Employees Would Steal Data When Leaving a Job 457
An anonymous reader writes "Employees openly admit they would take company data, including customer data and product plans, when leaving a job. In response to a recent survey, 49% of US workers and 52% of British workers admitted they would take some form of company property with them when leaving a position: 29% (US) and 23% (UK) would take customer data, including contact information; 23% (US) and 22% (UK) would take electronic files; 15% (US) and 17% (UK) would take product information, including designs and plans; and 13% (US) and 22% (UK) would take small office supplies."
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That's pointless. Better to confiscate all their personal digital equipment.
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Nuke them from orbit?
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I'm confused. They can't accuse you of literally walking out with the data, but they can, may, and probably should accuse you of figuratively walking out with the data.
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This is why I just keep an up to date private encrypted copy of any software files I produce. So in the event of being escorted out I'm not without work I've produced so I can reference it down the road. Yeah the company owns the copyright, but sometimes I like to see how I did something (even if I have to do it a different way the next time).
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Exactly. I've spent periods of a couple weeks developing some algorithm or in a seldom-used programming language and taking a quick look at my old code helps jog the memory and save lots of time. I've done this several times- taking bits of code and other developed knowledge from an employer I've left, including some very places which some consider "security-minded".
But here's the difference between this and the actual topic in TFA.
The intention is to maintain my gained knowledge, not to harm the employer,
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I think this is fine, but I'm not a lawyer.
If I were, I might say that the academic value of the code you've written on company time is the company's, as well. I might suggest that you are, therefore, stealing. The cleverness of the code that you're reviewing was bought and paid for by the company that employed you at the time.
Now, again, I don't personally feel that it should be a problem. I've even taken software (quick scripts and the like -- I generally suck at coding proper) from job to job for the
Re:So. (Score:5, Insightful)
True story time: A friend of mine was fired from a small cash-strapped company in Arizona. They had promised him bonus money for working nights and weekends for several months strait (amounting to nearly 50k). Instead of coming up with the money, the owner of the company decided it would be more advantageous to fire him (without true cause) and not pay up so the balance sheet of the company would look better for his board of directors meeting. The owner even tried to block my friends unemployment claim and invented reasons for dismissing him (lied in court).
Fortunately for my friend, he backed up his work email before leaving. With the email record, he was able to show in court that his boss was a lying scumbag by producing contradicting documentation to his boss's sworn statements and get unemployment. Using the court record from the unemployment hearing showing that his employer fired hims without just cause, he was then able to sue his former employer and get recompensed for the promised bonus money (again producing the email record where his boss stated how he would be compensated and how they needed him to work like a dog for several months).
Had he not backed up his work email it would have been his word against his former employer. He most likely would not have been able to get unemployment and definitely would have never seen a dime of the money that was promised to him.
The moral of the story is that you need to weigh your employers security policy that's there to protect them, against what is required to protect yourself.
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... Or you could just anonymously hand it over to wikileaks ... They'll be sure to redact the names of your variables so they don't get hurt. ;-)
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I actually support removing access privileges instantly in all cases where the employee is leaving: even if they're working out their final two weeks or something, it's better to have them having to do their work through someone who needs to learn how to do their job, than it is to have them "writing documentation" or "doing training" or any of a number of other stupid transition methods.
As far as preventing someone from stealing, I don't see how it would work for a tech industry. If your industry has tight
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Indeed. I care about my work. If I give 2 weeks notice them I'm available for 2 weeks to help them get their shit together so that someone else can take care of what I was doing and I can wrap up any lose ends. If the treatment though is basically to lock me out of everything though, then I'm not even going to bother.
What's the sense in it anyways? If you do that dance every time someone decided to leave then anyone who actually wants to sneak out information is going to do it the day BEFORE they turn in their 2 week notice anyways.
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The reason I don't like leaving people with access is because they don't train people if they can fix the problem themselves. Period. It's not about being worried that someone is going to steal something, it's about being worried that something breaks on a regular basis that no one else knows how to fix.
Re:So. (Score:5, Insightful)
*laugh* My last job basically gave me 6 weeks until my last day, and a rather generous severance package, for which I was grateful. They did, however, get rid of my co-workers almost immediately and left me in a caretaker position to wind down operations of the product. (The ones who were gone right away got essentially the same package as me, but had no further obligations.)
