Facing Layoff, An IT Employee Makes A Bold Counteroffer (computerworld.com) 531
ComputerWorld reports:
In early December, Carnival Corp. told about 200 IT employees that the company was transferring their work to Capgemini, a large IT outsourcing firm. The employees had a choice: Either agree to take a job with the contractor or leave without severance. The employees had until the week before Christmas to make a decision about their future with the cruise line. By agreeing to a job with Paris-based Capgemini, employees are guaranteed employment for six months, said Roger Frizzell, a Carnival spokesman. "Our expectation is that many will continue to work on our account or placed into other open positions within Capgemini" that go well beyond the six-month period, he said in an email.
Senior IT engineer Matthew Culver told CBS that the requested "knowledge transfer activities" just meant training their own replacements, and "he isn't buying any of it," writes Slashdot reader dcblogs. "After receiving his offer letter from Capgemini, he sent a counteroffer. It asked for $500,000...and apology letters to all the affected families," signed by the company's CEO. In addition, the letter also demanded a $100,000 donation to any charity that provides services to unemployed American workers. "I appreciate your time and attention to this matter, and I sincerely hope that you can fulfill these terms."
And he's also working directly with a lawyer for an advocacy group that aims to "stop the abuse of H-1B and other foreign worker programs."
Senior IT engineer Matthew Culver told CBS that the requested "knowledge transfer activities" just meant training their own replacements, and "he isn't buying any of it," writes Slashdot reader dcblogs. "After receiving his offer letter from Capgemini, he sent a counteroffer. It asked for $500,000...and apology letters to all the affected families," signed by the company's CEO. In addition, the letter also demanded a $100,000 donation to any charity that provides services to unemployed American workers. "I appreciate your time and attention to this matter, and I sincerely hope that you can fulfill these terms."
And he's also working directly with a lawyer for an advocacy group that aims to "stop the abuse of H-1B and other foreign worker programs."
Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
No.
Roger Frizzell
CEO, Carnival Corp.
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Except, it's Capgemini CEO who should send a reply.
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Funny)
No.
That's a French company's response. An American response would probably be like this Sear's commercial, "The Boot."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpiz_gR9P00 [youtube.com]
Want to think you're powerless (Score:5, Insightful)
You have to try to stand up.
The easiest thing for the ultrawealthy is to make you think you're powerless and to admit defeat without a battle.
The best thing to do is to not train the replacements.
The best thing to do is to fight it, even if it turns out ugly.
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Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
Foreign workers are willing to do a job at a lower salary in most if not all cases b/c the cost of living in their respective countries is a fraction of ours. I would be willing to do my job at a fraction of what I am paid currently should that (that being how expensive it is to live here) change. It is equally infuriating to me when American companies use loopholes in our ridiculously complicated tax code to shelter revenues in foreign tax shelters to avoid paying taxes while at the same time benefiting from our infrastructure, emergency services, military, etc.. Its assholes like you that always spout off about free market this or that, os some companies feduciary responsibilities to it's shareholders blah blah blah... as justification for shitty behavior.
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It is equally infuriating to me when American companies use loopholes in our ridiculously complicated tax code to shelter revenues in foreign tax shelters to avoid paying taxes
So who are you infuriated at? The companies that take advantage of those loopholes, or the politicians that put them there? Fury doesn't help unless it is properly directed. Does your fury influence who you vote for?
... while at the same time benefiting from our infrastructure, emergency services, military, etc.
No. Taxes are only sheltered on income generated overseas, using overseas infrastructure, emergency services, etc. I am baffled why Americans believe they have a "right" to tax the sale of a product made in China and sold in France.
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I am baffled why Americans believe they have a "right" to tax the sale of a product made in China and sold in France.
In a seriously silly Monty Python sketch about taxes, someone mildly suggested:
"I think we should tax foreigners, living abroad."
Kinda sorta the same idea . . .
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
Except that calling, say iOS sales 'generated overseas' when the software was written in the US, using US infrastructure, etc. And the company is making the bogus claim that their Irish subsidiary owns the rights to that software. It's a scam - not a loophole.
