Federal Bounty on Spammers 244
Portigui writes "CNN is reporting that the FTC is considering imposing a bounty on spammers. They are guessing it would take between $100,000 to $250,000 to get people to rat out their friends, coworkers, etc... Interstingly enough is that it is 'higher than rewards in most high-profile criminal and terrorism cases. For example, the FBI pays $50,000 for tips leading to the arrests of most of its top 10 fugitives.'"
What we need is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What we need is... (Score:5, Funny)
Correction (Score:2)
Re:Correction (Score:2)
Re:What we need is... (Score:4, Funny)
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot has editors?
Re:What we need is... (Score:2)
the reward?... free lifetime subscription to
this is SOOOO yesterday's news. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What we need is... (Score:4, Interesting)
Dupe (Score:2)
Re:Dupe (Score:2, Interesting)
Sometimes stories are marked "pending" for days, so it's not always the submitters fault.
Potentially duplicating (Score:5, Interesting)
But the question I have to ask - are they really worth persuing to this degree? I'm not trolling (seriously) but I'd rather see my tax dollars paying for takedowns in more serious crime..
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:5, Interesting)
Spam is a serious crime. A single spammer can cost our country millions of dollars of lost productivity each year. While no one company (outside of AOL, Hotmail, Yahoo, etc.) bears this entire cost, it adds up to big bucks in the aggregate.
It is quite appropriate that we put a bounty on spammers. Frankly, I still think the proper thing to do is to have a large statutory penalty, say $10,000/spam, that anyone can collect in small-claims court. We had a good law here in Tennessee, but the penalties weren't large enough ($10/spam, capped at $5000/day) and it really didn't specify that the damages weren't compensatory, leaving the judge with some discretion.
The only way to kill a spamming operation is the "death of a thousand cuts". It's obvious that law enforcement doesn't really care about this problem, otherwise Ralsky and Hardigree wouldn't be doing interviews and talking about their wealth. For that matter, I don't see a bounty system as working since we're still relying on law enforcement to catch and prosecute.
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
The thing is, I just don't get that much spam. Not on my webmail accounts, not at my work accounts. My mailman lists discard posts from non-members automatically. My helpdesk system with widely publicised email gets maybe 3-5 a day. My SPAM UNFILTERED shell account that I've used to post on Usenet
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
I also turn spammers in to their isps, so I generally get another 1000-3000/day that are bounces from joe-jobs.
Any other questions?
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:3, Informative)
The last Systems job I had needed a guy just to deal with spam. It would have cost our company a salary + bennefits *less* if there was little or no spam.
What on earth do people do to get such infuriating amounts of spam?
I don't know, but on an account I've had for 10 years, I get 100+ spam a day *a
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
Lately my big pain in the ass has been these `cheapsoft' f*ckers joe-jobbing me -- gotten a few thousand bounces from that.
Why do I get so much? I still have the same addresses I had 10 years ago, and I regularly post to Usenet, refusing to obfuscate my address. And my address is on web sites too ...
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2, Interesting)
Then one day about a year ago the inbox got flooded. And it still does. I get 75-100/day, most of them utterly meaningless garbage too. Not even selling anything, just paragraphs of random words. Worse, the past couple of weeks I'm ge
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:3, Insightful)
I find the fact people might actually use these to buy prescription medications more worrying than anything, $DEITY only knows what people are putting in their mouths because they're too afraid/stupid/addicted to go to the doctors to ask...
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
You mean like DEA funding to counter the "hippie threat"?
Re:Potentially duplicating (Score:2)
I think almost no crime is more serious. (Score:2)
Almost no other crime has the ability to affect so many people at once. That's why I am happy they are taking this more and more seriously.
Aside from that argument and one of the money it costs businesses to
Dupe? (Score:3, Funny)
Dead or Alive (Score:2)
Re:Dead or Alive (Score:2, Funny)
From many comics: Wanted Dead or Alive, preferably Dead
For example, the FBI pays $50,000 for tips leading to the arrests of most of its top 10 fugitives.""
