Blaster Writer Caught 1157
Henry V .009 writes "The FBI will be arresting an 18 year-old in connection with MS Blaster, reports The Washington Post." According to the article, the teen was witnessed testing the worm, and then turned in by a bystander. It's also worth noting that this is merely one of the Blaster variations. Hope whoever it was had fun, because a world of pain is waiting in store now.
A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Interesting)
He's sitting in front of a computer, hitting keys on the keyboard and looking at the monitor. That describes the person who wrote this story, the person who submitted this story, the person who posted the story, me getting first post, and everybody reading and moderating this and every other post to come.
It also describes RMS writing Emacs, Linus debugging the kernel, and SCO issuing another press release.
Did this witness actually read the code? What kind of idiot virus-writer lets someone he doesn't know pull up a chair and start auditing his code?
Or was the witness tipped off when the screen start flashing "NOW TESTING VIRUS"? Damn, I hate when that happens!
This doesn't sound quite right.
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Interesting)
Huh huh, he said penis... (Score:5, Insightful)
Granted, the dipshit _touched_ the virus code and released a variant (albeit an extremely unoriginal one)
It was probably about as difficult as hex-editing a file. Gee. 5 minutes of dicking around is going to get him a life long prison ass pounding. Way to go, Genius.
And of course the uninformed media is going to paint the dumb bastard to be THE msblast author. Can anyone say "Scapegoat?"
Re:Huh huh, he said penis... (Score:4, Interesting)
To a techno neophite there isn't much diffrence. If the guy decompiled the code and his friend looked over his sholder his friend would see someone with the blaster source.
Decompillers aren't so well known now a days so even an experenced programmer who might normally know what he is looking at might not recognise this as decompiler output and not original source code.
He might also not realise you generally can not recompile decompiled code.
Or the busted teen is an idiot who said "Hay watch this. I got blaster. Now I'm chaning it to penis32. Aren't I clever?"
Re:Huh huh, he said penis... (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe you should take them to court for creating 'del' - I imagine that's erased far more files than any virus ever has!
The problem, as ever, is *how* you use something, and it was the virus writers who abused the system.
Then again, maybe you could blame the millions of people out there who failed to keep their computers patched and updated, but that's another story...
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they were following the XP-methodology [extremeprogramming.org] and were pair programming [extremeprogramming.org]?
interestingly, The Virus had a GPL licence (Score:5, Funny)
But you are of course obliged to make a good faith efferot test your software and make sure it does not have simple bugs, compiles and runs before you release it. The kid was obviously just releasing his testing his changes prior to releasing the source as he was required to do under the GPL.
all viruses should be GPL. THen bill gates will really be right.
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Insightful)
This seems to be the prevailing sentiment here and honestly, it's making you all look like a bunch of script kiddies, or at the very least script kiddie sympathizers.
Fact is this 18 year old "kid" (actually, adult in this country) committed a crime if he wrote this virus variant and distributed it. While he's still innocent until proven guilty, I fail to see how it's "sad" to get any virus writer - big or small - out of the virus writing business.
This is the way law enforcement works. You can't catch everybody who commits a crime, and if you don't show that you're actively enforcing the law, there will be more criminals. Study after study after study have shown this to be the absolute truth. Even if they don't catch the writer of the original Blaster, catching this guy and making an example out of him - as well as any other virus writers they no doubt will catch in the future - will act as something of a deterrent. You're all operating under the assumption that this guy is a small-fry writing viruses in his spare time - you think it's worth it to a guy like that to risk jail time? No, and this will cause others like him to think twice.
Obvious analogy - when there aren't any cops around, I see a lot of people run red lights. When there is a cop stationed at an intersection, I see nobody running red lights. Funny how that works.
And if his punishment is harsh, so what? If he's found guilty, he's a criminal. He deserves whatever he gets at that point. People need to take responsibility for their own actions and realize that their actions have consequences, both for the people they directly affect (ie. those infected by this variant of the Blaster virus) and for themselves. You'd think Slashdot readers would have a little more grasp of this concept than most (being open-source advocates), but it appears this may not be the case.
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not a matter of whether he is guilty or not, but whether he is going to get a punishment that will fit the crime.
I wouldn't be surprised if the media makes this out into another Kevin Mitnick [kevinmitnick.com] scenario.
