Throttling Computer Viruses 268
An anonymous reader writes "An article in the Economist that looks at a new way to thwart computer viral epidemics, by focusing on making computers more resilient rather than resistant. The idea is to slow the spread of viral epidemics allowing effective human intervention rather than attempting to make a computer completely resistant to attack."
slow the spread of viral epidemics (Score:5, Funny)
This will of course lead to a new class of virus.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I have a brilliantly original idea (Score:5, Funny)
suggestion... (Score:3, Funny)
Support Neo-Ludditism (Score:4, Funny)
Prevent the spread of viruses, make computers more secure, enjoy life in the Real World, spend more time with your family & loved ones!
All this and more can be yours! Support Neo-Ludditism - break your computer today!
No computers means no computer problems!
Just imagine a profitable new career in
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Microsoft already does this... (Score:5, Funny)
Windows: "Are you a dll?"
Virii thought: "Umm... Yes. I like Outlook."
Windows: "Okay, hang on..."
Launches Outlook...
Virii thought: "Why is everything blue?"
Windows:
Virii thought: "Oh, if only I had hands!!!"
Re:slow the spread of viral epidemics (Score:5, Funny)
Everyone drop your baudrate to 110.
Just for laughs, we used to get stoned and call a multi-line chat board here in Austin, Tx (long live AfterHours, R.I.P. Tombob). We'd drop our baudrate to 300 or 110. and attempt to have coherent conversations while inebriated.
Yeah, pathetic but the internet wasn't available to the public yet and we were young and st00pid.
Re:suggestion... (Score:2, Funny)
Run Windows! [...] Maybe it would slow down the spreading of viruses too?
You really haven't been paying attention, have you?! :))
Re:Sounds like Microsoft is just right for the job (Score:1, Funny)
Possible cause: Microsoft software.
Advise: Do not trust Microsoft
Solution: Install GNU/freeware alternatives.
Re:This will of course lead to a new class of viru (Score:4, Funny)
You might have heard of it, it was called "Clippy"
why not? (Score:2, Funny)
I mean, they make money on sales of anti-virus software, without any kind of regulation, hell with the way corporate america is already going, who says its not a big scam anyhow?
Real Software Throttling (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I have a brilliantly original idea (Score:3, Funny)
Re:slow the spread of viral epidemics (Score:1, Funny)