IF bugs, THEN marketing director eats insects 151
Anonymous Coward writes "Ambrosia Software, Inc. announced that it would force Marketing Director Jason Whong to eat real insects if any Fall/Winter 1999 or Spring 2000 product shipped with a bug. Check it out at Bug free pledge. " Excellent.
two things (Score:1)
[b] did these folks snarf this article from segfault or something? not that i've seen it on segfault but it sounds about right for an appearance there
Re:Good fuel for User Friendly (Score:1)
Re:Marketing (Score:1)
But not even Knuth will claim to write bugfree code.
-- Abigail
Re:Haha, that's awesome! (Score:1)
/me goes and plays Apeiron
:D
Re:WTF is a durian? (Score:1)
Re:How do you figure that? (Score:1)
Not a troll!!! (Score:1)
I LOVE the idea of seeing Gates eat bugs really, although I wouldn't want to be cruel to so many perfectly innocent insects....
Re:Bugs are a delicacy! (Score:1)
Do you feel that reading
Do you show
Are many of your fellow co-workers there Linux users at home?
If you can, be an innovator for Linux games, not just 'if case it happens'
Thanks,
Flamebait, rude. (Score:1)
I don't have much to say, other than, I can't believe you posted it...
Hoo-ha! (Score:2)
Speaking of marketting flacks, I once heard both music and sound effects from the game Apeiron [ambrosiasw.com] on a commercial for Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I only saw it once, and no one believed me. I couldn't have been the only one, will someone confirm this? It may have been made by the local station, channel 46 in Atlanta.
I doubt they got permission. It would be ironic, considering how uptight Paramount has been about copyright infringment by overzelous fans.
Bugs are a delicacy! (Score:1)
What insects to eat? (Score:1)
Insect consumption.. (Score:4)
Mmmmmm... locusts. (Score:1)
And hey, it's not a cheap marketing stunt. It's an amusing marketing stunt.
Going to play Harry the Handsome Executive right now.
Remember Metcalfe? (Score:1)
Re:Does anyone else think (Score:3)
Re:Probably no biggie for Mr. Whong (Score:1)
You're right, and African too. I have lived in Zambia for some time and although it was repulsive at first I soon learned to enjoy roasted grasshoppers and ants -- the ants being particular delicious.
I wonder why we haven't developed a taste for insects in Europe and the US...
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Sounds familiar... (Score:1)
Anyhow, any unofficial word as to when we should be looking for a playable demo from you all? It looks awesome and I'd love to see a Linux demo as soon as it becomes available.
question (Score:1)
Fax machine smashing (Score:1)
http://www.AmbrosiaSW .com/Ambrosia_Times/May_98/5.3HowTo.html" [ambrosiasw.com]
Andrew Welch
el Presidente
Ambrosia Software, Inc. [ambrosiasw.com]
Re:What insects to eat? (Score:1)
IF .. THEN ..? (Score:1)
..sounds like a Microslothized language.
I like this idea. I hope they televise it, if they screw up.
First post..?
The *Marketing* Director? (Score:4)
Result: "I'm gonna code me a minivan this afternoon!"
I sure hope this marketing director gets along well with the developers. I can imagine a few marketing types who would inspire exactly the wrong behavior -- "Let's see, here's a mealworm for you, and a couple of grasshoppers, and here -- in line 3327 -- is a nice big roach!"
Haha, that's awesome! (Score:1)
If I bought software, I'd buy theirs, just to support people with such an unusual - in a good way - corporate frame of mind! (no, I don't pirate it.. i only use opensource stuff)
hmmm reminds me of .... (Score:1)
"Can of Worms" (Score:2)
hehehe...... (Score:1)
hehehehehehehe......
Re:Oh dear lord (Score:1)
Yeah, it's called Perl
What about Rob Malda doing the same? (Score:2)
CmdrTaco and Hemos should have to eat a Madagascar Hissing Cockroack [spiritone.com] for each bug found on /.
Re:Haha, that's awesome! (Score:1)
Check out Escape Velocity and Avara while you check out their web site [ambrosiasw.com]. Two of the few pieces of shareware I've registered so far.
