Spammer Alan Ralsky Pleads Guilty 144
Czmyt sends the excellent news that one of the US's most notorious spammers has pleaded guilty and could serve 6 years in jail. "Five individuals pleaded guilty today in federal court in Detroit for their roles in a wide-ranging international stock fraud scheme involving the illegal use of bulk commercial e-mails, or 'spamming'... Alan M. Ralsky, 64, of West Bloomfield, Mich., and Scott K. Bradley, 38, also of West Bloomfield, both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud, mail fraud and to violate the CAN-SPAM Act. ... Ralsky and Bradley also pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, and violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement, Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1 million fine..."
An old Nigerian Tradition (Score:5, Funny)
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Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1 million fine..
Summary says 6 years, then 87 months. Someone want to RTFA and tell me where the difference comes in?
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Alan M. Ralsky, 64, of West Bloomfield, Mich., and Scott K. Bradley, 38, also of West Bloomfield, both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud, mail fraud and to violate the CAN-SPAM Act. Ralsky and Bradley also pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, and violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement, Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1 million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines while Bradley acknowledges that he is facing up to 78 months in prison and a $1 million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines.
John S. Bown, 45, of Fresno, Calif., pleaded guilty ... facing up to 63 months in prison and a $75,000 fine under the federal sentencing guidelines
William C. Neil, 46, of Fresno, pleaded guilty to conspiring to violate the CAN-SPAM Act and violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement, Neil acknowledges he is facing up to 37 months in prison...
James E. Fite, 36, of Culver City, Calif., ... up to two years in prison and a $30,000 fine under the federal sentencing guidelines.
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Thanks for the in depth analysis...
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I've not read the article, but maybe 87 months is the maximum penalty, and 6 years is what he is likely to get?
Plan of action (Score:5, Funny)
Once he's in jail, we need to find out who his cellmate is, so we can send him inordinate amounts of penis enlargement ads.
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And all the V1@gr4 and C!5al1s he can swallow!
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Once he's in jail, we need to find out who his cellmate is, so we can send him inordinate amounts of penis enlargement ads.
Or you could donate a dollar to his enlargement fund.
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Sorry Dude (Score:5, Informative)
"Greetings friend, this is Homer Simpson, aka, Happy Dude. The courts have ordered me to call everyone, and apologize for my telemarketing scam...I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send $1 to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power!"
Question to a lawyer out there... (Score:2)
I suppose that if Mr Ralsky has pleaded guilty, he had a good reason... To my non-lawyer eyes, it is because he would have faced a much bigger sanction if he were proved guilty in the end.
Does my reasoning stand, or not at all? In a more general way, are there any quantitative differences in penalties depending upon yours pleading (non) guilty?
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I _have_ RTFS. Which is exactly why I asked the question in the first place. RTFQ.
Forget the prison sentence. (Score:2, Informative)
Let's just simplify it all at no expense to the taxpayers.
Anyone who ever got an unsolicited email from Ralsky gets one shot at him. One for each email. No weapons, no tools, nothing lethal, and no closed fists. Then he goes free.
And then after a few million slaps to the nuts, we all jump up and go "HAHA! Don't you just HATE being misled!" and throw him in prison, take all his money, and give his cellmate (who has anger issues due to being conned in stock scams) a box containing his body weight in Viagra.
TH
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Actually, English Common Law is not too different from this. The idea behind "having justice done" was restitution, ie, the idea that the perpetrator has to "restore" the injured person to his "whole" state.
Today, it's the government that brings the charges, and then the injured party gets victimized twice -- once by the criminal, and once again by the government who taxes him to pay for the incarceration of the criminal.
Government justice [youtube.com] works just as well as government-made cars, government-run post off
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So, wanna get in on a BRAND NEW BUSINESS as a FEDERAL PRISON PROVIDER COMPANY? It's a great ground level opportunity to build your prison from the ground up! Get all the local, state and federal subsidies you could ever squander! Hire your own team of crack prison guards!