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Except that calling, say iOS sales 'generated overseas' when the software was written in the US, using US infrastructure, etc.
That makes no sense. Plenty of non-American companies develop software in America. Yet only if they are incorporated in America do they pay income tax on their overseas earnings, and it is irrelevant where their engineering and development was done. It has nothing whatsoever to do with "using infrastructure". It is just an extraterritorial money grab that is almost certainly counterproductive since it incentivizes American companies to invest and create jobs overseas.
Re: Dear Matthew (Score:2, Insightful)
Yes, taxes are based on profits. So Google, for instance, makes a bunch of money in the US. Their Irish branch then charges about that much for "consulting" leaving the American part with little to no profits to tax.
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Oh get real. Companies make it appear that nearly all income is generated overseas in order to get around that. It's mostly a scam.
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
Because the manufacturing and sales are controlled by a US based company, as is the profit benefit which results. If a US entity, which receives the benefits of US law, makes a profit by any means, why should it not be taxed by the US?
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
Are you really that clueless? If that was the case, I don't think anyone would complain. But, that is NOT what happens. Google (for example) set up a company in Ireland. Google Ireland owns all the patents to the search tech. So Google USA licenses that tech from Google Ireland for several (hundred?) billion dollars per year. Thus, it manages to shift all (most) of it's income outside of the US using trickery. Google Ireland does NOTHING except own patents given to it by Google USA. Google Ireland did not invent anything, it creates nothing, it employs no one (at least not in the sense of actually doing anything related to Google USA). All it does is exist to "force" Google USA to pay huge sums of money to itself (via a subsidiary) that exists outside the USA thus "legally" shifting said income outside the border.
There is no fucking way this is what politicians intended when the law was written. Even I'm not that cynical. I have no doubt it was to legitimately shield actual profits earned outside the US (and thus not using our infrastructure) from being taxed where they were not earned. I can't imagine anyone could forsee that at some point some fucking company would be licensing shit to ITSELF to shift profits.
In conclusion, you are another cunt who spouts off at the mouth whilst knowing NOTHING.
I also love all you assholes who point out that this is LEGAL. Who cares? LEGAL AND MORAL ARE NOT EQUAL. There is no law that prevents a company from acting in a moral manner. That B.S. half of you shills spout about a company having to maximize profits is a LIE. No such law exists.
Slavery was legal for fuck's sake...... IT WAS NEVER MORAL
I run my company in as moral a fashion as I possibly can. (And no, I'm not religious, I'm an atheist).
I collect no data beyond what is absolutely necessary to function, none is ever shared beyond what is absolutely imperative. None is ever sold. EVER EVER EVER. And I'm very profitable. So no.. You don't have to be a cunt to have a successful business. I am so tired of hearing this bullshit.
Companies that pull this shit are competing unfairly with companies that don't. And they should be penalized. And yeah, this is coming from someone who is very conservative. If you don't like a law, you work to change it, you don't dodge it and let everyone else suffer under it.
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I won't disagree that companies are only doing what's permissible. And rest assured I place the blame squarely on politicians. (And you better believe these things do influence my vote.)
But in many tech cases the IP is created in Silicon Valley (using American infrastructure, emergency services, etc), it resides in Ireland, and is financially offset by everyone else. So Americans could argue they are owed a little more in tax.
Again, I blame politicians. I know they leave these loopholes open deliberately --
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You're mad at the laws.
Change those.
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For me, t
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
Globalization is a race to the bottom. As long as there are no consequences for my business, and only communities must bear the burden, we'll likely see an acceleration of this practice.
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Informative)
I am sorry that foreign tech workers are willing to do the same job you are, but at a lower salary.
I am sorry that hiring them to replace you is the most rational action I can take.
I am sorry that furthering the best interests of me and my clients means letting you go.
I am sorry that your prospects in the job market lead you to believe that you won't find superior employment once you leave.
I am sorry that you would like to be protected from free market forces, and to charge rates that are MUCH higher than your competition charges. I am especially sorry that trying to do this is not working out for you.
I am sorry that you think you need to mod me troll for being objective while discussing an emotionally-charged issue.