Re:Hoo-ha! (Score:1)
That's not the only one. I was watching some pop-'net show (PBS?) and they used music from Barrak (one of my fave wastes of time). Anybody else have another Ambrosia audio sighting... err, hearing?
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Re:Hoo-ha! (Score:1)
Re:Hoo-ha! (Score:1)
More recently, Eric Speier was contracted to write several original tracks for Mars Rising, Slithereens, and the upcoming Ferazel's Wand. This guy rocks!
Hey, grow up! (Score:1)
Forget bugs, let's see some cash. (Score:1)
Compare that to marketing director whose willing to have a bug meal??? No comparison torwards the goal of good programming.
Re:question (Score:1)
His posts are automatically moderated up because rob wrote a little bit o' perl code that adjusts the scores of posters who frequently score high brownie points with the moderators.
Yeah, that's funny and all, but... (Score:2)
When the Linux 2.0.0 kernel came out in January, it didn't even take them four months before 2.0.9 came out. At least 8 of those kernel updates included bugfixes; most likely all 9 of them did.
Keep in mind that we're not even going into bugs throughout an entire average Linux system -- we're talking about all the bugfixes just for the kernel.
Hmmm, what was that old saying about people in glass houses...? :)
Cheers,
ZicoKnows@hotmail.com
Re:Not quite? (Score:1)
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Been There, Done That (Score:1)
I wasn't too surprised when one of the guys actually did find five bugs a day for five straight days. Nor was I scared of holding up my end of the deal. I've eaten giant waterbugs and grasshoppers in Southeast Asia, and was looking forward to it.
Of course, finding insects to eat can be a challenge, but I managed to get a bunch of fat, juicy crickets at the local pet shop, in time for a party with all my co-workers in attendance. I had a few beers beforehand, but by the end of the evening I had downed five live-and-wriggling crickets. Kinda crunchy, gooey inside, and a bit sour. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Re:the next billion (Score:1)
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Re:Probably no biggie for Mr. Whong (Score:1)
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Re:question (Score:1)
BTW, i've been watching
The RAD book (Score:1)
by Steve C McConnell
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ts/book-custo
Even though it's published by Microsoft Press it isn't MS focused or specific. It is easy to read, enjoyable(!) and informative.
Re: (Score:1)
define "bug" (Score:1)
even though they do not result in a segmentation
fault. I don't think it's obvious where to draw
the line.
The behavior of the X selection is buggy in
my opinion, but if you ask the guys who
implemented it they'll tell you it's a feature.
Re:Ha ha! (Score:1)
So although he's been quiet on the gaming front, he's still maintaining a presence with his other projects.
It's not a bug, it's a feature! (Score:2)
Is it:
a fatal system crash that hangs the PC?
a fatal program crash that kills the process?
an unexpected or unintuitive behavior on part of the software?
corrupted graphics in some tight action situation?
a divergence between specs and implementation?
a poor choice of colors or fonts on part of a developer?
the failure to support, or support completely, some obscure piece of hardware?
weird interaction with some other software?
unreasonable system requirements?
etc...
Sounds like Hakuna Matata time for Mr. Whong.
How 'bout some shrimps? (Score:1)
A scale is needed (Score:1)
A minor bug, like bad painting of GUI -- you can choose the bug, cook it, use salt etc.
A medium severity bug, that doesn't cause data loss -- you should eat ugly and nasty bugs like roaches.
A severe bug, that destroys data, compromises security or makes your CPU melt -- you should eat live roaches, in a single gulp (think about those little legs and wings moving inside your mouth).
This practice would do more for software quality than all CASE tools, methodologies, objects, formal proofs, design-by-contract, lint programs etc. combined.
Dare to match Knuth's proposal (Score:1)
Re:Hey, grow up! (Score:1)
I tried it as some sort of traditional myth. I only saw it being sold on the street once, so it's very rare. Don't ask me how was it because I only remember some complicated and plain taste. Westerner who eat bug is very strange, they go for the protein and "freak/gross" factor, at least that's what I read. What's the point of that, impress your date or something?
Don't let those people fool you, I never ate a cat and never talk to a young man who did. We eat big Mac now hehe.
CY
How do you figure that? (Score:1)
1/100 + 2/100 + 4/100 +
does not converge.
