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Google Exposes Web Surveillance Cams 453

An anonymous reader writes "Blogs and message forums buzzed this week with the discovery that a pair of simple Google searches permits access to well over 1,000 unprotected surveillance cameras around the world - apparently without their owners' knowledge." Apparently many of the cams are even aimable. Oops!
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Google Exposes Web Surveillance Cams

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  • by cainskltn ( 847151 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:02AM (#11303824)
    What is the search keyword.
  • by bigattichouse ( 527527 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:04AM (#11303831) Homepage
    This just underlines the engineer's problem with making something secure, yet making sure every moron in the U.S. can plug it in and turn it on and have it basically work.
    • by ackthpt ( 218170 ) * on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:13AM (#11303868) Homepage Journal
      This just underlines the engineer's problem with making something secure, yet making sure every moron in the U.S. can plug it in and turn it on and have it basically work.

      Well, it's really just another example of engineers doing the job right, only to then have a PHB of some ilk tell them, "Now I want to be able to watch this from my office or my cell phone or from home, etc." Where the Engineer exclaims, "Doh!" and does it because he/she's not paid to THINK.

    • Ok, I've clicked on the links mentioned and the results from google and I'm getting weather cams and empty offices.

      We all know why we jumped on this story so now somebody needes to deliver!
    • When given a choice, every manufacturer out there will make something easy to set up at the cost of being safe, out of the box. Just look at wireless access points: plug them in and they simply work. (Of course, you've just created a hotspot for your whole neighborhood) Clearly they have calculated that if they do not require you to go through the extra step of securing it, you are that much less likely to call them for tech support, or return the product.
    • by JPriest ( 547211 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @11:33AM (#11304233) Homepage
      These are not peoples personal webcams, these are $500 - $2000 buisness cameras [axis.com] most of them are watching traffic and empty offices, and seem to be intended for public access.
    • by elpapacito ( 119485 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @12:30PM (#11304401)
      It's not the job of engineers goddamit !

      I'm sick and tired of hearing marketing, human resources, finance and 99% of the world of "business" come cry me a river when they complain system doesn't work as expected because they didn't know what the customer really wanted. Not even the customer knew what he wanted, they all came to me saying " it must be cheap and basically print me money "

      Yeah sure and If I had the method I'd be working for you fools would I ?

      Go ask Alan Greenspan you yahoos !

      • by SamNmaX ( 613567 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @02:51PM (#11305187)
        It's not the job of engineers goddamit !

        I'm sick and tired of hearing marketing, human resources, finance and 99% of the world of "business" come cry me a river when they complain system doesn't work as expected because they didn't know what the customer really wanted. Not even the customer knew what he wanted, they all came to me saying " it must be cheap and basically print me money "

        A big part of engineering is figuring out what the user wants. The user can't be trusted to automatically know exactly what it is he wants that's possible to do. If as an engineer you simply take what's initially asked for, you likely won't get far. If something is impossible, you have to explain to your customer that it is, and provide alternatives. Make sure everyone knows exactly what's going on. While marketers, customers, etc. all have their own faults in the process, you can't simply pass the entire buck to them.

        As well, the issue of making something easy to use yet secure, as the grandparent post suggested, is not impossible nor impractical.

    • OK, so you can do a Google search for part of the URL and find all of the cameras that Google knows about.

      But why does Google know about them in the first place?

      Google (or any other indexing bot) can't find web pages that don't have a link to them. And, typically, they can only find sites that have links from other sites, or that have been "suggested" to the search engine by a user.

      So, somebody put a link to the webcam in a publically-accessible page somewhere. If somebody puts a link to a security cam o
      • But why does Google know about them in the first place?

        Publically-accessible referrer page logs.

        Let's say A.com/index.html links to B.com/index.html, and to A.com/referrerlog.html. B.com has three pages -- B.com/index.html, B.com/webcam.html, and B.com/referrerlog.html -- but B.com/index.html doesn't link to either of them. However, B.com/webcam.html has a link to B.com/index.html

        How does Google wind up with a link chain to B.com/webcam.html?

