Passwords Not Going Away Any Time Soon 232
New submitter isoloisti writes "Hot on the heels of IBM's 'no more passwords' prediction, Wired has an article about provocative research saying that passwords are here to stay. Researchers from Microsoft and Carleton U. take a harsh view of research on authentication (PDF), saying, 'no progress has been made in the last twenty years.' They dismiss biometrics, PKI, OpenID, and single-signon: 'Not only have proposed alternatives failed, but we have learnt little from the failures.' Because the computer industry so thoroughly wrote off passwords about a decade ago, not enough serious research has gone into improving passwords and understanding how they get compromised in the real world. 'It is time to admit that passwords will be with us for some time, and moreover, that in many instances they are the best-fit among currently known solutions.'"
job security (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like job security for those of us who reset passwords for a living.
Drat.
Re:Get it right the first time? (Score:3, Funny)
connectwhore'sbantertable
Yup, works fine.
Re:Securty. (Score:5, Funny)
>> Something you have , something are , something you know.
My brother-in-law's password oughta be assholeassholeasshole.
Re:Duh? (Score:4, Funny)
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: 1-2-3-4-5
President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes!
President Skroob: That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.