Pentagon Confirms Cyber Command, Under NSA Control 120
eldavojohn writes "The Pentagon's been planning a cyber command for a while now but it's just been confirmed. The Pentagon will set up a Cyber Command outfit most likely around — surprise surprise — Fort George G. Meade in Maryland. From the article, 'The head of the Cyber Command would also be the director of the U.S. National Security Agency, which conducts electronic surveillance and communications interception and is also based at Fort Meade.' The Air Force has been no stranger to digital warfare."
United States Postal Service (Score:1, Insightful)
Why is this stuff going under the NSA and not the USPS? They seem rather capable of guaranteeing the security of communications, and have been doing so for a very long time now.
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Where's the Cybermen? (Score:1)
So we have Cybercommand, /cybercontroller now wheres the Cybermen?
we have a
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Strange World (Score:2)
Come to that, why not put it under USAMRIID? Doesn't their charter include military investigations into criminal abuses of science and technology?
Concentration (Score:5, Interesting)
Is it just me, or does it seem like the U.S. is being foolish about over-concentrating its forces?
The NSA, FBI, CIA, Pentagon, and Pres/VP are all in/near D.C.
It seems like just one or two nukes could make the U.S. nearly incapable of defending itself against a serious attack.
Re:Concentration (Score:5, Funny)
Are you proposing that the DoD use some sort of decentralized command and control system? That's crazy talk.
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I propose we create a government agency to be another agency part of the NSA supervision. While doing so, we can save and monitor the costs structures using our own train financial watchdogs. That way no over spending occurs for this new agency.
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we can call it the "Advanced Research Projects Agency Network"
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They have a nuke-proof bunker in Nevada, why don't they use it?
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Nah if those existed Joe Biden would have told us about them.
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true but that is why we have satellites. the global communication network may slow down, but it will still exist.
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Don't tell anybody, but that's where the nation's real command and control actually resides. Everything in or near Washington DC is actually just an elaborate ruse.
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Please wont somebody think of the ex Soviet bloc engineers
one or two nukes in Washington (Score:5, Insightful)
If there's one or two nukes in DC, we're not in a "US defending itself against a serious attack" scenario, we're in an "end of human civilization as we know it" scenario. There's plenty of folks elsewhere in the country who will be around to push the button.
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Re:one or two nukes in Washington (Score:4, Funny)
we're in an "end of human civilization as we know it" scenario.
I like the way you consider all of human civilization to include the northern hemisphere. We here down south would probably be just fine. Actually a bit of cool weather would be a nice change. That way we could chill out as we watch the giant man eating parrots mutate into being in our jungles.
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Hollywood says you'll have a few months [wikipedia.org] at best. But at least you'll have some time to work on your bucket list (assuming northern hemisphere locations aren't involved).
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"Anyone without wings is guilty in my book - BWAAAAAAAK - polly wanna crack your skull - we hereby find you GUILTY"
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Current thought is that if nukes are used it will be only one or two, either a rogue nation or terrorists using what they have.
Re:Concentration (Score:5, Insightful)
there are plenty of other bases and stations throughout the country.
don't forget, we also have about 2 guns per person in this country, it would be very hard to disarm the country if we were invaded.
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He's talking about the difficulty in disarming the population if we were invaded.
I'm just pointing out that the government has already been attempting to disarm the population.
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Tell me, Shooter, how many legally purchased guns have you had taken away? I mean actually taken away (or been forced to turn in)? I'm guessing no more than I have. Sure, a couple of things have been made difficult to obtain legally (full auto weapons, large capacity clips), but this "They're coming for our guuunnns!!!!!11!!" hysteria is getting a little tired...
You were modded flamebait because you posted flamebait.
