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The Mexican Drug Cartels' Involuntary IT Guy 128

sarahnaomi writes: It could have been any other morning. Felipe del Jesús Peréz García got dressed, said goodbye to his wife and kids, and drove off to work. It would be a two hour commute from their home in Monterrey, in Northeastern Mexico's Nuevo León state, to Reynosa, in neighboring Tamaulipas state, where Felipe, an architect, would scout possible installation sites for cell phone towers for a telecommunications company before returning that evening. That was the last time anyone saw him.

What happened to Felipe García? One theory suggests he was abducted by a sophisticated organized crime syndicate, and then forced into a hacker brigade that builds and services the cartel's hidden, backcountry communications infrastructure. They're the Geek Squads to some of the biggest mafia-style organizations in the world.
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The Mexican Drug Cartels' Involuntary IT Guy

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  • by wonkey_monkey ( 2592601 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:12PM (#49180727) Homepage

    The Mexican Drug Cartels' Involuntary IT Guy, maybe, just guessing really

    FTFY.

    • Hey, c'mon. If the story draws a crowd, mission accomplished.

      • by s.petry ( 762400 )

        Draws a crowd? Part of the message only. Stories like these generally cover much more than a singular issue like popularity. I see also the article demonizing certain cartels as part of the message. I'm not claiming the drug cartels are good guys by that statement. I'm claiming that the cartel pushing for prohibition of certain narcotics creates the black markets. Meanwhile the guys making some drugs illegal approves and sells their own drugs, which more often than not get used for the same purpose as

    • I'd guess he was captured by a bigfoot to work on their hidden communication infrastructure that helps them avoid groups of credible humans.

      • You do not know if he was even captured at all. Let alone speculating about big foot, drug cartels, the NSA, or Chinese military. Its just wishful thinking and hoping that he is still alive and alright at this point. For all we know, he could have ran off with some chick that wasn't his wife or interrupted something illegal and is face down in a shallow grave somewhere.

  • Next time I have to stay late at the office, I can just tell my spouse I was kidnapped by the drug cartel to work on their IT infrastructure. I wonder how close one must be to the border to make that look legit?

    It would be a good excuse if you want to leave it all behind and start up somewhere new - "the drug cartel made me do it!"
  • Supplemental reading (Score:3, Informative)

    by ShaunC ( 203807 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:20PM (#49180785)

    If you find the topic interesting, there was a very thorough and interesting feature in Popular Science last year, Radio Tecnico: How the Zetas Cartel Took Over Mexico with Walkie-Talkies [popsci.com].

  • ... for the mafioso:

    * Kill your prospective IT guy before you let him touch your computers, or

    * Kill him after you discovered he used his skills to undermine your operation.

    • by PRMan ( 959735 )
      If I was their IT guy, I would make absolutely sure that if anything happened to me their whole system was encrypted.
      • by ranton ( 36917 )

        If I was their IT guy, I would make absolutely sure that if anything happened to me their whole system was encrypted.

        Oh yeah ... you have thought this through.

        First off, the cartel needs to know about the dead man's switch for it to be of any use to you. As someone already pointed out, it will be a simple matter to torture you and threaten your family until you give up control. They will be pretty confident you removed all of it when they tell you what they will do to your wife and children if it ever comes up again, and then they kill you after getting a replacement.

        Sounds like a great idea you got there.

        • That's why you don't tell them and they are up shit creek when they do kill you. It's called revenge from the grave.

  • plot (Score:4, Insightful)

    by cstacy ( 534252 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:30PM (#49180867)

    Story seems to be the setup for an episode of either Mission Impossible (original series), or maybe The A-Team (if you can find them).

    • by Anonymous Coward

      Been following this topic for a little over 7 years.

      There are several stories of confirmed kidnapings of ommunications engineers from top carriers like ATT, Alestra, Axtel, telmex, maxcom, etc... for building regional comms networks. Some cartels like Sinaloa`s drop top money for high quality tech and other lesser cartels mostly building DIY towers.

      The news here is that this poor guy got to tell his story, others were not so lucky and never came back to their homes.

      2008 - https://elblogdelnarco.wordpress.co

    • by mjwx ( 966435 )

      Story seems to be the setup for an episode of either Mission Impossible (original series), or maybe The A-Team (if you can find them).

      Or the ideal excuse for a sick day.

      "Uh, yeah, Boss, so I wont be coming into work today because I've been kidnapped and forced to work for a Mexican drug cartel as a sysadmin. Might be in on Tuesday if the hangov... Erm they decide to release me. Peace out."

  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:33PM (#49180893)

    Once upon a time one of the tester guys at my workplace found out his wife was cheating so took off to Las Vegas for a couple of weeks, blew the joint savings, and never returned. I lol'd. Some people knew what happened - but to a few others, I imagine he'd "just disappeared".

    Never underestimate the ability of the media to give you one unlikely and incomplete angle to every story.

  • by cdu13a ( 95385 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:43PM (#49180967)

    Why abduct a guy and force him to do IT work. It's not like there is a lack of skilled people, that can't be bothered with moral/legal questions about who their employer is or what they are doing. If there was banks, mpaa/riaa, phone/cable companies, etc... would all having to abduct IT staff too.

    • by idontgno ( 624372 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @01:27PM (#49181301) Journal

      Is it really that easy?

      I imagine initial contact is risky for all involved. If the IT guy volunteers, he could be a mole for the Federales. If the Cartel finds a likely candidate on its own head-hunt, what's to keep the guy from narcing them out?

      This way, the bad guys control all aspects of the recruitment and there's absolutely no risk other than they guy turning on them while "in service"... and you have his family for leverage against that.

