The Family That Spams Together Stays Together 196
Anonymous Coward writes "The Globe & Mail has a story about an Ontario, Canada man who is being sued, along with his father and brother, by Yahoo under the CAN-SPAM Act. The Yahoo suit claims that Eric Head, along with his father and brother, were sending out millions of spam emails per month, as well as compiling lists of email addresses to sell to other spammers. Eric's company, Gold Disk Canada Inc., gathered lists of email addresses and sold them for $29.99 for 100,000 email addresses on up to $1,599.99 for 10 million addresses."
Was it really worth it... (Score:5, Funny)
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Right to bear arms? (Score:2)
Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:4, Funny)
British man: Haw, you bloody Yanks! Our pound is worth more than your dollar. Bah haw, bah haw.
1st American: What did that pasty face guy with bad teeth just say?
2nd American: Don't mind him. He comes from some foggy little island country that still worships royalty. Now get into the Hummer 2, we have things to buy.
Yes damn you! (Score:2)
Still I suppose it would make it real cheap if we went there on holiday.
Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:2)
Sssshhhhh..... cheap CDs....
ForEx (Score:1)
Should have changed them a few weeks ago, when cable (the GBP/USD rate) was even higher.
I'd broadly agree with the sentiment that a Kerry victory, if it resulted in the reversal of the insane deficit spending & fiscal irresponsibilty by GWB, would be USD-positive. But in the shorter term, Japan is easing back in intervention to allow for end of FY profit booking by their firms. Look for a nice little trading opp or two there.
But before you book those leveraged
Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:2)
1 USD = 1.35 AUD
1 USD = 1.53 NZD
Right...
Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:2)
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Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:2)
Really? It's been going up pretty steadily [ino.com] the last year. Of course, most of that is due to the USD going down generally as you pay for the invasion by borrowing from the rest of the world.
Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:2)
That said though, their PM has bigger Testicles than ours......
Re:Was it really worth it... (Score:2)
Parent posting dude, check your exchange rates before you quip it man
You know what they say... (Score:3, Funny)
Spammer Family Values (Score:2)
You know what else they say... and in my spams, it sure ain't "the family that spams together, stays together".
Unless the glue that keeps the family together in a spammer's twisted mind is composed gallons of ho+ donk3y s3m3n for s|s+er, a few g1an+ h0r5e c0ck for d4d, and sometimes the occasional e1ephan+ or badg3r for m0m (Or a snake! A snake! But never a mushroom, at least not yet... any spammers out there need a new niche? Whole untapped market out
Dupe (Score:5, Informative)
Christ, its from yesterday even.
Oh god... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh god... (Score:2, Funny)
Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:4, Insightful)
Every little helps i guess..
Simon.
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:4, Insightful)
If we assume that sending out a million emails costs $10, then if one person out of that million purchases the product, you're exactly even. If more than one responds, you've made money. Even if we were to assume that sending a million emails was to cost $2000, that's still just 200 responses to break even. Getting a response rate of 0.0001% to 0.02% and still breaking even is worth it in some people's minds.
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:3, Insightful)
I keep hearing that, but I don't think it's true for the most part. I doubt that the spammers themselves are profiting from sales any more than your typical advertising agency gets a percentage of the profits from products they promote.
No, spammers sell spam. They convince dense business owners that UCE is a great way to advertise on the cheap. Once they have that money, I don't think the
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:2)
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:4, Informative)
Define "a lot".
Most spam comes from INSIDE the US, not outside. [spamhaus.org]
Re:Is this really going to make a difference? (Score:3, Interesting)
Wrong. (Score:5, Interesting)
In fact, IIRC, the CAN-SPAM act specifically prohibits individuals / companies from taking legal action against alleged spammers.
Re:Wrong. (Score:5, Informative)
Being that these gents did business in the US by sending their spam to Yahoo addresses, they're fully culpable under US law. Same goes for any Canadian corporation doing business with the US: Fuck up and you'll be sued under the laws of the country where you fucked up.
Seeing as how Yahoo is an internet service provider by the definition of the CANSPAM act, they're well within their rights to bring suit against the Heads.
It's just too bad that there's not another brother named Richard to lend a comedic air to it all.
Re:Wrong. (Score:2)
Re:Wrong. (Score:2)
But it does take a bit of Chutzpah considering how much they howled about the French going after their Nazi memorabilia auctions...
