then there are security holes that were not foreseen (its impossible to forsee everything). Then there are the exploits that come out of the minds of twisted folks. No this is an unfair statement. It would be nice if it came as a part of the OS - but remember, each time MS bundles something with the OS people decry it is a monopoly.
    • by OverflowingBitBucket ( 464177 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:21AM (#12520059) Homepage Journal
      Next-up:

      Microsoft Crash Protect 2006
      Microsoft File Restorer 2007
      Microsoft Wormguard 2008

      Can we see the problem?
  • by TripMaster Monkey ( 862126 ) * on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:55AM (#12519762)

    It seems to me that a company profiting from its own security holes is a serious conflict of interest.

    From TFA:


    Microsoft's decision to charge a fee is justifiable, he (Ryan Hamlin, general manager of the Microsoft Technology Care and Safety Group) said, because most consumers do not want to be responsible for the care of their PC's, but just want them to work correctly.



    Let's break this down into steps, shall we?



    1.) Market virus-prone OS
    2.) Market protection from aformentioned viral threat.
    3.) Profit^2!



    I'm wondering when M$ is going to cut out the unnecessary fluff in their operation and just get a license to print money.

    • by Electric Eye ( 5518 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:57AM (#12519783)
      I absolutely agree. This is BS. It would be just like MS selling anti-spyware s/w. THEY built the platform that allows these viruses to work. THEY should be the ones that fix it - for FREE.

      Bad, man. Just BAD.
      • I don't understand. Viruses are simply programs that run in an O/S that we don't want running. How can an O/S know the difference between an application I just compiled and some virus? You're asking that my application can't run? You want Palladium?

        Don't get me wrong. I think the SPREADING of viruses should be stopped. But I think that falls into the internet connection. Adding a REAL firewall, and fixing IE. But I don't think it's the O/S's fault.

        • *buzz* wrong, or at least... incorrect terminology.

          Viruses by and large run due to exploits in code. They exploit the code, placing themselves as the executable to be run, which then runs on that machine, exploiting other machines. On windows systems, the most commonly exploited code is the OS itself, or other Microsoft code commonly bundled [mssql, iis, ie]. So yes, it is the OS's fault.

          Trojans, spyware, and other maladies are a different beast. They're commonly referred to as viruses by the masses, but
    • I'm wondering when M$ is going to cut out the unnecessary fluff in their operation and just get a license to print money.

      They do -- they have 50 billion in cash reserves...
    • by mfh ( 56 )
      1.) Market virus-prone OS
      2.) Market protection from aformentioned viral threat.
      3.) Profit^2!


      4.) Lose everyone to Linux, Mac, due to mob protection type business practices at Microsoft.
      • by FunWithHeadlines ( 644929 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:17AM (#12520000) Homepage
        " Lose everyone to Linux, Mac, due to mob protection type business practices at Microsoft."

        Ah, good, someone else thought of the mob protection analogy. "Nice computer you have here. Shame if any viruses were to harm it."

        What I wonder is why more people (you know, average computer users, not /. posters) don't think about alternative platforms such as Linux or Mac. But last night I was watching the local news and they had one of their typically sweeps-inspired scare stories about how letting your kids use their computer to go to gaming sites will lead to spyware, and adware, and who knows what else! Aaaaaah!

        OK, ignoring the stupidity of tying gaming to evil, I found the reporter's conclusion interesting. Noting the steps that could be done to protect yourself, he said keep your OS up-to-date, run anti-virus software, run a firewall, and monitor what your kids do with their computer. I kept waiting for the obvious other solution: Get rid of Windows and move to a Mac. End of problem. I could just imagine the reaction of Joe Average watching this report if the reporter had said, "Or you could just switch to a Mac and have virtually none of these problems." Joe Average would have sat up and said, "What? Really? I had no idea!"