        Well, OwnerB checked B.com/webcam.html, and then hits the l
  • The URL I use (Score:3, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:06AM (#11303841)
    I use http://www.google.ca/search?q=inurl%3A%22axis-cgi% 2Fmjpg%22&btnG=Google to find them. It works great.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:06AM (#11303843)
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2 coff=1&q=inurl%3A%22MultiCameraFrame%3FMode%3D%22
  • This is why you should never trust some other company with your own surveillance needs. There are plenty of camera + software combinations that can do TCP/IP stuff and you can tinker with it yourself and set it up on your own apache server.

    I am sure someone will post with OSS software solutions.

    Aside from that, how many people really need web-enabled surveillance? Just record it to HD or have it monitored live in closed-circuit fashion.

    Brushfireb

    • Never tested it, but Zone minder [zoneminder.com] seems promising.
    • X10 anyone? (Score:2, Insightful)

      by ackthpt ( 218170 ) *
      This is why you should never trust some other company with your own surveillance needs. There are plenty of camera + software combinations that can do TCP/IP stuff and you can tinker with it yourself and set it up on your own apache server.

      Sure, and if you're inexperienced or a moron then you can do it wrong, just as these people have. High quality tools can still be misused by dolts.

      I am sure someone will post with OSS software solutions. Aside from that, how many people really need web-enabled surv

    • How else you gonna make sure you wife isin't gettin it on with the pool boy?
    • Perhaps beacuse a lot of regular people cant even figure out which hole to put the usb camera into? " there are 2, which one does it go into ".

      Remember the maket for these things are NOT techies.. ( few products really are, regardless of what many of us like to belive.. )

      Why webenabled? Well, a most small business owners want to know what is going on with their 'baby' 24/7. This way they can sit at home and check up on things without driving across town at 2am.

    • by wankledot ( 712148 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:58AM (#11304025)
      I work with IP video surveillance (among other things) for a living.

      This is a good example of why you SHOULD trust some other company. Chances are that company knows more than you do about setting up a system. Choosing the right people to work with is obviously important. I wouldn't trust myself to set up an alarm system for my offices, I would hire someone who knew what they were doing.

      Most of the good cameras out there have built-in webservers. Sending motion JPEG over a network from the embedded webserver on the camera is the most common and efficient way to manage a larger camera installation, especially if you are recording. If you have a school district with 10 sites, 5 cameras each, using a network video system and central recording is a fraction of the cost of a traditional CCTV or even DVR (digital recording of analog cameras) setup. Configuring the camera incorrectly leads to problems like this, taking a step backwards to CCTV or other technology is not the answer.

  • some cameras (Score:4, Informative)

    by cat.os.mandros ( 842677 ) <cat.os.mandros@gmail . c om> on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:11AM (#11303862)
    For the curious, here there is an article (in spanish, sorry) with some links to cams and what terms to search to find more, happy watching :)

    http://sindominio.net/suburbia/article.php3?id_art icle=146 [sindominio.net]
  • The best ones so far (Score:5, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:14AM (#11303870)
    I got a jump on this from the Boing Boing post a couple days ago. I use inurl:"axis-cgi/mjpg".
    This one seems to show every page printed off of some printer. http://81.72.76.218/view/index.shtml [81.72.76.218]. Right now it's some photo.
    This one http://217.148.2.106/view/index.shtml [217.148.2.106] shows somes bar (German?) that seems very active.
    This one http://24.173.235.172:8001/axis-cgi/mjpg/video.cgi ?camera=&showlength=1&resolution=640x480 [24.173.235.172] Shows animals under the knife, I've yet to catch a surgery yet.