I am sorry that furthering the best interests of your company's shareholders and clients means letting you do - especially since yours is one of the easiest jobs to automate. One need not even hire a Kannada speaking human to step into your shoes
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"I am sorry that furthering the best interests of me and my clients means letting you go"
It's fine for a CEO to be acting in the best interests of the clients and the company - but NOT his own.
I'm sure he can quickly find one who'll do his job for a fraction of the cost and for a much smaller golden parachute.
If the company's performance declined on his watch, he should give up some or all of that up as well.
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That seems to something for the company board of directors to decide.
I guess that decision has already been made. In all my years in the workforce, I have never worked for a company, directly or otherwise whose board has ever opposed or overturned a significant decision by the CEO.
I suppose it does happen but not in my experience.
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I'd offer whatever crown you think I have if only you'd learn to spell or type but I suspect I'm dealing with the Lord High Emperor of All Anonymous Cowards.
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Insightful)
I am sorry that foreign tech workers are willing to do the same job you are, but at a lower salary.
I'm sorry that this action is a federal criminal offence when you do not meet all of the required H1B restrictions on hiring unqualified replacements for American workers.
I'm also sorry your HR department so kindly provided the evidence of your crimes by specifically indicating in writing that there is indeed at least one skilled American capable of performing the work of the H1B worker you plan to hire.
I am sorry that hiring them to replace you is the most rational action I can take.
I'm sorry the most rational choice you are capable of making is to break federal law resulting in a $200,000 fine and 24 months in a federal prison per incident.
Once things get to the level of bad you are claiming, perhaps a more rational option would be to resign your job, instead of resigning yourself to prison time by committing a felony that you will be held personally responsible for.
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The cruise company are not using H1B workers, so those aspects of the law do not apply to them.
Cap Gemini clearly recognise that skilled workers are available in the US, as they're offering them a job for a minimum of six months. So at this stage it doesn't look like they're falling foul of the H1B worker laws either.
H1B abuse is a bad thing but you really do need to better identify when it's actually happening. Not all outsourcing counts.
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:5, Informative)
I am sorry that foreign tech workers are willing to do the same job you are, but at a lower salary.
This is not a lawful use of H1B visas. So working with a group of lawyers to ensure that H1B visas are not used in such a way is a completely appropriate behavior. This is no different than fighting age discrimination or race-based discrimination. There are simply some reasons which are not legally supported justifications for laying people off. Replacing them with lower paid H1B visa holders is one of those.
Re:Dear Matthew (Score:4, Informative)
Yah. An AC. Go figure.
I'm sorry you miss the obvious problem that employees are forced to take cuts in salary and benefits while CEOs continue to get obscenely huge salaries, benefits, and separation packages which contribute directly to the cost of a product or service. And the only ones making decisions about a CEO's salary are other CEOs that sit on the company's board.
Note that the CEOs are not the free market. Neither the free market or the investors have any influence re CEO salaries and benefits. And also note that even when shareholders vote to reduce or limit a CEO's salary and benefits, the board (again, typically made up of other CEOs) can choose (and typically does) to ignore the shareholders' request. So no free market controls on CEO salaries and benefits, but there are on the employees'.
Yup. That seems fair.
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I'm glad folks like you are no longer calling Democrats "communists". You are all still full of astonishing unmitigated bullshit, but at least you seem to be making progress towards realizing that the right doesn't have your best interests at heart. I bet Hillary Clinton would in fact be glad to hear you are coming around.
And The Russias have finally won the cold war. And the party that gave them the keys to the kingdom? Popcorn time!
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>quote> ... et al ...
Gore
I don't care wtf... (Score:2, Interesting)
This is awesome. Hey Trump, you've talked a pretty big game, here is a chance to walk the walk. Accept this dudes contract on behalf of Capgemini and be the champ you promised to be.
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Talk is cheap. As a businessman, Trump is even more aware oft this than the average politician...