        And that's the point, most people have no idea there are alternatives out there that minimize the problem. Not that Linux or OS X-based systems are totally invulnerable, but it's a lot harder for a virus even directed at such OSes to get traction when the first thing they have to do is explicitly ask the user for permission to run and ask for a password!

        Watching that news report, I realized this is what my sister-in-law would be going through if she were using a Windows box. She is clueless about computers, checks her email faithfully every month or two whether she needs to or not (sarcasm), and is always connected through broadband. That's a recipe for disaster...except I recommended she get an iMac. Instead of having to clear out adware and spyware every time I visit, she just uses her computer as she wants without any problem in the 2+ years she has had the box. No way a clueless Windows user on broadband would be so lucky, but a clueless Mac user? No phone calls to me with tech support issues in 2+ years. If only more average users knew this kind of computing experience was possible.

    • I agree with this.

      "Hey Bill, our virus subscription revenue is too low!"

      "Well then, lets add more holes to Windows in the next update! Hopefully the virus coders out there wil make good use of the new holes quickly so we don't have to develop viruses of our own."
  • We'll give you virus "protection" for a small monthly fee.
  • by booyah ( 28487 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:56AM (#12519771)
    So, your offering a service, to secure the operating system... that you built insecurely... that I paid for... and you want me to pay you MORE?!?!? for this!?!?

    its like paying to have GM take care of your car when they built it without brakes!
    • by Anonymous Coward
      "its like paying to have GM take care of your car when they built it without brakes!"

      Except a new car comes with a warranty, and if the defect is bad enough (such as no brakes), the product would get recalled.

      Microsoft's EULA absolves them of responsibility for almost all defects.
    • Or something along this line:
      "We built an OS. It is not perfect, and we do free updates to patch things up. People out there still write viruses. We are going to offer you a product to help protect from these viruses. This costs us money, and we are a business. If you want to gripe about the viruses, complain to those who MAKE the viruses."

      Unless you can prove otherwise, MS did not make those viruses.
  • A cure for their own disease?

    The disease of popularity?

    Here they are, trying to address what has been an Achilles heel for them. I'm sure it will get painted here with the brushes of ridicule and scorn.
    • Comment removed (Score:5, Insightful)

      by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:02AM (#12519832)
      Comment removed based on user account deletion
      • One of the recent successful viruses (I refuse to use the term virii) required the user to extract the virus from the attached password protected zip file using the password supplied in the email, and run it. Microsoft is to blame for a lot of things, but theres also a huge market for protecting against user stupidity out there too.
    • by Enigma_Man ( 756516 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:03AM (#12519851) Homepage
      Yes ridicule + scorn, because the way they are going about it is by applying a band-aid (which they charge you for) instead of fixing the _actual_ problem (the holes that allow viruses on in the first place).

      To use an analogy I saw a couple posts up, that would be like GM selling cars without any brakes, and then charging later for their add-on high-impact bumper, so when you hit stuff, you won't break hte car. They should just sell a goddamn working car in the first place.

      -Jesse


    • If the method with which M$ is trying to address this 'Achilles heel' is this reprehensible, then they fully deserve the ridicule and scorn.

      When I paid for my OS, I expected a reasonably secure product. If the product suffers from flaws, it is the manufacturer's responsibility to fix them. No further payment from me should be required.

      A couple years ago, the Firestone tires on my Explorer were recalled. I got new tires, gratis. I'm sure that if anyone were expected to pay any amount for the tire repl
    • Popularity doesn't allow viruses to be created. Vulnerabilities allow viruses to be created. Microsoft is responsible for those vulnerabilities, and it is beyond the pale to charge customers extra to bandaid the flaws that they've left in their own product.

      Here's a clue. When all these engineers are prosented with a new virus. Instead of getting then to create a signature to add to the file, or develop a heuristic to spot similar viruses in future, get them to find out what vulnerability(s) it's exploi

    • Diseases don't come from popularity. Britney Spears has avoided aids eventhough she's popular. Diseases come from not using protection, if Microsoft cared to build their software with condoms preinstalled there wouldn't be problems. The ideer that "vira is common so we don't have to do nothing" is old and out of date.
      If they charged more for Longhorn to fund the battle of security that would be fine, but to try n charge extra is just plain evil.
      It also makes it economically stupid to fix ANY future securit
    • Mod parent up.