Re:Wrong. Wrong. (Score:5, Informative)
As for our end of things, laws extend as far as the counstitution (due process) allows. On the foreign end, they may be *practical* problems such as getting physical custody (extradition), seizing assets, collecting evidence, but the US and Canada are on very good terms and have one of the most significant economic relationships in the world -- we can work it out. Also, if the defendants have violated the act and we can't reach them, they may still have reason to regret it -- and US assets might be forfeited and they might not want to visit. They can also be subject to suit in absentia -- if they refuse to show up on proper notice and jurdiction, they may lose their defenses.
Jurisdiction derives from the domestic effects, you can't just hide on the other side of the border. The classic example is that if you shoot someone across the border, you are subject to the jurisdiction; yes this applies to fraud and other intangible offenses like the Nigerian scams. Again, the problems are practical. About CAN-SPAM. [gigalaw.com] The practical problems in enforcing it are HUGE, but clearly the theoretical jurisdiction exists. Also -- it seems a bit implausible to suppose that Yahoo's lawyers missed so many first-year law classes that they didn't catch any of this.
As for who may sue -- the law in enforceable by the FTC, civil action by the states, and not individuals but ISP's (here, Yahoo):
(f) ACTION BY PROVIDER OF INTERNET ACCESS SERVICE.--
(1) ACTION AUTHORIZED.--A provider of Internet access service adversely affected by a violation of section 5 may bring a civil action in any district court of the United States with jurisdiction over the defendant, or in any other court of competent jurisdiction, to--
(A) enjoin further violation by the defendant; or
(B) recover damages in an amount equal to the greater of--
(i) actual monetary loss incurred by the provider of Internet access service as a result of such violation; or
(ii) the amount determined under paragraph (2).
(2) STATUTORY DAMAGES.--
(A) IN GENERAL.--For purposes of paragraph (1)(B)(ii), the amount determined under this paragraph is the amount calculated by multiplying the number of willful, knowing, or negligent violations by an amount, in the discretion of the court, of up to $10 (with each separately addressed unlawful message carried over the facilities of the provider of Internet access service or sent to an electronic mail address obtained from the provider of Internet access service in violation of section 5(b) treated as a separate violation). In determining the per-violation penalty under this subparagraph, the court shall take into account the degree of culpability, any history of prior such conduct, ability to pay, the extent of economic gain resulting from the violation, and such other matters as justice may require.
(B) LIMITATION.--For any violation of section 5 (other than section 5(a)(1)), the amount determined under subparagraph (A) may not exceed $500,000, except that if the court finds that the defendant committed the violation willfully and knowingly, the court may increase the limitation established by this paragraph from $500,000 to an amount not to exceed $1,500,000.
(3) ATTORNEY FEES.--In any action brought pursuant to paragraph (1), the court may, in its discretion, require an undertaking for the payment of the costs of such action, and assess reasonable costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, against any party.
Or more generally (Score:2)
Whats Funny.. (Score:1, Insightful)
Spam is not an extraditable offense, thus no canadian law has been broken and yahoo will lose.
Sorry guys
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Re:Whats Funny.. (Score:4, Interesting)
As I am sure all Americans know, you don't have to break a law to be sued. US businesses sue Canadian businesses all the time. I am from the Kitchener area myself, and the CBC legal analyst being interviewd said that Yahoo will have some legal hurdles, but will at the very least get them into court.
Re:Whats Funny.. (Score:2, Insightful)
Yeah, right. Dmitry Skylyarov tried explaining that theory about laws designed to protect US corporate interests not applying to people in other countries to the FBI. Some of the guys in Guantanamo tried explaining that theory to the guards as they pulled orange sacks over their heads and cinched the tie-wraps around their wrists behind their backs a little tighter too. US laws apply to everybody on the planet now, and if you don't agree, then GW Bush will get
I wish natural selection works here.... (Score:5, Funny)
"ewww.. Spammer DNA... Gross!"