WARNING: Waterboarding may be illegal in some jurisdictions. Your mileage may vary. Check with your local law enforcement agencies. Nah, don't bother, they won't answer, they won't have to, they're LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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you're right, we should just kill him.
Summary fix (Score:3, Funny)
"...Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in A FEDERAL, POUND-ME-IN-THE-ASS prison..."
There, fixed it.
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Will there be water boarding?
no, he wasn't arrested in London, England [telegraph.co.uk]
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A bit of a bummer (Score:2, Interesting)
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It is when I do it in my clown suit.
$1 million fine (Score:4, Insightful)
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So is he's going to a nice minimum security prision for 6 years on the tax payer dime and getting fined a million eh? How much do you want to bet he'll earn more then a million in 6 years in interest on the money he's taken in.
Sentence should have been 6 years and all assets seized.
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How about a RIAA-style punishment? No time, but an amount of USD that we imagine he could have made in that time with all the spam?
What good does it serve if he gets locked away? He costs my money that way. Fine him for a few trillion bucks and lock some nice shackles to his ankles so you have a useful handle to shake him at.
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Yes I would agree. Perhaps a solution would be:
Take the ill-gotten gains and deposit them in a bank. 50% of the interest earned goes towards restitution and the other 50% to cover the costs of parole and house arrest.
Life moves on.
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Naw, sentence should ahve been to seize all assets and a month in jail.
Seriously, I don't want to pay to feed this guy, put him on parole and make him a ex-con.
Life will be hard, and it's cheaper for us.
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Without turning this into a 50 post thread on the concept of criminal justice I'l summarize thusly:
"Take everything away from a criminal and leave him nothing but the title of criminal; then all you will every have is a criminal."
We learned this in WW1\WW2 as we decimated Germany's ability to function as a nation after WW1 which was the root cause for the Nazi rise to power. We learned that when you put a man in jail then release him into the public with no future, no second chances, no resources, all you d
Spammers don't care how much you hate them (Score:2, Insightful)
Because people STILL buy their products
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I'm so so so happy about this.
A suitable punishment (Score:4, Interesting)
There are many here who say "It's just a little spam - have some perspective."
OK, so how about this perspective:
Let's just slap his wrist.
Once for every spam reported to Spamcop.net.
Just for one day.
After all, it's just a slap on the wrist - that's not so bad, is it?
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Let's just slap his wrist. Once for every [...]
That was the ending of Les Onze Mille Verges [wikipedia.org], a classic porn book of over a century ago.
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That's the point for all the people who are complaining about the Hang 'Em, then Burn 'Em posts. The guy did something wrong. Maybe fair punishment for that something is literally a slap on the wrist, or a 1 dollar fine, or something equally trivial. But if you literally slap a person's wrist often enough to finish punishing them for fifty million counts before they die of old age, about a million slaps into it their arm will look like a side of beef and they will go into shock and die. Even a few hundred t
Pleaded? (Score:1)
Shouldn't it be they plead as plural?
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Gramatically? Yes. Colloquially? No. At least not where I'm at in Pennsylvania. When you're talking about how someone first responded to an indictment, it's pleaded. Every other use? Plead.
Spam revitalises local economies! (Score:4, Funny)
Email filtering company MessageLabs reports that Egham, Surrey, on the suburban outskirts of London, is the town that receives the most spam in Britain [today.com].
"It's not like there's much else to do," said Boris Busybody, 77 (IQ), of Egham Hythe, idly whirling his four-foot penis around his head in a desultory fashion. "Expanding your manhood, growing your breasts, increasing your sperm ... the Lib Dem phone calls get a bit much. That's Doctor Busybody, by the way. My Ph.D arrived last week."
Spam has revitalised the local economy. Busybody has given up cab driving and is now working a lucrative job processing payments from home after he sent them his bank details in response to an urgent security message. "I had that King Otumfuo Opoku Ware II in the back of my cab once. Very generous and helpful fellow."
