Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable 719
Guysmiley777 writes with what looks like a very late (or very, very early) April Fool's joke: "Denon's $499 Ethernet cable 'brings out all the nuances in digital audio reproduction.' Sure, that seems plausible. After all, nuances in digital signals are so subtle. Oh, and 'signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer.'" Considering that $499 will get you a competent laptop these days, I wonder how big the market is for such a thing — then I look at Stereophile magazine's annual list of recommended components. The "view more images" link shows that they take cable porn seriously at Denon.
It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Ah well, there is a mug born every minute. I start selling $500 USB cables, anyone want one?
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Re:Free with Vista Ultimate. (Score:5, Funny)
empoying? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:empoying? (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, cable vendors and cable fetishists need to be buried alive under a truckload of Monster interconnects. If you buy a cable and you can hear a difference with the rest, it's because you've got a bad cable. Audio doesn't go anywhere close to the high frequencies that are affected by line capacitance and the so-called skin-effect. As long as they've got enough bulk to support the current being driven, everything else is virtually identical.
Re:empoying? (Score:5, Informative)
Audiophiles are amazing. They're the only group I can think of that make Scientology, ID true believers AND flat earthers look like rationalists.
Check out the the ultimate [machinadynamica.com] in audioweenie gear. Magic rocks you tape to your cables, magic clocks, and "audio tuneups" transmitted through your phone!
I'll bet if I tape those magic rocks to the super ethernet cable and put that clock on top of my server, I can probably get a 20 jillion teraquad internet connection over the POTS line.
Re:empoying? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:empoying? (Score:5, Interesting)
The thing one must understand regarding "high end" stereo equipment, is the marketing aspect of it all. Once you pass a certain threshold, say $600 per component (or $3000 for a 5.1 system with receiver/amp), you step into the audiophile reality distortion field. Crossing that line means you've got money to burn, which is why audiophile gear starts out cheap and stretches to infinity dollars.
The reason your buddy's $11k stereo sounded like ass, is because it puts him in the "rich sucker" bracket. The components may have been selected by the sales person or manufacturer to sound a little off, solely to create demand for their $15k system. The term "upgrade" is heard every day in audio shops around the globe, and such upgrades tend to happen in small, granular steps. That's why speaker vendors don't have just one "perfect" set, they have a long list of products carefully plotted from cheap to obscene, and many shops will offer a trade-in program to help you climb that money ladder. It's all designed to part fools with their money while convincing them otherwise.
Anecdote: a while back I had a stereophile chum, but unfortunately he was dumber than dirt so our convos were rather bland, but he spent every last penny of his on stereo equipment, which fascinated me from a psychological perspective. I never actually liked his system, partly because his "listening room" was a small apartment living room...
Anyway, he started out small, spending about $300 on each speaker and $800 on the receiver. A few months later he had replaced his fronts with a more exotic pair, and continued over the following weeks to replace his other speakers until he had a full matching set. A year later, he had replaced his entire kit twice more, having sold his car to afford a $12000 system, always the same brand as his first cheap kit. Well it should come as no surprise that it sounded like ass to me. He still had sharp highs and horrible staging. Even he conceded there were improvements to be made, to come when his finances allowed it.
Over the course of three years, he probably spent close to $25k on audio gear, since he was selling the used gear at half-price or less. I then used my powers of geekiness to convince him to sell his last heap of junk to some naive schmuck, and took him shopping - online, that is. Shipping was a bitch, but all-told I had him spend about $7k on an assortment of drivers, enclosures, crossover components, soundproofing and related materials, and of course a fierce amp and receiver. I brought over my measuring equipment and taught him how to build speakers (to the best of his limited IQ). He was now free to tweak them according to his personal preferences.
He spent the next few months experimenting with different cones, crossover freqs, enclosure stuffing and a few other tricks I had shown him. Less than a year later, he had settled on his preferred setup, built a second kit out of the leftovers that wasn't half bad. I added some final touches, he sold off the extra system for $3k. Most importantly, he was absolutely in love with his home-made hi-fi sound and it only cost him about $4500 + a lot of fun time playing with it.
