Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future 277
Disney has announced that they are going to take another stab at showing us the "House of the Future". The 5000-square-foot house will appear normal from the outside but will house gadgets like lights and thermostats that automatically adjust when someone enters the room and countertops that can identify food placed on it and suggest recipes. "Millions of Disneyland visitors lined up a half-century ago to catch a glimpse of the future: a home teeming with mind-blowing gadgets such as handsfree phones, wall-sized televisions, plastic chairs, and electric razors and toothbrushes. [...] The $15 million home is a collaboration of The Walt Disney Co., Microsoft Corp., Hewlett-Packard Co., software maker LifeWare and homebuilder Taylor Morrison. Visitors will experience the look of tomorrow by watching Disney actors playing a family of four preparing for a trip to China."
I would like to see... (Score:2)
Re:I would like to see...TWO BRICKS BEING SMASHED (Score:5, Funny)
If you remove the laser razor is it "House Of The Future Lite"? I'll bet you can only use Microsoft Light Bulbs and Microsoft Lamps because the bulb screws, light sockets, and wall plugs are all nonstandard and proprietary.
Re:I would like to see... (Score:5, Insightful)
After all, it is highly unlikely that the volume of sensory input people have to endure outside the home is going to decrease anytime soon.
Hell, people are already patenting devices to track your eyes so their adverts can talk to you if they think they have your attention.
My home of the future might well resemble a faraday cage.
Re:I would like to see... (Score:5, Interesting)
Profound changes must take place, and NO LIGHTS is one of them.
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Any day now (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Any day now (Score:5, Funny)
It appears you are burning your toast. Would you like some help with that?
UAC:
You are attempting to microwave a Cup-o-Noodle
[Allow] [cancel]
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No, the secure Microsoft Windows will be the server, Duke Nukem Forever will run on the Linux Desktop
Don't forget the most important feature! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Don't forget the most important feature! (Score:5, Funny)
Remember, breaking usage agreements is STEALING. You wouldn't steal an old ladies purse, would you?
Any unauthorized appliance usage, or sharing of appliances is deemed a criminal offense and will be instantly reported directly to Microsoft.com. Your house will enter a "restricted usage" mode, and will drop to below freezing until sufficient licenses are purchased.
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Well that's a terrible example. Some people think that doing incredibly stupid things like putting a high-current electric appliance with exposed elements in an appliance filled with electrolytic water (the salts provided by the you) and your naked person should have at least one aggravating step.
But ... (Score:5, Funny)
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Also, if you place your MP3 player or a xero of a book or such, the house will automatically report you to the police.
Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
What do you think are the chances of a computer controlled house with net access that *doesn't* spam you with ads?
There will be three kinds of utility for your web house. I shall elaborate.
Basic:
All the 'features', but to access them you must willingly subject yourself to advertising, and targeted recommendations.
Standard:
All the features, no non elective ads, but you're still likely to have 'great suggestions' coming in, facebook app-like, trying to get you to winningly accept the ads..
Premium.
They give you the device, and leave you the fuck alone. Expect this to be itself in one of two further sub-categories
sub-cat 1: Far too expensive for most people.
sub-cat 2: Available only to selected people, likely not even able to be bought.
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
Ultimate:
I hacked my home by running a buffer overflow exploit on my blender, loaded linux and now my house can fly to the moon.
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Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
Mmmmm, pork roast... (Score:3, Funny)
[+HAL9000 voice] Excuse me, Dave. It seems you have a large quantity of SPAM there, may I suggest a recipe? [-HAL9000 voice]
Trip to china (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Trip to china (Score:4, Insightful)
atleast they will get one thing right... in 50 years we will be headed to China to find work to pay for our crazy expensive crap over here.
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Home of the future... (Score:5, Insightful)
So, technology that's been around for decades but not popular in homes, and technology that is a solution looking for a problem (if I've chosen to buy food, bring it home, and set it one the counter [or take it out of the fridge and set it on the counter] chances are I already had a use in mind—countertops that suggest recipes for food placed on them seem about as useful as as a closet that suggest where I might want to go based on the clothes I take out.)