Re:Hoo-ha! (Score:1)
Re:Its only fun if he throws up... (Score:1)
Well if you like the things... (Score:1)
If you think the things taste good, eat all the bugs you want. That leaves more pizza for the rest of us.
Me, I'M forced to remember Samuel L. Jackson's line from Pulp Fiction:
"Sewer Rat might taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know, 'cause I ain't gonna eat the filthy motherfu*ka"
Re:question (Score:1)
what do you consider !newbie ?
Not that I have anything against newbies in most contexts (excepting IRC and when they're on my systems, I guess), but having a user number below, oh, say, 10,000 would be a good start (you are... 22743). I guess that number has to keep increasing, though.
- gr (4059, not that it matters)
Re:WTF is a durian? (Score:1)
And the taste - Onion-flavoured ice cream
Ambrosia SW (Score:1)
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'I love it when somebody's own sig describes how much they suck so much
more concisely and elegantly than I possibly ever could.'
hmm (Score:1)
Re:Ha ha! (Score:1)
Avara 1.0.0 came out while I was in high school--and hasn't EVER been patched, cheated on, or broken in a major way.
Er, not sure what crack you're smoking, but I want some.
There is a wealth of bugs in Avara (player movement in close situations and polygon clipping through other polygons are to that jump right to mind), and it most certainly was cheated on - not within the game, but within the registration system.
In fact, that's the reason Juri ditched the whole project (too many people pirating, too few actually paying for the software), according to some things he and Andrew Welch said on (EFNet) IRC.
There was talk of a community-spawned Avara 2 which was mentioned for a while on avara.com [avara.com], but the links have disappeared and I don't remember the url straight to the files (which could well not be there any more either), but I really doubt that'll ever happen. EFNet #avara still exists, but it relates to that game about as much as #marathon does to Bungie's Marathon these days, I imagine.
It's a pity, Avara is a really good game that lends itself well to network play by focusing on gameplay and dispensing with silly things like true-to-life graphics. Worked speedily on my 28.8 as Quake X does on a T1. (Yes, I registered, thank you very much.)
Re:Hoo-ha! (Score:1)
You didn't really think that people played around with sound generators and such at every game development house, did you?
Good grief, that'd be a tremendous waste of time and effort.
So, no Ambrosia [ambrosiasw.com] (probably) doesn't own the sound effects in most of its games, id [idsoftware.com] doesn't own the shotgun/door/whatever sounds in Doom or Quake, Bungie [bungie.com] doesn't own any (to the best of my knowledge) sounds in the Marathon series, etcetera.
Since Ambrosia folks seem to be watching this thread, you guys want to clear this up further?
Re:Well if you like the things... (Score:1)
Interesting. Back in my bachelor days, my Taiwanese roommate turned me on to fried grasshoppers (mmmm, crunchy & chewy, damn good with beer) and Korean kim chi (great on hot dogs, btw), but he wouldn't touch pizza with a ten-foot pole -- melted cheese was the grossest stuff he'd ever encountered. And the smell of melted butter was revolting to him. Needless to say, I only ate Western when he was away.
Re:What insects to eat? (Score:1)
They list a possible bug menu, however I did notice one arachnid on there.
LK
Re:Forget bugs, let's see some cash. (Score:1)
As a standing offer, he pay $2.56 for each error in any of the books he's written. Why? [stanford.edu]... because it's a "hexadecimal dollar".
Hmmm. I guess there *is* a way to drain the M$ multi-billion dollar war chest...
Re:Haha, that's awesome! (Score:1)
Re:The *Marketing* Director? (Score:1)
I know of a real live company that offered $25 for every bug the programmers found and fixed. They had to cancel the program because it went over budget. (Can't say who, though.)
Oh like this really matters.... (Score:3)
J:)
Marketing (Score:1)
Does anyone else think (Score:2)
Seriously, they make games. Games never have bugs, take it from an old hand. Only features.
Ask our graphics programmer, Dave Rosenthal. Not a day goes by when his code isn't full of
Oh dear lord (Score:1)
Oh, and if I may be allowed to be pedantic for a moment. They're also apparently unfamiliar with Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: "There's always one more bug."