      Yes Windows isn't the most secure environment in the world, but any intelligent user taking reasonable precautions doesn't have much to worry about. The reason there are so many virii, malware, etc for Windows is because there are so many Windows boxes out there. Put Fedora or Mandriva on 90% of the desktops and laptops in the world, and see how soon before there are Linux virii. The most insecure thing in Windows is the user. Social engineering, ineptitude, and sheer stupidity can bring down the most stable OS, even DOS.

      People rant about how Windows was designed to be insecure, and, in a manner of speaking, that's true. Windows 9x was designed for easy conectivity. Networking and the internet was exploded around them, and they made a conscience decision to write the OS "just work" as much as possible. Fastforward a 5-10 years, and we see that that might not have been the best approach. Hindsight is 20/20. Can we say that MS is evil/inept because they made the wrong choice? Was IBM evil/inept for trying to implement MCA architecture? Was Churchill evil/inept for trying to stop a second world war with appeasement? It's easy to be a "Monday night quarterback"

    • by Kamion ( 27812 )
      Why does this remind me of a Soul Asylum lyric from their song, Misery:

      We'll create the cure
      We made the disease
  • Nice... (Score:5, Funny)

    by DarkMavis ( 767874 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:57AM (#12519784)
    It's like paying the mob for "protection" when you pay Microsoft for "security". Thanks but no thanks. I've seen enough Soprano episodes to know what can happen when you deal with the mob.
  • by Dragonmaster Lou ( 34532 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @10:59AM (#12519801) Homepage
    Microsoft used to ship a licensed copy of [then] Central Point Software's Anti-Virus program with MS-DOS 6.0. They stopped shipping anti-virus software with the release of Windows 95, however. I'm surprsied it's taken them this long to start shipping an anti-virus tool with their OS again.
  • stay out of the virus market and concentrate on the O/S - no wonder Longhorn is way overdue.
  • by Sounder40 ( 243087 ) * on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:02AM (#12519831)
    A cure for their own disease?

    No, that would be Linux.

  • by alxc ( 853960 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:03AM (#12519849)
    Their not making enough selling windows,so they'll make it up buy selling you something to fix windows.If nothing else,they have balls.
  • They will send you a media kit that has bootable Linux CD's and installation instructions. No more viruses.
  • by ItMustBeEsoteric ( 732632 ) <ryangilbert.gmail@com> on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:05AM (#12519864)
    With all the OEMs that ship Norton or McAffee or whatever with their computers, I have to wonder how Microsoft is going to approach marketing this. I smell a deal with an OEM like Dell in the works, or at least imagine they are gunning for one.

    Really, don't most major-brand PCs (Macs not included, but this isn't an issue related to Macs as I doubt MS will make antivirus for OS X) come with AV? And people who build their own, I would guess, are a bit less likely to buy *cough* a Microsoft AV.
  • I was involved in a beta test about two years ago for a Microsoft security product for home use that included anti-virus and a firewall. The name of the product escapes me (PCHealth?) but although it worked well enough it was quite a system resource hog. The beta went on for about six months and then shut down with no released product.
  • Outrageous (Score:3, Interesting)

    by wildnight ( 621084 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:06AM (#12519876)
    This is an outrage. If Microsoft knows how to make their product more secure, they should incorporate it into the OS. "Wow, that's a bad virus! This will be *great* for our antivirus subscriptions..." Will Microsoft's corporate customers accept this?
  • or is Microsoft trying VERY hard to get into every successful computer related business?