For $15 million, I'm not impressed.
Re:Home of the future... (Score:5, Interesting)
It would solve the "there's nothing to make, but the fridge is full" dilemma.
Re:Home of the future... (Score:5, Interesting)
checks for chemical signs of spoilage. From this it can either tell
you that it's time to clean things out or time for a "leftover casserole".
"Warning: Jar on back of bottom shelf has not been touched in 123 days..."
"The 6th Day" had a pretty good Future-Fridge.
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Id woulds have also allowed you to connect from outside the home, get a list of contents, as well as a shopping list based on
Clippy, Home Edition (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes, an entire house programmed to second guess your every move...to "help" you. How could that not be terrific?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB03aRifPLU [youtube.com]
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Actually, they sound even less useful than your idea - that closet might at least be good for some shits and giggles.
"You're dressing up slutty tonight! Would you like directions to the red light district?"
*sounds of an expensive talking closet being turned into firewood by an axe*
Re:Home of the future... (Score:4, Funny)
Wake me when the house of the future runs on a platform that is secure and stable and relatively free of solutions in search of problems.
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Yeah. The only part of this that I find really believable about features in a "House of Tomorrow" is the $15 Million price tag.
Re:Home of the future... (Score:4, Informative)
Indeed. And, really, at what cost? Surely the current counter tops that most us have at under $10 / running foot aren't going to be something we replace with stuff which is as expensive as Corion or marble at more like $100 / running foot.
Since nobody will ever be able to afford this level of technical indulgence, who the heck do they think will be buying it? Honestly, sometimes I think futurists are engaging in the worst sort of intellectual masturbation -- here's something which is completely impractical, that will never be wide spread or affordable, but let's pretend that in 20 years we'll all be using it.
In the mean time, no flying cars, and the average schmuck still hasn't paid for his TV he bought on credit. Counter tops which suggest recipes will be something that only someone who can hire kitchen staff will be able to afford; in which case, they won't exactly need a suggestion, will they?
The simple reality is, this is never going to be the house of the future, it's purely an intellectual exercise of what you can do with a boat load of someone else's money when you can charge someone admission to look at it. It's about as divorced from reality as you can get.
Cheers
You are being stu^H^H^H Short sighted. (Score:2)
The advantage to the Ma Bell Monopoly was that it had an entrenched process and they considered RnD a good thin
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Actually I find both features quite useful. I may already have something in mind to cook already, but why not have the counter suggest something better
or adjust the recipe? Also one may go shopping for generic ingred
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be nice if it could take other input too, like my mood etc. Even nicer to send the suggestions to my cellphone.
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"Can you do bagels?"
"I'm sorry, Dave. But do you want to hear me sing "Daisy, Daisy?"
Bathroom jokes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bathroom jokes (Score:5, Funny)
G-d, I hope not. It had better take at least two kinds of input (or two kinds of your output). Preferably at least three (if you get sick and need to shout into the great white telephone).
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You mean "praying to Ralph Blog at the porcelain altar" don't you?
Re:Bathroom jokes (Score:5, Funny)
"I see you're trying to masterbate, Would you like me to show you a picture of:"
1. Britney Spears nude.
2. Goatse.
3. Natalie Portman petrified and covered in grits.
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No, but you'll need a per-seat license.
[Bud-dum-dum]
Thanks! You're great. Remember to tip your servers...
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Will the toilet only accept one kind of input?
I just worry about the toilet becoming interactive. Input is okay...I just don't want any output.
GE House (Score:2)
I hope its not like the GE house they had/have in Pittsfield, MA. It was supposed to be some modern house, listening to you talk, automated curtains, etc, but really was a guy in a hidden closet listening, and throwing switches.
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"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain".
Cheers
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China makes sense (Score:2, Informative)
More likely for menial work... (Score:2)
Great. A house that nags (Score:5, Insightful)
I know! (Score:3, Insightful)
Impossible Future? (Score:5, Interesting)
Shouldn't a "house of the future" be smaller than current houses? If they are to be available to all humans, I mean.
