Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? 96
hawkinspeter writes "The Register is hosting an exclusive that Bruce Schneier will be leaving his position at BT as security futurologist. From the article: 'News of the parting of the ways reached El Reg via a leaked internal email. Our source suggested that Schneier was shown the door because of his recent comments about the NSA and GCHQ's mass surveillance activities.'"
Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? (Score:5, Funny)
I DON'T KNOW
Re:Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? (Score:5, Funny)
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And my magic 8-ball agrees whole heartedly...
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You hired! When can you start?
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His job also requires writing things that people want to read. So, you're not really qualified.
In other words: his job is actually a marketing role?
Re:Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? (Score:4, Insightful)
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But it actually makes sense here, so next time have some balls and dont post as AC.
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Maybe he's leaving BT to work for NSA!
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AC gets slimed like #1 [youtube.com] and #2 [youtube.com]
Speak Your Mind (Score:3, Insightful)
It's OK to speak your mind ... just make sure your resume is up-to-date before hand.
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Yes but he's actually an american.
Re:Speak Your Mind (Score:4, Funny)
Dude, this is Bruce Schneier we're talking about. If his resume ever gets out of date, he just generates a block of random bits, decrypts it using the infinite one time pad he memorized in grade school, and voila: an up to date resume.
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"Dude, this is Bruce Schneier we're talking about. If his resume ever gets out of date, he just generates a block of random bits, decrypts it using the infinite one time pad he memorized in grade school, and voila: an up to date resume."
But this brings up: what did they expect from him?
If discussing the NSA and GCHQ was something they didn't want, why the hell did they hire Bruce Schneier? OP strongly suggests that BT doesn't know what the hell it's doing anyway.
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Honestly, I suspect BT figured they could get everything they actually want from him for free from his security blog or with occasional contracts, particularly if he's willing to take up an academic or otherwise similarly public gig where his main work and discussion all ends up public anyway.
He can probably make a lot more money running around collecting speaking fees than BT would want to pay him.
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Now if there isn't a more worthless job title, I'm not sure what it is.
"Anonymous Coward" is a strong candidate.
Re:Security Futurologist (Score:4, Insightful)
Now if there isn't a more worthless job title, I'm not sure what it is.
It's an awesome job title - it means: "This guy is so froody we let him do whatever he wants with no expectations and we pay him for that."
Even in leaving he makes a prediction (Score:2)
We're back to the wild west days of the early Internet. Nothing is secure and new strategies will have to be devised for a model that assumes that no part of a network connection is secure, both in hardware and software. Remember software bloat? Welcome to encryption bloat.
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I wouldn't say we are back to the wild west days. It is just the fact that the foundations made with wood and llama dung have started to crumble, and it is time to move to more solid building materials.
I fear encryption bloat. There was (and is) a lot of crap out there when it came to encryption, be it using AES 256 like triple DES to have 768 bits of key space, except the encryption passphrase was just stored as a MD5 hash, to advertising use of "4096 bit keys", which were really sixty-four 64-bit RSA ke
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A 70 bit asymmetric key is just as trivial as a 64 bit key - keylength.com won't even calculate an asymmetric key shorter than 384 bits, which it equates to 56 bit DES in 1981. I'm guessing based on the 24-graphics-card hash cracker's capabilities that he could factor this number in well under 1 second.
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Welcome to encryption bloat.
We have fast CPU's, so the encryption itself is fast enough, but watch out for CryptoEndpointFactoryFactoryFactories.
And always use a popular shared library - you're no good at writing secure code.
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Re:Yes, he is. (Score:5, Funny)
Somebody has to insert the typos into the summaries.
working relationship had come to its "natural end" (Score:3)
Translation: His contract to remain on, after the acquisition ran out.
He may have been the CTO of counterpane, but not enough room for two CTOs of BT after the acquisition.
Naturally, the CTO of the acquirer would normally keep the position.
Makes Sense (Score:5, Insightful)
The other day he posted a story about how the existence of a security threat, even if is not exploited, creates mistrust. So given we know that the NSA and GCHQ are spying, we are naturally suspicious of BT, even if they are not part of the spying. Now if they are ejecting a person critical of the spying, we are even more suspicious, even if they are not doing anything wrong.
