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Internet Explorer 7 To Be XP Only
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Zonk
on Sat Jul 23, 2005 03:33 PM
from the more-for-the-fox dept.
from the more-for-the-fox dept.
WindozeSux writes "The new Microsoft browser, Internet Explorer 7 will only be available for users of Windows XP. However, due to the fact the that a large amount of Windows users do not own Windows XP, IE7 is expected to boost the amount of Firefox users. From the article: 'Improvements in Firefox, along with IE 7 restrictions, could lead to a dramatic increase in the open-source browser's market share, according to Dotzler.'"
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Another Dupe, Zonk (Score:5, Funny)
Stop the spread of Firefox! (Score:5, Funny)
We must fight against the Mozilla organization, for it distributes a "gateway OSS", which leads users down the path towards more powerful OSS, such as perl and emacs, which can be downright dangerous, leading to all sorts of permanent afflictions such as repetitive stress syndrome (featured in the well-known film, "Ctrlfinger"), as well as a gluttonous addiction to loosely typed programming languages. Over time, they tend to turn into "hackers," exploiting and even distributing OSS from their basements. This is just the first stage.
In Stage II, they join nefarious communities, with alien names such as "comp.theory," even wasting weeks and weeks to learn foreign languages just to communicate in locations such as "ruby-dev". They also begin typing in tongues. Just the other day, at our clinic, I walked across one addict with a window open, or I think it was a window -- the screen was all weird with footprints and insignia all over it, and in it he was writing material which looked like text yet did not read like text. It looked like he was trying to express something with a violent combination of chomps and chops and splices!
At Stage III, they begin idol-worship -- of demons and penguins, displaying their idols in public with stickers on their laptops. They begin to find pleasure in strange, alien activities, like changing their keyboard layouts around so that nobody else can use them, and buying calculators that read in input in some backwards order, with no equals key, and then they become fanatics who insist that everybody should learn this backwards method! If you ever see somebody lend out a calculator and then smirk when a borrower innocently walks away, you know they have reached Stage III.
At Stage IV, they wonder how to emulate their freshly bought calculator on their computer, in one of the tongues that they have learned. Those who have spent weeks of using the powerful and addictive OSS called perl begin to write "rpn.pl" in progressively smaller scripts, using that violent abortion of chops and slices. First, they make one that works in twelve lines, which is unhealthily short already. Then they naturally levitate towards three lines, two lines, one and a half lines, exhibiting some obsession towards achieving their goal in less than 80 characters. Some succeed, but only after several nervous breakdowns and complete distachment from spouse and family. Some begin their ramblings with references to primates, as seen in one quotation I've seen,
perl -ape 'eval(("\$s[-2]$_=pop\@s",q[push@s,$_])[!/^[-+*\/
If they succeed, this usually means that Stage V has been reached. It is believed that they begin to realize that they are seriously damaged, because they rather suddenly start mumbling about the "brainfuck" they're enduring. This realization dies away quickly, as they type out long meaningless random strings.
Occasionally, they manage to come out from their mental ruts, but only for short periods of time. These spells give our researchers a rare glimpse at what happens to their minds, as they make repeated references to things that don't exist, except perhaps in their hallucinations. They still have connections to their dreamworld. For example, I mentioned to one patient about how my niece got an A++ on a recent examination in school. And the patient replied, "She got a B? Well, better luck next time." He must have misheard, or so I thought, so I answered, "No, she got an A++," enunciating the A + + slowly. And the patient smiled knowingly, responding: "Exactly. I hope she gets an A next time." I gave up on that conversation.
There are further stages of this terrible affliction, but they would be too graphic to list here. My point is, this "Firefox" isn't just a harmless OSS that causes minor but and temporary impairment; it is the first step of a path towards destruction, and we must fight its spread with all our resources.
Re:Stop the spread of Firefox! (Score:5, Informative)
That's an RPN calculator. It only understands the four basic operations. You need to remove the space between ] and $ for it to work (which Slashdot added).
For example, run it, and type
3 5 + 2 *
You'll get the value of (3 + 5) * 2 printed out.