    Anybody find any other cool ones?
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:17AM (#11303877)
    Use Google and search for the following:
    inurl:"ViewerFrame?Mode=" [google.com]
    or:
    inurl:"MultiCameraFrame?Mode=" [google.com]
  • by Janek Kozicki ( 722688 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:18AM (#11303881) Journal
    one [google.com] two [google.ca]

    I have clicked some of them, and indded some provide pictures of various random places, like shopping center, bureau, or parking lot. But I've noticed that some of them are asking for a password, or simply refuse to connect. Does it mean that admins had fast response to this issue? :)

    And btw - slashdotting thousands of cameras around the world is really funny. Karma prize for a person that finds the most interesting places!
  • interesting (Score:5, Informative)

    by mr_tommy ( 619972 ) * <tgrahamNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:21AM (#11303893) Journal
    On pages with non-enlish text (E.G. this one http://aquashop-es.miemasu.net/MultiCameraFrame?Mo de=Motion&Language=1)

    change language=1 to language=0 to get english text.
  • Daycares with cams (Score:3, Interesting)

    by FerretFrottage ( 714136 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:23AM (#11303899)
    While looking ofr daycare for my kids, I came across a few that offered web based cam viewing of the kids/classrooms. My wife thought it was a great idea til I suggested that anyone could potentially view the kids....sex offenders, children theft services, etc. Sure the school offered password based access, but any system that is turned on can be compromised. Maybe it's the paranoid dad in me, but while it may be nice to see what my kids and teachers are doing, it scares me that some pediphile may be watching what kids are doing, learning their favorite activites, and their overall daily schedule. The ped could even be a parent that has a kid registered at the school making access even easier. So in the end, I axed schools that has cams (especially wireless ones) and convinced my wife based on the reasons above.

    Perhaps some places have policies where the camera is on only for certain periods of time that vary weekly and IT departments that verify access logs, but I saw no such plans when I checked.

    • There is one school in the UK trialling this, but each parent has a username and password to prevent unauthorised access. Still, if a username/password combination is all that is required...
    • by Anonymous Coward
      Christ....A little paranoid huh? What happens when the kid has to walk out in pubic, are you gonna shroud it so no one can look at the kid? People have eyes and see other people out in public....When your kid is on the playground at your cam free daycare, how do you know some sicko isn't watching them?
    • If you agree with the Slashdot mantra that nothing is safe, you don't need cameras to learn the stuff you suggest. Not having the cameras makes it a little harder, not impossible.
    • by horza ( 87255 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @11:47AM (#11304284) Homepage
      Maybe it's the paranoid dad in me, but while it may be nice to see what my kids and teachers are doing, it scares me that some pediphile may be watching what kids are doing, learning their favorite activites, and their overall daily schedule. The ped could even be a parent that has a kid registered at the school making access even easier. So in the end, I axed schools that has cams (especially wireless ones) and convinced my wife based on the reasons above.

      You sound totally paranoid. The driver of your school bus could be a pedo. In fact don't take your kid to the beach, a pedo-infested hunting ground. Statistically walking down the street your kid may pass a few.

      Despite what the media may say, the world is populated by mostly normal people. Teaching your kid the dangers and a bit of common sense, and a CCTV camera by the school gates where the kids are picked up, should ensure nothing happens. Please don't inflict your irrational fears on your kids, the media and certain Prominent Politicians will be doing far too much of that already.

      Phillip.
    • by BorgCopyeditor ( 590345 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @12:28PM (#11304396)
      FerretFrottage (714136)

      Funny how people with one deviant obsession are so annoyed by people with another. ;-)

    • by danila ( 69889 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @12:42PM (#11304463) Homepage
      You are an idiot. It is an order of magnitude more likely that your child would be raped/coerced to sex by your brother, uncle, father, cousin or another relative. Not to mention that you are extremely likely to mess up the life of the child in the future with your paranoia. No, Cindy, you can't go on a hiking trip with your class, a pervert may be hiding in the woods. No, Cindy, you can't go to a prom, there might be a paedophile there. No, Cindy, I don't like that boyfriend of yours, he seems to be sexually attracted to young girls. Meanwhile you probably secretly fantasize [slashdot.org] about having sex with underage cheerleaders yourself...
      • by Cryptnotic ( 154382 ) * on Sunday January 09, 2005 @04:07PM (#11305621)
        Meanwhile you probably secretly fantasize about having sex with underage cheerleaders yourself...

        In case anyone didn't notice, danila looked up the posting history of FerretFrottage and found a post to use as incriminating evidence against him. This is a rather advanced flaming technique. I am quite impressed. Well done.