The employees should take this (Score:2)
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-elect-trump-hold-public-events-election-win/story?id=43896199 [go.com]
That's what Carnival/Cap seem to have factored in. Which is why they are offering their IT staff the chance to join Capgemini. I'd say that's a lot better than what Disney or other companies have done in the recent past: firing the workers and offering them severance only if they train their replacements.
I think the workers should take this, and then look out at the competitors - Accenture, Deloitte, KPMG, et al. It has the potential of making them more portable employees in the market
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You idiots do understand that he isn't even in office yet, and you are already bitching about the job he is doing? How retarded is that?
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The same kind of retarded Republicans were doing before President Obama took office eight years ago. All we heard for weeks was him being a socialist and how he was going to drive this country into the ground (conveniently ignoring the driving into the ground Bush did to the country), how he would wreck the economy (again, ignoring how Bush destroyed the economy), how h
Re: I don't care wtf... (Score:4, Informative)
You don't seem to be aware that the income taxes alone in the first year cover the tax break given to Carrier over the next 10y not to speak about the load a few hundred unemployed would set on the social system.
The rest of your comment is off topic yet it doesn't seem like North Korea or Russia are stopping to build up their arsenal, in the mean time the US nuclear arsenal is ran by 5.25" floppies and a hope and a prayer.
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My comment is only offtopic if Pharmboy's parent post is - please point that out to him when you have a moment; thanks in advance.
And your point about the net benefit is irrelevant even if correct which I'm not sure it is. Whatever the outcome, this is a government handout - from an administration that promised to "drain the swamp". Not exactly a shining start even if they've not yet taken control of the government.
Leaving aside the apparent hypocrisy, how many times can this be replicated to protect jobs?
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Carrier got $7M in tax benefits over the next 10 years in return for them investing $16M into upgrading the plant and keeping 300 jobs.
300 jobs * 40k median salary = 12M with an effective tax rate of ~25% = 3M/y between state and federal through income taxes, not talking about the sales taxes when those salaries get spent. Spending $700k/y to gain $3M/y seems a reasonable business deal for a government to take. Even if you just focus on state taxes, you're at least going to break even.
If you can replicate t
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"It's what governments have been doing all along and it's what has been promised for the short term, changes to the business climate in the US will take at least 3 presidency cycles if not longer, regardless of what any candidate promises, you can't just change all that is wrong that quickly nor efficiently"
I'm glad you recognize that but let's face it, that's NOT what got Trump elected so harsh criticism is more than fair.
Also the deal was initially supposed to save ~1,000 jobs but now it's only 300?
I have
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Wrong. Baby Bush increased the funding and Obama didn't cut it down from that level. It's run today at a higher level of funding in real terms than under Daddy Bush and Clinton.
Re: I don't care wtf... (Score:4, Insightful)
The GP is wrong, but mainly because it uses 8" floppy disks [npr.org], not 5.25". Those are way too modern for our nuclear arsenal.
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Do you want a list?
This one at least gets started on a few important bits:
http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/11/13/donald-trump-ticks-all-14-boxes-in-umberto-ecos-list-of-what-makes-a-fascist-a-fascist/
Pointless (Score:4, Insightful)
If you want better workplace conditions, better wages, and better treatment then the best way to get it is to unionize. It puts you in a stronger bargaining position so you have more leverage against ultimatums like "either agree to take a job with the contractor or leave without severance".
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Sure it does. From the article:
"This business model requires employees to train foreign replacements for it to be successful," she said.
There's your leverage. If only one or two employees argue against it, the argument is ineffectual and their bargaining power is weak. If, however, there's an organized, unified position against it from all employees then you've got some clout. Once you're organized you've got a stronger bargaining position and can get better outcomes.
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The very definition of insanity (Score:5, Interesting)
You guys who keep pushing the union thing are like a broken record. It worked really well for Detroit, right?
The big unions really only made the mob rich and empowered corrupt and self-serving union bosses.
Just look at that vile union boss at the Carrier plant. Faced with the loss of ALL the Carrier plant jobs, Obama and Hillary said nothing could be done. Trump said he'd fight to stop those job losses. Obama actually made fun of this and exclaimed that Trump could do nothing and asked if Trump had a magic wand! Even before taking office, Trump cuts a deal to save most of those jobs, and within HOURS the scummy union boss goes on national TV and whines that Trump did not save EVERY job and calls Trump names. Just what was that union boss's heap of insults toward Hillary and Obama for never even trying to save even ONE job????? CRICKETS!
