'Friendly' Worms Could Spread Software Fixes 306
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft researchers are working out the perfect strategies for worms to spread through networks. Their goal is to distribute software patches and other friendly information via virus, reducing load on servers. This raises the prospect of worm races — deploying a whitehat worm to spread a fix faster than a new attacking worm can reach vulnerable machines."
A viral implementation of Windows Update? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Annnndddd... Well, these worm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Prior Art (Score:5, Funny)
DUH. That's why my Norton Antivirus lights up when I click on those helpful "GET RID OF SPYWARE" ads?
I can hear it already... (Score:5, Funny)
Tier1 Customer Support: Ok sir, I'd be happy to help you with that. Firstly, do you have the latest Microsoft Virus(tm) installed?
Customer: Yes.
Tier1 Customer Support: OK, do you have an Antivirus installed?
Customer: Yes.
Tier1 Customer Support: Ah, that's the problem. You'll need to remove the Antivirus in order for the Virus to function correctly. It's not safe these days to be running without the latest Virii!
Re:Prior Art (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Prior Art (Score:5, Funny)
We can survive salt water, high EMP fields, and power outages. A computer can't handle carpet.
My money's always going to be on the meatbags.
Re:This one is different. (Score:5, Funny)
Or, even better, a way to send requests to the same domain name to physically different servers...
I think I may be on to something here.
Re:not exactly (Score:2, Funny)
I can't wait... (Score:5, Funny)
Yay Microsoft! They have such good instincts when it comes to security!
Re:Windows Update (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Prior Art (Score:5, Funny)
- Chapek 9 robot general
Re:This one is different. (Score:3, Funny)
Then again, it'll never catch on. Who's ever gonna download more than 2mb anyway? The tubes would get clogged!
It's OK, Comcast will block it.
Re:Prior Art (Score:4, Funny)