        • Meanwhile you probably secretly fantasize about having sex with underage cheerleaders yourself...

          In case anyone didn't notice, danila looked up the posting history of FerretFrottage and found a post to use as incriminating evidence against him. This is a rather advanced flaming technique. I am quite impressed. Well done.
          Technically, FerretFrottage is only flaming if [s]he is male, and so are the aforementioned cheerleaders.
      • by dj42 ( 765300 ) *
        I just thought I should point out this is one of those stats that loses its meaning out of context, sort of like "Most Car Accidents Occur Near Home, So Buckle Up Even For Short Trips". Well, yes, smartass, they do occur near home mostly. Why? Because 90% of car trips ARE NEAR HOME. IF you're constantly driving near where you live, it seems like it'd increase the chances of a wreck there, yes? Same with kids being hurt by their family. Who do they see more... random pedos walking down the street, or the
    • by mslinux ( 570958 )
      Perhaps some places have policies where the camera is on only for certain periods of time that vary weekly and IT departments that verify access logs, but I saw no such plans when I checked.

      You're joking, right? Daycare jobs pay below the poverty level. Their workers are a big percentage of the 'working poor'. You think they have enough money to pay 'IT Departments'... what planet are you from ;)
  • ooh (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Besatt ( 847902 )
    Holy crap: "women doing laundry".
  • detailed links (Score:4, Informative)

    by pollock ( 453937 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:26AM (#11303911) Homepage
    graffe.com [graffe.com] suggests searching for inurl:"ViewerFrame?Mode=" [google.com].

    You can do slightly bettter by searching for inurl:"MultiCameraFrame?Mode=" [google.com], as mentioned on Metafilter [metafilter.com].
    • Re:detailed links (Score:2, Informative)

      by mastervisi ( 639609 )
      Another fun keyword search is inurl:"/remote6/".
      Tracker Cam's use this in their urls. These cam's are they type that can be move around and seem to be one of the favs for "in the bedroom" used cam's.
      • Okay, whoever else is viewing http://216.76.95.195:8090/remote6/, stop panning to the window, I want to zoom in on the desk. It should be my turn to control the camera now.
  • Simple solution (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Snags ( 18929 ) * on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:26AM (#11303912) Journal
    It should be obvious, but any web server that doesn't want to be on google should serve up the appropriate robots.txt file. This includes webcams in their default configuration.
    • by Animaether ( 411575 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:57AM (#11304020) Journal
      It's not really obvious.

      If you don't want your webserver to be 'found' then either :
      A. don't put it online. (Right)
      B. security through obscurity: don't link to it, don't save a record of it. No links = no crawling/spidering.
      C. Put it behind a server-wise password

      Because in the end, Google may respect robots.txt but I, for one, don't when creating a local cache of a site using HTTrack .
      And I'd imagine there's search engines which ignore it just as well.
      • B. security through obscurity: don't link to it, don't save a record of it. No links = no crawling/spidering.

        That one isn't so reliable anymore. Doesn't the Google toolbar submit pages it visits for indexing?
        • Yes.

          Opera (the unregistered version with the ads) also uses Google to provide advertising, so anybody who browses to your site using Opera will make Google aware of your site. I had a page on my website that was linked to only from my IM profile, and I was looking through the logs and noticed someone use Opera to view my site, followed one second later by a bunch of hits from Google (probably trying to figure out what sort of ad to show.) Not linking to a page doesn't keep it secret in today's world - you
    • owning a veo webcam, which can be searched for in similar fashion (I did, before I bought mine) I can tell you, I can't do JACK to the mini-server built into the camera. I can but give the camera a firmware update..

      further, if security is the issue, there are indexes that IGNORE robots.txt file, (and I'm sure there are some that actively look for robots.txt that are exclusionary) not everyone lives by the motto "do no evil"

      a spider reading the robots.txt is a nice, perfect world, internet convention,

    • intitle:"Smoothwall Express" inurl:cgi-bin "up * days"

      Am I thinking too hard or isn't it common sense to disable external web access to a firewall... that'd be like putting your switching gear on the outside world... wtfmate

  • by dq5 studios ( 682179 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:26AM (#11303913) Homepage
    Johnny at IHackStuff has a huge list of fun things like this you can get from google.
    Here is the list of searches for network aware stuff: Google Cached since main site is down [64.233.187.104]
    Some search phrases for cameras are: "camera linksys inurl:main.cgi" and
    "powered by webcamXP" "Pro|Broadcast"

    Don't forget that google can limit results to region by using "site:.jp" or similar.
  • by Saeger ( 456549 ) <farrellj@nOSPam.gmail.com> on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:40AM (#11303954) Homepage
    ...or a glimpse at the "transparent society" [davidbrin.com]?