Union bosses are in it for themselves. The UAW bosses did quite nicely for themselves as the auto industry fled Detroit. Trumpka and his buddies have been doing just FINE as he travels to foreign countries speaking in favor of open borders (which push down wages and benefits for his American workers), global socialism, and more imported immigrant labor (which would compete directly with his current members, but which he sees as HIS personal future since it's the agenda of HIS political allies).
Unions are NOT the solution, an end to global corporations pushing open borders, global "free trade", and treaties like TPP (which gives almost unlimited power to corporations and frees them from oversight/limitation by nations) are what is needed. Global mega corps and billionaires running communications companies like Google and Facebook are the problem; they want a world where they can move themselves, their money, and their labor anywhere at any time to maximize their profits and their leverage over the lowly workers while dodging any oversight or laws imposed by any pesky sovereign nation. They want a world where only the super-rich can compete because only the super rich have the money to relocate as needed to maximize profits and any little upstart can never gain traction - GLOBAL cronyism on steroids. In that environment, unions are a JOKE and the union bosses only end up pretending to fight for their members while actually aligning with those very super-rich forces.
Human nature does not change just because some dude is a union boss and claims to be "for the workers". If you have a skeptical view of corporate barons (as you should), then you should also have a skeptical eye towards politicians and union bosses; they're all human, fallible, corruptible, and not to be trusted with too much power.
Re:The very definition of insanity (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Pointless (Score:5, Insightful)
Indeed, if they had a strong union they could collectively refuse to do any knowledge transfer. Without that the company won't last 3 months.
Maybe a bunch of them could all quit immediately and set up a consulting firm, charging $5k/day/person. If the company wants knowledge transfer, they can pay for it at a rate that will set them up for any periods of unemployment they need to cover.
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No it puts you at the behest of a guy that takes $100 out of your paycheck and then still manages to bargain your job away. Carrier and GM was run by unions, neither of them prevented (and according to many it actually accelerated) the run to cheaper countries.
What 'prevents' these kinds of runs is for people to just hand in their resignation the minute they hear about a 'knowledge transfer'.
Re:Clueless (Score:2)
You can't compete with cheaper countries! They have weak regulations, poor enforcement, LOWER wages, exchange rates, desperate workers, and more factors which are all in their favor! You have to lower the US further towards 3rd world status in order to compete.... or start using TARIFFS again. You know, a trade related tax which USED to be employed patriotically before propaganda and corruption removed that protection and re-framing it from the multinational corporation's perspective.
The holiday season is
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Or you agree on a reasonable contract before you start working there.
- Put in a contract that you write all code under your own name and license it to them in exchange for wages and only release it when terms are agreed upon.
- Put in a contract that you need at least 4 weeks notice and you're not going to be required to train your replacement or get a severance package in lieu of the notice
It's fairly simple once you work your way out of a helpdesk. If your position can be taken on by just about anyone with
Did he vote for Trump? (Score:2)
No one seems to have asked the obvious question: Did this guy vote for Trump? Did he buy the promise "Vote for me and I'll solve ALL your problems"? Hey, the scam might work if Trump wants to try to play the same game with EVERY company that can be bribed with a bit of tax money.
Reminds me of a funny story about so-called Republican politics. I was working for AMD in 1988 and the owner was a good buddy of Poppy Bush. Lots of rumors flying around that the company was in trouble, but they kept telling us not
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I'm not sure what he has to offer the CEO
It's a two way street. What's the CEO got to offer them? And if the CEO's offer is not good enough, then why shouldn't they unionize to get a better offer?
Ok either hire us back or WE ALL QUIT! ...ceo: Uhm wait? Aren't you all leaving anyway? Is that not what I agreed? There is the door. I can have Pnjaab tomorrow who can pick up where you left off and he can have his team in Bangalore up to speed withing a few days. Thanks .... oh and no asshole no severance check for you and your team and a unrehirable status from HR as a result.