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't think the parent poster made any comments about WHAT the punishment should be, so please don't start citing rather harsh treatments to make your argument look more interesting. You could have just as easily made the statement, "By your rationale, we should start putting graffiti artists in jail for a month because that would be 'something of a deterrent.'".
Anyway, consider the fact that even though this guy only modified an existing virus, his crimes are EXACTLY the same as those of the original programmer. Writing a virus isn't a crime. Unleashing it and causing damage (economic or physical) to the property of others IS a crime. By modifying the virus, he created a new pattern that virus scanners would not recognize and thus was able to create similar damage as that of the original virus. Please explain to me how this isn't as bad as what the original author did.
My argument, by the way, is similar to ones made against the DMCA. The DMCA is being used to prosecute people who construct devices that CAN by used to circumvent copy protection. However, I think most of us agree that the real culprits are those that use it for such. In the case of viruses, if I construct a new virus, but never let it loose, am I guilty? If you manage to swipe a copy of the virus while you're at a LAN party at my house and then let it loose, aren't you the guilty one? If both of us unleash copies of the virus, aren't we both guilty?
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Let's give him a fair trial, _then_ let's give him a first-class hangin'!
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:4, Insightful)
NO NO NO NO! He deserves a punishment fitting the crime. If he wrote one variant, he should NOT be incriminated based on the damage done by ALL the variants. Sure he should get into serious trouble. Sure he should probably do some jail time. But my fear is that people will get carried away because of all the virus/worm activity lately and give him a lot worse than he's due. We'd like to think the justice system is above that, but sadly thats not always the case.
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Insightful)
Not quite; it just means he doesn't have as good a lawyer as the prosecution.
Re:you are clueless or evil. (Score:5, Insightful)
The logic here is unbelieveable. So if you forget to lock a window in your home, and a burglar comes in and steals your stuff, and the burglar gets caught, YOU should be prosecuted for burglary for leaving the window open?
Yeah, some might say YOU should be more careful for not locking the window... but the REAL criminal still is the burglar that took your stuff! M$ has some serious problems, but that doesn't mean we should lose all of our common sense JUST to attack them some more.
Does M$ software have security issues? Yeah. Should script kiddies be let off easy because they take advantage of these problems? No. They are no better than the burglar that entered your unlocked window!
We need to start making people take responsibility for their own ACTIONS and quit blaming others. It's like blaming a door-lock manufacturer because someone can pick the lock! There will always be people that take UNLAWFUL advantage of real or perceived situations. That doesn't mean they are any less to blame for their actions.
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course the witness was also last seen purchasing a shark tank and some laser beams...
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:A network administrator? (Score:3, Insightful)
Misprison of a felony (Score:5, Interesting)
You have an amazingly rosy view of how the law works in this country. You must be those law-abiding citizens with nothing to fear that I keep hearing about. When we have laws that will revoke habeas corpus for the bizarre and impossible crime of loitering with space aliens (1982, Department of defense appropriations bill) and the hard-hitting "conspiracy of one", you can and will go down for anything if they want you.
Do you think it's an accident that we have the largest prison population, in absolute and relative terms, in the world?
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Well, if he does read
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Insightful)
Almost certainly, "witnessed" here means bragged to, which frankly makes perfect sense for an 18 year old probably male, probably virgin programmer. Hey, if he's up all night reading /. he may yet beat the feds and run to Canada ;^)
Prisoner rape is funny, ha ha (Score:4, Insightful)
Rape is immoral. Rape is inhuman. Rape is cruel and unusual punishment, and we have laws against that. I always find it entertaining how our entire prison establishment feels these laws are unimportant, and our culture thinks that jokes about young, weak, and sometimes innocent people getting forcibly sodomized is a fabulous thing to joke about. Wait, no, I don't find it entertaining. I find it makes me sick to my stomach.
It's also heartening to see every prison rape joke getting a +5, Funny. Thank you, moderators. Great way to get karma. Keep up the good work.
Help Stop Prisoner Rape [spr.org] by not treating it like a joke.