Also, I still have hope that USians will start using the metric system someday... so overall, I'd suggest that a more sensible house of the future would be about 100 or 200 square metres.
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Do you really want to tidy up 5000sqft of house?
Do you even understand how much house that is?
I'd like to better use the space I have and make
it seem larger rather than finding new and
intereting ways of figuring out how to make the
Clampett Mansion feel like the Clampett Shack.
Additional feature (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Additional feature (Score:5, Funny)
~~Home of the Future Premium Edition~~
me: Computer! shower on.
computer: warning - this will change your current hardware settings, which requires admin approval - are you sure you want to do that? Say 'yes' to continue, 'no' to cancel.
me: yes
~shower turns on cold water~
me: computer - set water to 36 degrees
computer: sets temp.
me: computer -this is still freezing - I said use Celsius yesterday - don't you learn?
computer: command not understood.
me: computer: set water to 36 degrees CELSIUS
computer: this is a US based system and only allows Fahrenheit temperatures. For international measurement packs, install House of the Future Ultimate Edition.
me: *%*#%*^ - computer - set temp to 98F!
computer: House temperature is now set to 98 degrees Fahrenheit.
me: aaargh - no computer, set shower water temperature to 98F and house temp to 70F.
computer: shower water temp set to 98F. please enter commands one at a time.
me: computer: set house temp to 70F.
computer: house temp set to 70F
~~shower~~
me: computer - shower off
computer: warning - this will change your current hardware settings, which requires admin approval - are you sure you want to do that? Say 'yes' to continue, 'no' to cancel.
me: yes!
~~shower turns off~~
House of the future compatible with today? (Score:5, Insightful)
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They're called "Legos".
our own little worlds (Score:5, Interesting)
While I think it would be awesome to see the art and decor transform depending on who walks into a room...this just highlights to me that we may become more disconnected from each other as we optimize the digital world to our own personal likes. Not that it's bad...maybe we were all meant to relate to each other through screens, keyboards, and mice. Maybe the benefit of the digital world is that it provides a better way to share experience when we choose. Either way, it's good to recognize what's going on.
Re:our own little worlds (Score:4, Insightful)
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It's not the house of THE future (Score:2)
The house of the future will be sans tech (Score:2)
Grass Hut [old-picture.com]
RS
Yeah (Score:2)
I dunno... this all this sounds really annoying.
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What do you expect from Microsoft?
But (Score:2, Funny)
Trip to China? (Score:4, Insightful)
Probably just their normal daily commute to work.
Tough House (Score:2, Interesting)
The new home will be made of wood and steel and finished in muted browns and beiges, said Sheryl Palmer, president and chief executive of Taylor Morrison in North America.
I dunno
A countertop with an atitude (Score:2, Funny)
They should have let Miramax do it for them . . . (Score:2)
Re:They should have let Miramax do it for them . . (Score:2)
I read that as they should have let MirrorMask [sonypictures.com] design it for them. Now that would be freaky!
Misinterpretation (Score:2)
Excellent... (Score:2)
I want a Roomba with a clue. (Score:2)
The little cleaning robots from iRobot are cute; but they're Rod Brooks dumb. They navigate by bumping into the walls, and have no idea where they are. They're round, so they can't clean in corners. They're really only slightly better than the one in the GE kitchen of the future from 1956.
We need less home automation, and better building automation for meeting rooms of all sizes. Audio, video, lighting, and HVAC should be handled intelligently by the room control system, with next to no user input re
correction - should read (Score:2)
One question (Score:2)
a) putting it there temporarily because I just bought it for future use in a recipe and haven't put it away or
b) putting it there to be used in a recipe I am currently making
I don't need something to tell me what I can make with whatever food is sitting on the counter. What if I leave my bananas sitting on the counter (which I do)? Will I be bombarded with a non-stop barrage of recipes or ideas on how to use those bananas unt
I can't wait to see how it all works together (Score:5, Funny)
They can do better than this... (Score:3, Insightful)
In the "future", I'd really prefer a house that -
1) helps me keep it clean. I've always envisioned a carpet that has a vacuum system beneath it, and will suck up all the dirt and grim and little bits from below.
