SpamNet: Razor for the Masses 256
UCRowerG writes "From CNET News on Yahoo!: "Conceived by Napster co-founder Jordan Ritter and open-source developer Vipul Ved Prakash, the company is touting the benefits of democracy, networking and collaboration in the war against unscrupulous e-mail marketers." " Since Prakesh is
responsible for Razor, hopefully there will be Linux support as well, but
once again I gotta throw my props at Spamassassin which catches over a hundred
spam for me each day.
I need my spam (Score:4, Funny)
Alanis would love this. (Score:5, Funny)
Wonderful.
Re:I need my spam (Score:5, Funny)
I hate spam (Score:0, Funny)
Rime of the ancient spamfilter (Score:1, Funny)
And it stoppeth one in three
By the long domain list and pattern match
Now wherefore stopp'st thou FREE XXX PICS
The hotmail's doors are open wide
And I am OFFERING OPPORTUNITIES TO MAKE $$$$$
The guests are met, the preference set
May'st hear the merry INCHES ADDED TO YOUR PENIS
[That's enough Coleridge - ed]
Re:impaling.... (Score:3, Funny)
No, I long ago suggested spam licenses where we get to go out and give each spammer a bright orange flow in the dark permanent eartag, complete with animal tracking collar. Then we can heard them up and stampede them over a cliff or something.
Re:Two questions: (Score:4, Funny)
Everything is a war!
War on Poverty!
War on Drugs!
War on Terrorism!
War on Spam!
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
WAR DRAWS NIGH!
Re:Way to make an incorrect correction! ^2 (Score:2, Funny)
If in doubt go to http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0812515285
Only 700 (Score:2, Funny)
are you kidding me... my hotmail acct gets over 100 a day... At least I know for every week I keep that e-mail address some lucky guys doesn't get spam for a whole year... But then again he isn't going to get his college degree from a non-acredited college or meet girls that just turned 18 and decided to put a webcam in their shower... and let's not forget the 1000s I'm gonna make when this african prince moves all his money into US banks.
unsolicited [ commercial | bulk | junk ] email (Score:4, Funny)
Now experience has told some will not believe this and think it's a troll so 1) check my posting history, I don't troll and 2) here is my entry in the UK online phone directory.
http://ukphonebook.lycos.co.uk/servlet/Search?s
Yes, my name really is Martin SPAMER;
Yes, it really p!$$ me off when people abuse my name;
Yes, it does cause me no end of grief;
Yes, I've heard all the wise cracks before;
No, I don't find them funny.
No, I refuse to be bullied into using an alias, how would you feel if I equated your name with thieving scumbags.
So if you wish to get on my bright side, do not use the term Spam or its derivatives use the term(s) unsolicited [ commercial | bulk | junk ] email.
thank you.
Martin Spamer
Re:unsolicited [ commercial | bulk | junk ] email (Score:5, Funny)
Please?
Re:unsolicited [ commercial | bulk | junk ] email (Score:2, Funny)
Signed,
Lawrence Unsolicited-JunkEmail, Jr.
Re:What I find strange (Score:5, Funny)
In short, the spammers are advertising... to themselves!
Re:Way to make an incorrect correction! ^2 (Score:2, Funny)
::hangs head in shame::
Re:Plural (Score:3, Funny)
No, you have to repeat it.
E.g: "Spam, spam, spam, spam; spam, spam, spam, spam; lovely spam, wonderful spam..." (etc.)
(You really need the Vikings to appreciate this).
Re:Alanis would love this. (Score:3, Funny)