The Egham Tourist Board has seized the day, with plans for a 50 foot tall penis sculpture at Junction 13 of the M25 on the exit ramp to the town. The sculpture will be encircled by a genuine imitation Rolex and spray a fountain of Spermamax, obtained at a very reasonable rate from a Canadian pharmacy. "You will search an hour for your underwear in the ocean of our spam!" is to become the new town motto.
"I did get a good one the other day," says Busybody. "Barrister Matthew Sergeant Busybody of MessageLabs said we could promote our town to millions of people just by sending them an advance fee to process our incoming email. The stuff they try! 'Scuse me, V!k@grk@ kicking in, got to go have sex again. Sorry."
Mod parent up! (Score:2)
I wish I had mod points. Very creative, very funny!!
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I don't get it (Score:2)
I don't get it anymore. Someone shares 24 songs online and she gets a 1.92 M$ fine, and this guy, who annoyed a whole lot of people and got money for that too, only gets a 1 M$ fine? So if you do something for others you are fined more than when you annoy people because you get money for it? Unbelievable. What happened to the Land of the Free?
He annoyed individuals, she annoyed a corporation (Score:2)
This Guy Was My Neighbor (Score:5, Interesting)
It could be worse (Score:3, Insightful)
Why do they allow it to be profitable? (Score:2)
Maybe I'm just a simpleton but shouldn't fines exceed the amount of money a person profits in a scam? Ralsky supposedly made over $4 million in less than 18 months. Not that I'm surprised the same thing happens with corrupt CEO's and their ilk. The idea that someone looses a fraction of their ill gotten gains, spends a couple years in jail then gets to live out the rest of their life in relative comfort with the rest of the fortune they managed to gain through their illegal activities does nothing but ma
And in the end... (Score:3, Insightful)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: spam is an economic problem. If the US wrote 500 new anti-spam laws today, making it illegal to so much as consider sending out spam, it wouldn't matter worth shit. People who are sending out spam today do it because people pay them to do it; and they will find places to send it from so that they can keep making money at it. They all know that the US laws aren't worth anything anywhere outside the US (and their worth inside the US is debatable as well), which is part of why we see so much spam come from other countries.
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It's an education problem.
Educate people not to reply.
Bot-nets are an economic problem.
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It's an education problem. Educate people not to reply.
That is a pie-in-the-sky approach. You cannot possibly "educate" every person with an email address in the world to not reply to spam.
If you can remove the economic incentive of spam, then - and only then - will spam go away. Until then spammers will always make sales for the spamvertised domains, and hence the spammers will always get paid for their work. Which means we will all continue to see more spam.
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It's an education problem.
Educate people not to reply.
That is a pie-in-the-sky approach. You cannot possibly "educate" every person with an email address in the world to not reply to spam.
If you can remove the economic incentive of spam, then - and only then - will spam go away. Until then spammers will always make sales for the spamvertised domains, and hence the spammers will always get paid for their work. Which means we will all continue to see more spam.
Now to quote your sig...
Do you really have enough information to support your claim?
Do you?
I've seen some pretty solid evidence that a lot of spamvertised domains don't actually profit from it, but there's no shortage of new customers so the spammers keep making profits without having to worry about retaining customers.
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Do you really have enough information to support your claim?
Do you?
Actually, yes, I do.
I've seen some pretty solid evidence that a lot of spamvertised domains don't actually profit from it, but there's no shortage of new customers so the spammers keep making profits without having to worry about retaining customers.
I would like to see the evidence you speak of. In support of my claim, I offer The SpamHaus entry of Leo Kuvayev [spamhaus.org]. We see that Mr. Kuvayev (who uses several aliases as well) repeatedly uses spam for the same companies, using the same web pages. The contact info all goes back to the same place for his new customers. Whoever is paying him for his spamming services is buying his services repeatedly.
And this is very common in the spam enterprise.