2) an in-sink dishwasher, where I can simply pile my dirty dishes into the sink, slide the top closed, and let it do it's thing without me having to clean by hand or pre-scrub and load them into a separate unit.
3) has an embedded software system that will help me track my chores and tasks for that day, wake me in the morning, remind me of events on certain dates... basically calendar software that can be accessed from any wall in the house. (probably the closest scenario to what they have in the article).
4) runs energy efficient! uses energy recycling tech to generate as much of it's own power supply as possible - i.e. solar power, walking around generates kinetic energy picked up through the floor, running tap and shower catch access energy as they drain, etc.
I don't know, I just made this up off the top of my head by looking around my apartment (you can guess what shape it's in), but I think Disney's little inventors are looking too much in the direction of luxury, and not enough in the direction of practicality and things that people would really want to help them live their lives more comfortably.
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That would be one mighty vaccum considering it would have to pull all the dirt, skin flecks, dead organisms, etc through the bottom of the carpet.
2) an in-sink dishwasher
Unless you're a bachelor, it would take forever to wash a load of dishes for a standard-size family (two adults, two kids)
3) that will help me track my chores and tasks for that day, wake me in the morning, remind me of events on certain dates...
It's
Laundry idea (Score:3, Interesting)
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Are we all rich in the future too? (Score:3, Interesting)
Just the same - I'm a sucker for Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, and look forward to visiting the protype house of the Corporate Liege Lord in the future.
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normal (Score:3, Insightful)
Countertops (Score:2, Funny)
how stupid is that... when my food gets on the countertop, it's because I already know what I am going to do with it...
Will I need to empy my fridge on my countertop to know what to cook every day?
Anyway, it's been tried before and it's totally useless.... instead it should track what you have in the fridge and suggest what you can cook with what you have... or tell you what to buy to make a specific recipe...
Me: What can I cook ?
Fridge: B
Let's all destroy the planet! (Score:2)
The real house of the future will be small, will be built from recycled/recyclable materials, and will be energy efficient. And, will be affordable by someone who is not a CEO.
My House of the Future (Score:3, Informative)
My house wouldn't be built around gimmicky crap like auto moodlighting or suggesting recipies. Mine would be more practical innovation. Bathrooms and kitchens coated in titanium dioxide treated to dissapate dirt and mildew [popsci.com]. It'll have a 3D fabrication Printer [popsci.com] to print out dishes or maybe even chair parts when we have extra company. Automated machines to cut the grass [lawnbott.com] (if I don't go with bio-engineered no-mow grass [wired.com].) The construction itself will be steel framed and built using modular panels but build to be reconfigurable (relativly.) Replacing drywall with bolted or snap-in-place steel-backed panels (the exposed surface side could be bare steel, have wood glued on, wallpapered, etc.) allowing for me to access the interior portions of the wall with ease. My particular aesthetic would be bare steel panels, with cables run along the outside in bundles, but it would be easy to reconfigure it to appear 'classical' with the wires hidden behind the now covered panels. I want my home of the future to be flexable, low(er) maintenance, and something that will last.
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What if the bad guys win? (Score:3, Interesting)
House of the future for whom? (Score:2)
We have a lot
After Hours... (Score:2, Funny)
How about a normal size house of the future? (Score:4, Insightful)
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And the Senate will decide that there is no liability for the home manufacturer when they provide the 'complimentary drug analysis' to the DEA on request with no warrant.
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Re:What about urinalysis? (Score:5, Insightful)
No thanks. I have no interest in this "smart house" crap at all. In the future, I want a house that's extremely eco-friendly (and consequently has no utility bills), but all this intrusive technology connected to mega-corporations I have no interest in.
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I'll miss the old one - I think seeing the "future" through the eyes of someone 50, 30, 10 years ago was much more amusing than our current view of the "future".
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