    - Anti-spyware
    - Anti-virus
    - Games console & PC
    - The OS
    - Office Suite
    - Networking Hardware
    - ISP
    - Phones
    - PDAs
    - Cars

    Ummm I don't thing the DOJ is watching our favorite monopoly very closely. Soon there will be a Microsoft option for everything that can be purchased. I can see it now in stores:

    Bob: Hey Carla how about these cool Levis?
    Carla: Nah I would rather have the MS-Jeans. They have Anti
  • ...expect to have it in the shop a lot. You know that it's a piece of crap vehicle, it has been for the last 15 years, and you're going to spend money to make a car, even a relatively new one, work properly.

    If you find that unappetizing, get a Toyota or a Honda. They're more robust and less prone to breakage.

  • Does no one here rememeber MSAV?

    It shipped with MS-DOS 6.2 and 6.22. I remember it looked a lot like an early BSOD as it scanned for viruses I might have recieved while downloaded a registered copy of Scorched Earth from a BBS.

    http://home.earthlink.net/~rlively/MANUALS/COMMAND S/M/MSAV.HTM [earthlink.net]
  • ... a city sidewalk, where an urchin sits behind a stand with a sign reading "Iced drink - 5 cents". A man is buying a cup from her.

    Just around the corner, another man is struggling to crawl to a second stand marked "Iced drink antidote - $2".

  • Halfway there? (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Ittey ( 883415 )
    Seems the only thing left is making the autoupdate mandatory by virtue of the EULA and then charge subscription for that as well. The offer for virus protection by subscription might be just the thing to ease the barrier here.

    End result: OS itself is primarily subscription based for all practical purposes. No more trouble with pirated copies. Needless to say, all in the name of making the world more secure.

    Of course I'm just theorizing :-)
  • I used RAV on my Postifx server until they got bought out by M$. I was quite happy with RAV, and still think it was one of the better A/V products. If M$ left it alone, and integrated it as it was, it would be a great product. Unfortunately, they never leave anything they acquire alone.
  • The first thing that came to mind when I read this article was oddly enough the line from the Wierd Al song Mr Popeil:

    "Now how much would you pay?"

    But instead of offering more and more products for lower and lower prices, instead Micrsoft is heading the other way.

    "How much would you pay for an OS? How about $200! But Wait! What if it included a virus checker? What if we threw it in for FEE! Now how much will you pay?"
  • by Linux_ho ( 205887 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:12AM (#12519944) Homepage
    The fact of the matter is that many viruses don't bother taking advantage of exploiting Windows or Outlook flaws. They don't have to. By far, the biggest factor in spreading viruses is human stupidity. They don't patch their machines. They click on stuff that reads like this:

    FROM: sploitr@fishyware.com
    SUBJECT: DO0D YOO gotta secyurtee pr0b/.
    BODY: Yer eemail will be canc3lled if y00 do not click the a7tached fil3.
    ATTACHMENT: malware.exe

    The only way you can seriously argue that this is Microsoft's fault is by saying that they made it possible for people *this* clueless to get on the Internet.
    • While that is true to some extent, based on your example, what would happen if a standard Linux user were to execute that file? (assuming of course one like that were written for Linux)
      At most, it would wipe out their home directory. Not bring the entire machine, and all users on it down.
      Tha's the issue I have. Focus more on getting people to do things right, instead of just defaulting immediately to the most risky settings.
      Make sure that if a user doesn't create and use a standard account, that the
      • At most, it would wipe out their home directory. Not bring the entire machine, and all users on it down.

        Wrong. At most it would wipe out their home directory, but not before emailing itself to their entire address book . Then it could attempt to remotely gain access to anything sitting on the local network - likely much easier than if you're attacking from outside - and email the results to the author. Insecure servers beware.

        This isn't dramatically different to the worst that can happen in a prope
  • Will it die off the same way Microsoft Antivirus from DOS 6.0 (IIRC) did?
  • Prediction (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anita Coney ( 648748 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:17AM (#12519998) Homepage
    Microsoft's goal has been to get users to pay a subscription fee for use of its OS and Office. This is one step towards that.