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For a low life scum, he done well.. (Score:2)
Living in this home --
http://www.realtor.com/property-detail/6747-Minnow-Pond-Dr_West-Bloomfield_MI_48322_cc4f3302 [realtor.com]
while a lot of us, his victims, are just scraping by.
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Yes, that moment you spent not reading his spam is the difference between living in your home and a mansion.
This guy cause for people to make money they he got.
really, if spam went away a lot of admins would be out of work.
Lot of good that did (Score:2)
I am not discounting either possibility.
Re:Judgement (Score:5, Insightful)
Hang him from the nearest lamp post and then burn him.
Yeah, we should only allow company executives and rich investors to take vast amounts of money through share price manipulation.
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Hey, at least those execs and investors didn't clog up my inbox with V|agr@ ads
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A little perspective please...
Yes, spam is damn annoying and the guys deserve imprisonment, and confiscation of every penny they earned through spam. But to compare fraudulent execs favorably to these, is a little overboard. Cheating you out of your money is lesser crime than spam?!?!
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Cheating me out of my *time* and the usefulness of email *every* *dang* *day*? It's a close call....
I was going to post the sentiment until I saw the other AC above had beaten me to it.
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Let's see, spammers provide financial incentive to operate botnets that do billions in damage. My mail server rejects over 99% of all incoming mail as spam. The remaining fraction of a percent is about 25% spam. Fail2ban triggers on about 1000 hosts attempting to brute force an SMTP password every single day. If I tail the logs, it's a continuous stream of crap 24/7. I could do without that.
It is a close call. I suppose we just need to make BOTH into permanent porta-potty scrubbers.
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What? you mean you can't use email at all? I think not.
Oh, at that person who slowed downa little too much? lets burn them alive to becasue they 'wasted' your time as well.
Jack ass.
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But spam is sent almost purely via e-mail which comes from a centralized server and is not P2P plus they are sent in massive amounts, enough to use up a chunk of bandwidth, even more so when they embed images and such in there.
That probably hasn't been done in a long time. Spam frequently originates from a botnet, not from a centralized server. However, from your perspective it does come _to_ a centralized server. To a certain degree, spam is a DDoS attack.
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Even if it is all distributed via botnets, it is still all sent to mail servers, which are then sent on to your email program, either as headers, or full blown emails. So whether you want to download it or not, you will be getting a part of the download.
Compare this to a typical P2P transfer, where you download it if you want it, not merely because you went online. The only way that you would be able to liken spam to P2P would be if you open up a P2P program and it automatically downloads 15 second chunks o
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True, it may be sent via botnets, but it's received by centralized servers. I work at a university that receives on average 1.1 million e-mails a day. Over 2/3 of that is spam. We have a massive infrastructure of spam filtering systems and storage networks just to handle our regular level of e-mail for our thousands of users. The additional cost and manpower to prevent spam from getting through is tremendous. Just the bandwidth alone for receiving 600,000 spams a day (approx. 10 gigabytes) is pretty hi
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The spam industry has imposed escalating usage costs on every mail server out there (bandwidth, storage, filtering, etc.). I'm sure someone did a guestimate study on total cost of spam that quantifies this, and while it isn't bringing down the banking system, it is something when taken in aggregate. Is stealing $1 from 1,000,000 people better than if someone steals $1,000,000 from one person? It's the same loss of economic capital (to those who should have it, at least), plus broken-window-esque inefficienc
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I operate a web site for an author who sells his own books. We keep in touch with his internet customer base via email, using Constant Contact, a very good and ethical bulk email service. Inevitably, after we've sent
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there are many who now think any email they don't like or want is spam.
I'm afraid I've pretty much lost track of which of the following categories email I don't like falls into:
* Totally unsolicited untargeted mail
* Totally unsolicited targeted mail
* Marketing junk from a company who legitimately has my email address but was explicitly asked not to send me marketing junk by ticking a "don't send me junk" box.
* Marketing junk from a company who legitimately has my email address but was implicitly asked not to send me marketing junk by not ticking
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Fortunatly, 90% of my spam is obvious.