Yow! $50,000! Alright, I know just how to get that money, right after the 21st!
Sounds like... (Score:2)
Avast! Hang'em ferm ya highest yardarm! (Score:2)
Is this a start of a new legal trend where economic damage has precedence over human life?
Re:Avast! Hang'em ferm ya highest yardarm! (Score:2)
Re:Avast! Hang'em ferm ya highest yardarm! (Score:2, Interesting)
Look at the scale of the thing. A rapist targets a single victim, whereas a spammer targets a million victims. If you could take one million junk mail messages and divert them to a single recipient who is forced to either read or delete them all manually in no longer than a minute, it would more or less kill that person, cartoon-style (we are talking 10,000 key presses per second here).
Another calculation: If it ta
Economic, my ass! (Score:2)
A minute of downloading, reading, assessment then deleting a SPAM times a million people equals 48 lifetime.
Spammers do fall in the same class as a a bon-fide qualified mass-murderer.
Karma Whoring 101 (Score:2, Funny)
2. Find high moderated comments, and repost them.
3. Karmic Profit!!!
Re:Karma Whoring 101 (Score:2)
Ooh, ooh...Let me try! (Score:5, Funny)
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My turn! (Score:2)
Do you need a new mortgage?
Do you want to earn your d1pl0ma?
Do you want a Nigerian penis?
Send $1 to:
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Lindon, UT 84042
Sincerely,
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Oh wait, we were supposed to pull DIFFERENT posts? I thought the plan sounded kind of lame.
Re:Ooh, ooh...Let me try! (Score:2)
Re:Karma Whoring 101 (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Karma Whoring 101 (Score:2)
I'm betting there are feasible ways in which mechanical dupe checking can be performed. It should be fairly simple to write a few scripts (yeah yeah - take your choice - perl, python, - whats that you say ? awk? sure!) all new submissions to build an article wise list of keyword
My old boss (Score:3, Interesting)
Why would I do it ?
1) They screawed me out of a $2000 check.
2) They screawed me on my taxes.
3) They still have some equipment of mine.
4) Even for $10,000 it would be worth it to me.
You could use the money,,, (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You could use the money,,, (Score:2)
D'oh! Ahahaha. (Score:2)
Re:My old boss (Score:2)
Re:My old boss (Score:2)
If he screwed you on your taxes, call the IRS and your state tax board as applicable.
Either way, note the spelling of 'screwed'. No A.
Stop the foreign spammers with money? nah. (Score:2)
Better yet why don't we just do it for free and block their IP blocks from all routers across the net?
Hey, an even better idea is a "Great Firewall of America" where we can keep the
Re:Stop the foreign spammers with money? nah. (Score:2)
That will stop spam!
Re:Stop the foreign spammers with money? nah. (Score:2)
FTC to Me: Here, have some money, maybe you'll change your mind.
Sounds like the broken farm subsidy system.
I will be rich.... (Score:3, Funny)
Next time 34564gnshe@yahoo.com or DSggh5r4555@hotmail.com sends me some spa, I am reporting their ass to the feds. Now I just need to figure out what to do with all of that money...
Re:I will be rich.... (Score:2)
Oh, and I am sorry if those are anyone's email addresses, they truly were meant to be random.
Sounds like a Cheech & Chong bit to me... (Score:2)
"Hey, whatta you talkin' 'bout, man?!"
"Man, you sold me those email addresses on that CD, they all bounced back, man! Opt-in, my ass!"
And so on.
Re:Sounds like a Cheech & Chong bit to me... (Score:2)
I totally misread 'Chong bit' in a way that really reminds one that it's a Friday afternoon.
$100k-$250k?! (Score:5, Funny)
Holy shit, spammers have loyal friends. I'd rat 'em out for a happy meal.
Re:$100k-$250k?! (Score:2)
They should have plenty of loyal friends. I mean, by now they surely have some of the largest p3n1s specimens on Earth along with millions of cash found in African business dealings as well as being the healthiest people on earth with all the vitamins they take.