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In which case, it makes a lot of sense from Schneier's point of view to leave. Why would you want to hang around a company that's so heavily tainted when your entire CV is based on your being a guru in the field of security?
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even if they are not doing anything wrong.
Given that "better safe than sorry" is wise advice in protecting yourself (so long as the safety doesn't infringe liberty), we now can't allow any secrets. We default to the natural scientific skepticism: Prove you are not doing anything wrong, otherwise a person has no evidence to found their trust. Conversely, due to the cybernetic nature of a citizen's position within a larger construct, the governments and corporations must instead assume the inverse hypothesis: Prove they component is doing something
Brilliant on cybernetics, thanks; mod parent up (Score:2)
Brilliant point about corporate and government secrecy and power. I've thought for a while (inspired by the book "Honest Business" by a founder of MasterCard) that an innovation in corporate law would be to insist corporations have no right to privacy or internal secrecy. Makes me think of the "Culture" series where AIs can keep their thoughts private, but all databanks and communications are public (although when an AI "Mind" runs a world-sized ship as a de-facto government, perhaps there are some issues
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Oh yes they are part of the spying. BT have always been and still are totally interlaced with the UK government, the UK military, and GCHQ. This is one of the times that "natural suspicion" is totally justified.
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He is Bruce Shneier, author of Applied Cryptography.
https://www.schneier.com/ [schneier.com]
One of the most credible persons on the subject of cryptography and security in general.
One might expect someone who cares about security to know who he is. If he needs an introduction, you need an education on cryptography.
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Bruce Schneier is so cool, Chuck Norris asks for HIS autographs.
Yes, plural.
Autographs.
He has several.
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Still sending out crypto-gram (Score:2)
I have just received the 3rd copy of his December newsletter - all to the one email address that he has for me. I don't know what is happening.
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the first is from Bruce, the second is from the CIA replicant sent to replace him, the third is a glitch caused by the NSA wiretap.
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Haven't you noticed that some of the spaces in the second and third copy are replaced by U+2002 EN SPACE or U+205F MEDIUM MATHEMATICAL SPACE?
Try making a diff and decoding the changes in trinary, you will find a secret note only for you.
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Haven't you noticed that some of the spaces in the second and third copy are replaced by U+2002 EN SPACE or U+205F MEDIUM MATHEMATICAL SPACE?
Try making a diff and decoding the changes in trinary, you will find a secret note only for you.
Mine just said "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."
Not a problem! (Score:1)
Betteridge's law of headlines says... (Score:1)
No.
Maybe someone should rewrite the headline, since the question mark at the end makes it sound much more fictitious than it actually looks to be.
Re:Betteridge's law of headlines says... (Score:4, Interesting)
Looks like the editors wanted to change it around a bit.
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The Slashdot editors suck a big pair of balls that look vaguely like the fuzzy dice that hang from the rear-view mirror of a rusted-out '57 Chevy.
Caveat emptor.
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Funnily enough, I submitted this with a different headline. I went with "Bruce Schneier is leaving his job at BT" and put the following (shorter) summary:
Looks like the editors wanted to change it around a bit ?
Here, fixed that for you.
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Are the Slashdot eds being more cautious? (Score:2)
See? That's the big difference (that little hook at the end). Posing the article as a question, you get the benefit of having a scoop (OMFG!!! Bruce the Schneier got fired by the NSA) as far as Slashdot's second-hand stories go, while not getting burned if the story turns out to be false (duh, Bruce isn't leaving).
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Given that The Register is actually wrong about at least 90% of things it says then the Slashdot heading and summary are for once probably more correct.
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Ian Betteridge says no (Score:1)
job prospects (Score:2)
I don't think he'll have a problem getting a new job
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How about head of the TSA?
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I have seen Bruce. He does not look to have been raised on a diet of microwave-oven-food and candy, therefore he is not qualified to work for the TSA.
Carry on.
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I don't think he'll have a problem getting a new job
Probably not. His mailbox is probably about to be hit with big important companies sending their company's resumes in, to ask if he has an opening to work with them.
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BT has no future.
BT has no past.
And now Bruce is leaving? There goes the current.