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Re:Concentration (Score:4, Insightful)
If you are naive enough to believe that 2nd Amendment rights are freely available to all law-abiding, qualified, rational, sane, and otherwise okay US citizens, I would suggest you travel around a bit, or at least do some research. For instance, here is Massachusetts, we have "may-issue" set of laws for gun permits (ironically, considering we're home to the "shot heard 'round the world", and all that). Local police chiefs have the final say. Let me emphasize that - an unelected official may deny a qualified citizen's legal right to exercise a Constitutional right. If you live in a city or town whose chief of police opposes guns (and here in MA, that is a sizeable number) it is damn near impossible, and in some cases actually impossible, to receive the permit necessary to exercise that right without breaking the law. I live in such a place. Why do we allow this? I don't require a permit from my police chief to exercise my 5th amendment rights
What I don't understand is the pervasive silence. When our other Constitutionally protected rights (free speech, freedom from unreasonable search & seizure, habeas corpus, etc) are abridged, there is righteous outrage. Slashdot, in fact, is a hotbed of rebellion when issues of censorship, free speech, and other human rights come up
Americans and the American press fought harder to extend American-style rights to the detainees in Gitmo (I'm not trying to open up a Gitmo debate, just offering a comparison) than we have to defend the rights of US citizens in our nation's capitol, or MA, or any of the other areas where the 2nd amendment has effectively been repealed.
How many guns have been denied to qualified individuals because of the government? From my point of view, I think it reasonable to include those in the total of "legal guns taken away" you mention, and it would be a large number.
The President and VP have both expressed strong anti-gun sentiment. Ditto for Obama's nominee for SCOTUS. The government is interested in taking guns.
Unfortunately (Score:2, Insightful)
Unfortunately, if we are invaded, we wouldn't have the right to attack the invaders. At least that's the principle we live by in Iraq.
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Unfortunately, if we are invaded, we wouldn't have the right to attack the invaders. At least that's the principle we live by in Iraq.
If we were living under an oppressive dictator and another country invaded to remove that dictator and hand the country back to the American public, then yes, you would be correct.
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And if the country invading us had put that dictator into power and then strangled our country with sanctions for a decade, suddenly accused him of atrocities they had allowed while they were sponsoring him, bombed our entire nation into pieces under pretense and lies, destroyed our national security by dismissing the entirety of our former armed forces, allowed terrorists to flood in from every direction, stood by idly while mobs destroyed our infrastructure, bombed our streets and cities so no one had access to clean water, proper sewage, or electricity, took control of our local natural resources and handed them over to private corporations from their home country, invited foreigners to buy up our land while it was cheap, built over seven permanent military bases worth over billion dollars each from border to border, and had mercenaries with no legal oversight roaming the streets with machine guns and RPGs, I guess you'd just sit there and take it?
Interesting.
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And if the country invading us had put that dictator into power...
Please, don't let the facts change what you want to believe, but please read the following [int-review.org]:
The meeting of the Revolutionary Command Council on July 22, 1979, started with Saddam Hussein reading a list of enemies of the state. There was a stunned silence at the Command Council, as many of the men present were listed as enemies of the state. Included were trade union leaders and religious leaders who had actually helped to consolidate the Ba'ath power. As names were read from the list, each were arrested and taken away from the council meeting. Within mere hours 21 of the men that Saddam named were dead. Not only did Saddam order the executions, but he also personally participated in the murders.
Saddam's first "cleansing" of Iraq continued for a week. And by August 1, at least 450 of Iraq's most prominent men were dead. They included members of the Ba'ath party, union leaders, financiers, army officers, lawyers, judges, journalists, editors, professors, religious leaders, and leaders of most of the smaller parties and ethnic groups.
Tell me again how we played a part in this? Jimmy Carter was President at the time. What did Carter do to facilitate this?
Google "Saddam's rise to power" and educate yourself further.
...and then strangled our country with sanctions for a decade...
UN != US. Also, note that the UN allowed for oil to be sold for food, medicine and infrastructure maintenance (It was called the "Oil for Food Program" for Pete's sake!). The Iraqi government chose to ignore those rules and built palaces, paid bribes and attempted to cheat the system by sneaking in contraband.
...suddenly accused him of atrocities...
Are you really saying that there were no atrocities?
Sorry, I just found three pieces of bullshit in the first two lines of your periodless statement. I won't go any further until you pull your head from your ass and recognize facts for what they are. Just because you make it up or really REALLY want to believe something doesn't make it true. Reality is not based on what you think. It should be the other way around.
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Tell me again how we played a part in this?
Try 1963.
The coup that brought the Ba'ath Party to power in 1963 was celebrated by the United States.
The CIA had a hand in it. They had funded the Ba'ath Party - of which Saddam Hussein was a young member - when it was in opposition.
US diplomat James Akins served in the Baghdad Embassy at the time.
"I knew all the Ba'ath Party leaders and I liked them," he told me.