    Expect a "trial" copy to be included in Longhorn that'll bug the fuck out of users until they break down and subscribe.

    Microsoft will get its annual user subscription fee. It'll have NO incentive to fix its security problems. And we'll get shafted.

    Thanks Bill!
  • by jocknerd ( 29758 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:17AM (#12520008)
    Microsoft will dominate the security (AV, spyware) part of the software industry. In five years, there will not be a McAfee or others. So whats left on that side of the computer world?

    I MUST be a prophet. Ten years ago I said that you will either run Microsoft software entirely or you won't run it at all. Adobe will be all thats left on the Windows side for off the shelf software.
    • um, stop using Windows? Why is that such a hard concept? Wanna game? Pester the developers or get a console.

      The fact that games run on Windows is no reason todo **WORK** in it as well. And if all you're buying a $400 copy of windows for is gaming you might as well get an Xbox and save yourself a couple 100 dollars...

      Tom
  • Because Windows OneCare is a service, you will not need to wait for a new version in order to help protect your system from new threats or to take advantage of new features. Windows OneCare updates itself automatically over the Internet so you always have the latest technology.
    So basically, "We've opened another giant door for the entry of viruses into the system, and you're going to pay for it.. you poor suckers!"
  • by scronline ( 829910 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:19AM (#12520028) Homepage
    Traditionally, Microsoft has always offered substandard products. Office wasn't near as good as Word Perfect, Scandisk and Defrag weren't as good as disk doctor and speed disk, and so forth. They have won by cheaper prices, bundling, or flat out black hat tactics like code adjustments in the OS to keep software from working properly. On thinking about it, I have YET to think of something....ANYTHING that Microsoft didn't either buy, steal, or mimic. Doing that, they take the competitions' ideas and crush them.

    Several of the posts here are already agreeing with my thinking of "Microsoft, it's your crappy code that's causing the problem. Why should we pay you to fix something you broke but we bought in good faith?" Granted, I'm speaking mostly for my customers here as I am slowly moving completely away from Windows, but the point still remains the same.

    It's come to the point where you have to question Microsoft at this point. If they start making money from Anti-virus subscriptions, what's their incentive to fix the flaws in the software that are causing the problems in the first place? The consumer already has a false idea that viruses and malware are just a fact of life and they WILL get infected without doing anything so they just live with it. If a peice of code is flawed that will allow introduction of malicious code of any type without user intervention, it falls to the software producer to fix it, not charge to protect against it. If you ask me, this is Anti-trust #3 in the making.

    Look at Ford awhile back when all those Firestone tires were causing havoc. Did the customer have to pay to get new tires? No! This is the same thing. I would urge ANYONE that's considering using any MS products like this that they should reconsider. It will only support Microsoft's belief that they can milk money out of their customers for producing a crappy product.
  • by jocknerd ( 29758 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:23AM (#12520079)
    I was getting ready to invest $5K into Apple. I may have to change my mind now. Just imagine how many consumers or businesses will buy this because its from Microsoft and they will figure that Microsoft knows their OS better than anyone else, so they should be able to protect it better.

    Leave it to Microsoft to make money off their own incompetency!
  • by Pingster ( 14864 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:24AM (#12520090) Homepage
    Scanning for viruses is the wrong answer. It is impossible to determine the intent of a program by scanning it.

    Downloaded software should not be given the power to mess with your system in the first place. This is a fundamental flaw in the design of Windows. Because it gives every running program the full power of the user account, Windows is B. A. D. (Broken As Designed). Linux and Mac systems have the same flaw.

    To truly solve the virus problem, limit the authority of running programs. [skyhunter.com]
  • by WormholeFiend ( 674934 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:24AM (#12520096)
    paying bounty hunters to track down virus writers, what with the size of MS' war chest...

    They could use any methods if necessary, but no disintegration!
  • a 'feetchur' that we can charge for patches instead of requilding on stable ground.

