NASA CTO Says Help Desks May Disappear 131
Lucas123 writes "NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory has placed its data, from photos of Mars to top secret government information, in 10 different public or private clouds. JPL's 5,000 workers have access to that data with any mobile devices they want to use, as long as it has first been secured. Because JPL's and other workforces are becoming more mobile, a help desk as it's known today may soon become unnecessary, according to JPL's IT CTO Tom Soderstrom. 'Have you ever called a help desk for your mobile device? What do you do? Probably, the first you do is Google or Bing it,' he said. 'If you can't get your answer there, you ask your friends who are like you. For us, that's the workgroup.'"
Help Desks are an Anachronism (Score:1)
I want an ANSWER Desk.
More than 50% of my calls do not get an answer from the foreign sounding "Tony" on the other end of the line.
Security is NOT an issue with The Cloud. (Score:5, Funny)
Wait a minute. I'm a manager, and I've been reading a lot of case studies and watching a lot of webcasts about The Cloud. Based on all of this glorious marketing literature, I, as a manager, have absolutely no reason to doubt the safety of any data put in The Cloud.
The case studies all use words like "secure", "MD5", "RSS feeds" and "encryption" to describe the security of The Cloud. I don't know about you, but that sounds damn secure to me! Some Clouds even use SSL and HTTP. That's rock solid in my book.
And don't forget that you have to use Web Services to access The Cloud. Nothing is more secure than SOA and Web Services, with the exception of perhaps SaaS. But I think that Cloud Services 2.0 will combine the tiers into an MVC-compliant stack that uses SaaS to increase the security and partitioning of the data.
My main concern isn't with the security of The Cloud, but rather with getting my Indian team to learn all about it so we can deploy some first-generation The Cloud applications and Web Services to provide the ultimate platform upon which we can layer our business intelligence and reporting, because there are still a few verticals that we need to leverage before we can move to The Cloud 2.0.
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I'll give you a pink pony if you never say that again.
We already did. [wikipedia.org]
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Help desk of last decade: (Score:2)
You dial tech support at 1-YOU-ARE-CSOL:
Press one if you'd like to continue in English; 8 if you'd like to continue in Spanish [press]
Please listen to the following menu. Our menu options have recently changed. [a menu that does include anything you want to do is presented] You choose one out of desperation.
Please enter your social security number. [presses...]
Please enter your account number [presses...]
Please select from the following menu, which, wonder of wonders, includes "speak to an account represent
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Are you presenting at Gartner IT Symposium next week? What is the session name? I need to know where to bring the rotten tomatoes. Come to think about it, it doesn't matter, every session will be this horrible.
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Holy Cow! I just got a double-liner on my Bullshit Bingo card!
Good job!
Needs more cowbell... (Score:2)
You forgot to add some synergy and mix in some paradigms.
-dZ.
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Bravo! this has been reposted only 35 times over the past couple of years [google.com] and keeps on getting moderated as funny. Some jokes don't get old, apparently.
Not to mention.... (Score:2)
Re:Not to mention.... (Score:4, Interesting)
We are actively discouraged from using them, so naturally other resources will be sought, and found.
This is the new paradigm. First you provide something useful, then you make it suck, then you say 'well, no-one is using this anymore, so we'll scrap it'.
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In the United States, it's called 'government services', and 'making it suck' seems to be the current SOP of the GOP..
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Have you done troubleshooting online? It is the same thing!
But this isnt the worst part, the worst part is that the normal layman that calls them for assistance, sometimes in a panic because they wer
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Natural progression. I worked at a first-world call center for a while and found that if you do anything but read the book word-for-word you'd get punished. So moving it to a place where there was no room
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> Natural progression. I worked at a first-world call center for a while and found that if you do anything but read the book word-for-word you'd get punished.
That's actually true. A friend of mine was fired for suggesting a solution to a user that actually worked, because he could see from the script that he was going to be required to give the user the wrong answer. Despite leaving a satisfied customer, he was written up for going off-script and terminated.
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Blame ITIL for this, where everything is a metric, and metrics decide everything. A person who has a ton of experience is infinity better for troubleshooting than a script. I've been around long enough to diagnose most problems without ever actually seeing the problem for myself, even with end users not being able to describe things in any technically accurate way.
Recent case. "That sounds like you have popped capacitors on your motherboard, open the case and ..... ", followed by "wow, how did you know". I
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Because homelessness and starvation aren't on my bucket list.
that is why tech school / apprentices is better. (Score:2)
CS for help desk? even more so if it's a call center driven by call times.
Even desktop support and IT admin work is very hands on and needs skills that you don't get in a 4 CS degrees.
