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Giant Predatory Worms Are Invading France (qz.com) 250

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Quartz: In a Peer J study published on May 22, "Giant worms chez moi!" zoologist Jean-Lou Justine of the Museum National d'Histoire Naturelle in Paris, entomologist colleagues, and Pierre Gros, outline a discovery that "highlights an unexpected blind spot of scientists and authorities facing an invasion by conspicuous large invasive animals." About 100 citizen scientists ultimately contributed to the assessment of this alien invasion, identifying five giant predatory worm species in France that grow up to 10 inches long. The study relied on contributors' worm sightings, reported "mainly by email, sometimes by telephone." Researchers requested photographs and details about locality. In 2013, the Washington Post reports, "a group of terrorized kindergartners claimed they saw a mass of writhing snakes in their play field." These were giant flatworms! The study concludes that the alien creatures appear to reproduce asexually. They prey on other, smaller earthworms, stunning them with toxins. "The planarian also produces secretions from its headplate and body that adhere it to the prey, despite often sudden violent movements of the latter during this stage of capture," researcher note. In other words, the hammerheads produce a substance that allows them to stick to victims while killing them. The study points out that invasive alien flatworms have been spotted in New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Brazil, and Australia. But the five species of hammerhead flatworms invading France are giants, growing up to 27 centimeters.
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  • by Camel Pilot ( 78781 ) on Tuesday May 22, 2018 @10:34PM (#56656936) Homepage Journal

    A few herbs and spices, feature as a delicacy problem solved.

    • by mejustme ( 900516 ) on Tuesday May 22, 2018 @10:37PM (#56656946)

      A few herbs and spices [...]

      Once upon a time there may have been a series of SF books about giant worms and spices...!

    • A few herbs and spices, feature as a delicacy problem solved.

      There is another, more tasty solution: The government of France declares a special national holiday, and orders everyone on that day to . . . go fishing!

      With folks collecting the giant worms, and using them for bait. Everyone should be catching some very big fish that can swallow giant worms.

    • Nope :-(

      Giant predatory worms invaded France, but scientists just noticed them [washingtonpost.com]:

      What they lack in physical defenses, they make up in a cocktail of disgusting bodily juices. A colleague once tried to put a flatworm in his mouth, Justine recounted. The man still describes it as “one of the worst experiences of his life.”

      • by ffkom ( 3519199 ) on Wednesday May 23, 2018 @02:56AM (#56657570)
        Chinese for the rescue! No matter how awkward that stuff tastes, just tell them it's an expensive aphrodisiac, and see those worms being decimated within months!
        • Especially since these things are quite phallic! They'll probably be endangered species by the weekend.

        • i think you were either going for "decimated" in minutes or "devastated in months"

          in Proper or Classic English decimated is killing 1 in 10 devasted is leave 1 in 10 living.

          but yeah just tell folks these are "certified organic" and or "Cruelty Free" and the problem is solved

          • No he was going for exactly what he said. We here speak English, not some historical form of it, and dictionaries are happy to point out the current accepted definition of decimate is to "kill large portions of a population" with your "proper" definition relegated to the historical footnotes at the bottom.

            Now tell us what you think about this in ancient greek and other languages no one communicates in?

      • by Oswald McWeany ( 2428506 ) on Wednesday May 23, 2018 @07:23AM (#56658320)

        Nope :-(

        Giant predatory worms invaded France, but scientists just noticed them [washingtonpost.com]:

        What they lack in physical defenses, they make up in a cocktail of disgusting bodily juices. A colleague once tried to put a flatworm in his mouth, Justine recounted. The man still describes it as “one of the worst experiences of his life.”

        Sounds like French food to me!

    • by zifn4b ( 1040588 ) on Wednesday May 23, 2018 @05:48AM (#56657984)
      Or we could just start mass producing Slurm
  • White flags broke out across the country.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 22, 2018 @10:49PM (#56656980)

      White flags broke out across the country.

      France has fought a hell of a lot more wars than America and they didn't hang back in either WW1 or WW2.

      • by ArmoredDragon ( 3450605 ) on Wednesday May 23, 2018 @01:23AM (#56657318)

        France has fought a hell of a lot more wars than America and they didn't hang back in either WW1 or WW2.