Lousy entitled cost centers pfft
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It's reality. The CEO wants the workers to leave and already has a replacement ready to go. No point other than a no rehireable status from HR.
What bargaining is there when someone else is ready to do the job for much cheaper and walking out will have zero impact. For this to work India needs to unionize too which isn't going to happen
Leverage (Score:2)
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The leverage is that what the company doing is a federal offense, and they're trying to thinly veil it as not one.
In short, you could sue the company for personal damages for losing your job because they tried to replace you with illegal labor, and therefore they owe you for all of the salary they would have had to pay you.
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IF the offer isn't acceptable, the CEO can just go find another job. That's what you expect the workers to do, isn't it? So what happens when there's a counter offer and the CEO doesn't like it? CEOs don't produce anything, so he needs workers, and he isn't much of a CEO with no workers to be executive over. So rather redundant.
But, hey, he can just continue with the current contract.
First off the CEO is only accountable to the board of directors. Not to tech workers. No IT labor? Great that is what the CEO wants and India is here to give them what they want. IF they walk out then Phnjaab flies on a plane to quickly take the lead and get his team in Bangalore up to speed within a day or 2.
Everything will be back to normal and the IT guys forgotten either way.
How can you bargain when someone else is ready to jump right in for pennies on the dollar ready to tackle where your team has left
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First off the CEO is only accountable to the board of directors. Not to tech workers. No IT labor?
Hmm. A cruise ship company constantly relies on the blanket protection of the US coastal guard and the US Navy. They want to move US jobs overseas and keep selling their products in the US (the tickets to their cruises is their products)? Well, according to Trump's plan that would mean they have to pay a 35% tariff. Those naval boats cost money, too, you know.
Why not spin off their own company? (Score:5, Interesting)
They could spin off their own outsourcing IT company and ask Carnival to hire them as consultants.
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all it takes is for this guy to write a letter to Carnival and tell them that he and the 200 others will do the work for less than what Capgemini is charging since
No that's not all, it also has to be credible.
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You basically need a process that reduces the amount of support staff and time that are required... or you need to approach the problem differently.
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it's true, but it would take someone with the experience and capability to start up that kind of company, and the know-how to start a price war. My guess is that in the ~200 people who are getting laid off, there isn't anyone who knows how to do that. It's not normal expertise among IT people.
It's not that hard and I'm sure they find a few managerial types, unemployed or not, to help them.
Plus CarnivalIT has a HUGE advantage - they know the systems inside and out, history of upgrades & outages, and more importantly, the USERS, who has to have their hands held, spoonfed, who the smart ones are, who're quickest to escalate, who can be handled by e-mail, etc - assuming the support desk isn't outsourced.
I've been through 3 IT support transitions in my career, one where I was part of the incoming
More than experience (Score:2)
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Based on the title I thought that they did create their own company and then undercut Capgemini but all he did was send a rant to the CEO.
That's not really a counter offer. (Score:3)
That's just an an entirely reasonable demand. Guess whose fiscal year ends 12/31? I'm willing to bet theirs does. Fuck the families right?
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Labor relations in the Age of Trump (Score:2)
Dave Moss: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.
Blake: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is
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Since it's Xmas, I prefer to Always Be Cobbling - https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
PUT THAT COCOA DOWN!!
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I guess Russians never saw Glengarry Glen Ross.
keep feet off any Carnival cruise ship. (Score:4, Insightful)
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Maybe just avoid companies which persue such practices
Please define the exact practice that should upset me. Otherwise if I had to avoid any company where the recommendation from Slashdot was to boycot I'd be sitting in a cave somewhere bashing rocks together trying to make fire to keep me warm.
I'd ad Carnival Corp to the list, but the last version of MS Excel that Slashdot has approved for use was 2000 and that only supports 65536 rows which are already full.