It's like saying people in the cable system call center need a 4 year degrees in Telecommunication just to tell some one to reboot there modem
and saying that a cable guy needs a EE or Telecommunications degree for a very hand on job that is a good fit for some kind tech school and or an apprentices system.
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> It's like saying people in the cable system call center need a 4 year degrees in Telecommunication just to tell some one to reboot there modem
Yeah, ok, but the moment it's something that can't be solved by rebooting the modem, a procedure-oriented helpdesk person is often stuck. You get into a situation where a support person is condescendingly giving basic instructions that don't help over and over again to a user who may know more about the product than the support person. Like the corporate flunky
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call times and script based call centers make it in to a procedure-oriented helpdesk and at that level you are better off people who are non tech and not as a staring place for techs.
att level 1 sucks they can't see that some back end setting is not right and just tell the reboot your system and you have to get past them to the next level so that guy can see that on the back end your move was not setup the right way in a back end system.
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English isn't your first language, is it?
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> People working in IT are stupid. Period. I work IT too so I should know.
Um, ok, no point in reading the rest, then.
I work in IT, and I like to think I'm not stupid. The problem is much more complex than mere individual stupidity.
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The problem is most of the user problems are due to stupid reasons with stupid solutions like checking if the modem is plugged in, powered on, dead/alive etc. So naturally companies start using such scripts to provide "support".
You want smarter replies, you need "engineer to engineer" support which some companies provide. But smarter replies are wasted on users who aren't competent (they aren't necessarily stupid).
If I'm the developer/engineer that actually makes the stuff, I'd act
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It might have started that way, and then first level support becomes a buffer between the great unwashed and the real competency, and then that real competency leaves the company, and all that's left is the script readers. (I am living that dream right now.) To users who can't cope with bad customer support, the product becomes shelfware. More competent users will band together and support each other. This actually hurts the situation because the company learns that they don't really need to provide com
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I don't completely disagree, but a few points...
Dell corporate service is still provided out of Austin, TX. It's consumer service that's provided by a single cellular phone somewhere in Vichumbe, India. So if you're buying Dell servers, you're fine. If you bought a Dell home PC, I'm really sorry.
I've done troubleshooting online with a high degree of success. But maybe not the way you meant. If you mean on the vendor's website, I agree. But does anyone seriously do that? Forums are the thing. There's
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That wouldn't to happen to be Stream or any AOL subisidary would it?
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It might have been, but no.
Dell UK (Score:2)
As a corporate user, I get someone in the UK to talk to for PC problems. They seem to know their stuff and generally seem quite happy to admit that I know mine. The quality of their English is about as good as you will get. They are in central Scotland which is much easier to understand than most of urban England. I know at least one of them has a degree because we compared university courses while we waited for a test to complete.
Once or twice, I have ended up on the Dell Home stuff. It got me through
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English is the second most common of the thirteen official languages spoken in India. English is common and understandable amongst the middle and upper class there. Having traveled to various parts of India myself on business, I found I could always make myself understood, and the business owners and office workers all spoke excellent English.
So why are the call center people so difficult to understand? I think it's that to be profitable, call centers can't pay very well, and since the employees are only
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Have you done troubleshooting online? It is the same thing!
Nice, you figured it out. The trick here is to offload your support costs to "the cloud" so to speak. Crowd-source your support and get better results for minimal cost. And no recourse.
As someone who actually works in a help desk... (Score:2)
This is completely out of touch with the real world. Almost nobody Googles such things and most people don't have friends who they can ask about such things. When people have a problem with their mobile device, they call their operator.
Do not mix nerds like you and me wh
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It depends on the site, at my previous job I wasn't allowed to make any changes to the software and could have been disciplined if I was caught doing so.
He's not suggesting that you delete your Outlook profile and recreate it before calling, but when you call to say that your computer won't turn on, take a couple seconds and see that it's plugged into the wall. If you're feeling adventurous, see if the monitor cable is still plugged into the back of the computer. If you're feeling *really* adventurous, make sure that the power strip that you inadvertently turned off last week hasn't been turned off *again*.
But don't file a helpdesk ticket saying "I haven't
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Getting the two mixed up is easy enough (Score:1)
...most people don't have friends... ...Do not mix nerds like you and me who read /. with the actual general population.
Are you certain that you didn't mix up the two yourself?
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Your view of the general population is just as biased. I'm going to play psychic and guess that you are older/conservative.
That was biased in itself. I'm going to assume you still wear diapers.
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This is completely out of touch with the real world. Almost nobody Googles such things and most people don't have friends who they can ask about such things. When people have a problem with their mobile device, they call their operator.