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Re:Stop the spread of Firefox! (Score:3, Funny)
$ dc
3 5 + 2 * p
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Re:Mod Parent Up (Score:5, Funny)
Mods don't read before they submit their moderations. Heavens know I never do... O_o
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Re:Mod Parent Up (Score:5, Insightful)
Every time I'm trying to be funny, Slashdot mods give me a +5, INTERESTING or INSIGHTFUL. Every time I'm trying to be insightful or interesting, they give me a +5, FUNNY.
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Skeptical (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Skeptical (Score:5, Insightful)
of course, there is the automatic windows update system, which will tell users to upgade, and they will do it.
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Re:Skeptical (Score:4, Insightful)
You could put an update called "TROJAN! DON"T INSTALL OMG!!",
along with numerous confirmation messages, and users will still install it.
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Re:Skeptical (Score:3, Insightful)
Mmmm, I love sweeping generalisations...
(This comment posted from Firefox 1.0.6 on XP SP2)
Re:Skeptical (Score:5, Funny)
I will not post to slashdot while drunk. I will not post to slashdot while drunk. I will not...
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Re:Skeptical (Score:5, Funny)
Why not post to /. while drunk? It's how I get all my '+5, Funny' moderations!
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Re:Skeptical (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Skeptical (Score:5, Funny)
Also, has anyone else caught the virus that prevents all of the websites they look at from working properly? I seem to have it and can't figure out how to fix it...
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Re:Skeptical (Score:3, Insightful)
When I actually get around to buying that dual core A64, then I'll have a reason to upgrade (XP64). Until then, 2k does everything I need.
Re:Skeptical (Score:4, Insightful)
While I agree that this is specifically targeted to corporate users still running on 2000 - since IE is known to be the number one security problem, corporate techs will definitely be interested in a new browser - I doubt Firefox will get much if any benefit out of it.
I just don't think a new browser is worth the pain of upgrading an entire corporation from 2000 to XP, if it hasn't been done already by that corporation. So corporations on 2000 are not likely to be upgrading to XP based on IE7.
At the same time, I don't think any corporate management currently STILL on IE 5-6 will bother to upgrade to Firefox in any great numbers that will be noticeable. I'm sure some of their techs will recommend it, especially given that it's free, but there is the problem, for some corporations at least, about compatibility between their in-house browser-based apps (granted, not a huge number) and Firefox.
Bottom line: If it costs them money to upgrade either the OS OR the browser without a clear payback in better security or productivity, they won't do it. It's the same problem as with Linux - it's not that they WON'T benefit, it's that they don't PERCEIVE the benefit.
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Re:Skeptical (Score:3)
I'm not sure the reason why. Accountability seems to be a major issue. to recommend firefox and have mission critical failures puts the blame solely
Re:Skeptical (Score:3, Insightful)
Because your employer purchased the machine for one and only one reason -- to make them money. They didn't buy it so you could fuck around with it like it was your damned toy.
As far as your boss is concerned, there's no difference between you "trying" to install firebox on your work machine, and the counter person at McDonalds "trying" to install firefox on the cash register.
Someday, you might work in a development or IT job, where your boss feels inclined to trust your judg
Re:Skeptical (Score:4, Insightful)
Your bosses should read Marcus Ranum's rant about that, called "Stupid On Software."
His point: NO company ever sues a software company for software that fails. (Actually, of course, there are breach of contract suits all the time, but it's almost never COTS software, it's contracted software.)
Companies want "accountability", but they NEVER hold software companies like Microsoft "accountable." It's strictly a CYA maneuver to cover them with their bosses.
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A large amount of Windows users (Score:5, Funny)
I'd say that a large amount of the Windows XP users also do not own Windows XP...
Re:A large amount of Windows users (Score:5, Informative)
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Yet Another Reason Why... (Score:5, Insightful)
...making the browser part of the OS is a Bad Idea. If it was "just an app", it could (probably) easily be made to run on Win2K. Since it's in bed with the OS, upgrading the browser now requires an SP-level update to the OS.