The problem was, as we got closer to the date I was to be done, they were having some issues related to some new business -- a pretty big dollar customer and some deficiencies in the software. The sales people were getting increasingly shrill that we needed to implement certain features which they sold (but didn't exist) or we'd lose the business. There was no way in hell to implement the features in the time line with the remaining resources.
Eventually, I had to tell them that I care 50% less with each passing day, and if this business was so damned critical, why had they let go of the entire development team?
At some point, it becomes something of an abuse of my good will to tell me how vital the product is to quarterly revenues while at the same time telling me they don't need me to do it any more. I don't care if the salesmen/executives aren't getting their bonus any more, that's not my problem.
Sometimes, companies just develop a very screwed up sense of what they should be expecting from the employees they're in the middle of laying off.
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Uggh. I had that happen to me once.
I was an admin for a small workgroup within our company. They were letting the VP we reported to go, but they needed to ensure that he'd not be able to access the machines once they did it.
The guy from HR pulled me aside and told
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Work 52 weeks, leave on the last day without giving any notice. Receive 52 weeks of pay.
Option B:
Work 50 weeks, give 2 weeks notice, then work 2 more weeks. Still receive 52 weeks of pay.
Since the total pay is exactly the same whether you give the two weeks notice courtesy or not, the company isn't extending any sort of courtesy. In fact, it's illegal for them not to pay you for the last two weeks.
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Just because you offer to resign in two weeks does not mean your employer has to accept your offer. They can choose to accept your offer or they could just fire you right there on the spot. If they chose the lat
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Lots of companies pay the two weeks, thinking they can avoid the possibility of any litigation. The 2 weeks pay is a "cost of doing business" and they will often pay employees even if they are not reporting to work. But make no mistake, they don't have to do it that way.
More importantly, you could draw unemployment which affects your employer if they decide to fire you. They may decide that it's worth they two weeks pay (and work) to avoid dealing with the paperwork. If you quit, you don't usually qualify for unemployment.
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s/can\'t/will have a harder time stealing it/
Never say never.
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For example, it mentions 'contacts'. Now, if you are a salesman AND the company introduced you to those contacts, then that would be company product. But if you are a computer programmer, copying your contacts is NOT stealing from the company. Furthermore, the courts have also ruled that even if you ARE a salesman, that taking contacts with you that you developed without aid from your company is again, NOT stealing (this is despite the stock brokerage firms repeatedly trying to ignore this law.)
These kind of stories are kind of like the shmucks that complain about IT people using their work PC, during work hours, to check their email. Then they want you to check answer your work emails at home via blackberry, even after working hours.
You need to take this kind of crap with boulder of skepticism
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Exactly. Th
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That depends. Taking data is not the same as stealing it.
A lot depends upon the intellectual property clauses in the contract (often restrictive), but sometimes the IP is shared by the company and the individual. What if you work in research and the project was funded by a federal grant? That could very well be public information. What's better: letting your x-staff have a few minutes with a thumb drive and intimate knowledge of the directory information or dealing with the headache of freedom of inform
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This is so true!
I can't count how many times I've had people tell me something like "Gee, that job offer sounded really good but we're in the middle of a project and it would derail it if I left..." or "....I really wanted to give them 30 days notice but they wanted me right away at my new job and I couldn't do that."
WHAT!? Who cares! Most employers (corporate and small) will terminate an employee without any advance notice if there's even the slightest financial advantage to them, and in fact, that is SO
Sad Clown:( (Score:4, Interesting)
That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(
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I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(
Well, at least they were honest with the survey taker...
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Because stealing is wrong?
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Sure stealing is wrong, but copying data is not stealing. If I take code written in house for in-house use from one employer to another how has the old one lost anything if the new one starts using it in house?
My own fall back is that some useful software that I have written for my current employer is now GPLed because I asked them if it could be. If I ever lose this job I'll be hawking my skills in setting up that software from one end of the country to the other.
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Like, your sig. I've read your sig. I've "taken it". I know it now. I don't particularly get it, but I could repeat it if need be. What have you lost? Where is the theft? What was stolen?
The state of that information being public or private doesn't change any of that. It makes the the act a breach of privacy, copyright infringement, or espionage. But not theft.