    In any case, I have to admit that one of my guilty pleasures used to be (before the slashdotting) this fun link to... 137 java-controllable webcams around the world: http://www.google.com/search?q=intitle%3Aliveapple t+inurl%3ALvAppl [google.com]

    A certain japanese construction site has made a lot progress lately. :)

  • Is this the first recorded instance of a wide array of small webcam servers getting simultaneously slashdotted?
  • Where's the bloody ZOOM!!
  • Root Password (Score:2, Informative)

    by nodnoL ( 837123 )
    There is also a known vulnerability with the root password

    http://cert.uni-stuttgart.de/archive/bugtraq/2001/ 12/msg00067.html [uni-stuttgart.de]
    • One of the things the linked article discusses is ways of setting default passwords that are unique(-ish) to a given unit. This is a solved problem - coded car radios.


      Many coded car radios can have the codes recovered or reprogrammed with a new code. Sometimes the codes can be determined from the serial number.

  • by nurb432 ( 527695 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:46AM (#11303981) Homepage Journal
    Since most of them are being used as simple security cameras for simi-public areas, there really isn't much secret data that is going to be discovered..

    So you can watch cars in a parking lot.. Or people mill around the mall...Big risk there..

    I don't see a big deal that most of them are not being locked down. Unless i missed something here..
    • The "big deal" to us on SlashDot is that a bunch of so-called security people have installed *something* without taking basic security precautions. The "big deal" to the general public is that, not only are they being watched at the mall or wherever, but the id10ts who installed the cameras are letting anyone, including terrorists, access the cameras.

      On the other hand, the general public won't give a damn about it, until someone convinces them that they have a right to walk through the mall without anyone

      • But 'terrorists' have eyes too. They can just go to the mall.. and look all they want.

        Go to the mall yourself, and you are seen by many eyes in person. Do i *personally* like being recorded, no as its no ones business i was shopping that day. But unfortunately in reality its little different then being viewed by people and them taking notes... so its a losing battle. ( actually thats my my 05 resolution, only pick battles that have a chance of being won, and drop the rest.. )

        By fearing that 'terrorists'
        • We're pretty much in agreement - people get all fired up about *anyone* at all being able to see them on a camera, without apparently realizing that the Mk1 Human Eyeball coupled to a Mk1 Human Brain is far better at image recognition than any generally available surveillance system. That's ignoring the possibility of military systems, which may be a bad assumption...
      • but the id10ts who installed the cameras are letting anyone, including terrorists, access the cameras.

        Is that sarcasm or stupidity? Without the correct smiley it's hard to tell.

        Actually, having surveillance cameras online is an excellent way to make people aware of how much they're being spied on. I might hope their reaction would be more "get rid of these things" than "stop the terrorists/paedophiles/whatever from accessing them.

  • by Numeric ( 22250 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @10:51AM (#11304003) Homepage Journal
    • > Google - home" Requires installation of activeX plug-in. Great video feeds.

      No, it doesn't - if you use homeJ.html links, there is a Java viewer that works on all platforms. Like in this search [google.com]. Some of them have even working controls, although most show boring construction sites.

  • by tcc ( 140386 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @11:02AM (#11304051) Homepage Journal
    If you look on axis's site, you see most of them atre ~640x480 resolution, one being 1280x960, toshiba also has one megapixel version but it's astronomically out of price reach for simple applications.