Dumb. Very dumb.
Re:Yet Another Reason Why... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Yet Another Reason Why... (Score:3, Insightful)
Also, as IE 7 was originally slated to be Vista/Longhorn only, and they know backport it to XP, I wonder if the backporting of Avalon (or Indigo, but Avalon should be the mest relevant here) is related. That, too, will only be available under XP SP2/2003 SP1, and if they have made the UI or rendering engine to make use of Avalon, we wouldn't talk about only a few API
Backward compatible (Score:5, Insightful)
Nonsense (Score:5, Insightful)
What does a business benefit, if their current software does the job? Is a new version of Word going to suddenly make all of a secretary's documents better? Are their spreadsheets suddenly going to command more attention?
And as far as IE7 is concerned, what will it bring to a business whose intranet is optimized for IE6?
None of these increase cashflow; in fact, they will probably reduce productivity with all the Help Desk calls it'll generate when the new software doesn't look exactly like the old.
Most businesses will get IE7 when they buy new machines, not before.
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Re:Backward compatible (Score:5, Informative)
Sure. Except that kernel 2.0 came out early 1996 (or was it late 1995), while XP came out in 2001. It would be more like dumping support for kernel 2.2 (which was still in stable Debian until Sarge was released a few months ago).
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As expected... (Score:3, Insightful)
But how long will it be before M$ discontinues IE7 updates for users of XP given that that OS is almost 5 years old? I am still not so happy with Firefox on Linux mainly because it looks a bit ugly as compared to its windows counterpart. I am sure work is being done in this department.
Good news for Windows users! (Score:5, Insightful)
Part of the reasons MS's product releases take so long and are so complex is their obligation to be backwardly compatible with all previous versions. And they've done a great job of it. (I have software that was written in 1994 for Windows 3.1 and it still runs fine on XP.)
Cutting the cord and telling Windows user's they must have XP is tough love, but will likely result in a more stable product and faster maintenance releases.
This approached worked great for Apple when they went to OS X.
Sam
Re:Good news for Windows users! (Score:5, Insightful)
Proof? Let's put Win98 next to XP and see which is more stable.
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Re:Good news for Windows users! (Score:4, Insightful)
Not many, I'm sure. But is that due to Windows 98's marvelous security or is it due to other reasons?
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Not good news for the web (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not good news for the web (Score:3, Interesting)
IIRC Microsoft has specifically stated they will NOT support CSS2 - they claim it's a "flawed standard".
Typical.
And you can bet they'll add a number of "extensions" to maintain control of the Web market - no doubt about that at all. "Featuritis" is the terminal Microsoft disease and they WILL add incompatible "features" to the new browser that idiots will take advantage of, thus perpetuating the browser problem for another five years at least.
If MS were smart.... (Score:3, Interesting)
....they'll release versions of Internet Explorer 7 for Windows 2000 and Windows ME as well. Heck, they should release IE 7 for Windows 98 and Windows NT 4. There are still tens of millions of users (like myself) still using these older versions of Windows, who don't feel like "upgrading" to XP, and who won't have an updated Internet Explorer browser. However, the latest Firefox is readily available for every Windows version that supports Win32 except for Windows NT 3.x. If Microsoft truly cared about trying to steal Firefox's thunder, they should port Internet Explorer to a few older versions of Windows. I don't know too many people who would spend $100+ for an operating system just for a browser.
Well, it doesn't look like I'm giving up Firefox on my Windows NT laptop. Long live Firefox!
Flawed reasoning (Score:5, Insightful)
They'll just ignore the announcement and keep on using IE 6.0, 5.5, and 5.0, just as they have been for years.
What? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What? (Score:3, Insightful)
Point by point:
So... (Score:3, Funny)
No wonder Bill Gates is complaining about software piracy. All Windows user should own a legal copy of Windows XP.
MS is a victim of it's own success (Score:3, Insightful)
Thus, MS is screwed no matter what they do:
If they choose door #1, they will ultimately destroy themselves trying to secure the versions of their products that run on a fundamentally insecure base. They know this.