        Apparently you've never heard of the Phoney War, so I'll tell you how it all went down:

        Germany invades Poland and conquers it in 5 weeks. France and England largely stood by and did nothing, except for a small operation called the Saar Offensive, which officially began the Phoney War. This offensive was so light that it didn't even tickle Germany. The USSR (on friendly terms with Germany at this point) invaded Finland, and then Germany invaded Denmark and Norway. This caused France to get cold feet, so they picked up what meager forces they sent and ran home.

        That is a very brief summary of what happened, and you'll find it to be accurate if you research it. Granted, I've omitted many details, obviously, because of how short I wrote it, but it's hard to overstate how little of an effort that France and England made to stop Germany for TEN MONTHS after the invasion of Poland began. Anyways, immediately after France withdrew, they assumed their WWI playbook and hunkered down in the trenches in the Maginot line. It didn't work though: France didn't bother to fortify the region near Belgium's border thinking Germany wouldn't go there, but neutral Belgium and Holland seemed ok with allowing Germany's forces to quickly shift to the west and bypass the Maginot line entirely. In spite of France having a large and well armed and prepared Army (which they never tried to use to break Polish invasion,) they surrendered in 6 weeks.

        So in other words, Europe as a whole sat on its ass (except for Germany, Austria, and their allies) for TEN FREAKING MONTHS! It's one thing for a country separated by an entire ocean, but good fuckin lord, practically the only reason a European country would take action during this period was after they were already invaded.

        It was only after the fall of France that a serious allied war effort actually began. Japan bombed Pearl Harbor about 14 months after that. The US was isolationist at the time because we wanted nothing to do with your kings, queens, kaisers, and fuhrers because they looked all the same to us, and still do: But the lesson we took from Pearl Harbor is that even if you don't want a war, you're going to get one anyways. This meant we had to, among other things, assist the fucking USSR that we had to go to proxy wars with while we funded Europe's reconstruction with the Marshall plan, even though it wasn't our fault that they decided to blow themselves up. Here we are, 80 years later, and one third of Europe wants to be fascist again. And that is NOT an exaggeration:

        https://www.nytimes.com/intera... [nytimes.com]

        Now that Europeans aren't allowed to see what today's fascists actually say because it's censored, then all they see is the mild stuff that they sympathize with, and then they start liking them. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you banned hate speech? Just because you don't see or hear the fascists doesn't mean they aren't there (for the most part, the only fascists you actually see in Europe call themselves antifa.) Some things never change...

        I don't hate Europe or Europeans by the way, just the stupid ones who think tossing dog feces under the rug makes it go away, and then proceed to tell you that their house doesn't actually smell like shit.

        • What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you banned hate speech?

          I think you've landed on the best argument I've ever heard for allowing free speech. There is no organization better equipped to turn people off to xenophobic fascists than letting them get a good whiff of what those fascists are cooking.

          Sometimes you get someone so unhinged all you can do is sit back and say; "You were saying,..."

          The only problem is when there are radical youth out there who suddenly think because old keyboard war

        • So in other words, Europe as a whole sat on its ass (except for Germany, Austria, and their allies) for TEN FREAKING MONTHS! It's one thing for a country separated by an entire ocean, but good fuckin lord, practically the only reason a European country would take action during this period was after they were already invaded.

          I'm sorry, you must turn in your hipster card immediately.

          The US cannot be allowed to be heroic, now or ever, not even in WWII. And Europe, all of it, must always be superior.

          Kids these days ...

        • Europe as a whole sat on its ass (except for Germany, Austria, and their allies) for TEN FREAKING MONTHS! It's one thing for a country separated by an entire ocean, but good fuckin lord, practically the only reason a European country would take action during this period was after they were already invaded.

          Although I agree more effort should have been made sooner, this is an oversimplification.
          Europe 'as a whole' did not exist. There was no EU or anything like that. After the (the quite recent) horrors of WW1, the British and French populace weren't exactly jumping to get into another war and subsequently, neither were their representatives. Everybody was in "[Our country] first" and "Don't send our boys to die" mode, so Poland's invasion was troublesome, but not [Our country]'s problem (tm). A very slightly

          • Europe 'as a whole' did not exist.

            I should have used the term "at large".

            This is trivially false as France was not a monarchy at the time. It was a republic. Like you know, the US. The real reason is below.