Prisoner rape is IRRELEVANT. . . . (Score:3, Insightful)
As far as prisoner rape goes, it's a crime of violence, every feminist tells us so. If J.Random Virus Hacker goes to jail and gets raped, he/she reports the crime. The Authorities then have their job
Re:Prisoner rape is IRRELEVANT. . . . (Score:5, Insightful)
The punishment is incarceration, it is NOT sodomy. I have never heard a judge say in his/her verdict, "and I convict the defendant to 5 years of incarceration, with the occasional guy holding him down and taking him anally". NO. It's against the law. Just because it's prison, it doesn't mean it's alright to break laws. Gee, if that's the case, you could slip small boys into the prison for the whole yard to have a little fun with, jesus.
Re:Generalizations about black men are funny ha ha (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Interesting)
Belittling ourselves (Score:5, Interesting)
The virgin isn't really a reference to sexual activity per-se, so much as it is a reference to the fact that somebody with so much a lack of a "life" probably is very likely sitting in front of a PC 24/7 and not meeting women.
Actually, sounds a lot like me in High School. Except that I didn't write viruses (custom backdoors to deal with people in the lab I didn't like, yes, but the teachers knew and found it amusing), and I now do have a social/sex life in addition to geeky pursuits.
Of course... another trademark of my geekdom is that said social life usually falls on the backburner whenever the newest Final Fantasy or RPG comes out... luckily the g/f is into 'em too (though I haven't gotten her on Warcraft/Starcraft or FPS yet).
Re:Belittling ourselves (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't you ever see Swordfish?
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Insightful)
On the other hand: its kind of like someone walking past a masacre, picking up the gun the culprit left and shooting everyone who still twitches.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A witness turned him in?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Also reported... (Score:4, Informative)
Will be arresting... (Score:5, Funny)
Coder: Huh? They are coming for me? I'd better get moving before they get here.
Re:Will be arresting... (Score:5, Interesting)
Is it standard FBI practise to anounce to the public they will arrest someone before they actually do?
Re:Will be arresting... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:how odd, not the situation here in UK (Score:4, Funny)
Re:how odd, not the situation here in UK (Score:3, Interesting)
both
We are a place without wilderness.
Access to every square inch is under control.
Freedom is not just freedom of thought.
Without freedom of movement there is no freedom.
We have a saying, "The trouble with country folk is they lost touch with nature."
Re:Will be arresting... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Will be arresting... (Score:3, Interesting)
There is probably more to this then the article states (as is almost always the case with the media-reports). It's pretty vague. A witness, testing? Where was he testing, and how. AV-companies also test this stuff.
Context is missing, so I guess a conclusion will have to wait till this afternoon.
He is already under surveillance (Score:3, Informative)
Lucky Bastard (Score:5, Funny)
Im guessing it was a mate of his (Score:5, Interesting)
Well until someone is caught and Proven to have written the virus, as far as im concerned it is a bunch of FUD.
Passer by? (Score:5, Insightful)
The average person wouldn't have a clue about what a developer was doing. There's no way someone can walk by and know that the guy was testing a virus.
can you say PENIS? (Score:3, Funny)
The "Blaster.B" version of the infection, which began spreading Aug. 13, was remarkably similar to the original Blaster worm that struck two days earlier; experts said its author made few changes, including renaming the infecting-file from "msblast" to an anatomical reference.
can you say "PENIS.EXE" that was the executable name of the variant.
And any bystander seeing some kid playing with "PENIS" might call the police.
How to code this: "RENAME MSBLAST.EXE PENIS.EXE" (and a replace of t
Assuming this is true.... (Score:5, Insightful)
He did not write MS blaster (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:He did not write MS blaster (Score:3, Funny)
MSBlaster Author: Hey, why are you guys sneaking into my cell?
Big Burt: To teach you a little lesson. Here in the pen, there are two types we don't like: child molesters and computer virus writers.
(Others): *menacing mutters of assent*
MSBlaster Author: But MY virus attacked Windows systems!
Large Larry: Oh! Hey, that's cool. We thought you were attacking linux. We're very sorry to bother you, we'll be leaving now.
Bragging (Score:5, Interesting)
Why not eh? stranger things have happened at sea.
His defense... (Score:5, Funny)
Just remember this [slashdot.org]
HAX0R!!! (Score:3, Interesting)
Yo, RTFP/RTFA (Score:5, Interesting)
The BBC article contains a bit more info: It says he's suspected of altering the original MSBlast worm into one that would cause more damage.
