ERP Vendors Get Into Medical Marijuana Business 138
jfruhlinger writes "As medical marijuana is legalized in more and more states, a new market is emerging for ERP applications that can handle this unique business. Many people running medical marijuana dispenseries aren't used to running legitimate businesses and need technical help doing so. In addition, the drug itself is tricky to keep track of; as one vendor puts it, 'there's no other product that is sold by weight that evaporates, dehydrates and [turns into] shake.'"
Super unique. (Score:1)
Maybe tobacco companies know a thing or two? Bars? Starbucks, even?
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Repeat after me, we are all individuals. Yeah, the whole premise here is lame. ERPs are essentially custom tailored one-stop solutions for your business, it's pretty close to the definition of an ERP. So they wrote some special stuff for this business, just like they do for every business. Yawn.
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Look at small business Ag Business software and solutions.
"...there's no other product that is sold by weight that evaporates, dehydrates and [turns into] shake." - Thats just not true, grain is sold by weight, it dehydrates, some of it is lost from mechanical breakdown, rot, etc
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Yeah that seems to be a pretty ridiculous claim, there are plenty of products that degrade over time and experience shrinkage etc. Since I work at one of the larger business software companies, I'll ask around for what kind of solutions we have for this. I suspect that we'll have plenty to offer, the only problem I see is that most of these operations might be a bit too small.
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I'm sure there are plenty of other products that lose weight due to dehydration and bits of it just turning into dust... but can you think of any that are sold for 10-20 bucks a gram? prices like that.. that's the realm of precious metals.
then again, i have no idea what the prices at those stores are like. that's just general street price for the stuff.
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You are dead on with your dispensary prices.
So glad I grow my own. AAA Medical, 20 bucks an OUNCE. Not per GRAM.
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But why does it cost you $20/ounce to grow your own? I would have expected it to be more like $2/ounce, or $0.20/ounce. Seeds: free (or a one time expense). Growing pots: $10, reusable forever. Potting soil (per pot) $3 if that. Water, fertilizer, light -- so little that it might as well be free but hell, call it $1/plant. Human t
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$20/ounce is actually a low price. Most outdoor growers average $50 an ounce to obtain AAA medical quality. Most indoor growers using HID spend about $100-150 per AAA ounce produced. Also, outdoor growing is actually very inefficient and soil takes much longer than hydro to produce a crop.
It's cheaper for me because my particular system drops resource usage WAY, WAY down. LED for growth, NFT for highly reduced water usage and nutrient usage.
Waste not, pay not.
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Of course I'm a bit cynical about what "AAA medical quality" is of a drug that generally isn't assayed, that is grown from dozens
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possibly printer ink..
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Re:Super unique. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Super unique. (Score:4, Informative)
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Tea does the same thing. It goes from full leaf to fragments used for bagged tea or seasoning uses.
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If you want to -really- make a pot application dazzle your customers, maybe think about putting in a module which will do a google search for "deep questions" and then randomly put one into the report.
"You
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Interestingly enough there is a growing market for cannabis potency testing and one of the perks is knowing what type of nutrients are used. While this is a bit beyond (de)hydration the value goes beyond the plant matter. Various companies offer services in several states (California is not alone in the approval of medicinal cannabis), however consistency and practices vary wildly from company to company. A practical example: In the later stages of development some growers use nutrients which are high in po
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from http://beeradvocate.com/articles/518 [beeradvocate.com]:
"To convert ABW to ABV, simply multiply the ABW by 1.25. So a 7 percent ABW beer would be a 9 percent ABV beer. If for some reason you want to convert from ABV to ABW, multiply the ABV percent by 0.8"
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it depends if you measure specific gravity, %volume or proof.
Re:Super unique. (Score:4, Funny)
Starbucks, even?
We don't have time for a handjob.
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ERP? (Score:4, Informative)
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Did they change their business model and name to "weedbucks?"
How about WH Spliff?
Send your mod points on a postcard to Paul Merton.
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I think that's right. We're talking about software designed to help with business resource management.
Wish TFA or TFS had expanded the acronym.
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Yeah and you have to be high to believe that ERP is necessary to run a dispensary. I just can't imagine that they're bringing in enough customers to need that kind of database horsepower.
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and the buzzword bingo continues (Score:2)
I imagine we call them ERPs to jack up the price and set up a business model where there's continuous fucking^W servicing of the customer.
Honestly, after working within them for the past decade, I can't imagine anyone would want to calcify their business with such a tightly coupled morass requiring continuous upgrades.
Just terrible
Article doesn't even mention it (Score:2)
Interesting to note that the term "ERP" does not appear even once in the body of the article.
It's two pages, run searches on both... it ain't there.
