Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable 719
Guysmiley777 writes with what looks like a very late (or very, very early) April Fool's joke: "Denon's $499 Ethernet cable 'brings out all the nuances in digital audio reproduction.' Sure, that seems plausible. After all, nuances in digital signals are so subtle. Oh, and 'signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer.'" Considering that $499 will get you a competent laptop these days, I wonder how big the market is for such a thing — then I look at Stereophile magazine's annual list of recommended components. The "view more images" link shows that they take cable porn seriously at Denon.
It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Ah well, there is a mug born every minute. I start selling $500 USB cables, anyone want one?
A fool and his money (Score:0, Funny)
Cthulhu (Score:5, Funny)
What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, there's a market for this (Score:5, Funny)
There is more (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Audiophools (Score:5, Funny)
What a Brilliant Technical Innovation (Score:5, Funny)
The arrows to indicate direction will mean that the Electrons wont have to look around before knowing which way they are supposed to be moving. This will allow them to get to their destination quicker and even take a moment to go back and get any stragglers who can't keep up. The end result being that all of the electrons will arrive at the intended destination and as you can imagine this will mean a much better signal.
The next generation of these will probably contain filters to stop those pesky noise electrons making their way down the cable. This will really help the signal to noise ratio, although the commercial development of this is still a little way off yet.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cthulhu (Score:5, Funny)
Re:datasheet (Score:5, Funny)
Re:datasheet (Score:5, Funny)
I know that before I put little arrows on my cat5 a lot of my ethernet packets were getting lost.
Now I'm going to see if I can do traffic shaping by putting "Slashdot, this way ->" on them.
Compatibility? (Score:3, Funny)
The PDF user's manual does not specify if works with my 1975 Sears all-in-one turntable, tuner and 8-track console.
You can't find that kind of fidelity anymore, at any price.
Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Funny)
Our system is available for immediate purchase. Just visit our website and select the number of filtering units that you require (ideally one unit should cover every 20 square metres, or one unit per corner of a room), and your order will be despatched within 24 hours.
Signal directional markings (Score:5, Funny)
That statement is quite correct. The plugs have arrows pointing in both directions.
Re:Audiophiles (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, yes, please! Only a high-quality wooden volume control can convey the subtle warmth of audio amplified by vacuum tubes. :)
Re:datasheet (Score:5, Funny)
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Funny)
Man, maybe I'm a terrible person, but I absolutely love these kinda scams.
Every time I see something like this, I really wish I'd thought of it.
Re:Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Audiophiles (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Free with Vista Ultimate. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Funny)
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Confession: (Score:5, Funny)
Now I think I've seen it all... (Score:4, Funny)
The first ethernet cable ever with racing stripes.
Someone PLEASE tell me that this is a huge joke.
Re:Cthulhu (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cthulhu (Score:5, Funny)
I've figured out the "exclusive difference"... (Score:3, Funny)
If you go to "other pictures" and then the "inside" view, see how they're connecting the cable pairs to the connector: rather than the green pair going to pins 3 and 6 (as per normal EIA-568), they're going to pins 5 and 6.
That will actually reduce crosstalk the tiniest of smidgins (that's a technical term!).
Now, of course, it's MORE likely just a non-impeccable representation, and they ARE wiring it up using normal EIA-568... but wouldn't it be funny if that's the difference they're claiming is "all worth it". Geez... for $500, they could have just commissioned AMP or Foxconn to make a custom connector for them, no?
Re:There is more (Score:4, Funny)
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Funny)
How could they *not* be better?
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cthulhu (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Signal directional markings (Score:2, Funny)
How else would the signal know it was supposed to traverse the cable lengthwise, rather than crosswise?
At the very least... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:3, Funny)
I'll also buy one of the $499 UTP cables - I'm sure it will make my 640x320 100Kb/s divx films look great on the 50inch Plasma TV.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
1 Advertise cable with crazy price
2 Post story to
3 Hordes click to laugh
4 Some buy other cables
5 $$$
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:2, Funny)
they are amazing (Score:5, Funny)
Usability is great, too: you'll never spend half an hour wondering which way to plug these things in, since the marking on them finally make it clear that it doesn't matter; now, why didn't anybody think of that before?
If you're an audio professional, these cables will pay for themselves in a week. And if you're a serious amateur, they'll give you an audio experience you won't soon forget.
(-; for the humor impaired)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Check this out: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/03/300_audiophile_grade_power_cable_is_really_worth_15-2.html [gizmodo.com.au]
And the actual thread at Head-Fi: http://www.head-fi.org/forums/f21/my-cat-tore-up-my-virtual-dynamics-power-3-a-293165/ [head-fi.org]
What's surprising about this is some of the comments made by the company rep.
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Funny)
Also, they are manufactured in harmony with the orbit of the moon, so the lunar cycle does not impact the quality of audio fed over them.
Finally, the meteoric metal mixed into the alloy used for the cables gives them the power of the universe, preventing them from aging.
Re:Audiophiles (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:4, Funny)
Re:datasheet (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
That way you're guaranteed the best and most precise twistiness for your twisted pairs.
See, they don't tell you that in the ad because it's a trade secret. The other cables are just twisted by a machine or something, thus the mundane pricing.
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There is more (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Confession: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
That way you're guaranteed the best and most precise twistiness for your twisted pairs.
See, they don't tell you that in the ad because it's a trade secret. The other cables are just twisted by a machine or something, thus the mundane pricing.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:1, Funny)
???
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Gold plated? Peasant.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:4, Funny)
Read the Amazon reviews, they're hilarious (Score:5, Funny)
Disappointing quality [amazon.com]
Re:A fool and his money (Score:3, Funny)
$500 cable = first post all the time
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Is ALL Denon suspect? (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:This is the closest I could think of... (Score:4, Funny)
(both links go to 'black'
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:1, Funny)
That's what the extra $498 is for.
Re:There is more (Score:3, Funny)
I was playing John Cage's classic 4'33, and the the audio reproduction has never been more perfect!
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Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Funny)
Curiously though, they'll only ship this cable within the US because either:
Re:empoying? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Audiophiles (Score:5, Funny)
I know, it's an irrational desire.
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Re:It's worth every penny (Score:1, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Free with Vista Ultimate. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Funny)
Dollar/pound rate (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Funny)
$2 Spell Check (Score:3, Funny)
You just don't undertand. Here is the real science (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Audiophiles (Score:2, Funny)