    With all of those sub 100 cameras that are going up to 3mpix these days, how come there aren't "HD"webcams or anything similar in the cheap end of the spectrum? it would be good enough for low-level consumer home security, and I'm sure it would sell like crazy. I know the image quality wouldn't be equal to the top webcam using CCD out there, but some application would require more resolution before perfect color reproduction.

    Anyways just a thought... If anyone could point me to something that already exists, it would be nice, as I am sure a lot of people here would jump on this... :)

    • Bandwidth is the answer. A camera at 640x480 at 30fps has to have compression turned *way* up to make it out the typical home user's 256k or 512k of upstream bandwidth.

      Next, the phillips TriMedia chip and competitors support real-time compression at 640x480 and are available in volume. Chips that can suport compression at higher resolutions aren't made in volume, so are much more expensive.

      Finally, if you need high resolution, just switch to a telephoto lens. If you need to look at several areas of det
  • Instead of using wireless on cameras, they could have used wired connections and allowed a VPN login. That might have been a *little* safer. So much for Closed Circuit TV.
  • Even eafter this story has been posted and many of the cameras have been slashdotted the admins still wont have a clue.

    These have been known for a while. It's hardly breaking news. I visit the site soetimes. There is a lot more than cameras. There are links for usernames, passwords, databases, etc.
  • iSight (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Writer ( 746272 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @11:14AM (#11304122)
    I heard about this sort of security problem when CU-SeeMe first came out years ago and I'm surprised it has become an issue again. Apple's iSight has a built-in iris that closes when you twist the lens, and twisting the lens also doubles as a switch for turning the camera on and off as well as launching iChat AV. Plus, there's a little LED that lets you know when it's on. I always thought that webcams should always have a physical lens cap on them because just for that added security, and never considered getting one until the iSight came out.
  • This is not a design problem. Because if it was a design problem, then we should be abandoning TCP/IP altogether. The real problem is that the Internet was given to the masses while it was still in a "beta" or "release candidate" stage. One of the things that should have been in place before everyone and his brother got internet access is VPN. These cameras wouldn't be a problem if they were behind a firewall and the only access is via VPN or some other method of tunneling. Perhaps if the boxes were la
  • Of course if you put in place the elements of a Big Brother state then they will be abused. Three working for the UK authorities have been suspended [bbc.co.uk] for perving through a young ladies window, goodness knows how they got found out. I'm sure 99.99% of these cases are never detected.

    Phillip.
  • I remember doing the exact same thing on Altavista. The default full install of IRIX on Indy workstations had a webserver that would serve images from the IndyCam perched on the granite Sony monitor in many computer labs and offices. The trick was finding ones that were enabled, or didn't have the little door shut. There were a few that were on.
  • How it should be? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by digitaltraveller ( 167469 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @11:42AM (#11304267) Homepage
    As David Brin frames it - I've stolen his opinion for this post, the key issues are transparency and egalitarianism.
    The fact that we can look is not the problem. The problem with surveillance cameras is when people can look at us, but we can't look back.

    Wouldn't it be better if a women going to her car can look at surveillance cameras up the block to make sure she will arrive safely? Or a citizen's watch groups can virtually patrol it's own neighbourhood?

    The key problem is when a select few can control and abuse the technology and possibly enforce the law selectively. For example, corrupt cops losing video evidence of them beating someone to death.

    I'm not completely sold on the idea, but it's an opinion worth considering.
    Transparent Society [davidbrin.com]
  • http://lobbycamera2.abia.org/view/index.shtml
  • by slashmojo ( 818930 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @01:17PM (#11304652)
    Its not such a bad idea to make security cameras publicly viewable (although allowing the public to conrtol them is another matter) for example it essentially gives you a whole world full of witnesses to whatever events may happen..

    Lets say your local friendly 'protection' dude wanders in to your shop one day asking for money 'or else'.. you can either..

    a) inform him that his every move is being watched by a million slashdotters..

    b) pull your gun out from under the counter and blow his brains out - then tell the police there's plenty of witnesses to interview.. ;)

  • Shortcut (Score:3, Funny)

    by Tablizer ( 95088 ) on Sunday January 09, 2005 @02:13PM (#11304973) Journal
    If someone tells us, "Get outside more", does this count?

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