Maybe you don't like it but.. (Score:1)
Maybe he'll write me from prison. ^_^
You gotta make a living somehow! (Score:3, Funny)
i feel cheap (Score:5, Funny)
Getting hold... (Score:1)
1599.99 for 10 million? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:1599.99 for 10 million? (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:1599.99 for 10 million? (Score:1, Funny)
Spammers are stupid. Seriously. They're dumb as rocks. They're the retarded kids who never really grew up who'd sit and annoy you "Joe, joe joe joe joe joe joe.." "WHAT?" "Hi."
Privacy violation? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Privacy violation? (Score:2)
Would it also not fall under copyright? I own the domain, and of course I also own my username (which happens to be my first initial and last name). Can I sue for infringement?
Re:Privacy violation? (Score:2, Interesting)
80% of my incoming mail is spam.
If there's a lawsuit going on, I want in on it.
Re:Privacy violation? (Score:2)
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Cattle Punishment (Score:1, Funny)
Eventually, they'd all be either so scared of their SPAM punishment that no more spam was sent, or they'd be dead from SPAM poisoning. Either way, we acheive the desired effect.
Re:Cattle Punishment? Spamalympics! (Score:2)
What's remarkable to me, given the examples of companies like Microsoft, Apple, Disney, etc., on trademark, is Hormel's fairly good humor about all these uses of its name such as this, UCE, Monty Python. Granted the slang use of spam would've gotten away from them no
Re:Cattle Punishment? Spamalympics! (Score:3, Interesting)
Pork shoulder, ham, salt, water, sugar and sodium nitrate.
Though no one's really sure that's all they put in it. As one of thousands of haikus on Spamhaiku [spamhaiku.com] goes:
A worker threatened
to tell what's in SPAM; now he
sleeps with the fishes.
Re:Cattle Punishment? Spamalympics! (Score:2)
Re:Cattle Punishment (Score:2)
Related to Askslashdot: A Family IT/Tech Business (Score:3, Funny)
New offer! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:New offer! (Score:1)
Please Remove Me (Score:2)
Thank you,
me@localhost
Diluting spammer's harvested addresses (DDoP) (Score:4, Interesting)
The more enterprising site and mail server owners could even create semi-real bot email addresses that simply forward all emails to authorities. Even better, the mail server might first appear to "look at" spam by using an automated process to appear to fetching the coded JPGs that tell the spammer they have a live address. After the spammer thinks they have a good address, all further email would be sent directly to authorities.
This could be a DDoP (Distributed Denial of Profits) attack on harvesters and spammer. By creating ten to a hundred times the number of bad addresses as good addresses, we could reduce profit per spam by a factor of ten to a hundred and create a massive stream of data samples for authorities to use to catch spammers.
Re:Diluting spammer's harvested addresses (DDoP) (Score:4, Insightful)
While the idea of having email addresses that simply forward all mail to authorities isn't a bad idea, the idea of the "DDoP" attack you mention is completely misguided.
Spammers profit no matter how much mail they have to send, and no matter how many of those email addresses are bad. The bandwidth costs to send out hundreds of millions of emails is basically nil, compared to what they make back on sales to those poor people dumb enough to actually buy the products they're advertising.
In other words, forcing spammers to send out MORE emails is going to accomplish nothing, except make them more money. They're sending out more emails ANYWAY for that very reason.
Re:Diluting clickthroughs (DDoP) (Score:3, Insightful)
Not true. While, spammers do make money at very low rates of return, reducing the rate of return would hurt them. If spammers get 1/10 or 1/100 the number of clickthroughs, they will feel
Re:Diluting clickthroughs (DDoP) (Score:2)
Spammer to dumb business owner: "the steady stream of hate mail lets you know it's working! You're getting 'mindshare', there's no such thing as bad publicity! Send out another 10 million and the customers will start rolling in!"
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Re:Diluting spammer's harvested addresses (DDoP) (Score:2)
Unless you are relaying mail for spammers (not good) or are hosting pages with dummy addys (possible if you are ahosting service and your customers create dummy addys), your mail servers don't have to handle anything.
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Re:Diluting spammer's harvested addresses (DDoP) (Score:4, Informative)
Or maybe something like this [armchairgenerals.com]?
Loads and loads of bogus email addresses for the spam bots to eat. Eat that, Ralsky!