In order of occurrence:
1. Is in a non-latin character set (I speak/read English only)
2. Has worse grammar then a 4th grader with learning disabilities
3. IM 'invite' spam
4. "Nigerian" scams
1 is obviously not a problem - I couldn't read it if I wanted to. 2 is fairly obvious - there are few people I communicate with that are like that, and even fewer that I would do business with. 3 - I don't chat, so this is both obvious and pointless. 4 - No, I will not help you collect
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A little perspective please...
Yes, spam is damn annoying and the guys deserve imprisonment, and confiscation of every penny they earned through spam. But to compare fraudulent execs favorably to these, is a little overboard. Cheating you out of your money is lesser crime than spam?!?!
I think it's a tough call between the two: both cause enormous waste. You probably don't realize just how much email is spam because companies like Google, Yahoo and Microsoft do a pretty damn good job of filtering it out of their webmail products. Similarly your employer probably has spam filters etc. All of that junk email costs time, money and power; and those resources could probably be more effectively used elsewhere.
Some good stats are in this informative article: http://googleenterprise.blogspo [blogspot.com]
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Anyone who tries to differentiate is a co-conspirator.
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These scum already take up the majority of bandwidth of the tubes.
They are one reason why ISP's need to buy bigger servers and couldn't lower their prices.
So, these scum directly cheat me out of my money, yeah.
My time is also money.
Losing a mail in the heap of spam can also cost you money.
While i don't say they should be burnt or hung, i would like their fingers broken and banned from the net for a life.
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I know a guy who whines all day about spam and uses completly unreasonable punishments for 'these people' as he says.
He makes 100K+ getting to prevent SPAM from getting through corporate servers.
Seriously, if SPAM stopped he would literally be out of work.
SO I like to remind him those scum suckers keep him employed, in a nice house, and private school for his kids.
Without SPAM, he would be a 40K a year admin.
He hates it when I tell him that.
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Hey, at least those execs and investors didn't clog up my inbox with V|agr@ ads
1999 called. They want their spamfilter back.
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Clearly they are calling the wrong guy - it is obvious that he doesn't have 1999's or anyone's spam-filter.
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We do have more lamp posts.
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Lamp.
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Yeah, we should only allow company executives and rich investors to take vast amounts of money through share price manipulation.
Not to worry. If there are three things we have in abundance, it's rope, lamp posts and gasoline.
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Not to worry. If there are three things we have in abundance, it's rope, lamp posts and gasoline.
Rope and lamp posts, yes. We are slowly running out of petroleum though
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Don't worry, I have a ready supply for pitchforks you can borrow.
Hey, I've been watching our government's doing for a while, I thought it could come handy soon.
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I propose we use corrupt execs as an alternative fuel source. Once we run out of them we can move on to RIAA lawyers.
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This also allows us to come up with a new method of judging these guys: If Alan Ralsky weighs the same as a duck, then he floats in water, so he's made of wood, so he burns, so he's ... a spammer!
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This also allows us to come up with a new method of judging these guys: If Alan Ralsky weighs the same as a duck, then he floats in water, so he's made of wood, so he burns, so he's ... a spammer!
Perfect witch hunt logic, but its not a witch hunt if its true is it?
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Only $1million?
Clean him from everything he owns and assign an orange tight jump-suit, then locate him at a maximum security prison somewhere unknown and forget about him. Just make sure that he ends up in the "wrong" cell block.
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In the interest of sustainable living I would suggest feeding them into a tree chipper instead. Use the remains as fish food.
Besides, that would make great footage for a FUD campaign to get people to install working antivirus software. "Don't let this happen to you, keep your machine clean.".
You forgot to include... (Score:2)
... some torture involving his testicles. Of course since he's 64 maybe they atrophied and he doesn't have any? OTOH, he musta had some balls to pull this kinda crap....
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That asshat lives in a house that lost "2.5 homes-I-grew-up-in" in value since 2002.
Burn in hell... or state prison.