Capitalism done right (Score:3)
How do you solve the problem of seniority in a democratic state? You use legal means of breaking seniority. And why were these passed as law in the first place? Because democracy, as it is implemented, is nothing more than a technocratic elite making decisions for everyone, i.e. for themselves. How can you allow staffers to replace permanent workers with the sole purpose of the company remaining profitable for the owners? Or in other words, how can you allow small-time individuals' long-term plans to be destroyed immediately just because the top guys need a new summer house. Capitalism has triumphed in ways everyone else predicted but nobody cared about - an american dream of sorts, but really ubiquitous, even in Europe. "I would rather be exploited my entire life than be denied the chance to exploit everyone else to be uber rich". We allowed such things and we are reaping what those before us seow. Never before has the People been so powerless against established governing bodies as today, not even in the Ancient Egypt - you have a vote all right, but there are those who play dirty with the votes of everyone else. Control of statistics, the media and even of communication platforms have become much more powerful than a royal bloodline as a claim for power. Lobbying is a tool made for companies, and the individual rights have eroded deeper than the Grand Canyon. In the US people will claim they still got the 2nd. Tell that to the Malheur guys. Or better - they're en route to being dominated by one of the greatest capitalists there is, who is seriously gonna ignore all individual rights for the needy, and I see no militia forming in any way.
This guy's letter - nothing but a swan song to a time where the human being took precedence over inhuman greed.
did the CEO see Speed 2? (Score:2)
IF they did they should of learned not to F* with the IT staff.
The business model (Score:5, Informative)
capgemini, accenture etc etc all have a similar outdated business model. They offer to replace a $100k first world engineer with a third world engineer for $50k. In the short term this looks good for the CEO - he's a bottom-line hero, just saved the company $50k x # engineers per year.
Long term, it's a mess.
The outsourcing company only pays the third world engineer $10k and pockets the $40k. This was fine a few years ago as there was a huge number of talented engineers in eg India, Philippines etc who really could do the job. Today it's not so easy. The cream of them have already emigrated to the first world on the back of their talents. The local job market has risen so that really talented people can't be found for $10k any more, so the bottoms landing on the empty chairs are attached to increasingly mediocre talent. The better ones move on quickly.
Add to that the difficulties of working with the time zone difference, the language problems, the cultural disconnect and the profound impossibility of communicating the intricacies of a mature IT infrastructure - and you get a project that is quickly going nowhere.
My direct experience of these changes (I've seen a few) is that the organisation keeps going on momentum alone for a few years - the existing old IT systems soldier on with only minor maintenance work being done, just enough to lurch from week to week.
No major development is possible because the talent that put the system together has been sacrificed - so the company fails to respond to new challenges and does not innovate. Unless the enterprise's business is completely unchanging, it's a slow glide path to oblivion - but the ground is just as hard for all that.
Now the really important thing is that by the time the shareholders realise the dirty deed they've been dealt, the genius CEO who gave them that short term gain has moved on to more triumphs elsewhere, no doubt at ever higher remunerations.
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Actually Cap Gemini charges ~$120k for a $80k (US-based) engineer to the company, then goes and gives the contract to an oversees contractor.
The 'benefits' for a company that wants to outsource are not wages, those are typically higher, it's the regulations and taxes they avoid. If you pay an employee, you pay employer's taxes, you have to buy into social security, unemployment, provide vacation time, sick time, pensions, 401k and it gets really bad if your employee breaks his neck in a ski accident and now
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Actually, if they DID unionize... (Score:5, Insightful)
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It would take them longer to unionize than their 6 month contract.
The details (Score:2)
$500, 000 in small unmarked bills
apology letter to these families affected.
Gold plated iphone case (Trump image optional)
On second thought, just the $500,000 and I'll go quietly.
Your ex-employee
Shoe on other foot (Score:5, Insightful)
having recently been on a carnival cruse (Score:3)
I can see why they want to move IT out of house
seriously it was like a time capsule to 2001, hardly anything modern worked as it should, and the "senior IT" lol "engineer" wants a half a mil + apology letters? WTF are you 17?
The squeaky wheel gets replaced, the sore spot gets mended, take a hint dude
Train them as poorly as possible (Score:5, Interesting)
For years, the company where I work had an automation product which terrified everybody at the firm. We'd had no training on it. An Executive dropped a lot of money on it before anyone could even see if it would work for us, and directly, it didn't.