Re:$100k-$250k?! (Score:3, Insightful)
Ie; you couldn't go to court and testify "stratjakt is a spammer because he told me all about it at the bar!" That would be heresay. You could say "stratjakt and I ran a spamming operation, I rolled on him to avoid prosecution. I was just following orders, honest!"
I'm not a lawyer, of course.
Of course, you have t
Terrorists have chosen the better business model (Score:2)
Bounty on spammers ... Done! (Score:2)
Matter of scale (Score:2)
Rat out non-BCC users? (Score:5, Funny)
one tiny problem (Score:2, Funny)
Kinda cold, but... (Score:2)
Now I don't mean to sound cold. I know that this certainly wouldn't make any difference if someone close to me were directly effected by the capture of a criminal, but the honest comparison is dozens of lives to thousands and thou
Re:Kinda cold, but... (Score:2, Funny)
I agree and thank you for posting (Score:2)
Doesn't hold (Score:2)
In the case of the Paparazzi, only one person is really responsible - the driver of the car. Did millions of fans cause the driver to drive at unsafe speeds throug a tunnel? Nope. There are other ways to deal with harrassing biker photographers. Even the bikers themselves I do not feel are responsible, even if a contributing factor.
Boba fett (Score:2)
/. reminders (Score:2)
personally, i'm looking forward to the third dupe repost of this same story.
anyone know the record for dupe stories on
Screw that. (Score:2)
If the feds had a law similar to California, people and companies can bring private lawsuits against spammers for $1,000/spam. No need for bounties.
corporate media & corporations, sittin' in a t (Score:2)
But the idea may be premature, according to the Direct Marketing Association, the largest trade group for direct and interactive marketers.
The group believes it would be wise to give the law and law enforcement efforts more time to work before "rushing into a system like this," spokesman Louis Mastria said.
Seems like the corporate media is always willing to give corporations and their lobbies plenty of slack, always ready to bend over backwards for them.
but what do we do with them once we catch them? (Score:5, Insightful)
The laws are pitiful and full of loopholes built in by the direct marketing lobbyists, and even Eliot Spitzer has mostly given the spammers he's prosecuted mere slaps on the wrist.
If I were a spammer, I'd have a friend turn me in for the reward, take the minimal risk that anyone could actually prosecute me on it, then split the reward with the friend. Sounds like instant profit to me...
... and probably an easier way to "make money fast" ;-) than actually spamming...
For that matter, such a scheme could work well enough to bring new people into the spamming field just to turn themselves in...
Re:but what do we do with them once we catch them? (Score:2)
Most (all?) of these bounty type rewards are predicated on successful prosecution. So, split it three ways with the prosecutor to agree to some probationary sentence...
Re:but what do we do with them once we catch them? (Score:2)
Oh, you betcha. I'm thinking of something out of "A Clockwork Orange." Force the spammer to watch 2000 hours of the worlds worst television commercials and infomercials -- set to Shania Twain, Britney, or something even more insipid if it can be found.
Dead or Alive? (Score:2)
If so, I'm in, dammit. Killin' me some spammers would make my year!
Better uses for the money (Score:2)
No, this is not a bleeding heart "what about the hungry" post... If we risk the assumption that funds are set aside in a budget for this and can only be used for this, wouldn't it be better to spend those funds on building a new email system and helping vendors provide easy migration to the new system? I think fighting spam is a lost cause as long as the technology allows it, and tacking on various odd bits to the technology doesn't really resolve the core problems.
If I have to suffer yet another misguid
reward size (Score:2)
Even though the potential for harm for the top 10 is bigger (in terms of murder, etc), unless the person is a terrorist plotting large-scale attacks, the economic damage from a spammer would be much larger. This argument would have been a lot more convincing four years ago.
Still, if it gets rid of all those v!@gr@ ads, I'm all for it.
Hey, Timothy! (Score:4, Funny)
I'd do it (Score:3, Insightful)
Although oddly I don't have a problem with well focused spam. I dont' mind getting spam from my regional compeditors and suppliers. But knock off Pfizer products is a little annoying.
