U.S. Military's Hackers 419
definate writes "Wired is running a story on the Joint Functional Component Command for Network Warfare, or JFCCNW. A multimillion dollar military task force used to attack the electronic infrastructure of their opponents."
Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
From the article:
"JFCCNW"??? That's a terrible acronym! That's the worst thing I've heard since PCMCIA!
How about something a bit more catchy, like the League of Enduring Electronic Technicians? Or perhaps the Paramilitary Worldwide Network of Electronic Defenders?
Let's help out our country...please post your suggestions for acronyms below.
army's new slogan (Score:5, Funny)
article correction (Score:5, Funny)
looks like www.jfccnw.mil is offline
Primary tatic (Score:5, Funny)
My name is Akmar and I have just inherited $3 million, but it is stuck in a US bank account....
Bring down your enemy (Score:5, Funny)
Masterful...
I can see the recruitment ads now... (Score:5, Funny)
J01n t3h 4RmY! T1s 133t!
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:5, Funny)
a) al-Qaeda
Are you kidding? The Bush administration's attention to details like computer security is EXACTLY why we caught Bin Laden!
Oh, wait.
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Not anymore... (Score:2, Funny)
Not anymore
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Slashdot them... (Score:5, Funny)
Ooh! (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:SAMs? (Score:2, Funny)
Great (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:SAMs? (Score:1, Funny)
Let me see....
Yep!
Re:SAMs? (Score:3, Funny)
These things are connected to the internet?
isn't everything? I know I connect our bluegene supercomputer to the regular net. of course beta testing Windows for High performace computing, I got a virus which turned it into a massive spam relay.
Do yo know how much spam you can send with a pair a t-3's the world's fastest supercomputer?
Re:SAMs? or Coke machines and printers oh my ... (Score:5, Funny)
TERRIST B: "My morale lies in tatters on the open road, for without the crisp cool taste of Coca Cola I cannot plot these evil acts."
Re:Script Kiddies in Uniform (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:This group uses PowerBooks (Score:4, Funny)
Real Genius meets Full Metal Jacket (Score:2, Funny)
"In simple terms and sans any military jargon, the unit could best be described as the world's most formidable hacker posse. Ever.
I've got a picture of R. Lee Ermey giving somebody shit for going into army 'hacking'...
"Hacker core?! You gotta be shitting me private! You're not a geek, you're a killer!! "
As for "most formidable", I wonder how often it comes down to "join us, or be labeled a terrorist
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
They're French?? I thought they were American!
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Sarge, I Wanna Hack! HACK!! HA-A-A-A-CK!!! (Score:5, Funny)
But back home in the 21st Century, am I the only one who sees this as a better-than-average recruiting effort on the part of the U.S. Army (at a time when their falling shy of their recruitment goals)? I'm guessing they are hoping scenes like this play out at recruitment stations across the fruited plain:
Wired Reader: "Um, I read how, like, the army is hiring and training all these 733t Uber-hax00rs to, like, simply own terrorist websites and shit...?"
Recruiting Officer: "Yup. Sign here."
WR: "So, like, do we get to wear baggy camo pants and high boots and put our hats on backward and shit...?"
RO: "Sure. Sign here."
WR: "Umm, so, does our brigade or garrison or whatever have, like, our own kewl insignia, like a fist holding lightning bolts or some rad shit like that...?"
RO: "Uh huh. Sign here."
WR: "What are we called, like, the '81st Cybernetic,' or the 'Electric Underground' or some cool shit like that...?"
RO: "Something like that. Sign here."
WR: "And I get to carry a gun?"
RO: "Oh, Yes. And we give you free bullets and coffee. Sign here."
WR: "Free Coffee?! D00d, I'm, like, so-o-o-o-o there! Where do I sign?"
RO (smiling): "Here, son. Sign right here."
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Mister Anderson... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:JFCCNW (Score:3, Funny)
Outside sources... (Score:5, Funny)
WTF?.. WTF?...
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:1, Funny)
Constabulary Unit for Network Transgression Surveillance?
Fatal flaw (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Primary tatic (Score:2, Funny)
Dear Osama,
We at PayPal value your business. During a recent system upgrade some customer data may have been lost. Please click on the following link http://www.JFCCNW.mil/paypal.html to confirm your account data.
Thank you, Paypal customer service
Re:JFCCNW (Score:2, Funny)
Excellent. I'm putting that on my CV.
It certainly looks better than:
'For the last 18 months I have mostly been drinking beer and playing computer games.'
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
With the following divisions:
Middle East
Internal Technology
Oversea's Fighting Force
and of course, where do they train....
Yahoo Operations University
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This group uses PowerBooks (Score:2, Funny)
R.
SlashCommand (Score:4, Funny)
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You hear that wooshing sound? That was...ah, nevermind, go and get your coffee
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
National Electronic Research and Defense Service
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:2, Funny)
And I should know.
Re:This group uses PowerBooks (Score:2, Funny)
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