Building the AACS Next-Gen Copy Protection Scheme 491
Anonymous Slashdotter writes "The IEEE Spectrum has a piece that discusses the proposed encryption scheme for the upcoming HD-DVD standard. 'The key to the spirit of compromise is an agreement that the AACS specification will allow consumers to move the data on an optical disc to the various devices they own, including video servers and portable video players, either directly or via a home network.' AACS will use a so-called strong key, the 128-bit Advanced Encryption Standard approved by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology."
Heh... (Score:5, Funny)
I can see the ads in the theaters already. "I'm John Weiner and I design ciphers for the movie industry. Downloading movies hurts me."
Ladies And Gentlemen... (Score:3, Funny)
*makes sure his copies of john are all up to date*
Re:So compromised keys make for faulty hardware? (Score:3, Funny)
I was wondering how they industry would know what player it was that was compromised. Sounds like a bunch of suits have been sold some snake oil.
Bah (Score:4, Funny)
Feature? (Score:5, Funny)
Let's all remind DVD Jon how cool he is! (Score:0, Funny)
Re:So compromised keys make for faulty hardware? (Score:4, Funny)
What I want to know is (Score:3, Funny)
Especially considering (Score:4, Funny)
Stealing using recorders ??? (Score:5, Funny)
Correct. It is technically impossible to steal a thing using a recorder, unless you do something really odd like club a victim witha VCR during a mugging, or heave a reel-to-reel unit through a jewelry store window in order to break in and burglarize it.
Copying your butt (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So compromised keys make for faulty hardware? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, I can see how the consumer wins in that scenario.
Worry not.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Same old, same old. (Score:1, Funny)
but what if we use..
*swirling cosmic music*
THE POWER OF HYPNOSIS!!!!!!
"You don't need to copy movies to multiple machines"
"But, I have two computers and---"
"STARE into the swirling spiral..hear my voice.. I will count to three and then you will no longer want to use content in an unauthorized manner..1......2..................3!"
"Yahhhhh.." *glassy stare*
"When you awaken you will do believe the following: 1) EULA's are enforceable, always, no questions asked.. 2) circumventing copy protection causes incurable cancer of the groin and 3) Any movie starring Ben Affleck is wonderful and you must buy three copies."
*tears begin forming* *jaw clenches* "Yes.. yes
Re:So compromised keys make for faulty hardware? (Score:2, Funny)
No kidding. I count 24 posts from you today alone!!!
Re:So compromised keys make for faulty hardware? (Score:3, Funny)
Dialogue. (Score:3, Funny)
Or Scrubs, and the little rants that Dr. Cox goes on. (A doctor I know assures me that the portrayal of hospital life in Scrubs is far, far more accurate than that in ER. Go figure.)
Are there any other shows I should fetch for their scintillating dialogue? Please don't tell me "CSI". I've been refusing to watch "CSI" ever since the only episode I ever saw centered on "look, perverts! perverts murder people!". As a pervert, I felt insulted.
--grendel drago