It's kind of a nitpicky dis
Re:Sad Clown:( (Score:5, Insightful)
Your morals =! other's morals. I'm sure folks out there who work 80 hours a week for months on end and then get shitcanned see it a tad bit differently (although I'm not defending stealing in any form, just the perspective)
Re:Sad Clown:( (Score:4, Insightful)
Because stealing is wrong?
So is most of the shit they pull on their employees but as they keep reminding us "It's just business." Morality doesn't come in to it.
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I disagree. If the environment you live in is devoid of morals, then you can't fault someone who has no control over the environment for not bothering to act morally.
As the other poster said, "what's good for the goose is good for the gander". If companies want moral behavior from employees, they need to act moral themselves. They don't do that any more, so they have no right to expect moral behavior. Fuck 'em.
If the society is collapsing due to immorality, then the people at the top of society only hav
Re:Sad Clown:( (Score:5, Insightful)
So working for a company that treats you like shit, cuts your pay, bullies you to work long hours, and then fires you is fine, but walking with a couple of boxes of pens is sacrilege?
I don't put myself in that sort of position: I don't usually have much trouble finding work, so I walk before I get stressed to that point. But I can certainly understand why a basically honest person might feel entitled to rip off a dishonest employer.
Honesty is a two way street.
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Yep, exactly .... What these surveys DON'T collect is information on WHY individuals felt entitled to, or at least ok with walking out with company information or property.
You don't see 49% of American workers openly stealing property from their neighbors or other people they do business with, right? (If you did, you'd have practically every other person in line at the store getting arrested for shoplifting!)
In my current job position, I'm privy to quite a bit of company "proprietary information" and I have no interest in taking/keeping a bit of it. (Among other things, I wouldn't even really know what to do with it if I had it. I don't work for an I.T. related firm, though I'm in I.T. Their information and customer data is worthless to me, personally.) But I do remember working for a PC service place once before where I *did* hang onto a bunch of customer records. Why? Because after making every effort to work with the owner and his struggling business, he turned on me, falsely deciding I was "out to get him/sabotage his business", and quit sending me service calls with no warning or explanation. (To this day, I never really got a satisfactory answer to what was going on ... I was able to put together some of the pieces, though. I *think* what happened is his receptionist/office assistant decided she needed references or leads for a new job, so she started going through his customer lists to find contact info for people she knew would say positive things about her. The owner came in that night and saw his stuff had been gone through, so he assumed it was me, planning on stealing all of his customers.)
At that point? I realized I still had the opportunity to hang onto a lot of his customer data because he had left it up on a web site calendar/scheduler application and not locked me out or deleted it yet - so I downloaded it and started soliciting the people directly. He threatened a lawsuit with a boilerplate letter from his attorney, but they didn't have a leg to stand on, because I never even signed a non-disclosure or non-compete agreement with them when I worked there! In the end, he decided to ditch his business and get a full-time job elsewhere, and many of his former customers were very pleased to know I was still around, because I was the one doing 90% of the service calls to them in the first place.
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So working for a company that treats you like shit, cuts your pay, bullies you to work long hours, and then fires you is fine, but walking with a couple of boxes of pens is sacrilege?
No one called it sacrilege, they called it dishonest, because those actions are considered to be theft. And yes, even if your employer is very, VERY mean to you, stealing things from him/her is still theft. It may or may not be justified, but there is no way to argue that it is not theft.
Also, the survey didn't ask people if they would steal a couple boxes of pens from an employer that treated them like shit, cut their pay, bullied them into long hours, and fired them. Rather, the survey asked if people wou
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In other words, "Yes, officer, there are Jews hiding in the basement."
Also, contrary to popular opinion, there's nothing inherently dishonest about taking something which "belongs to someone else", tedious capitalist philosophers and their attempt to turn economics into physics notwithstanding. You might start getting dishonest when you swindle stuff from the company by lying, or if you start preaching about how you've never taken anything from anyone without paying. But announcing, "I'd take office supplie
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I agree. I value my personal integrity quite highly, more highly than my job, so I tend to quit when the latter threatens to compromise the former.
I'm saying I understand why people would do it. I think often it's just symbolic: an attempt for them to salvage a little face, a little self-esteem from a crappy situation.