      • by swb ( 14022 )

        If the Cartel finds a likely candidate on its own head-hunt, what's to keep the guy from narcing them out?

        Oh, I don't know, maybe something about how THEY TAKE CHAINSAWS TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE.

        But think of all the possible benefits, like all the coke and heroin you can handle.

    • by dpidcoe ( 2606549 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @02:10PM (#49181713)

      Why abduct a guy and force him to do IT work.

      Who says he was really abducted? If I was going to go work for a drug cartel, staging an abduction could give me some plausible deniability if the cartel gets busted or I need to go back to normal life for some reason.

    • Why abduct a guy and force him to do IT work. It's not like there is a lack of skilled people, that can't be bothered with moral/legal questions about who their employer is or what they are doing. If there was banks, mpaa/riaa, phone/cable companies, etc... would all having to abduct IT staff too.

      There is a lack of skilled people that will work for free, require no benefits, who you can make sure will not carry your secrets to their next employer. It was suggested that they could have actually sent gang members through school to learn the same thing, and while that would take a pitiful amount of money for a loyal employee, it would also take years. If the cartels started sending people through school when they had started setting up their own networks, those people might just be graduating by now, w

      • Cartels have no shortage of money and no hesitation about using it. They buy officials all over the place. I'm sure they pay well over the market rate for IT professionals.

  • by Lumpy ( 12016 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:51PM (#49181009) Homepage

    Cartel leader: "My phone is broken, fix it!"
    IT Guy: "Ok what is wrong with it?"
    Cartel Leader: "IT IS BROKEN ESE! YOU GET ME BACK MY FLAPPY BIRDS OR YOU DIE!"
    IT Guy: " I cant, they removed it from the App market"
    Cartel Leader, pulls gun and points it at the IT guy..
    Cartel Leader: " GET ME BACK FLAPPY BIRD OR WE PLAY ANGRY BIRD WITH YOUR HEAD!"

    • This would explain why his head is now slowly heading back to New Mexico on the back of a giant turtle...
    • by mjwx ( 966435 )
      However when you're not being held at gun point, the ready access to coke and Mexican hookers seems like quite a perk.

      Better than the bruised fruit and instant coffee my cheapskate boss puts out.
  • Here we have people setting up independent, robust, secure channels of communication. Why aren't we doing the same for our internet so we can bypass the ISP and government censors?

  • by Anon-Admin ( 443764 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:52PM (#49181019) Journal

    Seems to me they could simply find and hire the right IT guy.

    Hell, for the right amount of money I would do what ever they wanted. Drop me a couple of million and Ill give them a network and services that are close to untraceable and allow for the management of their business with little worry of the DEA figuring it out. I'd even include classes to teach there guys how to maintain security.

    • Ill add that my skills go to the highest bidder. Wonder what the government would pay for me not to help them. lol

    • I'm not sure I'd want to work for them no matter how much they offer. Sure, they give you a million dollars and you set up their network. Then, when your work for them is done, you become a liability. After all, you know how their systems work so you can undermine them or turn them in to the police. So you are forced to give them back their money and then you "disappear."

      • Their severance package, as I understand it, involves chainsaws. I prefer payments for back PTO and maybe some weeks based on years of service.

      • I'm not sure I'd want to work for them no matter how much they offer. Sure, they give you a million dollars and you set up their network. Then, when your work for them is done, you become a liability.

        Ha! Like IT work is ever "done".

    • ok, why? they can simply kidnap you and you'll do it for free. After they kill you, they'll get another IT guy to do it again, should need arise.
    • You need to watch "Breaking Bad" and then re-asses your position.
    • by ThatsDrDangerToYou ( 3480047 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @02:09PM (#49181701)

      Seems to me they could simply find and hire the right IT guy.

      Hell, for the right amount of money I would do what ever they wanted. Drop me a couple of million and Ill give them a network and services that are close to untraceable and allow for the management of their business with little worry of the DEA figuring it out. I'd even include classes to teach there guys how to maintain security.

      Will you throw in grammar classes as a package deal?

    • you would never get a couple million. hell you wouldn't need it 100,000 would make you rich in the quiet parts of mexico
  • Raul Tejada? [wikia.com]

    Is that you?

  • by tekrat ( 242117 ) on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @02:08PM (#49181685) Homepage Journal

    The jobs market is so bad in Mexico that thousands cross the border daily to get into the USA. The cartels would be better off setting up a dummy company and hiring IT guys to simply do the work, no questions asked.

    Why go through all the extra trouble of kidnapping people and making them work? In the end, if they are smart, they'll figure a way to get out a message or screw you some other way. Much simpler and more secure to simply hire them.

    Heck, they are IT guys. Get them a couple of hot women who don't mind getting naked and blow them, and those IT guys will do whatever you want. Much easier.

  • I get it - when someone knows some of your secrets and many of your weaknesses, you "keep" that someone indefinitely.

    But Geek Squad? That's the most ridiculous comparison ever - no organization would keep around a bumbling wanna-be IT person who could just barely install Windows and would be lucky to finish a new installation without also installing a Trojan. No, if this guy were like the Geek Squad for a cartel, they'd have killed him pretty quickly when they realized he was completely useless.

  • Le pagastes y prendiste?
  • The antennas look like UHF gear, not cell phone gear. Same with the handi talkies.

  • The poor guy's full name is Felipe de Jesús Pérez García, which is usually shortened to Felipe Pérez. TFS butchered both by calling him Felipe del Jesús Peréz García and Felipe García.

    There are three errors in TFS's version. First: Felipe de Jesús means Philip of Jesus. The incorrect version, Felipe del Jesús means Philip of the Jesus and sounds even more absurd in Spanish than it does in English.

    Second: It's not Peréz, it's Pérez. That means that

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