The lessons he learned can be applied to any speakers, much like I've been doing forever. Sometimes a commercial speaker might sound 95% good, but have a few annoying flaws. With a bit of elbow grease and know-how, those flaws can often be addressed with an afternoon and just a few bucks.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:4, Insightful)
You do realize we're talking about a $499 ethernet cable that claims to "bring out nuances" here, right? If the idiot believed that the $499 cable was actually different in the first place, then he would only be compounding his idiocy by failing to care whether the repair was sloppy.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Try $550 (Score:4, Interesting)
They're treated with "quantum tunneling".
"Is the Synergistic one meter USB cable worth $550? No, it is worth twice this amount."
Sigh.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
1 Advertise cable with crazy price
2 Post story to
3 Hordes click to laugh
4 Some buy other cables
5 $$$
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The truth is: very few people have the time, money and know-how to objectively compare products and sniff out the best ones. Adoration within the industry is mostly focused on money spent, i.e. the dude with a 25'000$ amp stack will get more oohs and aahs than the other guy with only a 9'000$ amp stack.
That's how you wind up with mixing engineers chopping up their perfectly fine $500 Sennheiser cans, to solder a $1500 headphone cable right onto the speaker leads. They should be shot.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
Check this out: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/03/300_audiophile_grade_power_cable_is_really_worth_15-2.html [gizmodo.com.au]
And the actual thread at Head-Fi: http://www.head-fi.org/forums/f21/my-cat-tore-up-my-virtual-dynamics-power-3-a-293165/ [head-fi.org]
What's surprising about this is some of the comments made by the company rep.
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Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Informative)
And it looks like you save 100 pennies if you order from Denon rather than Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM [amazon.com]
The reviews are hilarious
timothy
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Funny)
Curiously though, they'll only ship this cable within the US because either:
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nope, no typo, just a thinko :) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
That way you're guaranteed the best and most precise twistiness for your twisted pairs.
See, they don't tell you that in the ad because it's a trade secret. The other cables are just twisted by a machine or something, thus the mundane pricing.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Funny)
That way you're guaranteed the best and most precise twistiness for your twisted pairs.
See, they don't tell you that in the ad because it's a trade secret. The other cables are just twisted by a machine or something, thus the mundane pricing.
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Gold plated? Peasant.
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:5, Informative)
If you want the *best* signal quality possible, it's silver plated copper stranded wire (or Coax if that's the app) with silver connectors both on the cable and console. The connectors need to mate very tightly and ideally have a small gasket to seal them.
That's what I use on my GHz frequency equipment. I'd use it on my video editing gear as well, but some conspiracy has landed me with only gold plate beryllium copper contacts as the best I can find...
for average joe consumer though, they buy overpriced cables with high-end looking terminations badly assembled ending up with this [networkboy.net] as the result.
-nB
Re:It's worth every penny (Score:4, Interesting)
Cthulhu (Score:5, Funny)
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This is the closest I could think of... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:This is the closest I could think of... (Score:4, Funny)
(both links go to 'black'
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What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Funny)
Our system is available for immediate purchase. Just visit our website and select the number of filtering units that you require (ideally one unit should cover every 20 square metres, or one unit per corner of a room), and your order will be despatched within 24 hours.
Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Interesting)
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.audio.marketplace/msg/c1d47f6cc984588d?hl=en&dmode=source&output=gplain [google.com]
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Note: these cables are significantly more transparent than ST, I2S, Toslink or
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This week, they're on special for $299.95 (for a 3 metre length). Other
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if you can believe it, a few people actually took that stuff seriously! they didn't even notice the 1-apr posting date.
actually, my new idea is to use a non-ferrite bead (NFB) like device (as a 'bad waves' blocker) and combine that with the differential fiber optic cable. I'm still hoping to close first-round funding any day now. denon, are you listening?