It also says: "Reports suggest he is likely to be arrested by the end of the day." WTF? They're giving him advance warning?!? Run, boy, RUN!!! LOL.
no imagenation... (Score:4, Funny)
No wonder he got caught (Score:5, Interesting)
Makes you wonder what a professional terrorist could do. The worm could have been far more destructive.
Whoa. Call the NSA. Call the Guiness Book of Rec's (Score:5, Funny)
He's innocent. (Score:5, Insightful)
Or have we forgotten how the system works?
Alleged writer. Innocent until proven guilty beyond all reasonable doubt.
Based on this report, the evidence so far is one witness of unknown competence. "Testing the infection"? I "tested the infection" yesterday by making sure that AVG can contain Blaster.
Oh, I'm sure that the FBI aren't (quite) dumb enough to announce this without doing some investigation, but the fact that they're announcing it as a fait accompli before they've even made the arrest indicates that this is a PR exercise.
But that's irrelevant speculation, because whatever their or my or your opinion on it, this guy is innocent... pause for breath... until proven guilty beyond all reasonable doubt. Let's drop the tabloid press pack mentality here.
Not quite (Score:3, Informative)
He's innocent....Alleged writer. Innocent until proven guilty beyond all reasonable doubt.
Close. He is to be presumed innocent until proven guilty; the presumption doesn't change whether or not he is actually innocent, it only affects how he is tried.
For example: all those of you sharing MP3s of Metallica's latest: you are guilty of copyright infringement (as defined by statute); however, if (when?) you are picked up on charges, you will be presumed innocent by the court until proven guilty. That presu
Never attribute to conspiracy..... (Score:3, Insightful)
I guess this puts a finish to the "spammers are releasing viri into the wild" theories??
Cryptic message (Score:5, Funny)
Yup, that's cryptic alright. I'll bet the FBI's first question will be to ask what he meant by that.
Where's the legal defense fund? (Score:3, Funny)
This is the beauty of OPEN SOURCE!! He got ahold of some code, modified and improved it, and released it back into the public domain! That's how it's SUPPOSED to work!
Think of the outrage that would have been touched off if he kept the modified code for his own use... INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE!!!
Where do I send my money? This guy is a HERO, not a CRIMINAL!
No blame for MS? (Score:5, Insightful)
more news (Score:5, Funny)
Richard Ludwig, attorney for Microsoft, said "My clients believe that the writer of this virus is actively destroying the value of my client's proprietary technology, and demand that this viral activity cease immediately."
Mark Scheise, attorney for SCO, said the teenager violated its intellectual property rights by using SCO code in the virus. He said that each bit from its code was a perfect match with SCO's code. "He was using exactly the same two bits as SCO, just in another sequence". Scheise also added that this was not just a coincidence, and denied any request to disclose wich are the two bits. "I can't tell you wich are these two bits, but I assure you they're the same as thos used by SCO".
7-11 (Score:4, Funny)
Can We Finally Consolidate Bumper Stickers? (Score:3, Funny)
LOVE SAN! (Score:3, Funny)
Wrong initial reaction...? (Score:5, Insightful)
OK, so the MS software makes worms and virus spreading relatively easy, due to activeX, executable mail attachments and bad security "out of the box" (open ports, exposed services such as RPC etc).
Still, if a motor manufacturer sold a mass market car without locks, windows or an alarm system, would anybody buy it?
The answer is, probably not. There's the issue of personal responsability to obtain a secure car. Same with software. Maybe it's all of those major businesses and misguided "CIOs" who keep buying Microsoft who ought to be arrested. Between them and the Microsoft execs, they've managed to create an environment which makes it easy for these bored young men to create worms.
Poor 18 year old guy. Why should he be arrested? After all, what's a script(kiddie) among friends?
We all know who's really at fault here. (Score:4, Insightful)
Where it should read....
Microsoft was responsible for one of the worst computer security outbreaks of this year.
From the BBC article found here [bbc.co.uk]
Personally, the media is more focused on promoting the stereotype of the teenage kid who has go nothing better to do that 'hack' computer systems. The emphasis should be on why it was so easy for an amateur was able to write such a destructive program. Bottom line is that Microsoft writes bad software, and people need to know this. Obviously Microsoft isn't 100% responsible for this, but making a media scapegoat isn't going to solve the underlying problem. I don't feel sorry at all for the Maryland Department of Motor Vehicles. They deserved what happened to them, it was only through their own ignorance that it happened. People in today's society want to use computer, bur rarely take the time to learn and understand even the most basic principles of how they work. And what heppens is after that, they expect techies like us to take their shit.