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As far as it goes, I'm completely Ammoral and Mercenary. Unless there's something in it for me, it aint getting done.
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That's actually pretty saddening. I would have hoped that people were more honest and trustworthy than that:(
Makes sense to me. Companies generally don't show any loyalty to their employees[0], so obviously employees are going to start behaving the same way.
As ye sow, so shall ye reap, etc, etc. These organisations have no-one to blame but themselves.
[0] The only exception to this I've seen in the last ~10 years is small, family run businesses where the employee knows the family socially.
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but seriously, I was also a bit surprised at the high numbers. I guess I'd be tempted to take some code I've written though.
Re:Sad Clown:( (Score:4, Informative)
Employee loyalty died when "personnel" became "human resources". When you treat people like a resource to be mined for your own gain why would they treat the company differently ?
Code? (Score:3, Interesting)
I've got a number of code libraries that migrate with me, but that's about it. Most of it I've opensourced at various times anyway. Far as I'm concerned, that sort of thing belongs to me in the first place.
Usually works out to their advantage: I had a guy contact me about some python code (my name is always in the header, along with my permanent email), and it turned out I was still using it, and had updated it enough to fix the problems that he was having with it. I was trying to figure out how he'd gotten his hands on such an old version when the email address registered.
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however if you work as a contractor or freelance programmer or some such then it's fairly trivial to sketch in an exclusion for a handful of libraries + a licence for your employer to use them whenever it comes time to sign contracts.
your boss doesn't automatically own anything you created before you started working for them.
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Whether or not you own the software you work on depends on the contract (if any) you sign with the place of employment or contracting agency you work with, and there are exceptions.
At one of my previous jobs, the company was perfectly happy to allow employees to open source (as in GPL) software they worked on in the workplace as long as it wasn't something the company was selling for a profit.
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Note that I posted this in an article about stealing stuff from work.
No shit I don't own the copyright. I don't own the copyright on this post.
However, since this post and my backend code libraries are both invisible to management, I can walk with 'em. And I don't see anything morally wrong with it.
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Depends on circumstances (Score:3, Interesting)
Leaving on my own? I'd take nothing except my paycheck.
Fired and I deserved it? A few pens. Pack of paper.
Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.
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Perhaps he meant a lawsuit from a customer who found out his information was being sold online?
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This is where working in IS has its perks. A lot of companies boil down to either dealing with data or providing a service, and most that provide services hang onto their customer data, so all in all - there is a lot of data to be had. Working IT, you generally have more access and privileges than other members of the company. I mean, I have access to active directory to add and remove and edit people's accounts. There is nothing stopping me from giving my own account full admin rights to everything (which
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Leaving on my own? I'd take nothing except my paycheck.
Fired and I deserved it? A few pens. Pack of paper.
Fired and I didn't deserve it? I'd GIVE them a lawsuit.
Unfortunately for most people (and I'm betting you too) we live in "At Will" [wikipedia.org] work environments. So you'd have no law suit unless they REALLY trumped up charges (i.e. theft, assault, etc.).
So what's the solution? (Score:3, Funny)
Arrest 49% of the employees that leave the company?
It's my stapler (Score:5, Funny)
I just want my stapler back... The new ones aren't as good as the swinglines.
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Would they use it? (Score:5, Insightful)
The obvious, interesting follow-up question is, how many of them would sell, share, or otherwise exploit that data? Would they take measures to protect it, or simply misplace it? I figure at least some of that's got to be people who don't see the point in deleting that sly backup they made so they could work on their reports at home, or whatever, and those are people who don't represent a threat to company security. "Stealing" data itself causes the company no harm. Using the customer list to set up one's own business, losing that data on the bus, or selling on some trade secrets, is where the concern lies.
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Just what we need, more ammo to put multi-year non-competition agreements on employees.
I live where that one really big business used to be, what was it called... Apple hated them... IBM or something I think. =P I've seen thousands of jobs slashed here in my time, and a lot of those people walked out the door with a clause behind them stating they couldn't even begin to work in the industry again for at least a year.
A year is a long, long, long time for your typical family to drop from working wages to unemployment.