So... since you work at a help desk, you're basing this off of the fact that nobody calls you saying "Hey, just wanted to let you know I had this problem but I found the answer on Google!" ?
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Would make for an easy job, though!
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Beat me to it. And even those who do Google for an answer can't formulate the question in an efficient way, so they get nowhere. This is all based on my personal experiences, so discard as needed.
I'm sure the "Google or ask your friends" path works fine for NASA, they're supposed to be the smart ones. But then I read Bing, and then I had second doubts. Person: "How do I fix XYZ problem on my iPhone 4s?" Bing: "Buy a Zune."
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People still need help (Score:4, Informative)
Tom Soderstrom. 'Have you ever called a help desk for your mobile device? What do you do? Probably, the first you do is Google or Bing it,'
If that's true, then why do people keep calling and visiting my helpdesk for help with their mobile device!? "My email isn't syncing" "This thing is too slow" "This java-required website won't work on my phone, but it works on my desktop" "I reset the device like I read on Google and now I lost all of my files and applications"
Thanks, I needed that laugh (Score:5, Insightful)
Speaking as a team lead for tier 2 support group, that's part of the premium service desk for managed IT outsourcing (ASA 30 seconds, 70% FTR kind of thing), this made me laugh my butt off.
Yes, we get crap-tons of calls from users about mobile devices. Tom is out of touch with "real" users, he's suffering (benefiting?) from massive selection bias here. His sample base is nowhere near representative of your average corporate IT user.
It's not like Tom's dealing with brain surgeons... (Score:2)
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Speaking as a team lead for tier 2 support group, that's part of the premium service desk for managed IT outsourcing (ASA 30 seconds, 70% FTR kind of thing), this made me laugh my butt off.
Yes, we get crap-tons of calls from users about mobile devices. Tom is out of touch with "real" users, he's suffering (benefiting?) from massive selection bias here. His sample base is nowhere near representative of your average corporate IT user.
Thanks for writing that for me, because that's pretty much what I was here to say. Since you got that out of the way though, that brings my attention to another point. Those pieces of information that he imagines customers finding via search tools? Who does he thinks writes those things? Programmers write code. Technical writers write manuals for code. Who writes the solutions to the problems that both these groups overlook? Why, problem solving end-user support staff do that. If you break that staff down b
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Exactly, It would be nice if all of my users were rocket scientists.
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Speaking as a team lead for tier 2 support group, that's part of the premium service desk for managed IT outsourcing (ASA 30 seconds, 70% FTR kind of thing), this made me laugh my butt off.
Yes, we get crap-tons of calls from users about mobile devices. Tom is out of touch with "real" users, he's suffering (benefiting?) from massive selection bias here. His sample base is nowhere near representative of your average corporate IT user.
He's just insourcing his help desk tasks to his scientists, engineers, managers and clerical workers. Yes at NASA nobel prize winners have to do their own IT tech support. That'll cut the budget! Not a waste of their abilities at all.
FUCKWIT.
With idiocy like this, no wonder NASA is circling the drain. What a crying shame!
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And often when people need help with their devices they can't configure it and call with it at the same time so they need a physical visit to the help desk.
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Yes, we get crap-tons of calls from users about mobile devices. Tom is out of touch with "real" users, he's suffering (benefiting?) from massive selection bias here. His sample base is nowhere near representative of your average corporate IT user.
I think he's out of touch with his own users, too. At least, he's out of touch with their needs. They may be rocket scientists, and perfectly capable of figuring out, with the help of their peers, how to diagnose and correct their issues, but that's not their job and time spent fiddling with that crap reduces their effectiveness.
I also work for a company whose employees have a higher than average ability to self-support, Google. And you know what? Google has help desks. Lots of them, well-staffed wit
Help desks will never go away (Score:2)
These users will always need a help desk.
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To some users all the following are meaningless:
These users will always need a help desk.
But any well-run corporate help desk will already know the answers to these questions.
Haiku User Responds (Score:2)
Windows 7 Home
with Nvidia Geforce
updated today
Wrong. (Score:1)
Based on my experience as a developer I can assure you people do not "Google or Bing it." They call support first. That's their job, people want answers and they don't want to search for the solution, they want support to search for the solutions. Only the tech savvy Google or Bing to find solutions because they know what to search for. Presuming that everyone has the ability to identify and to solve their own problems is idiotic.
I don't need help, I just need permission. (Score:1)
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Most of the time I know HOW to fix my problem. When I call the corporate help desk, it's not because I don't know how to fix the problem, it's because I don't have permissions to do it because the box is locked down.