Re:What happens when everything is wireless? (Score:5, Funny)
Are you looking to recreat the concert experience at home? Have you already asembled the stero system proffessionals dream of but can't understand why it still just won't sound like its live? The problem is the air in your home. Sound waves propogate through air from the speaker to your air differently depending on the exact chemical make up of the air. If you really want your live recordings to have that same special POP you heard at the concert you need to recreate the air. For only $500 our company can have a air delivered to your home form all major us cities representive of almost any time of day! You can finally recreate that perfect sonic experience you enjoyed at the club last year. Once our custom built to preserve, air canister arrives all you need to do is open the easily turn valve and you can immediatly start enjoying more prefect reporductions of live concerts! Its that easy!
Still need that little extra? Well we also have special modifier canisters availible, that can be added to your order for only a small additional cost. These include botique air qualites such as smoke, and stale beer, which can also subtly change the way sound waves porogate and may be requried for the ideal experince. Stop trying to play your recorded sound into a medium it was never ment to be played in, start enjoying your recordings in the air they were ment for today!
Audiophools (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:Audiophools (Score:5, Interesting)
(1) Non-technical people who like knowing they have thousands of dollars in equipment, blissfully ignorant of the technical details, but trusting in the outlandish claims of the various companies.
(2) Technical people who know about skin depth, SNR, etc. and make informed purchases and more often than not (as in my case) build their own high end audio equipment.
Re:Audiophools (Score:4, Interesting)
I run my $1800 speakers (stereo pair, not 50.1 surround sound) though a Realistic 1978 integrated amp I got for $35 dollars.
Sounds great.
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A fool and his money deserve to be parted.
Re:Audiophools (Score:5, Interesting)
Yes, several of my clients are INCREDIBLY stupid. they have $5000.00 DVD players, $12,000.00 Surround sound deciders, and over $100,000 in speakers.
They are flat out morons. but I'll take their money every time they offer it. If I did not take it, someone else would.
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Hey, there's a market for this (Score:5, Funny)
datasheet (Score:5, Interesting)
The cable insulation and the rest looks mostly standard - I mean, it's cloth and heatshrink (probably PVC) instead of vinyl, but I can't imagine that the change would make such a huge difference, even in terms of so-called 'vibration protection'. Are electrical signals really that sensitive to normal sounds?
So a huge markup for a very small piece of tin foil and some cloth. Whee!
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I know that before I put little arrows on my cat5 a lot of my ethernet packets were getting lost.
Now I'm going to see if I can do traffic shaping by putting "Slashdot, this way ->" on them.
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Re:datasheet (Score:5, Informative)
The cable insulation and the rest looks mostly standard - I mean, it's cloth and heatshrink (probably PVC) instead of vinyl, but I can't imagine that the change would make such a huge difference, even in terms of so-called 'vibration protection'. Are electrical signals really that sensitive to normal sounds?
So a huge markup for a very small piece of tin foil and some cloth. Whee!
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There is more (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:There is more (Score:4, Insightful)
Take a CD (or better yet, several CDs of different brands) and record a set of sounds on them. For example, record sine wave tones of 50, 500, 1k, 5k, 10k, and 20k Hertz. Go a step further and record square and sawtooth waves of the same set of audible frequencies.
Now, run the audio output of a CD player (the CD drive audio out will suffice I would think) into a oscilloscope and spectrum analyzer and capture the resulting output wave/spectrum. Maybe take a few sample runs and compile each run into an average.
Get your EE dept. to buy one of these devices (you're a college student; don't spend your own money), treat the CDs with the device, and repeat the test. Compare the audio waveform and the spectral content before and after the "demagnetization" treatment.
You will note the the 6moons site states that the equipment and CDs "sound" better; it's purely subjective. YOU, on the other hand, will scientifically demonstrate what we all believe to be a big sham. "Just like with treated CDs, a veil or haze was lifted and more and finer details were able to make it through to the listener." Yeah, because the listener believed that was supposed to happen.