Prison rape (Score:5, Interesting)
I expect the comments in the first place. It's inevitable among any community that has people the likes of the "Frist p0st" and "go to cnn.com [cnn.com] [secret link to goatse.cx]" commenters. But the moderation system is in place so that crap like that can get ignored by the people who don't want to hear it.
If you think it's funny, Obviously I can't/won't stop you from moderating it that way. But think about the real issue behind it before you encourage lighthearted humor about rape.
More info (Score:3, Informative)
Seems that he was 'under surveillance', was caught testing the varient, and is going to be charged with writing the varient.
What to do with this kid? (Score:5, Insightful)
1) Does this kid need to learn his lession in jail?
No, This kid is young. He's stupid. I'm sure he didn't do this realizing that he'd be headed to jail in a few months (if proven guilty). But what do you do with someone who's broken the law like this? Send him to Microsoft to learn how to fix bugs and become a programmer? Take him to the programmer who was responsible for the bug and tell them that this 18 year old kid made him look like a dumbass? Who knows?
2) Does Microsoft need to fix their insecurities?
This is as much MS's fault as it is anyone elses. I mean, if I bought a car (I hate to bring the whole car analogy thing up again) and someone came along and leaned up on it wrong and it stopped working. I'd be pissed at the manufacturer, not so much the leaner (who is laying on the ground with a bloody nose by now).
Just some thoughts.
T.
So you feel better now? (Score:4, Interesting)
Sadly he'l be the scaegoat while all the network admins, microsoft etc gets to go free. I just don't think that any punishment they give him will fit the crime... Personally i think he just needs to do some community service, what he did was wrong, but nothing truely bad.
There comes the question (Score:4, Interesting)
But then that brings the question: such individuals are usually fairly close-knit. If you're around the dude long enough to realize his code is a blaster-variant, and he is somewhat of a friend, or good associate, would you turn him in? How many geeks would?
It's a hard decision, especially with a decent chance that with the current upset over said viruses even a script-kiddy variant-writer is going to get lynched after being caught. It'd make him/her a good example for other would-be virus writers, but would you do it to somebody you know?
Of course, many such geeks are vain. It could have been somebody declaring, "you think blaster was bad... wait until you see the badass variant I'm writing. I'm going to 0WZ0R J00"...
Bill Gates taunt in worm. (Score:4, Interesting)
Gee, maybe we should take his message more seriously. Maybe the author of the worm is correct in some aspects. Some say that Microsoft is solely to blame for this. I'd say it is not 100% correct. There is a shared blame for the security problems:
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No memory available for sig. Please reboot now.
Why Prison? (Score:4, Insightful)
It seems that everyone here is focused on putting this guy in prison. I really can't justify putting someone who wrote a virus in prison while CEOs who have stole billions roam free.
Not to mention, there were two components to this problem. People need to stand up and take some responsibility when thier machines get infected. Personal firewalls and anti-virus have become common place, so I don't take that as an excuse.
Yes, the kid should get some probation, possibly some community service managing / repairing systems for underprivelaged folks. But then that would depend on the legal system being motivated by rehabilitation and not retribution.
Scapegoat? (Score:4, Interesting)
Its MSBlaster NOT Blaster (Score:4, Informative)
Re:I doubt it. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Seriously? Arrest Microsoft, Inc. (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm a firm believer that Microsoft, for all it's faults, isn't nearly as much of a problem as it's doting customers. Microsoft has ALWAYS been terrible at security. This is not news. So who the hell keeps buying their crap?
Start charging the folks who deploy Microsoft for negligence.
Re:Seriously? Arrest Microsoft, Inc. (Score:4, Funny)
And when the Mongolians come to tear it down, we'll dump sweet-and-sour pork on their heads.
Re:Seriously? Arrest Microsoft, Inc. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Seriously? Arrest Microsoft, Inc. (Score:5, Interesting)
What about the users though? This isn't the 70's and information is readily available about Microsoft's security practices. Why do they do it? Is it like riding a rollercoaster that has a 6 junction split at the end, only 2 of which leads to the egress queue, 3 of which leave you hanging on the top of a hill until you debug the rollercoaster, and the final split has a jump through a fiery ring with no landing zone? I mean come on, they all saw the rollercoaster... They all knew the ramifications of their actions.. What about them?
