LHC Repair To Cost At Least $21 Million 163
ThanatosMinor writes "September's quench at the Large Hadron Collider is going to cost CERN at least $21 million and delay future collisions until June of 2009 at the earliest. Enjoy your last few months outside of an event horizon."
I'm starting to believe... (Score:5, Funny)
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The study is authored by Holger Nielsen and Masao Ninomiya, who argue that the very particles the LHC produces will prevent the accelerator from ever being used. Harvard post-doc and CERN collaborator Kevin Black relates their argument to the grandfather paradox - that a particle like the Higgs boson goes back in time and prevents its own birth (i.e. the future changes the events of the present).
...and...
As evidence, they provide the failed Superconducting Super Collider, which Congress canned in 1993 after spending $2 billion on the project.
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And Higgs is known as the God particle. Maybe God is stopping the construction of this modern Tower of Babel.
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Shame that "God Particle" was actually "God-dammed particle."
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If that is the case I hope he reads this and accepts my apologies. Or mods this post offtopic :p
When Memes Collide (Score:4, Funny)
This is not the Sarah Conner you are looking for.
This message brought to you by Speedy Boson Delivery Service -- "If it's not there by yesterday, it will never be there."
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"If it's not there by yesterday, it willen never on-have be there."
Fixed that for you...
Re:I'm starting to believe... (Score:4, Funny)
This reminds me of my early childhood, when I bet my sister that no matter how many of her cookies she gave me I'd be able to eat them all.
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Cowboy Neal, is that you?
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Such large project are automatically going to have delays. that is easy to predict.
Everyone working in a project knows that the most sure way to make a project go late is to add people. On the LHC thousends of scientists are working. SOmeone wil decalre it will be ready in june, but in reality it will not be fully functional the next years.
Don't worry. It will not make sense unless you work in that particulare field for the next decades.
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We don't appreciate that kind of racism around here.
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Okay, I'll bite... from all the bad stuff you could have chosen to call that post, how on earth did you end up on 'racist'?
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Oh dear gawd. It was a joke!
He touched every politically incorrect topic at the same time, which created the expectation of someone biting and replying about one of them. Which makes a fake-serious reply about the only untouched topic, hilarious. Just for me, apparently.
(Unless all your answers were cunning meta-jokes about not having understood mine. In which case I just fell dumbly and you may laugh your hearts off.)
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But would I had got around troll moderation if I had left out "or well, not really group 2 or 4, but let's pretend"?
Because, plenty of religious retards DO believe homosexuality is wrong, and defend that retarded thought by blaming god.
And the large hardon collider = gay reference is well known off.
So what was wrong with my post? I even mentioned _I_ didn't disliked the fags and that I was just trying to be funny (which someone claimed was a failure, but then maybe part of the failure was to say that I trie
That's a bargain for a doomsday device! (Score:5, Funny)
Professor Farnsworth's doomsday devices are a lot more expensive and they haven't even been invented yet!
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How can you tell it's more expensive? Earthican Dollars also don't exist yet..
When its back up... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:When its back up... (Score:5, Funny)
We slay an indeterminate number of dancing angels?
I mean, if they're line dancing, then fair enough.
Perspective (Score:4, Funny)
If you worked at the LHC you too would be happy to hear "The repair will cost at least $21 million."... ... If the last comment before that was "Dear God it's all falling appart!".
zzzzzz (Score:4, Funny)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7734251.stm [bbc.co.uk]
I like their quote "The cost of the work will fall within the Cern's existing budget" though it does make me idly speculate on the size of their budget and how large a secret fortress I could build with it....
Re:zzzzzz (Score:5, Insightful)
14 million quid is the price of a decent footballer. It's really not that much money at all. CERN's total budget runs to something like £700 million per year.
CERN's budget (Score:2, Interesting)
CERN's budget is not secret at all. It is something like 800 million EUR per year.
What intrigues me is that the numerical value has remained the same, despite inflation eating up its worth through the years...
Re:zzzzzz (Score:5, Funny)
"how large a secret fortress I could build with it...."
You'll can probably build some undergroung fortress with some 20km or 30km of radius, I guess. With a doomsday machine still on budget!