Some day... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Some day... (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jun/14/humanbehaviour
"How being swindled can make you feel better" by the Guardian's "Bad Science" columnist, Ben Goldacre.
Re:Some day... (Score:5, Informative)
This was done with wine, often with humbling results.
Re:Some day... (Score:4, Insightful)
It works for spirits too, I'm pretty sure that $13 Smirnoff is more than 40% as good as $29 absolut or $35 Goose. Probably like 85%. 5 O'clock is probably about 5% as good.
So a $100 DVD player may actually be quite a lot better than a $25 DVD player (perhaps the menus are sane, or it is more reliable), but the only difference between the $100 DVD player and a $500 DVD player is about $400 of profit.
Re:Some day... (Score:5, Insightful)
Yah, but that missing 15% really fucking hurts the next day.
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In other news... (Score:5, Insightful)
Truth in advertising (Score:5, Interesting)
What a Brilliant Technical Innovation (Score:5, Funny)
The arrows to indicate direction will mean that the Electrons wont have to look around before knowing which way they are supposed to be moving. This will allow them to get to their destination quicker and even take a moment to go back and get any stragglers who can't keep up. The end result being that all of the electrons will arrive at the intended destination and as you can imagine this will mean a much better signal.
The next generation of these will probably contain filters to stop those pesky noise electrons making their way down the cable. This will really help the signal to noise ratio, although the commercial development of this is still a little way off yet.
Yay for Amazon.com! (Score:3, Informative)
Right?
*nudge nudge wink wink*
np: Anthony Rother - Liquid System (My Name Is Beuys Von Telekraft)
Is ALL Denon suspect? (Score:5, Insightful)
Then I see this. Are all their claims just sheer puffery? How can I take their brand seriously?
If this Ethernet garbage is just an aberration, don't they know that doing it will have the reverse effect on consumers with clue?
Re:Is ALL Denon suspect? (Score:4, Funny)
You should be aware that clues are classified as dangerous, and should only be used by trained professionals.
The training to use clues is fairly rigorous and intense, and therefore few of the general public actually have clues.
In fact, GWB has been a great forward thinker in this regard. The actions of his administration, along with help of the media conglomerates have almost eliminated the threat of untrained civilians accidentally stumbling upon, obtaining, or using clues.
We must be ever vigilant in this matter, as clues are direct threat to our way of life. It may be hard to stop getting clues once you start, but think of your family and loved ones. They will help you through this trying and difficult time.
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If you, or someone you know has a clue, you should contact the Clue Crisis Center immediately. The people there are trained professionals and will be able to handle clues appropriately. Clues can spread quickly, without warning, and may cause sudden outbreaks of common sense if left untreated so speed is of the essence, especially if you may have come in contact with a clue recently.
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The Department of Homeland Ignorance
Re:Is ALL Denon suspect? (Score:5, Insightful)
Compatibility? (Score:3, Funny)
The PDF user's manual does not specify if works with my 1975 Sears all-in-one turntable, tuner and 8-track console.
You can't find that kind of fidelity anymore, at any price.
Signal directional markings (Score:5, Funny)
That statement is quite correct. The plugs have arrows pointing in both directions.
Warranty? What warranty? (Score:3, Informative)
Confession: (Score:5, Funny)
Now I think I've seen it all... (Score:4, Funny)
The first ethernet cable ever with racing stripes.
Someone PLEASE tell me that this is a huge joke.
I've figured out the "exclusive difference"... (Score:3, Funny)
If you go to "other pictures" and then the "inside" view, see how they're connecting the cable pairs to the connector: rather than the green pair going to pins 3 and 6 (as per normal EIA-568), they're going to pins 5 and 6.
That will actually reduce crosstalk the tiniest of smidgins (that's a technical term!).