-B
Interesting (Score:4, Insightful)
Now of course this isn't seen as a reason to sue car makers because it is an unintended way of using your car. You aren't SUPPOSED to crash it, and if you are a good driver you won't unless another bad driver hits you. The things that concern people are when cars fail when they do nothing wrong, ie the Firestone tire thing, or when the kind of failure is out of perportion with the mistake, ie low speed collison leads to gas tank explosion.
Well, see, with computer security vunerabilites you are talking about people making unexpected use of your product. They are sending bad data to it, data it isn't designed to accept or work with. Somethimes this causes an unexpected result.
So as far as I'm concerned, the computer world already has BETTER safety than automobiles. People can do all sorts of nasty, unexpected things to my computer, and it will shrug them off as if it were nothing. Any time some problem IS discovered, I am given an update to fix it. This would be like driving around in a car that had unpickable locks, un breakable glass, would not damage you or itself when you hit a wall, etc. Then if it was discovered that, for example, a certian acid could melt your locks and let someone in, they'd send you new locks that were impervious to that.
Now of course software is virtual and so this can be done whereas it can't with a physical thing liek cars, but I'm not seeing any problems here. All security holes come from assholes trying to do things they shouldn't. I gaurentee if you setup a seperate physical trusted network with only users you know to not be hax0rs you will never find a system comprmised, even if they all remaing unpatched. It is only when you connect to the internet and every asshat is free to try and do all sorts of things they shouldn't are you in any danger.
Re:Seriously? Arrest Microsoft, Inc. (Score:3, Insightful)
Or maybe, just maybe, it is possible for people to look at code and miss something, because it hasn't been tried before, isn't obvious, etc.
Give me a break I can list plenty of OSS applications that have had some doozy security holes discovered. This does
Re:If (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If (Score:5, Funny)
Don't assume that because I think the little shits that write viruses should be held accountable for their actions that I am a newbie, a Microsoft fanboy, or a victim. You would be very wrong on all three counts.
If I were to remove the driver side window from my car and replace it with a piece of trash bag, making the car obviously insecure to anyone with more than two brain cells, that still does not give someone the right to damage the interior of my car. Likewise, just because Microsoft peddles insecure garbage does not give some little pimple-faced moron with no social life other than his left hand the right to damage someone's computer.
Re:If (Score:3, Interesting)
***World crippled by 12 year old***
Who would've gotten blamed then and what would've been the consequences?
Re:relevant haiku (Score:5, Insightful)
a laughing matter. I think
you are all sick fucks
Thank you - If I had mod points, you == +1 (Score:5, Insightful)
Imagine if it were you in prison.
I have been incarcerated, and while I wasn't physically accosted (though I don't doubt that it may have happened if I'd been prescribed a longer stay), the sexual humiliation was probably the worst part of the experience. Prisoners have to shower. Together. And the jailors have seemingly no end of dick-jokes.
You have to disrobe before you get into the shower, obviously. You leave your prison garb in a "cubby" type lockeresque rack, and you hope that a) you remember which cubby you put your garb in and b) some joker doesn't forget such and take yours by accident.
After taking your clothes off, you have to pass by several guards before you get into the showers proper. And the guards utter sexually oriented insults to every inmate who walks past. "Hey smallcock." "How come you're so eager to get in the shower with a bunch of naked men?" "I bet all these guys want to have a big orgy!" "Today was grits and eggs for breakfast, but it must be sausage for dinner!" "Look at this, a whole shower full of little dicks!" etc. No, I'm not joking, the jailors really say this shit.
This was humiliating enough. I can't imagine the torture of actual prison rape. It happens, people, and it's very real. The things that go on in jail, most people (who, of course, have never been to jail) would not believe unless they witnessed it themselves. I hope that you don't have to, but at the same time, please have a modicum of respect for those of us who have been there, and those who are still there for whatever reason. I'm not asking you to have sympathy for people who have committed crimes; you do the crime, you do the time. But being a criminal does not mean you deserve sexual assault.
No aspect of prison is funny.
None.
Re:Thank you - If I had mod points, you == +1 (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Thank you - If I had mod points, you == +1 (Score:5, Insightful)
But being a criminal does not mean you deserve sexual assault.