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I live where that one really big business used to be, what was it called... Apple hated them... IBM or something I think. =P I've seen thousands of jobs slashed here in my time, and a lot of those people walked out the door with a clause behind them stating they couldn't even begin to work in the industry again for at least a year.
this is just another reason why California is one of the best places to be a tech employee, if you can find a job anyway. You can't enforce a noncompetition clause against a person in this state, only against a business.
I don't understand this arrangement (Score:5, Informative)
It's like unemployment. You don't just automatically get unemployment if you are out of work. If you are terminated for cause, then you get no unemployment. If you quit on your own, you get no unemployment. However, if you are laid off, then you will qualify for unemployment.
Non-compete agreements have the same basic legal structure. You can't be held to a non-compete if your employer lays you off as a normal part of downsizing. You may very well be held to a non-compete if you are fired for cause and/or quit on your own.
The distinction is subtle, but important in the eyes of the law.
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My girlfriend is an HR recruiter, and we've spent some time talking about non-competes. In several states, they are specific laws that make them illegal to enforce. Employers can scare you with them, but they can't back them up. California is the most prominent state that does not honor non-competes. Furthermore, in most other states, non-competes are unenforcible.
Non-competes are a scare tactic that employers may use against former employees; however, the courts are smart enough to realize that people have
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'Steal' (Score:3, Insightful)
How do you steal data if you copied it? Goes back to the whole MPAA thing with music.
I think it's all about what you can use in the future. If I do a number of excel sheets which are used for layout optimization, and take copies for reference later, is that wrong? How about my outlook contacts which might come in handy later? I think if it's purely business between you and the company, then keep it clean (with the exceptions I used above). If it's ugly, still keep it clean as possible, but don't do them any favors.
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While making a (potentially) illegal copy of a public work is "copyright infringement", I readily call taking trade secrets "stealing". There's a big difference between taking a published work and an unpublished one.
But what sectors were interviewed? (Score:2)
That proportion seems a little high for say, IT workers, who'd probably have little use for customer data outside the job they're in, but I could imagine sales staff however being more likely to do such a thing because having a good network of contacts can be a major benefit when moving into other jobs as a salesman- especially if you're on performance related pay and need to hit sales targets, there is quite high financial motive there for it.
Also from another point of view, it's possibly a good indicator
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I agree that's likely, or even employees stealing code that they simply think is obvious and might be useful for home projects copying it with a completely innocent mindset. I'm just suprised at the customer data figures more than anything!
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> That proportion seems a little high for say, IT workers, who'd probably have little use for customer data
Imagine you were downsized in an economy that has ~10% unemployment, and you had good reason not to relocate from a high-unemployment area. IT is one area where it is really easy to start your own company with very little startup cost. It is also common due to office politics to have a really good idea ignored. You are now free to go to the customers directly and say, "I can save you $$$ over my old
No one should be surprised (Score:5, Insightful)
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Gotta consider the source (Score:5, Interesting)
"according to Harris Interactive."
If this is the same "Harris Interactive" that spams me 100x per week with polls to gather personally identifiable information from me for marketing purposes, then I'd say the "study" is probably bunk.
Stealing company supplies? (Score:5, Funny)
At my severance interview, the boss told me that the really good pens were on the top shelf.
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At my severance interview, the boss told me that the really good pens were on the top shelf.
And when Joseph's brothers left Egypt, he planted a goblet in one of Benjamin's sacks. Make sure you're not accidentally taking anything if you don't want a psycho higher-up to stir up trouble should they find out.
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Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Pen has possibilities...
I only wish... (Score:2, Interesting)
I only wish I had taken more when my previous employer closed its doors. I wrote some really amazingly cool little shell scripts for various systems administration and code deployment tasks that I neglected to grab copies of. I had to re-invent a few wheels over the past four years due to that short-sightedness.
Samples of my own code - heck yeah, company secrets or customer data? no way!
Office stuff? Only the crap I brought in with me: my 24" monitor, a couple mice and keyboards and my hella sweet phone hea
Give 2 months notice if leaving (Score:5, Interesting)
I knew a man who played the system quite well when leaving a job. He gave three months notice on his resignation letter, and they immediately revoked his access and escorted him from the building, but had to keep paying him for the three months.
Please don't do this....it won't end well for you (Score:5, Informative)
I don't know why that company would have to keep paying your friend. Once you offer up the fact that you plan to resign, the company is under no obligation to do anything else for you. In fact, they could have just as easily said "no" and fired him right there and then (like most employers will do).