Erm (Score:5, Funny)
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Gotta love the flamebait tag... (Score:4, Insightful)
Complete sense-of-humor failure over there. It's also in a couple of the above replies.
Rob
Need funding? "Hey, who's got a spare wrench?" (Score:5, Insightful)
Great work if you can get it. Need 20 million in funding? Drop a wrench into something that looks complicated. :)
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One sucks, the other sells vacuum cleaners?
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Is that the date that's been set to withdraw from Iraq? If so, then of course we'll stop complaining about the ongoing cost of the war in Iraq. Otherwise, we'll continue complaining until the withdrawal takes place.
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First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
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Great work if you can get it. Need 20 million in funding? Drop a wrench into something that looks complicated. :)
... for some values of "something". For others [encycloped...kansas.net], it might not be such a good idea.
Damn those scientists! (Score:5, Insightful)
They should have planned for this kind of thing and taken it into account, like by having a few months of performing shake-down tests and finding any problems then!
Oh, wait...
CERN, thanks for the birthday gift! (Score:1)
They are gonna get me a black hole for my birthday!
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It'll be the greatest fireworks display you were ever embedded in.
(Yes, I know nothing will happen, don't worry your stupditity-detectors)
Dimensions (Score:5, Funny)
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The parallel universes in which the LHC works without failure are already wiped out by the LHC
This is the.. unanthropological principle :) ?
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The parallel universes in which the LHC works without failure are already wiped out by the LHC
This is the...unanthropological principle :) ?
Actually, you might be surprised to know there's already a name for that theory: Quantum Suicide [wikipedia.org]
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Any universe with intelligent beings will sooner or later have run an experiment like the LHC and wipe themselves out. Therefore, no intelligent life can exist. QED.
Lies Kill (Score:4, Insightful)
"The media portrayal of the LHC experiments has been branded as irresponsible and sensationalist by psychologists - especially since the death of a 16-year-old Indian girl, who killed herself after being distressed by the coverage on an Indian news channel." [trinitynews.ie]
The threat to human life from people like KDawson posting sensationalist anti-LHC garbage to places like /. is real and documented. At least one person has actually, demonstrably died due to the precise behaviour that KDawson is exhibiting on this story.
The supposed threat from the LHC, on the other hand, is a fantasy made up and promoted by irresponsible, money-hungry media shills like KDawson to sell ads.
The LHC is safe. People like KDawson kill.
actually (Score:5, Insightful)
At least one person has killer herself because she went into an irrational panic, and did something stupid and rash. That's often a sign of psychological problems.
Yeah, the media coverage has been sensationalist and dumb. But it didn't kill anyone.
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Stupidity kills. That's ridiculous, claiming that he could kill people. You know what? I don't much like kdawson either, but anyone that kills themselves because they were told the world was going to end deserves a some kind of nationally recognised award for being a fucking moron.
Her own abject stupidity, her appalling lack of critical thinking skills killed her. She killed herself because of a doomsday claim that she could've found to be false in an hour, if she actually bothered to evaluate it. She
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She would've found that there have been thousands of doomsday claims over thousands of years, and that every single one was without merit.
Of course every doomsday prediction has proved false. If one had proved true, we wouldn't be here to debate it!
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that's good, because I heard a whopper of one. Supposedly this east coast oil tycoon who poses as a Texan, totally fries his brain on cocaine and alcohol, then becomes president of the U.S., creates a police state and runs the country into the ground and starts this huge expensive war to help his oil interests and his buddy's defense contractor business. Right before he leaves office, he convinces Congress to "save the economy" with a law costing hundreds of billions of dollars, but the money just gets gi
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I think when someone is already irrational, then logic flies out the window. Honestly, I really suspect someone who's already deranged enough to commit suicide (and not seek help about it - there are tons of anonymous suppo
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What's with everyone blaming kdawson? I thought it was a scientifically proven fact that KDawson never, ever reads the stories he publishes here, much less writes them.
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And how many people kill themselves each year for other crap because they're depressed?
KDawson just slit his wrists in shame (Score:2)
Radtea, you murderer!
Pentagon can pay! (Score:1)
http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/nov08/6931/2 [ieee.org]
Surely one hour's R&D expenses could be spared for the LHC.
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> Surely one hour's R&D expenses could be spared for the LHC.