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Wish the article would have cleared this up better.
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And what does this mean: 'there's no other product that is sold by weight that evaporates, dehydrates and [turns into] shake.'. Really, no other product? Medical Marijuana is the only plant-based product on the entire planet?
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Yes, the type of software that Exxon uses.
ERP manages many types of business activities, from manufacturing to materials management and HR to shipping and receiving.
For more info, you can visit a website of one of the ERP leaders - http://www.sap.com/ [sap.com]
No, I don't work for or with SAP anymore. I just know how powerful it can be.
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Ins't it time for SANE drug laws? (Score:1, Interesting)
SugarCRM? (Score:2)
Is there a SugarCRM module for running a medicinal marijuana biz?
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The Mile High City (Score:2)
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I guess a stoner wouldn't know (Score:5, Insightful)
Plenty of businesses have to take this sort of thing into account. Look at any food service; they have to constantly calculate their 'food cost' and margin because food they buy doesn't always equal portions served; you sometimes get more or less in a dish, not to mention the stuff the cook dropped on the floor and didn't put back in the bowl, plus what the employees helped themselves to....
I thought stoners were the people who staffed the food service industry. I guess either I was wrong or they were just too high to notice how the business works.
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Any Food Service Inc. isn't dealing with a controlled substance, which means they do not need to account for what happened to every gram of merchandise.
- It says here you stocked X grams, but only sold half of it. Where's the rest?
- It evaporated!
Classic.
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Alright then, how about... a compounding pharmacy that deals with narcotics? I mean really. They're selling medicine compounded into different forms, this isn't some kind of strange, unique new business they're in. I can get compounded codeine lollipops for my kids from a pharmacy. Pot brownies aren't all that different.
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I don't really know the specifics of their business, but plants can evaporate a massive amount when fresh.
If they are growing there own this could be an issue.
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IIRC, the laws in Colorado state that dispensaries have to grow 70% of the product they sell.
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...not to mention the stuff the cook dropped on the floor and didn't put back in the bowl..
Industry analysts predict that observing the 5 second rule saves small business an estimated 17 billion a year.
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not to mention the stuff the cook dropped on the floor and didn't put back in the bowl
A, those wasteful cooks... Hey, please could someone explain to this guy that you only throw away food from the floor if there's a guy from sanitary inspection who is watching...
ERP CRM KISS WTF? (Score:1)
there's no other product ... (Score:2)
"... there's no other product that is sold by weight that evaporates, dehydrates and [turns into] shake."
Uh... breakfast cereal? Wait... Well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
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Cap'n Chronic FTW!
http://www.weedwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/capn_chronic_cereal.jpg [weedwisdom.com]
Your doing it wrong... (Score:2)
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It's medical marijuana, right?
So who gives a shit if it is palatable. I'm pretty sure chemo therapy meds aren't very palatable either. Heck, cough syrup is not what I would call tasty.
Big Business (Score:2)
How do they handle... (Score:2)
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Federal law trumps state law? Well there's your problem. What ever happened to a weak federal government and a strong state/local government down there in the US anyway...
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It's a little more complex than that. For areas that the Constitution grants authority to the Federal Government, Federal law has *always* (well, at least as long as the Constitution has been ratified) been the case that Federal law pre-empts State law.
However, the argument that Federal laws regulating drug related activities that occur entirely within a State's borders somehow fall under the constitutional authority of the federal government seems rather strange to me.
There's the concept, embodied in the C
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The part that always confused me is that when the Federal government wanted to ban a recreational drug back in 1919, they needed to pass a Constitutional amendment (XVIII) to do so. The Federal government didn't have the power to do it beforehand, so we passed an amendment; that's how the system works. (We later repealed that when it became clear that it was a terrible idea; another thing we sadly don't do anymore). Anyway, why is it that banning a recreational drug needed an amendment then but doesn't now?
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That theory died around 1861...
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Actually, you CAN tax illegal things. That's how they got Al Capone: tax evasion.
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That's how they got Al Capone: income tax evasion.
FTFW
Seriously, though, they weren't taxing the moonshine he was running; it was the income (admittedly, that came from illegal activities) that he wasn't reporting that got him busted. It just happened to be a hell of a lot easier to prove he had the income than it was to prove where it came from.
I'm not too suprised... (Score:2)
Finally - a 'cloud' solution (Score:2)
Yes, pun intended, but seriously: many dispensaries are still getting raided by the feds, who take their computers and customer lists. Maybe a cloud-based ERP solution would be a good way to get around this, assuming you could crypto the fuck out of it. Just figure out how to remember the password before you toke up, and don't write the password down on rolling papers.