But we had it and had some incentive to use it. And I spent a couple years learning it on my own and mastered that goddamn thing where I could make it do anything I wanted. I was a wizard and magician and chef and used that product to DO the very automation project they said could not be done, which terrified far more talented people than me. I was soo good at it, my team was eliminated except for me. We didn't need all those people because the automation project worked.
The software was still scary and dangerous to touch but I knew it inside and out. It did not scare me. Among the dangers was that you could right click in the wrong spot and be presented with two different 'delete' options, one of which wiped the entire database rather than just the item you were looking at. The software was apparently designed by an idiot. But I mastered it all anyway. I made that damn thing sing barbershop quartet and fly rings around the moon.
So all was well until they decided to get rid of me, which was not a surprise to me.
What they did was hire a woman from Mexico, apparently off the street. I don't know what her skillset was but it wasn't like mine. And they had me do a few hours of instruction over the phone and webex and boom she took over running this program that had slain experienced people before me.
And that was that. My understanding is that they had a critical issue the next week and they were forbidden from calling me for help. I am sure it went to pieces. It took expertise to run. They hired cheap to replace me, not smart.
18 months later I am still out of work because a LOT of the comparable IT work has already been outsourced or automated. I failed to pay my rent this month and bills are stacking up For the first time in my life, I am facing no future. Can't find work, I'm broke, and there is no hope. But I automated something that was supposed to be impossible. I will go down in flames proud of what i did.
Re:sense of entitlement (Score:5, Insightful)
Not entitlement, incentive.
There was a time that working toward making a company successful was an incentive as it ensured further employment. Not anymore.
Re:sense of entitlement (Score:4, Insightful)
That hasn't changed. If you have specialized skills that are important to a company, they'll keep you. IT services don't fall into that category.
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He's not - he's entitled to the cheapest he can get hold of for the required skill level.
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Then why doesn't he find someone capable of doing his job for less?
Zing!
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"I'm saving my condescending remarks for about 3 years from now when nothing's changed"
While I did win several bets that Trump would beat Clinton - I'll be enjoying free lunches at the expense of several colleagues for all of January 2017 - I don't claim to have a crystal ball on how this will play out, but nothing I'm hearing or seeing from Trump so far fills me with hope.
That said, I'll be very surprised if you have to wait 3 years and even more shocked if it's "nothing's changed"; I expect things to be w
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Democrats had two years to do stuff effectively, during which they did, in fact, do some things. After that, the Republicans had the house. Two years ago, they got the senate as well.
It's not reasonable to hold up the lack of change as something that is just Obama's fault- the voters stopped him by putting in a conservative house, and later a conservative senate. Elections have consequences, as Obama himself said. And he mostly acted in accordance with this belief.
Re: Counteroffer for what??? (Score:2)
I thought it was fairly obvious that he was just countering a silly offer with another silly offer. He was rejecting their offer and countering with something he knew would be rejected. It's kind of came off as a nice way of saying FU. The alternative was just leaving... might as well have a little fun.
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At Christmas with the $2000 VISA bill coming due "the company" has the "at will employees" over a barrel since this information was not known prior.
It is time for IT to unionize. It is time for IT-USA to setup a trust-fund so that when this kind of misbehavior happens, the entire IT organization can walk and have a buffer to negotiate with "the company" or find new jobs.
With IT, it is symbiotic relationship between "the company" and the IT workers. Today data is the company and IT needs to make that data f
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Will Trump stop this? I doubt it. Get a job where you can't hand someone an instruction manual.
Actually, he very much can if he sticks to his proposed plan. Carnival (as all cruise ships) is most likely registered as a foreign corporation. If Trump sticks to his promise that exporting US jobs overseas will result in immediate 35% tariff on its products, that would mean an immediate 35% tariff on the sale of all tickets to Carnival cruise lines (because they are all foreign products). How long do you think they can stay competitive with a 35% tariff slapped on them? Do you think the savings in IT