"The CIA were definitely involved in that coup. We saw the rise of the Ba'athists as a way of replacing a pro-Soviet government with a pro-American one and you don't get that chance very often.
"Sure, some people were rounded up and shot but these were mostly communists so that didn't bother us".
This happy co-existence lasted right through the 1980s.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/2694885.stm [bbc.co.uk]
UN != US.
You have no idea of how politics work between the two if you believe that. We told them if they didn't follow us into a Iraq, they would be a debating society, right? Do you think the UN does anything the United States vetoes? Are you fucking serious?
Are you really saying that there were no atrocities?
I'm saying we gave him the weapons to complete the atrocities, and that we didn't say anything about it while we watched them happen.
Try some elementary moral exercises in your brain, if you can. Very quickly you'll discover that "the enemy of the enemy is my friend" has come back to haunt us so many times it's now sheer irony to watch any international political event involving the United States.
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I'm saying we gave him the weapons to complete the atrocities, and that we didn't say anything about it while we watched them happen.
Oh. Well then we shouldn't have done anything at all.... EVER. I mean, if we installed the guy (which is BS) and supplied him with weapons (which is more BS), then we shouldn't do anything about it all at any point EVER.
How's that for a "moral exercise"?
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Oh. Well then we shouldn't have done anything at all.... EVER.
Yes, let's get dramatic. You're late to the exasperation party.
I mean, if we installed the guy (which is BS) and supplied him with weapons (which is more BS), then we shouldn't do anything about it all at any point EVER.
Here's a load of the BS you speak of.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_activities_in_Iraq [wikipedia.org]
Here's a source document discussing the fact that Carter gave the green light to Saddam to invade Iran through a crowned prince of Saudi Arabia.
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2003/haig-docs.html [consortiumnews.com]
Here's a congressional report detailing the biological agents we sent to Iraq.
http://www.gulfweb.org/bigdoc/report/riegle1.html [gulfweb.org]
A nice quote: Records available from the
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Records available from the supplier for the period from 1985 until the present show that during this time, pathogenic (meaning "disease producing"), toxigenic (meaning "poisonous"), and other biological research materials were exported to Iraq pursuant to application and licensing by the U.S. Department of Commerce
Um... that's nice, but it doesn't say how much. It is not uncommon to send samples of biotoxins and dangerous organisms such as anthrax to countries all over the world. This is not banned. Hell, anthrax grows naturally in the soil. The key point is "research materials". This means samples in small containers. You make it sound like we sent them artillery shells pre-loaded with sarin gas or something. From the very liberal site, CommonDreams.org [commondreams.org]:
"I don't think it would be accurate to say the United States government deliberately provided seed stocks to the Iraqis' biological weapons programs," said Jonathan Tucker, a former U.N. biological weapons inspector.
"But they did deliver samples that Iraq said had a legitimate public health purpose, which I think was naive to believe, even at the time."
From the same site:
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention sent samples directly to several Iraqi sites that U.N. weapons inspectors determined were part of Saddam Hussein's biological weapons program, CDC and congressional records from the early 1990s show. Iraq had ordered the samples, claiming it needed them for legitimate medical research.
The CDC and a biological sample company, the American Type Culture Collection, sent strains of all the germs Iraq used to make weapons, including anthrax, the bacteria that make botulinum toxin and the germs that cause gas gangrene, the records show. Iraq also got samples of other deadly pathogens, including the West Nile virus.
Wait... The CDC sent SAMPLES to Iraq?
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Oh, and your "congressional report detailing the biological agents we sent to Iraq", here's the very first thing it said:
Iraq was believed to have been manufacturing mustard gas at a production facility in Samarra since the early 1980s. It also began an extensive program to produce nerve agent precursor chemicals, taking advantage of its own natural resources. Phosphate mines/industries are at Akashat, Al Qaim, and Rutbah. The Iraqi Al Fallujah gas warfare complex was believed to be capable of producing up to 1,000 tons per month of Sarin, as well as the nerve agent VX. In addition, with the assistance of foreign firms, Iraq developed the capability to experiment with hydrogen cyanide, cyanogen chloride, and lewisite.
Wait, you said we sent them to Iraq. Why was Iraq producing them? That doesn't make sense. Also, while it does list the NBC (WMD to you civilians) capabilities of Iraq before the war, I didn't see anything in there about what we sent them. Maybe you should read it again.