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How does the cloud site, based most likely in america, get around this? Seems like it would be much more legally opertune to go for a centralized offsite cloud site, than hundreds of small businesses.
Especially one which being a cloud, most likely crosses interstate lines? I could not think of a worse use for a "cloud" system than something federally illegal
Why keep a customer list in the first place? No one writes down your info if you buy cigarettes I am pretty sure. This article is just stupid.
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I think by "cloud" solution, the GP is intending something which is not owned and controlled by a single entity, but more of a massive peer-to-peer network. Something where your copies of your data are maintained all over the place, and where only small 'fragments' of your data are on any one computer.
Add encryption so that you are the only one who can re-assemble and decrypt those fragments, and the security of the data would be somewhat good (although, as you rightly point out, if the Feds really want you
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Check this Out (Score:1)
It is a CRM/POS that uses PHP/MySQL and it is apparently open-source!
Old news... ? (Score:1)
Dope Wars [sourceforge.net]
Amateurs (Score:3, Insightful)
Many people running medical marijuana dispensaries aren't used to running legitimate businesses.
Right. We'd be better off if the stuff was just made a class II or III prescription drug and dispensed at real pharmacies. Some people have a medical need for it, but nowhere as many as the number of people wanting it.
Having lived near San Francisco for years, I'm not impressed with the stoner community. There are way too many burnout cases on the streets.
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>There are way too many burnout cases on the streets.
And that's a result of marijuana use among people who are otherwise completely sober?
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FYI the burnout cases on the streets aren't pot heads. They're likely heroin addicts or alcoholics. you probably don't know the difference. The burnouts are always going to be burnouts.
FYI I am a 4.0 university student who smokes weed.
It makes no sense to ban a substance from people like me because of a very small percentage of people who are not likely to achieve much in the first place. I'm in Denver, which is often talked about as the most weed friendly place in the US so YMMV, but I know more successful
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FYI I am a 4.0 university student who smokes weed.
Oh, no! Don't tell me you're one of those [southparkstudios.com].
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The Dutch did. Turns out that the overhead of the medical system is so big, even those with prescriptions don't bother and just go to the local dealer.
(Medical marijuana typically isn't covered by insurances, so patients pay either way).
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Let's get real though..... Yes, it's a valid drug to treat a number of issues, but unlike most prescription drugs, it's ALSO a relatively safe drug to use recreationally. The only reason we see the concern over it being handled via dispensaries and requiring a prescription at all is because that's the easiest "baby step" to take towards total legalization. If you want to release the government's grip on it, it's not really effective to complain that "I can't go out and get stoned with my buddies!" Govt.
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In which language does "weight" rhyme with "shake"?
Considering the subject, I'd say it's more like blank verse.
Though I can think of at least two other products that "evaporate(s), dehydrate(s) and [turns into] shake".
Neither of them are particularly good for you.
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ight, ake and ate are all very similar and can be happily rhymed,
But i am sure you will disagree and respond in due time
the weight of the shake got me baked - dehydrate!
you know how to rhyme right? You just didnt want the limelight? i agree, best stay outta sight!
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It's a slant rhyme (aka a half rhyme).
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As in Shake and Bake?
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As in Shake and Bake?
As in Wake and Bake. FTFY.
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It is also complete nonsense.
Evaporation is a serious factor in the aging of Whiskey. The so calledAngel's share [wikipedia.org].
So whiskey may be sold by volume, but the effect is the same.
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Speaking of evaporation, I used to work on a custom bill-of-material system for radiopharmaceuticals. We couldn't use an off-the-shelf system, because the active ingredients have short lifetimes. That meant that we had to track the precise age of the product in order to calculate the proper doses. For example, iodine-131's half-life is roughly 8 days, which means you lose 8% of your product a day, while technetium-99m's is a scant 6 hours, meaning you lose 12% every hour.
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Not if the jackbooted fed shitheads and their Christian lapdogs in the lobbying groups^W^W churches keep trying to fight against what states voted for.
Remember, we fought a war over this before and the federal government won.
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Not if the jackbooted fed shitheads and their Christian lapdogs in the lobbying groups^W^W churches keep trying to fight against what states voted for.
Remember, we fought a war over this before and the federal government won.
To register for medical marijuana is to register for a federal DEA bust while the CIA brings cocaine and heroin into the country with impunity.
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Not if the jackbooted fed shitheads and their Christian lapdogs in the lobbying groups^W^W churches keep trying to fight against what states voted for.
Remember, we fought a war over this before and the federal government won.
Wrong.
The Civil War was fought over the issue of slavery. Anyone who claims otherwise is a fool who doesn't know history, or a racist pining for the Good Old Days when blacks knew their place.
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mod the bloke up, please!