Please, please, please do not follow the parent's advice on this. In almost all cases, it will not turn out well for you. I speak with authority because I am an employer and have dealt with this very issue recently. Attorneys were involved, counsel was sought, etc, etc. I am not talking out of my ass on this one.
Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y (Score:5, Insightful)
Your post is a glowing example as to why you never give two weeks notice. Simply wait until Friday at 4:30pm and let your employer know this will be your last day, and start your next gig on Monday.
Re:Please don't do this....it won't end well for y (Score:5, Funny)
Talk about not ending well. But then I said "That was well-done sir!" and he was so amused that he put his pinky up to his lips and gave me an evil laugh.
Believe me! I was there! That guy has like a Doctorate in Evil! Don't mess with any employers ever!
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Whenever I have given extended notice (and I always have), I have always had to train my successor, and do my regular work, which is harder, not easier, than normal.
In other news (Score:4, Insightful)
Bosses admit that they expect employees to do more work for the same amount of pay.
Asking US/UK workers and not asking India/Chinese? (Score:4, Interesting)
Rotten or Adversarial? (Score:4, Interesting)
Does this imply that people are rotten, or that the relationship between employer and employee is adversarial?
Maybe things have changed, or maybe I am coming to realize the reality that has always been. My perception is that there used to be a non-adversarial relationship between employer and employee. I think that has changed. I think you see it in every annual review, which resembles little so much as pulling teeth. The middle manager is pitted against the employee by the upper management basing the middle manager's compensation on how little he can get the employees to stick around for.
Smaller businesses have been getting driven out by the efficiencies-of-scale corps, so there are fewer and fewer jobs where the top guy is the one who talks directly to employees. I would wager it is easier to tell a middle manager to be adversarial than it is to be adversarial yourself. (hmm, tangent; which also hints at one of the natural forces of wealth concentration)
Anyway -- are people rotten, or are they responding to what I see as a shift in corporate culture? Corporate culture is bringing adversarial behavior within its walls. Perhaps it is only natural for that training to affect people's behavioral patterns. Or at least their sense of loyalty.
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Does this surprise anyone? (Score:2)
If a business treats its employees as human beings with respect, it will (generally) get respect in return.
If a business shows its employees that they are worthless, replaceable drones who may be dumped at any convenient time, then no, the business won't get any courtesy or respect in return.
It's not the sort of thing that shows up on a goddamn balance sheet, and I'm sick of so many larger firms moving ever more toward 'management by accountant' than actually making human decisions based on the long range v
Breaking news! Heads are attached! (Score:3, Insightful)
How could you leave a company and not take a lot of the data with you? ???
I wouldn't steal Data (Score:5, Funny)
He's too boring. I might steal Lore, though.
Or maybe Tasha Yar. MmMmmMmMMmmmmmm Tasha Yar.... auuruhghglglglgllll
I would be cautious about this survey (Score:2)
I would be cautious about this survey. The headline says "steal" but the article says "take," and those are different things. I get the feeling that this survey might be intended to find a particular result.
Here is a real world example from my experience.
I leave a company position at company X after some years, in a friendly fashion. I have a good friend who is an executive at one of company X's channel partners. Is his work contact information company X property ? What about his home contact info
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To be honest I'm a little surprised that so few would take office supplies.
And most wouldn't wait to be fired before taking them...
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The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair and that's all I need. I'm not some kind of jerk, after all.
Yeah, I can see that for office supplies (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, I can see the getting even with office supplies. "They may have demanded 100 hour weeks, treated me like dirt, and spat me out on the street the second I started showing the slightest signs of burnout, but I got a pen with their logo and 100 sheets of A4 paper! Take that, corporate oppressors! They're probably already regretting the day they decided to fire me!"
Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes (Score:5, Funny)
When I get sacked, I plan to grab all the doughnuts I can and run out of the building screaming incoherently.
Re:Supplies? No. Doughnuts? Yes (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait, that won't do. That's what I do every day...
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When I get sacked, I plan to grab all the doughnuts I can and run out of the building screaming incoherently.
Or even better: steal a couple of cans of beer from the drinks trolley.
Re:Contacts (Score:4, Insightful)