If they choose door #2, the A group users will continue to use their existing platform for as long as possible. When MS's lack of support finally burns them, they will jump ship and migrate to Linux/Mac (which are more than capable for light E-Mail, Web, music, the occasional document, etc) because their old PII is incapable of running XP, let alone Vista. The group B users will probably grudgingly upgrade and keep an eagle eye out for any escape route. They know this too.
Ultimately, because of this effect, MS will see a huge loss of market share because thier current business strategy (Provide the minimum quality of software needed to keep users from jumping ship) fails in the face of mature competitors (Linux, Mac, Solaris (?)). Then they will be forced to clean their platform up and take their place alongside other vendors. Competition is wonderful.
Microsoft undoubtedly knows all of this, and is trying to delay it as long as possible by trying to find a less-unacceptable mix of options 1 and 2. Eventually, they will have to start weaning users off of old platforms. This is it.
Double Standard (Score:5, Insightful)
My boss will be so happy (Score:3, Insightful)
Now I have justification to replace IE on every machine with firefox, since inevitably some sites will become IE7 only and Firefox has done pretty well in rendering even these IE only broken websites.
This may even help justify not ever buying XP and waiting until the next windows release.
MS just lost a big sale and saved us a ton of money!
DirectX (Score:4, Interesting)
However, this leverage actually has some effect, because a lot of games don't include both DirectX and OpenGL support, and hardware manufacturers have no interest in writing new drivers for old OSes when the DirectX component won't even work on the old OS. So, in order to play the next generation of games, users are forced to upgrade.
On the other hand, in the web browsing arena, any competent web browser gives you the same functionality as IE (if not better), and there are several to choose from. What's more, the current crop of web browsers is not under threat of obsolescence, since web standards don't change nearly fast enough to make that happen. IE7 not working in anything earlier than XP might not create a mass exodus to Firefox, but it also won't cause mass upgrades to XP, as long as IE6 still works.
Note that I'm not saying that Microsoft's original intentions related to either DirectX or IE7 were to coerce users into upgrading. However, I'm sure that once their team of marketing wonks got ahold of the idea, any concerns held by the programmers about unsupported users were quickly cut asunder.
Re:I love the smell of FUD in the morning (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't remember anyone suing RH for cutting the support for RH 9.x and before, or not releasing a binary of a new product for the RH platform.
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Re:lawsuits? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:lawsuits? (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't expect to be able to run OO.o on Slackware 1.0 out-of-the-box, and I don't expect IE7 to have to run on old software either.
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Re:lawsuits? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Suing Firefox? (Score:5, Informative)
Actually, you didn't pay for IE. You payed for Windows, and IE came free with it. It was a cunning move Microsoft made back in the day.
In fact, It was a good move on Microsoft's part to make IE free. Since IE is based on NCSA Mosiac technology, MS agreed to pay a small quarterly license fee plus a share of the profits from IE to NCSA. Since IE has been free for the past decade, all NCSA has gotten has been the small quarterly license fees.
NCSA thought they had a good deal, but ended up getting the short end of the stick.
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Re:Suing Firefox? (Score:5, Informative)
Wow. Just wow.
There is far more to the law than whether you pay for something. Try asking a lawyer about promissory estoppel, and enjoy.
Microsoft no doubt have all kinds of disclaimers written into their EULAs about not being liable for more than the price paid for the software, etc. So do many other firms. I'm not aware of these ever being tested in court anywhere, which makes me suspect it's clear to lawyers that they are valid (given the obvious scope for massive damages if it weren't, and how long they've been routine for).
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Re:Own XP? (Score:5, Informative)
Oh, yeah, that made a big fucking dent in his point.
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Re:nothing really assounding here (Score:5, Interesting)
However, according to this site [microsoft.com], Microsoft is going to support IE6 until September 2006. I'm not really sure what that means since they haven't updated the browser significantly in 2 years or so.
IE7 will be bundled with Longhorn, and people will likely continue to use whatever is bundled on their PC's... I don't see IE's dominance letting up anytime soon, despite Firefox being a superior browser (in my opinion).
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