    That's the kind of thinking that gets people killed in tsunami prone areas.

    M$ has felt the rumblings underfoot, (customer dissatisfaction over security holes), and is seeing the wave build on the horizon, (Linux & Symbian & OS X & others,) and they are offering a patch kit for a hemmorhoid cushion as a floatation device.

  • by catdevnull ( 531283 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @11:49AM (#12520374)
    Here's a little allegorical play scene by Me:

    Salesman: Mr. Smith, here's your new car.
    Mr. Smith: Thanks, Bill. Say, where's the seat belts?
    Salesman: Oh, that'll be extra.
    Mr. Smith: There's no windows or doorlocks either?
    Salesman: Oh, that's extra, too.
    Mr. Smith: I'm confused, Bill. Isn't my car supposed to be fully functional and include safety features?
    Salesman: Well, Mr. Smith, we can include them on a trial bases for 30 days, but you'll have to return them or pay the subscription price.
    Mr. Smith: What the f*ck, Bill? You mean I have to PAY repeadetly for something that should come with my car?
    Salesman: Yes, Mr. Smith. Did you not read the EULA?
    Mr. Smith: I think I want my money back.
    Salesman: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Mr. Smith.
    Mr. Smith: Why the f*ck not?
    Salesman: Because by opening the car door, you agreed to the EULA and you are bound to its terms and conditions.
    Mr. Smith: You're a bastard, Bill.
    Salesman: Actually, I'm the spawn of Satan.
  • by rben ( 542324 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @12:25PM (#12520751) Homepage

    Then it's likely that every time you get an update, it will make any competing anti-virus product stop working. Some of us still remember the old rhyme: The code's not done till WordPerfect won't run.

    If MS eliminates all other anti-virus vendors then we are put in an interesting situation. We have all heard the rumors that some AV companies have made deals with some spyware vendors and with the government to ignore programs that the vendors don't want scrubbed from your computer and that the government uses when investigating criminals. If there is only one vendor of AV software on Windows, there is only one company anyone has to negotiate with to keep their software from showing up as a virus.

    On the other hand, I believe that the security of the computer is fundmentally the job of the operating system. So the software designer in me says that's where it should go. It should be a loadable module of the OS and it should be layered so that it doesn't just look for signatures but for suspicious behavior. It should check the logs for bad behavior, etc.

    Finally, I simply will never fully trust any software that is built from sources that I can't inspect. I dont' care if it's the OS or the anti-virus software. I don't believe in security by obscurity. I want to be able to make sure that my AV software isn't excluding some malware because of a little money changing hands. My computer is MY property. If the government want's to know what's on it, I think they should bring a warrant, not plant programs on it.

    While I recognize the value of "wiretaps" in law enforcement, I think that establishing a back door through which the government can load malware onto your computer will quickly turn into a backdoor that any hacker can and will use. Whatever technique they come up with, someone will figure it out, steal it, or buy it from some under-paid government worker. It will only leave all of our computers open... kind of like they are now.

    I strongly suspect that Microsoft is going to try to dominate the AV market and use that domination to push their "Trusted Computer Model," where, effectively, MS owns your computer and controls what you can and cannot do with it.

    All of this reinforces my commitment to never buy another MS Operating System. I only use Windows now because I love computer games and computer game manufacturers have not, for the most part, embraced the Linux market. I wish they'd hurry up and start porting.

  • by SysKoll ( 48967 ) on Friday May 13, 2005 @02:18PM (#12522188)
    In other news, McDonald's is entering the consumer diet market with its new McDiet diuretic pill offer.

    Buy three McGrease Sliders (TM) and get a free trial of the new Pee-a-Bucket chewy tablet. Comes in three flavors. After a few months, the McDiet pills will be charged separately.

    Unimaginative, grumpy consumer associations have derided the new offer, saying that McDonald's should reduce the high sugar, grease, salt and cholesterol content of their food in the first place.

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