Unless they're researching a black hole repeller shield, of course.
A dream come true! (Score:3, Funny)
Enjoy your last few months outside of an event horizon.
It's been my life long dream to experience an Event Horizon. The only shame is I won't be able to contemplate such a great experience afterwards. ;)
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I bet they're kicking themselves (Score:5, Funny)
Pocket change (Score:5, Informative)
The total cost of the is estimated to be somewhere between 3 billion to 7 billion. A couple of tens of millions will increase the overall cost by less than 1%.
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will increase the overall cost by less than 1%.
well I usually have to count depreciation into my budgets, at my capital rate this would be $210 million delay, if I sat on a $7 billion asset for 6 months. I realize they had planned to shutdown for much of that time anyway, but they also planned to have some data available to look at during that time, and presumably refine the next test from that.
I am sure the $21 million repair cost is insignificant compared to the other real costs of this delay. Then again these research projects are a different ballg
Black Hole Calculation (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Black Hole Calculation (Score:5, Insightful)
Whether something is a black hole or not is not determined by mass but by density. In theory, if you can sqeeze the mass into a small enough volume it will collapse into a black hole. No one ever said that any produced black hole will destroy the solar system, let alone impact the galaxy.
The worst case senario is the blackhole spirals through the Earths crust for the next few hundred thousand years, hardly ever absorbing any matter because of its extremely small size. Even if it were to eventually absorb all the matter of the Earth you would have a black hold smaller than the head of a pin, going around the exact same orbit with the exact same amount of gravitational attraction that the earth had.
Of course, this ignores the fact that such a small black hole will almost instantaniously evaporate in a puff of Hawking radiation. It also ignores the fact that most likely the LHC is an order of magnitude too weak to produce the micro black holes at all. Finally, it ignores the fact that neutron stars exist. If the LHC is powerful enough to produce a stable black hole, then cosmic rays hitting neutron stars are too. After a few million years we wouldn't have neutron stars as they would all be converted to black holes.
The point is, there are lots of reasons that the LHC won't destroy the Earth. Not having enough mass to produce a black hole isn't one of them.
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Disclaimer: IANOF!
Though you're most certainly correct about the LHC not forming a black hole, what you fail to mention, is that at high energies the character of all forces (gravity, electromagnetic etc.) probably becomes equal, like it was at the time of the Big Bang: light is gravity is magnetism etc. Therefore, your assumption that the weight of a proton in rest is a good argument against the LHC becoming a black hole, is wrong. At least, in theory it is.
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Disclaimer: IANOF!
I am not on fire?
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I must have misspelled IANFO...
I are not a flying ostrich. I are baboon!
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I'd also like to point out that the history of science is a history of being the smartest people on the planet being wrong.
So don't throw numbers that you couldn't possibly back up with fact and think that they make me feel any better.
Personally I figured God would stop the LHC from running if it were that dangerous, and so far that still gives me more comfort than your napkin back calculations.
Ignoramus invents singularities (Score:1)
The time when the black hole jokes was funny has passed. Please move on.
Re:Ignoramus invents singularities (Score:5, Funny)
Just as I predicted... (Score:2)
Another obscure reference theatre (Score:2)
Have you ever seen a mini black hole? Everything gets sucked in. It's like a nuclear compression charge going off. Looks good! From a distance.
pocket change (Score:2)
Big numbers! Soo - this works out as what, around 0.3% of the construction budget so far? Or about 3% of their yearly operating budget?
All in all it sounds to be about equal to paying $2.50 for a spare power cable for the $800 pc you just bought.
I am surprised it didn't cost more - I suspect that replacing coolant takes quite a significant part in that sum.
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Enjoy your last few months outside of an event horizon.
I thought all /. readers by now (especially those keeping up with news on the LHC like this guy) would know that the black holes created by this thing will evaporate before being able to do any damage (which would take a long time anyway given how small they would be). What's with the scaremongering, ThanatosMinor? Are you trying to use the "last few months on earth" gag to pick up insecure chicks?
Re:First ouch! (Score:5, Funny)
That would be lame. Imagine this dialogue:
Nerd guy: 'And then, we will be stuck in the event horizon and...'
Beautiful girl: 'Damn... So I have to use all the time that I have to make sex to all those non-nerd guys over there. Bye!'