            Yes, and at large would have been a better term. But France still actually fits here, namely because even though they've technically been a Republic almost as long as the US has been, even during the first republic they never really cared much for individual rights, and they pretty much still don't. France always has had this populist feel to it, IMO, including having leaders that were basically dictators from the very start and reoccurring throughout the history of th

        • but neutral Belgium and Holland seemed ok with allowing Germany's forces to quickly shift to the west
          Why do you think such nonsense? They got conquered, like the rest of Europe, and then we attacked France.

          and bypass the Maginot line entirely.
          We did not, we destroyed it with para troopers (Cargo Sailing planes landing on top them dropping about 20 troopers per plane, at night.) The line was designed to withstand field battles, not a night attack by special forces.

          When the german troops entered France, it

          • and then we attacked France.

            Oh boy...the way you've just set yourself up is just too hard to resist...I apologize in advance for what I feel I am now lulzbound to do next.

            Why do you think such nonsense? They got conquered, like the rest of Europe,

            First of all, your silly little third empire did not conquer the "rest" of Europe, much of it simply joined you (or rather, your Fuhrer (not Merkel, your other Fuhrer) idolized Mussolini and his creation of fascism, who in turn didn't care about your Fuhrer until after he rose to prominence, and a number of other countries that liked Mussolini's creation also joined

        • This load of nonsense has been modded up?

          England and France didn't go to war against Germany in 1939 because that would have been suicide: both were desperately behind on the acquisition of military equipment, and were at that moment still looking at diplomatic solutions. With hindsight it's easy to see those didn't work, but that's hindsight for you. France was well-prepared to fight a repeat of WW1 but not to fight a highly mobile war.

          Holland and Belgium were categorically NOT okay with the Germans invadi

      • Perhaps, but their tanks go twice as fast in reverse.

      • White flags broke out across the country.

        France has fought a hell of a lot more wars than America and they didn't hang back in either WW1 or WW2.

        Yes... and fine allies they are too. Thanks for helping us in WW2 Britain! Oh, what's that, you're fighting a war with Argentina over the Falkland isles... sounds like a perfect time to sell missiles and arms to Argentina.

        Bastards!

        • France did not sell any war material during the Falkland war to Argentinia, you are an idiot.
          They did the opposite, disabling the Exocet missiles partly, like they did in the second Gulf war.

          The british had bad luck that the Exocet still could hit, but no war head exploded, only the remaining fuel.

          During the Falkland war, the british refused all help from its allies ... only Nepalese Gurka troops where following the Queens call to arms. But I guess they were de facto british soldiers, and not Nepalese suppo

      • White flags broke out across the country.

        France has fought a hell of a lot more wars than America and they didn't hang back in either WW1 or WW2.

        It's a fucking joke. Let it go. Why do people feel the need to be offended about every-fucking-thing?

    • Considering that it apparently preys on gastropods, there could be some underground culinary resistance determined to save the snails...
  • trivial to solve (Score:4, Informative)

    by WindBourne ( 631190 ) on Tuesday May 22, 2018 @10:44PM (#56656964) Journal
    Get a french chief, give him Armagnac, and then tell him that the worm tastes just like ortolan bunting.
    Issue solved.
  • by Ash Crill ( 5422134 ) on Tuesday May 22, 2018 @10:56PM (#56656996)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org] Here in Victoria they can grow up to 3 metres in length. 27cm worms are runts.
  • Shai Hulud (Score:4, Funny)

    by Darkling-MHCN ( 222524 ) on Tuesday May 22, 2018 @11:32PM (#56657086)

    The worm is the spice the spice is the worm!

    Let me know when these little guys get big enough to ride.

  • Tentacle porn? Bah! I give you giant predatory hammerhead earthworm porn. Of course, the "big one" they found is the runt of the family.
  • First global warming and now this.
    I knew it! Arrakis IS Earth after all!

  • Wheres the Spice ?

  • Serious question (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Big Nemo '60 ( 749108 ) on Wednesday May 23, 2018 @04:11AM (#56657738) Journal

    If I understand correctly, these invasive species feed on native earthworms.

    If I remember correctly, earthworms have a relevant role in the conservation of top soil.

    Will these invasive species have an impact on the conservation of top soil?

  • YOU RACISTS!

  • It's them Musworms :-D

  • It is time for all biologists to pay for a century of torturing planaria! Go forth legions of wormy vengeance!

  • Where are these not invasive?

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