Otherwise it's some networking issue which I don't have access to the equipment to fix.
In many cases, IT is not allowed to give you the permissions to fix the problem due to regulatory requirements. Developers in particular may have access to sensitive data so their machines have to be locked down, with associated documentation and logging to show that they meet corporate build standards.
In our organization, we give local admin to most people that ask for it -- I've found that about half of the people that think they know how to take care of problems on their own, actually know just enough to
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other times the systems are locked due to all the crap on them.
outsourced help desktops suck so the desktop team has to pick the mess and deal with old tickets.
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I had to handle a situation from a rather technical guy not long ago who decided he would take it upon himself to set up an ipod for hold music. The problem is, he didn't have a charger for it. Rather than go out and buy a charger, he decided he would power it off the company file server and install the itunes software. Unfortunately, because he was a techie someone made an exception and granted him elevated privs on the server. The root volume on the server rapidly filled up with music downloads and th
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HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH....!!!! (Score:2)
Apparently that moron doesn't realize who secured those mobile devices. Hint: Starts with Help, ends with Desk.
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Bing it? (Score:2, Interesting)
Is that a choice people make or is it because Bing is being integrated into IE as default search engine? Last I checked, a very small minority "Bings" it.
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I do.
I do marketing work as well as my usual IT and web design for small business. I live in Florida. Old people with money who have computers but are not very computer literate and dont want to change their ways who happen to have money. Hmm I wonder which browser they use? Gee, I wonder if they opened their browser of choice if they would manually go to www.google.com and make it their default search engine? Now lets take a guess what their browser of choice defaults to on their computer? It is pretty obv
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if anything, I bing google and then google what I want. Because clicking in the address bar is too much work.
*on other computers of course, where google is not the homepage.
level 1 helpdesk needs to be non tech with 2 being (Score:2)
level 1 help desk needs to be non tech with level 2 being the real tech desk.
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Well what about the other side of where tech's in level 1 are stuck with call times and scripts.
So they can end up having to skip parts of the script fix the what is broken and get written up for not useing the script or they can eat up time going though the script even they know how to fix it so at the end of the script then they walk though the fixing part and then they get written up for have a long call time.
maybe have real techs at level 1.5 then with level 2 techs in place as well.
still need helpdesk (Score:2)
When the corporate exchange server config needs a tweak to make it work better with firefox, or the routes advertised by the VPN are a bit excessive (our VPN routes 1.0.0.0/8, 172.0.0.0/8, and 10.0.0.0/8 via the VPN...joy), or the corporate VOIP client is acting up, or the VM you've been assigned is running out of storage space, then you still need some way to report problems and get them dealt with.
That said, as a teleworker I admin my own linux box because the corporate IT people don't handle mobile linux
Smart Man says smarties don't need tech support... (Score:2)
Realize that NASA's people are somewhere between slightly more intelligent then the people you work with, to massively more intelligent then the people you work with. Realize that NASA's people are probably smarter then most of the people reading this comment.
Realize what works in NASA's environment likely won't work in the vast majority of the world, not to mention America.
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Think of the type of people who work at NASA. Now think of the type of people who work around you.
Realize that NASA's people are somewhere between slightly more intelligent then the people you work with, to massively more intelligent then the people you work with. Realize that NASA's people are probably smarter then most of the people reading this comment.
Realize what works in NASA's environment likely won't work in the vast majority of the world, not to mention America.
First, I don't think that the general employee base at NASA is any intelligent than at any other large government organization.
Second, I work at an organization that has many very smart people - from very bright grad students to PhD's at the top of their field. And they are the ones that need the most hand holding when it comes to IT.
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First, I don't think that the general employee base at NASA is any intelligent than at any other large government organization.
Second, I work at an organization that has many very smart people - from very bright grad students to PhD's at the top of their field. And they are the ones that need the most hand holding when it comes to IT.
Of course, the level of support required will also depend on the type and scale of your organization's IT infrastructure. In addition, Google and Bing simply won't help if you're dealing with vendors who don't have a large installed base or online documentation.
What I'm trying to say is that NASA is such a unique environment, they shouldn't be suggesting that what works for them will work for the rest of the world.
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I find the opposite to be true.
I've been in the IT industry for somewhere around 15 years. I've worked on help desks. I've done vertical systems support. I've done software testing. I've been a developer. Presently I'm working part time on a help desk while putting myself through grad school.
Smart people generally need less help and the help they need is generally along the lines of being pushed in the right direction rather than being hand-held through the process.
But perhaps you're conflating being highly
BING??! (Score:3, Insightful)
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Not intentionally of course. but too many places have automatic Bing popups.