OH, and I can't blame Carter for giving the green light to invade Iran. Remember the whole Iran/Hostage thingie? W
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1963 -
"To pave the way for the new regime, the CIA is claimed to have provided to the Baathists lists of suspected Communists and other leftists. The new regime is claimed to have used these lists to orchestrate a bloodbath, systematically murdering untold numbers of Iraq's educated eliteâ"killings in which Saddam Hussein himself is said to have participated. The victims included hundreds of doctors, teachers, technicians, lawyers and other professionals as well as military and political figures.[28][31][32] According to an article in the New York Times, the U.S. sent arms to the new regime, weapons later used against the same Kurdish insurgents the U.S. supported against Kassem and then abandoned. American and U.K. oil and other interests, including Mobil, British Petroleum and Bechtel, were once again conducting business in Iraq."
1968 -
"Roger Morris in the Asia Times writes that the CIA deputy for the Middle East Archibald Roosevelt (grandson of President Theodore Roosevelt and cousin of Kermit Roosevelt, Jr.) stated, referring to Iraqi Ba'ath Party officers on his payroll in the 1963 and 1968 coups, "They're our boys, bought and paid for, but you always gotta remember that these people can't be trusted."[20] General Ahmed Bakr was installed as president. Saddam Hussein was appointed the number two man."
1980 -
"Investigative journalist Robert Parry reports that in a secret 1981 memo summing up a trip to the Middle East, then-Secretary of State Alexander Haig wrote: "It was also interesting to confirm that President Carter gave the Iraqis a green light to launch the war against Iran through Prince Fahd" of Jordan." "
1980s to '92 -
"A review of thousands of declassified government documents and interviews with former U.S. policymakers shows that U.S. intelligence and logistical support played a crucial role in arming Iraq. The administrations of Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush authorized the sale to Iraq of numerous dual use items that had both military and civilian applications, including poisonous chemicals and deadly biological viruses, such as anthrax and bubonic plague. Opinions differ among Middle East experts and former government officials about the pre-Iraqi tilt, and whether Washington could have done more to stop the flow to Baghdad of technology for building weapons of mass destruction. "Fundamentally, the policy was justified," argues David Newton, a former U.S. ambassador to Baghdad, who runs an anti-Hussein radio station in Prague. "We were concerned that Iraq should not lose the war with Iran, because that would have threatened Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf. Our long-term hope was that Hussein's government would become less repressive and more responsible."
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"Everybody was wrong in their assessment of Saddam," said Joe Wilson, Glaspie's former deputy at the U.S. embassy in Baghdad, and the last U.S. official to meet with Hussein. "Everybody in the Arab world told us that the best way to deal with Saddam was to develop a set of economic and commercial relationships that would have the effect of moderating his behavior. History will demonstrate that this was a miscalculation."
According to reports of the U.S. Senate's Committee on Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs, the U.S., under the successive presidential administrations sold materials including anthrax, VX nerve gas, West Nile fever and botulism to Iraq right up until March 1992. The chairman of the Senate committee, Don Riegle, said: "The executive branch of our government approved 771 different export licences for sale of dual-use technology to Iraq. I think its a devastating record."
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"U.S. officials publicly condemned Iraq's employment of mu
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. . . yeah. I was actually hoping that when US troops found WMD in Iraq, that they'd also find the Purchase Orders signed-off by Don Rumsfeld in the '80's. Must have gotten lost in the shuffle somewhere.
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It's a blatant ripoff of a letter sent by MLK. Some say it was a good device to demonstrate the feeling of oppression - which I believe is inherent in military invasion. As an English major, you should probably understand that dogmatic adherence to grammar will net you nothing but a by-the-numbers Grisham novel, which in my opinion, is soulless and not worth the advertising budget it was sold with.
He's quite a bit more eloquent:
"We have waited for more than 340 years for our constitutional and God given rig
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Unfortunately, if we are invaded, we wouldn't have the right to attack the invaders. At least that's the principle we live by in Iraq.
Forgive me for replying twice, but the stupidity of the comment warrants it.
So, what you are suggesting is that an invading army, after taking control of a country, should grant rights to the population to shoot at them? Really? "Attention all citizens of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control. However, feel free to break out your guns and shoot at us whenever you like. We are not the type to take away your rights to kill us so please, if you see one of our soldiers walking down the street, you a
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I'll forgive nothing. The absence of perspective from your second comment is more revealing.