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That would be lame. Imagine this dialogue:
Nerd guy: 'And then, we will be stuck in the event horizon and...'
Beautiful girl: 'Damn... So I have to use all the time that I have to make sex to all those non-nerd guys over there. Bye!'
No you've got it all wrong. Its 'And then, we will be stuck in the event horizon, but with my new flux capacitor I can bring two person through into a parallel universe across the twenty-fifth dimension. One of them has to be me, because only I can control it and I was thinking perhaps you... but no it would mean staying in a confined space without light for hours
several hours later: Gosh this parallel world is the one just like ours but where the laws of physics are different enough that the LHC didn't make a black hole'
Re:First ouch! (Score:5, Funny)
I can see that you have given this matter altogether too much consideration.
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A syringe full of a DMT solution would go a long way towards convincing her she'd travelled between dimensions...
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That seems like flawless reasoning.
What's the problem here?
Reverse polarity, lower shields, increase tachyon bursts, invert phase shifting, and, of course, divert power.
All flawless reasoning.
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Reverse polarity, lower shields, increase tachyon bursts, invert phase shifting, and, of course, divert power.
No, no no, CROSS THE BEAMS !
Smart, but there's a flaw... (Score:2)
You should make a fake machine with no windows, and have someone pick up the machine and leave it in a deserted area to make her think you're the last man on earth once it's "safe to come out". I don't think just a few hours in the dark in a confined space would do it, even then you'd be taking a lot of the fun out of it. If she finds out that civilization hasn't been destroyed, you can make up something leading to your explanation and she'll still think you saved her life, making her less repulsed by you.
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There's a theory (or something) that says that positron--stuff left over from the stripped-protons colliding--are actually happening quite frequently in nature when they are brought to Earth by the Sun's -thingys-, and so this artificial recreation will not form a Black Hole.
Thank you Popular Science
Re:First ouch! (Score:4, Funny)
Exactly. Besides, the live webcam [cyriak.co.uk] looks fine.
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which would take a long time anyway given how small they would be
I heart 5 years. I heard that it starts out so small but grows at some crazy rate such that it would be undetectable for 5 years passing through and orbiting our planet. Then we would have 2 minutes of what feels like an earthquake, then we get sucked into another dimension (after being crushed to death).
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-_-
any black holes created would be tiny - so tiny that they have a very small chance of even swallowing any particles during their existence, and evaporate "within a billionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second" (linky [livescience.com]). That seems a lot shorter than the 5 years you say it would take to cause a problem.
Re:First ouch! (Score:4, Insightful)
And I also thought that most slashdot posters would be savvy to the use of tongue-in-cheekery... which assumes that the reader actually knows what's going on (which, if they are a regular slashdot reader, they should).
Seriously. Whoosh.
I think most would see that (Score:2)
as a joke. Maybe the reason some people don't see it as funny is because the scientists involved aren't doing a very good job explaining how what they're doing isn't dangerous.
The fact that you thought the submitter was being serious would indicate that you aren't sure that there couldn't be serious consequences to making little black holes.
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You'd be mistaken. If he included a wink or something to suggest that he wasn't a moron who actually was worried about the possibility of a black hole, then it might have been very slightly funnier than something that isn't at all funny.
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I got that it could be a joke while reading, but I've also seen a lot of people who are atually worried about black holes (I was one until I read some informative comments and links here on /. ).
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Seconded.
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Wow that's old. But anyway...I'll reply here for the interested. Feel free to mod me offtopic (because I am):
What killed BBSes was none of those things.
1) That's why post/call ratios were invented. Duh.
2) The technical clique were often right there with the gabbers. We talked to the gabbers to pick up chicks. Most of us were successful, too. I went on a few dates. None of them ever turned into anything serious, but it was still fun.
3) Maybe. I lived in an area with lots of BBSes, and I don't think
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You accidentally the verb.
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Eh? All that happened in Angels and Demons was that they had found a way to create antimatter, which is entirely different.
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I stand corrected - in the book they did indeed do it with the LHC. However, in real life, the LHC can't produce antimatter as described in the book, which was more the point that I was trying to make. There's nothing scary about the real LHC, and certainly nothing that you could draw from a Dan Brown book.