Anyway, whaty a stupid name. Bing is the guy who sang White Christmas and starred in movies with Bob Hope. Whats that got to with a search engine.
BTW what does NASA have to do with help desks? Its not like they sell products or services. Is someone going to call them up and ask how to get a picture of Uranus for their screensaver.
Re: BING??! (Score:1)
I do.
I do marketing work as well as my usual IT and web design for small business. I live in Florida. Old people with money who have computers but are not very computer literate and dont want to change their ways who happen to have money. Hmm I wonder which browser they use? Gee, I wonder if they opened their browser of choice if they would manually go to www.google.com and make it their default search engine? Now lets take a guess what their browser of choice defaults to on their computer? It is pretty obv
Yes and No (Score:2)
You bloody idiot: (Score:2)
If my "by our lady" mobile device was working well enough to google it, I wouldn't need the help in the "by our lady" first place!
A JPLer's view (Score:2)
Both ends of this are wrong, at least in the short to medium term: our data's not that accessible, and most things you call the help desk for are not Googlable (if that's a word). Things like JPL's internal policies and procedures, for example -- we have an internal, Google-based search engine, but it's not able to find everything by a long shot.
Also, as it happens, our help desk is very good -- even if it is run by Lockheed Martin -- and it would actually be a shame to see it go away. This might change s
This is ridiculous (Score:1)
If you're not using your helpdesk, it's probably because your helpdesk is ineffective. Not because "you're too smart to use it."
This all sounds all very ivory tower; if you know anything about ITIL you know that helpdesks are most effective when there's a *single* point of contact for all tech issues. As some services move to the cloud this creates even more support & management points. Meaning helpdesk becomes more important for people who want to actually get their work done rather than just trying
They'll be around for a long time to come. (Score:2)
Mobile just means more legs to potentially call about. If I'm at home, I have to (rarely) call my internet provider. Not because I'm inept, but to report/get status on an outage.
If my work VPN disables my account for one reason or another, I have to call to get it restored.
If my mail server is out (actually hasn't happened to me in the last 8 years), then I'd have to call.
It's not always about what you know/don't know how to do, sometimes you need something done that you can't actually do yourself.
Car metaphor time (Score:3)
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At least the guys at the garage don't ask you to shut off the car and restart it, to see if that fixes the problem.
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The simple answer is: restarting a computer fixes 99% of the problems 99% of the time. It's also sometimes the easiest thing to tell a user to do. Yes, really. It's easier to tell a user to reboot the computer than it is to ask them to log off and log on.
#1. Windows group policies are applied at startup and logon. Logon scripts are only run, yo
Improved Car metaphor time (Score:2)
Its more like the head of a chain of aircraft engine shops saying no one needs to take their car to an outside specialist to have their engine rebuilt because everyone who works for him either can do it for themselves or can find someone in their circle of acquaintances who can.
Oblivious... (Score:2)
aMiXncg@verizon.com (Score:2)
I have rarely used a help desk. I spent much of my career in Asia and the former Soviet Union in the pre-Skype days. If I had a problem there was no one I could sensibly call and speak to in English. Mainly I have used help forums for the last 15 years. There is an etiquette to this, but the results are usually very satisfactory. Rarely do I even have to pose the question myself. A thoughtful search of a well-chosen forum often discloses a thread started by somebody with the same problem I had. In recent ye
The Trouble is that NASA has become a PR-outfit (Score:1)
Some pundits even argue that the Space Shuttle was only a wasteful form of space tourism [in-other-news.com]. (I.e.: What is "payload specialist" and political science major Sultan bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud doing on the Space Shuttle?)
Now, after the Space Shuttle is history and one probe after another gets cancelled, it's not even space tourism anymore, it's purely PR.
It can be done with Gen X & Y users (Score:1)
THe issue you need is if your workstation isn't running.People can read things themselves and do a lot more than fixing a car as an analogy that someone put it.
Otherwise you need I.T. and not google an answer if the share with all the critical work files vanishes off their desktop or other work related issue that needs to get fixed ASAP so people can work.Obviously you can't give everyone administrative rights to play with sharepoint or a share on the network to troubleshoot it themselves.
I know a CTO that needs to be fired (Score:2)
Seriously - if your help desk is so incompetent, antagonistic, and/or slow that they can get faster or more helpful answers from Google or a co-worker, it doesn't mean that your system isn't necessary - it means that the people you are hiring are no-fucking-good at their job. Time to turn your position over to someone who can run your department properly.
Clueless (Score:2)
Help desk of the future? (Score:1)