Re:I'd do it (Score:2)
The internet isnt 100% american (Score:2, Insightful)
Duplicate - fire editor (Score:2)
Maybe the Slashdot editors could be replaced by the Google news engine, with a different set of priority rules. Then Slashdot could go on full auto. Might work better.
"Real" crime (Score:2)
What did you expect? Violent crime usually only affects people in ghettos and inner cities. Spam affects everyone -- including a bunch of fat old white men who control the wealth and power in this country. Therefore it's a more important crime to impose stiff penalties for.
Don't blame me, I voted Libertarian. You want more of this type of crap, go ahead and re-select Bushoco this year.
Zombies (Score:2)
$100,000? Not bad (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot: Subscribe Now! (Score:3, Funny)
All this does is legitimize spam from big companie (Score:2)
How about a bounty for law-makers ... (Score:2, Interesting)
But when you break it down to $ per victim (Score:2, Insightful)
Look at spam then. One message goes out to 10 million addresses. Then m
Return the stolen wealth... (Score:3, Interesting)
Divide the spammer's current net-worth - minus the minimum amount to live for one year - then liquidate and distribute it to everyone that received the spam. Or as many as can be reached after much effort. Make doing this a requirement for the spammer to keep out of federal prison. Make them show progress like an unemployed person has to show progress.
After one year if the person has not found a replacement job of any type or has gone back to spamming then induct them into a government menial job or military service in a non-combat role.
Not an ideal solution but it would at least re-distribute the wealth stolen by these spammers. You'll never get the time back though...
I'll take a cheque please.... (Score:3, Funny)
6747 Minnow Pond Dr.
West Bloomfield, MI 48322-2663
248-926-0688
amr777@comcast.net
I'm going to write me a minivan (Score:2)
Wally said: I'm going to write me a minivan.
Hooray! (Score:2)
I can't believe people still think this administration is "conservative."
Bounty on spammers. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Difference is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Difference is... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dupe, Dupe, Dupe.... (Score:3, Funny)
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org], Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org]
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org], Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org]
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org], Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org]
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org], Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL [slashdot.org]
And right about here is where I got too lazy to continue. Go make up your own lyrics for the rest. Not that anyone remembers the original beyond the bass line anyway.
(Shameless ripoff of Duke of Earl [mareesalbumlyrics.com])
Re:Dupe, Dupe, Dupe.... (Score:5, Funny)
As I wade through dup'd Articles
Will noone stop the Duped Url's
And-a you, where did you go editors?
And no one can stop you now
Yes-a, I, oh a we.....we're gonna get you, oh Taco
Not gonna subscribe no more
'Cause you ignore, the duped Url's
So hey yea yea yeah
And when we warn you,
You'll ignore our emails, Emails about Duped URL's
So we're left to pay to read our duped Slashdot
While the profits you just don't share
Yes-a, we, oh we're gonna get you, oh Taco
Nothing will make us renew now
'Cause we're still seeing Duped Url's
So hey yeah yeah yeah
Well, we, oh we're gonna get you, oh Taco
Try searching before you post it now
'Avoid the duped URL's
So hey yeah yeah yeah
Yo Grark
Re:Dupe, Dupe, Dupe.... (Score:2)
And (very tenuously) arguably even on topic!
Re:Pretty fast dupe there (Score:2)
I suppose this dupe was the result of Hurricane Ivan [slashdot.org]?
Re:What does this imply? (Score:3, Interesting)
I mean you have no crime scene to investigate, no fingerprints or DNA or other physical evidence to link the suspect to the crime.
About the only real way to bag a spammer as I can see is with eye witness testimony. Any "evidence" you collect online is easily thrown out by an attorney with the "anyone could have forged that" or "my clients box was hacked because of an insecure OS".
Re:Dupe, Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Earl, Dupe, Dupe... (Score:3, Funny)
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of URL....
What do they want for proof to collect? (Score:2)