Now, of course, it's MORE likely just a non-impeccable representation, and they ARE wiring it up using normal EIA-568... but wouldn't it be funny if that's the difference they're claiming is "all worth it". Geez... for $500, they could have just commissioned AMP or Foxconn to make a custom connector for them, no?
Reviews (Score:3, Informative)
Ethernet is NOT a cable! (Score:5, Interesting)
RJ45 cables are used for the ubiquitous 100BASE-TX Ethernet, of course, but also for plenty of other applications, some of them not even digital (for example, long distance transmission of component video signals).
I'm not saying that a $500 RJ45 twisted pair cable is not absurd, just that there ARE applications where a higher quality cable would make a difference; try running a 100m 1080i (analog) component video connection over $1/ft RJ45 and see how it looks compared to something better built for the job.
That said, looking at the intended use ("Denon-Link") it seems to be multichannel 192kbps PCM audio, hence $500 for 1.5m is obviously a total waste of money.
Ok, end rant. Point is, nothing about this cable or any of its uses has the SLIGHTEST thing to do with Ethernet, but now everyone seems to think Denon is selling a cable to stream MP3s over your home LAN (yeah, a 1.5m cable would be really useful for that...) Sigh, why is it that I expect more from
At the very least... (Score:3, Funny)
For those of you who think it's gotta be a typo... (Score:3, Interesting)
The have several cables that make $499 look cheap.
Holy gravy on a potato! (Score:5, Interesting)
So I took a wander over to the site you linked and discovered the following item description for one of their most expensive cables, (and this isn't even for signal balanced cable pairs, which actually do prevent the causing of inductance-based interference in surrounding cables. What's being sold here are just garden variety audio wires. Made of gold.)
Wow! I got scared just reading that. They sure know how to make you feel insecure about your audio signal! --The price for security in plugs and wires? $4358 for twenty feet of cable! I bet you could sell some of these around the White House. (Just had to get a political dig in.)
I am stunned. I am clearly in the wrong business. I should be selling wires to rubes. Of course, I can't imagine that would do much for one's self esteem. George Cardas either doesn't sleep well at night, or he can talk up a real shit-storm when you challenge him on his ridiculous product line. . !
-FL
Randi to the rescue! (Score:5, Interesting)
When challenged, Pear cables chickened out.
I checked. Pear cables did not go out of business.
they are amazing (Score:5, Funny)
Usability is great, too: you'll never spend half an hour wondering which way to plug these things in, since the marking on them finally make it clear that it doesn't matter; now, why didn't anybody think of that before?
If you're an audio professional, these cables will pay for themselves in a week. And if you're a serious amateur, they'll give you an audio experience you won't soon forget.
(-; for the humor impaired)
Read the Amazon reviews, they're hilarious (Score:5, Funny)
Disappointing quality [amazon.com]
Confusion (Score:4, Interesting)
On their show recap Monster is listed http://www.hometime.com/TV/pastshow/pastshows/1995/theater.htm [hometime.com] as the cable supplier.
Monster is probably a paid advertiser but no other explanation was given for the high price other than better safe than sorry. I cringed but not everybody understands this magic called technology like most
And Monster cables are better quality. It's not like they're lying. It just doesn't matter. If they'd compare it to something they understand something like the light bulb doesn't care about the quality of the light switch.
-[d]-
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Re:Audiophiles (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, yes, please! Only a high-quality wooden volume control can convey the subtle warmth of audio amplified by vacuum tubes. :)
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I know, it's an irrational desire.
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Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Funny)
Man, maybe I'm a terrible person, but I absolutely love these kinda scams.
Every time I see something like this, I really wish I'd thought of it.
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Funny)
How could they *not* be better?
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Funny)
Also, they are manufactured in harmony with the orbit of the moon, so the lunar cycle does not impact the quality of audio fed over them.
Finally, the meteoric metal mixed into the alloy used for the cables gives them the power of the universe, preventing them from aging.
Re:...This got greenlit? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Wow. (Score:5, Funny)