Ultimate DDoP: Spammers spam spammers (Score:2)
If you really want to hurt the spam industry, then synthesize harvestable addresses based on the domains of e-commerce sites that use spam. If the mail server at cheapviagra.biz starts getting thousands or millions of emails from other spammers, its going to impa
I met the guy (Score:3, Interesting)
I do find it really neat to have met a spammer - I only regret that I didn't know it when I met him. I'm not violent, and don't condone that, but I would have loved to find some sort of ironic justice for him.
dee-luxe (Score:4, Funny)
I'm kinda wondering whether my email addresses came in the cheapo $29.99 version, or if I qualified for the $1599.99 Deluxe package...
Re:dee-luxe (Score:2)
Snail Mail Address... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Snail Mail Address... (Score:2)
Do you have something against magazine publishers? Why are you planning to steal their money and waste their resources? He won't have to pay for the magazines, we all will.
Fighting Spam is like Fighting Drugs (Score:4, Interesting)
The people you have to fight are the big bosses. In the case of Spam, the IDIOTS [mithuro.com] who try to sell their products and services through spamming. If more action is taken to prosecute these [deleted expletives], we will be able to combat spam better.
The Head family (Score:3, Funny)
Please tell me that they're named Dick Head and Shit Head so I can know that I've been yelling the right names at my computer screen this whole time.
So whats the possible punishment? (Score:2, Funny)
Perhaps making them dig anything and everything they need out of a pile of useless shit for the rest of their lives is fair... you know 50 tv remotes but only one of them has batteries.. stuff like that all over their houses.
Re:So whats the possible punishment? (Score:3, Funny)
I'll settle for tying them to a tree and feeding them ex-lax for a month.
A family should be united (Score:2)
They get that much for my addresses? (Score:2, Informative)
That's cheap! (Score:3, Funny)
Strong bad gets $0.25 per e-mail [homestarrunner.com]!
Ugh, I think I broke my calvicus...majoras.
Come on boys and girls (Score:3, Funny)
A ton of us are Canadian, let's go picket their homes and businesses (the security company they run), and visit all their neighbours and their security company's clients and hand out flyers.
Maybe first we should get a friend in law enforcement to check the gun registry first, just to make sure that they don't have a stack of guns inside their front porch. And a criminal background check too, to make sure they're not the type that's "quick to anger and resort to violence".
Shoot, I'd put in $100 to put a **big-ass** ad in the area paper with their pictures saying "SPAMMERS WHO LIVE IN KITCHENER" along with links to relevant documentation and excerpts. (I'd want to be sure that any such act was adequately *solid* - ala "the truth" is the best defence against defamation and the like...)
The scum companies (Score:2)
Has anyone set up a website supposedly selling what they do and see what sorts of companies respond?
Would these guys sue for copyright infringement if another company bought a CD of email addresses and sold them for a lesser price in mass quantity?
Let the punishment fit the crime! (Score:2)
Re:Jurisdiction Issue (Score:1)
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:1)
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:1)
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:1)
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:4, Funny)
Euh, what do you want to say with that figure? You are multiplying the price of 10 million addresses with the total spam e-mail per year. That would give you:
$/address * SPAM/Year
Which resolves to something like dollarspam per addressyear. What the hell is THAT?
600 octillian, eh? (Score:5, Informative)
That's equivalent to every single person on the planet receiving over 3 trillion spams per second.
Re:600 octillian, eh? (Score:3, Funny)
It's a relief to know I'm not the only one.
WTF (reality check needed) (Score:5, Informative)
So you're telling me there are 6*10^29 spam messages sent out every year? The average year has 365.2425 days IIRC, which assuming no leap seconds means 31556952 seconds in a year. That works out to approximately 1.9*10^22 spam messages per second. The IPv4 address space has (far) fewer than 4294967296 available addresses. That means that each second, the average Internet-connected computer is sending out more than 4426865629872 spam messages. That's 4.4 trillion spam messages per second from every node on the network, including the billions that don't even exist.
Which leaves me three questions:
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:2)
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:1)
No. Googol (that is the word) is 10^100, so that is a one with 100 zeroes. To compare: the total amount of particles in the universe is estimated at 10^89 IIRC.
Re:600 octillian spam emails per year. (Score:2)
I've heard they recently nailed the figure a bit lower, 10^89 - 2, IIRC.
Re:Sigh... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sigh... (Score:2)
Oh, and not feed them until there is only one person left alive
muahahahaha