I'm suggesting that an invading army, who has invaded on a foundation of lies and profiteering, has no right to be there, and should be attacked viciously until they leave. You believe in the same principle, unless the invading country is us. You fail the most basic moral principle there is, and that is to expect out of others what you expect out of yourself.
A more direct comparison would be to say that Afghanistan h
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I'm suggesting that an invading army, who has invaded on a foundation of lies and profiteering...
Profiteering? Really? We've spent $80+ Billion/year. How does $-80,000,000,000 somehow equal a profit?
Again, let me remind you that facts do not rely on what you WANT to believe.
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Profiteering? Really? We've spent $80+ Billion/year. How does $-80,000,000,000 somehow equal a profit?
LOL
Who do you imagine gets that cash? Iraqis?
Most of it will go into the pockets of multinational corporations. They are 'profiteering'.
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Profiteering? Really? We've spent $80+ Billion/year. How does $-80,000,000,000 somehow equal a profit?
LOL
Who do you imagine gets that cash? Iraqis?
Most of it will go into the pockets of multinational corporations. They are 'profiteering'.
So you think GWBush/Hitler/Cheney:
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So... you are saying that there was no profiteering?
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So... you are saying that there was no profiteering?
No, I'm saying that there was no conspiracy to fake a war for the purpose of "profiteering". Sure, there was that Iraqi that sold Haliburton a case of Cokes that averaged out to about five bucks per can... yeah, that guy "profiteered". I'm sure that some of the companies that were working over there showed a profit. That is the purpose of business, after all. But the primary motivation for the war was not profits. (Truth be known, it was about oil. Not that we wanted the oil, but the fact that Saddam
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The post I was replying to seemed to suggest that the money spent on the war had merely evaporated, vanished, burnt.
I was merely pointing out that it was a highly profitable thing for many American companies to get involved in.
War is good for business. They were profiteering from the 'captive market' of the belligerent American government.
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No, you are the one who is stupid. George W Bush, as well as the entire Bush family, doesn't give a flying fuck in a rolling donut about America. Their best friends are the Saudi "royal" family and they only care about other "elite" people in the world. Nations don't matter to people like that.
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What are "private military contractors"? Individual civilians who chose to work in a war zone were certainly well paid - that doesn't strike me as wrong, or even odd. Companies like Haliburton didn't make a noteworthy profit. It's *expensive* to operate in a war zone (see above). Haliburton had unremarkable years, financially, during the war.
I care about democracy in Iraq because it was a great idea and it worked. Iraq *is* a shining beacon of democracy in the Middle East now. It sure wasn't easy to m
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Where do you think the billions go ?
Do you think they vanish ?
They pay for the three B's in military supply: beans, bullets and bandaids.
They also pay for candy for the kids, fuel for the tanks, hummers, predators, transport planes and ships, salaries, hazard fire pay, those Iraqis and Bangladeshis serving chow, sodas for morale, double-A batteries, missiles, body armor, helicopter maintenance, tank treads, warlord bribes, encryption dongles and the list goes on and on and on and on. Supplying a military is not cheap. Supplying a military in a combat zone is even l
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Go on use your handguns against tanks and unmanned killer drones.
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Wow, I don't think I've ever heard such a succinct defense of the 2nd amendment.
Well played sir.
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Impossible.
I live near DC, and carry a balance on my Citibank Visa card. At these interest rates, they won't let anything happen to me. The nation's capital is safe. As long as you don't ride the Metro, anyway.
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cockroaches will survive a nuclear war. I'd like to see a cockroach try to cross the beltway.
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cockroaches will survive a nuclear war. I'd like to see a cockroach try to cross the beltway.
So your saying most of Congress will survive? (Sorry, just had to throw that in).
Myth: BOSTED (Score:2)
actually roaches are not all that tough its been covered in "That Show"
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There's an easy way to tell if someone lives in the DC area. Offer them the choice between being horribly disemboweled by wolverines or driving from Greenbelt to Dulles at 5:00 on a Friday.
If they ask for a minute to think about it, they live near DC.
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Speaking of nukes and DC - can you imagine if they ever tried to evacuate D.C. for any reason? Think rush hour x10. I think I'd grab my bike and hop on the W&OD and just ride west. Probably be going faster than the people on 66 or 7.