His response. (Score:3)
"I think that someone should be responsible for bugs. The thing is, we can't make the programmers eat bugs, because programmers are pretty high up on the totem pole, and we don't want to alienate them. And I can't ask my boss, Andrew, to eat the bugs, because he is my boss."
"That's why I am making the wager."
"Shipping a product without bugs is a goal that I think we can achieve. We have done that before with some of our games. Shipping every product between now and next July without bugs is going to be the challenge."
"I wonder what Apple was thinking when it said "Yum."?"
Re:The *Marketing* Director? (Score:1)
haha...
Probably no biggie for Mr. Whong (Score:2)
This sort of thing has cropped up before. And it has always been due to human error.
More Bug Recipes (Score:1)
Its only fun if he throws up... (Score:1)
For all we know he has a taste for bugs and this may well be a way for him to get a decent meal in during working hours.
Soon we'll be seeing plenty of these, "I'll have sex with a minor if this doesn't get 100% of the market!"
yum (Score:1)
Re:WTF is a durian? (Score:1)
You can buy durian flavoured icecream over there, it's not that bad.
Re:Yeah, that's funny and all, but... (Score:2)
Re:question (Score:1)
Re:The *Marketing* Director? (Score:1)
You should send that recipe to the dude, so that he dooesn't have to suffer too much (if there is a bug)..
Alex Bischoff
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Re:question (Score:1)
Anyhow, this newbie will shuttup until he enters the magic percentile.
Re:question (Score:2)
When the default score system came out, my first comment about it was:
"I don't know about this. Most of my posts are pretty pointless -- like this one."
IIRC, that post ended up at 4.
The only hack I have is using Anonymous Coward sometimes for those things I just HAVE to say, but which might annoy some moderators. Sometimes I guess wrongly. The AC post actually gets moderated up [slashdot.org], and I'm left going, "D'oh!"
Re:The RAD book (Score:1)
Hmmm! (Score:1)
I kind of miss living in Texas with id software basicly down the road from where I worked, Dallas is a really nice place =)
Bug Fair (Score:1)
Leilah
Re:WTF is a durian? (Score:1)
this is one of those things which you either like or hate - I've heard them described as smelling like "rotten kerosene" - they have a decidedly pungent smell - the day someone actually did bring one into work it stunk up the whole building.
On the other hand a friend of mine from Singapore loves them, she claims they have a sensuous taste (after you get past the smell) - and it's kinda like garlic (but more so) - once you start eating it you tend to smell of it and people who aren't eating it tend to stay away from you.
I've see 'no durian' signs in Asian airports (picture of fruit in red circle/slash) - you can get them here in the US - but it's not easy (I have no idea how they transport them here)
Re:Insect consumption.. (Score:2)
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Re:Bugs are a delicacy! (Score:1)
BTW, I live in Rochester, own a Mac, and tons of us Mac users still want internet EV. Go Ambrosia!
Re:Insect consumption.. (Score:1)
Re:The *Marketing* Director? (Score:1)
Not quite? (Score:1)
I suspect the Marketing director believed he agreed to the later. Developing software with a zero tolerance for bugs is damn expensive. If you disagree you need to read the RAD book.
Ha ha! (Score:1)
China Airlines policy for Y2K (Score:1)
Good fuel for User Friendly (Score:1)
Ants aren't too bad (Score:1)
* - They taste...weird. But not bad. There's just nothing to compare the taste to. Heck, some of you would probably find Twizzlers less palatable...
For the cynics... (Score:1)
For a little background info, this page [ambrosiasw.com] has details on how it got started.
Jason Wong Renfield? (Score:2)
It's a conspiracy, I tell ya. This guy's either a closet bug-muncher, or his cousin is fixin' to open a bug cafe in San Francisco. He prolly can't wait to munch down on some juicy nightcrawlers.
the next billion (Score:1)
-Rich
Re:Ha ha! (Score:1)
Cheers,
Perrin.
Great games, Ambrosia makes... (Score:2)
Unfortunately, my Mac is extremely dated ("blackbird" or PowerBook 540c [LC040, 20 megs RAM]), but all the software I've gotten from Ambrosia (even recently), is extremely good.
From these people, I'd be surprised if the guy actually eats a bug from this deal.