I agree. I believe that this part of prison constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, and I believe that were I to be a prisoner and subjected to rape with a complicit guarding authority, I would sue on those grounds. Maybe that's unrealistic.
However, please have a modicum of respect for those of us who have been there does not help your argument. It is precisely this lack of respect that allows rapes such as you describe, and I think that arguing for respect for convicted criminals will not sway the minds of your audience. Better, I think, to pursue lines of prison rape as being extra-ordinary punishment, not bounded by our system of law.
Re:Thank you - If I had mod points, you == +1 (Score:5, Insightful)
A relevant link: Stop Prison Rape
http://www.spr.org/
As for the hostile jerks who said you had what was coming to you and deserve no sympathy, I really hope they get to spend a night in jail too. Let's see if they are so quick to condemn people after that.
Re:Thank you - If I had mod points, you == +1 (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm with George Carlin on this one (not a direct quote, haven't listened to the album in a while): 'People keep saying that this isn't funny, or that isn't funny, or that you shouldn't joke about things. Like rape. You shouldn't joke about rape - it isn't funny. Well, anything can be funny. Rape can be funny. For example: Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fud. Now that's funny! Why do you think they call him Porky?'
People's sense of humor is completely unrelated to what they think SHOULD be funny. I don't find prison rape to be amusing. I know that we have a 60% misconviction rate for capital offenses, nevermind more minor ones. That isn't the reason I don't think it's funny, though. People DO NOT have control over what they think is funny. Lecturing them isn't going to help.
I find Canadian jokes to be amusing. I have a lot of Canadian friends. The only person I work with with a decent sense of humor is Canadian (and I get a lot of the jokes from him, too). And guess what? My father is over 1/2 Canadian.
All this PC crap has gotta stop. You don't think it's funny, fine. Other people do. That isn't even their choice! Don't get mad at them for it.
Re:Thank you - If I had mod points, you == +1 (Score:3, Insightful)
It's thinking like this that makes outfits like the Taliban possible. Crime went down in Afghanistan after they assu
Re:writing viruses shouldnt be illegal (Score:4, Insightful)
I am pretty sure it isn't illegal. What is illegal is putting it on someone's computer or network without permission, intentionally spreading it (in an active form) or allowing it to spread itself across space one does not own.
Since a virus is nothing more than a computer program, it would be incredibly difficult to make writing one illegal without catching a lot of legitimate software in the same net.
eg - Under a literal interpretation of one of Britain's early "anti-virus/anti-trojan" statutes, Windows 95 would have qualified as a 70 megabyte trojan!
One word: (Score:5, Interesting)
Given the age (he was only 15!), and given the media, he was still crucified. There was no sympathy angle, there was no "youngster gets hassled by overzealous feds" angle. He was, as could be expected, generally portrayed as an evil h4x0r who DoSed eTrade, eBay, Yahoo, etc.
No, whomever launched MSBlaster.B is not going to become a media darling, and he damned sure isn't going to win the hearts and minds of Joe Sixpack, whose computer kept rebooting itself due to the various incarnations of MSBlaster.
From a personal standpoint, I think it's sort of shitty that this kid is getting busted for what seems to amount to no more than a bit of hex editing. I'd rather see the FBI investing its resources into tracking down the author of the original MSBlaster (as opposed to a barely-modified variant which didn't propagate widely)... And I'd much rather see them go after whatever assclown is responsible for SoBig.F, of which I've now received more than 6,000 copies at 100KB apiece. That's not to say that they aren't investigating these things, and I hope they find the perps eventually; but I think it's a bad deal that they're going to bust a kid who made a knock-off instead of the guy who started it.
I really don't buy the sympathy angle. The guy allegedly launched a worm variant, he probably bragged about it (another similarity to Mafiaboy), according to MSNBC, the FBI subpoenaed IRC server logs [msnbc.com] to track him down. Launch a worm and gloat about it to your 31337 buddies, and you get what's coming.
Re:One word: (Score:3, Insightful)
And he shouldn't. At 18 he knows the score for breaking the law. He also knows the damage this virus could cause.
People who say he's just a misunderstood child, or that he didn't really cause any harm are kind of kidding themselves. Millions were spent cleaning up this mess, and at 18 he may be childish; but he's not a child.
By all means, keep going after the bigger fish; but don't give this punk a pass just because he's 18. H