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As someone who lives northwest of town, I'd be loading up rifle magazines. It would be ugly. A total fiasco, and no doubt about it. At least I'm usually upwind of DC, so there's that (for the fallout!).
I really can't imagine any civilized way in which the handful of arteries that drain the inside-the-beltway area could handle it. I mean, think what happens when we get an inch of snow! That's all The Terrorists need: a snow making machine.
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That's all The Terrorists need: a snow making machine.
It's all coming together now! THIS [wikipedia.org] must be why so many people were upset over the Dubai Ports World deal [wikipedia.org]. They have the weapon - they were just trying to get it into our cities!
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Arrest this Doofus! He has revealed vital national secrets!
Don't tell anyone, but those guys have offices/bunkers all over the country. I just can't tell you where, or I would have to kill myself for this hackneyed cliche.
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I wouldn't worry too much about that if I were you. Four out of those five offices are not really designed for defensive purposes.
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Is it just me, or does it seem like the U.S. is being foolish about over-concentrating its forces?
I agree.
It seems like just one or two nukes could make the U.S. nearly incapable of defending itself against a serious attack.
Nah, that's not such a big deal. They are more distributed than that with branch offices. I'm much more concerned about the financial aspects. open the base in Detroit already or one of the other areas of the US crippled by current changes to the economy.
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I think a lot of people in America are probably of the opinion that wiping out all of those agencies and Washington D.C. would be a major improvement. It would be an initial shock but if you eliminated the massive tax burden Washington D.C. and the defense industrial establishment imposes on this country chances are we would eventually have a much stronger economy.
Doesn't matter whether the Democrats or Republicans are in power, the way they squander money and set policy is retarded. The $700+ Billion squ
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Contest! (Score:5, Funny)
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First one to add Cyber Command to their botnet gets 10 internet points!
When do I get to trade those internet points in for the internet monies?
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Anytime! Just give us your bank account number, (and identifying information to confirm you are who you say you are) and we'll wire teh Internet Monies immediately!
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First one to add Cyber Command to their botnet gets 10 internet points!
How many points for adding you to cybercommand botnet? Just so I can update my totals.
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Valuelessness is the best defense!
Don't buy the cyber-war hype! (Score:2, Interesting)
Check out Evgeny Morozov's new piece about how all this cyber-war hysteria is just a distraction - to really improve Internet security, governments should be investing in infrastructure.
http://bostonreview.net/BR34.4/morozov.php
Uh-oh... (Score:4, Funny)
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I can't walk away from a commitment like that.
No, you will literally be blown away from that commitment. But then said apartment won't exist anymore anyway so what's to worry?
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You sound like the narrator in Fight Club. With his IKEA catalog life.
But don't worry. You will get to your zero point.
Correction (Score:1, Informative)
I just read an article that said the new head of the Cyber Command COMES from the NSA, Lt Gen Alexander, and that the new Cyber Command will be under U.S. Strategic Command, not the NSA.
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While technically correct, operationally it makes zero difference. This is why the Director of the National Cybersecurity Center [wired.com] resigned mid March.
NSA effectively controls DHS cyber efforts through detailees, technology insertions, and the proposed move of NPPD and the NCSC to a Fort Meade NSA facility. NSA currently dominates most national cyber efforts. While acknoledging the critical importance of NSA to our intelligence efforts, I believe this is a bad strategy on multiple grounds. The intelligence culture is very different thana network operations or security culture. In addition, the threats to our democratic process are significant if all top level government network security and monitoring are handled by any one organization...
This is really old news because they are simply implementing everything that was proposed months ago. Someone should really edit the summary to include this resignation from months ago because this was precisely what he was warning about. It is very significant.
NOT under NSA (Score:2, Informative)
Cyber Command will be under STRATCOM, just led by the same director as NSA. You're confusing people and offices.
Top Gun 2: Cyber Command (Score:1)
The NSA in command (Score:2)
Now, why does that scare the hell out of me.
Hey, what is that black van outs... *click*
Excellent use of taxpayers money (Score:2)
Just imagine how much time will be wasted idling on IRC channels.
Is the U.S. going virtual? (Score:2)
That's exciting news!
After virtual economy, which created virtual wealth for everyone, comes virtual warfare, which will allow the U.S. to maintain its virtual supremacy everywhere in the world.
NSA is the natural choice (Score:2)
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