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Governments Prepare for Cyber Cold War 105

superglaze writes "ZDNet UK has an analysis piece on the growing threat of a "cyber cold war". It's got some interesting examples and it seems everyone is up to something. "...attacks are not limited to any particular countries, or by alliances between countries, according to cyberwarfare watchers. In the McAfee report, Johannes Ullrich, chief technology officer for research organization the Sans Internet Storm Center, said that most countries hack each other regardless of any supposed allegiances. Alan Paller, director of research at security training organization the Sans Institute, concurred. "All nations are doing it to each other. I don't know of any country not doing it," he said. "If it's not for normal espionage, it's for economic espionage. It's a very broad set of countries [involved].""
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  • by Apple Acolyte ( 517892 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:03AM (#21560011)
    It can be signed using an EULA!
  • war ... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by thrillseeker ( 518224 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:04AM (#21560021)
    is the continuation of politics.
    • by shis-ka-bob ( 595298 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:27AM (#21560209)
      This doesn't happen with 'hacking' by government agents. This is not war, this is espionage. Especially in the US, we must avoid labeling anything 'serious' as a war. There is a bright line distinction between the widespread killing that accompanies a war and the economic losses that could be inflicted by espionage over the internet or the chaos that could follow a deliberate 'cyber attack'. Espionage is also a continuation of politics, but that doesn't make it war.
      • I agree. I'm waiting for the 'war on dandruff' to be declared - bound to happen soon.

        Back on topic, espionage can lead to loss of life, both in times of war and peace.
        • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

          by calebt3 ( 1098475 )
          On a much smaller scale.
        • by rucs_hack ( 784150 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:57AM (#21560459)
          I met a spy once. Well a guy who'd been a spy in the second world war, fascinating stuff.
          Alas he was bcoming senile, hence why I met him, he was a client of mine (used to be a nurse you see).

          What was really funny is all through the war, and right up till the mid nineties, his wife had beleved he was a truck driver with some very long postings abroad on convoy duty or somesuch. Once she thought he was up in scotland for six months when he was actually in Africa. He only talked when he started to realise his mind was going.

          Great stuff I thought.
          • by glindsey ( 73730 )
            I have to ask, though... isn't it possible that his senility caused him to believe he had been a spy during WWII? Or was he nowhere near far gone enough for that? I'm not trying to troll here, just seriously wondering...
            • Senility doesn't work that way - if anything it's the opposite. During my grandfather's last few lucid years, it was *much* easier to talk with him about Paris in the 1920s or 1950s or the US during WWII than about what had happened in the previous few years when his memory wasn't working so well, and later on it got harder for him to remember what had happened yesterday or recognize people, but the older memories stuck around longest and were least confused. Memories of what other people did are harder t
            • What actually happened, as another poster said occurs, is that he lost his ability/conviction to keep the secret.

              I've seen it a lot, we once had an immensly dignified, lovely old lady who turned out to have enjoyed the cannabis in her youth, going for walks in the jungle where she lived, high as a kite. She used to relive those walks out loud, as if the memory were replaying in her head. It was quite interesting, but on some walks she went with friends, and she'd say her side of conversations only, which ma
      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        By your definition then, the use of a large-scale EMP "weapon" at high altitude over a country, such as the US, rendering useless all the non-hardened electrical devices in the country, would not qualify as war - after all it doesn't cross your "bright-line" requirement of widespread killing. Disregard the incredible chaos and economic loss that would follow - no one died from the pulse - other than a few unlucky pacemaker wearers.

        Death that accompanies violent[1] action is incidental to a military obj
      • by Elemenope ( 905108 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @11:05AM (#21560555)

        Right, because economic jamming is ultimately just about money. Nobody has ever been killed for just money.

        Please. In the 21st century, economic hegemony is shaping up to be much, much more important than simple military dominance, as military actions follow from economic imperatives, not the other way around. From the United Fruit Company to the Iraq Wars, blood runs when money stops flowing.

        The bright line you describe doesn't exist; economic warfare, whatever the form, has real human cost in actual human lives. The person who dies of Cholera in Bolivia because their water supply is privatized (and devastated as a result) after heavy foreign pressure is just as dead as the Iraqi killed by an American bullet. At least one has a prayer of getting on the evening news.

        Incidentally, while I generally agree that calling something a "war" does not make it so, if you are referring to the US War on Drugs, it resembles a war in every legitimate sense of the term. People in Putumayo and neighboring Columbian states see at the center of Cocaine traffic a fully militarized operation, while here in the US we have armed our local police offices with semi-automatic weapons, no-knock warrants, and a healthy disrespect for human life. (If on the other hand you were talking about the 'War on terror' or the 'War on poverty', you might be on to something. ;)

        • by EgoWumpus ( 638704 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @11:11AM (#21560605)

          Any war on an {insert your chosen abstract concept here} is ridiculous. The War on Drugs resembles a war, and perhaps even is a war, but it's not a war 'on drugs'. It's a war against particular drug cartels. It may even be several separate wars. But by calling it an abstract war, you confuse yourself. Note that the Allies declared war on the Axis countries in World War II, not on Invaders. Fighting Invaders might be a good idea. Having a War on Invaders, on the other hand, is a really bad idea, because your objectives are entirely unclear.

          It just goes to show you should never confuse people with concepts. You'll be way off.

          • by Elemenope ( 905108 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @11:39AM (#21560911)

            An interesting point. I disagree, only because the "War on Drugs" has had a relatively coherent approach and consistent goals for a while now. That the militarization of the conflict has led to an unmitigated loss, and placed the "war goals", so to speak, almost completely out of reach, does not make it any less legitimate. Lost wars are still wars. The war was never against "Colombia" or "Mexico", but in the DEA office they had real targets (complete with red 'x's through the pictures of the targets that were eliminated or neutralized) and quantifiable goals.

            Likewise, a "War on Invaders" seems to be eminently reasonable, if stupidly duplicative. The Westphalian system makes every country de facto at war against any territorial invader anyway, so "War on Invaders" is more of a standing international policy than it is a war on an idea.

            The problem I have with using the rhetoric of 'War', whether it is associated with an actual military conflict that approaches the reality of warfare or not, is that it destroys the succinct and specific legal meaning that the word "War" had. That same international system of sovereign states depends a great deal upon the notion that only sovereign entities may declare war on sovereign entities, that such a declaration meant specific responses and held specific expectations of the parties involved, and that at least in the US it required a legislature to legitimate by vote in order to execute. Blurring the textbook definition of "War" between sovereign states with "War" that states only a goal, whether it be concrete or ephemeral one, and not a sovereign state, damages the integrity of the system that is designed to moderate the use of force internationally.

            • Whenever there is War, two things happen:

              1) someone earning Big Bucks
              2) someone earning Big Power

              Getting Big Bucks helps/helped fund the people's campaign earning Big Power, and the people getting Big Power introduces acts like the Patriot Act and other insanities.

              So there are litterally people who _want_ war for personal gain. This is why we shouldn't allow _any_ war to happen just because someone else wants it, or are outraged by something. Even if it is "just in name", because it never really is. Look be
          • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

            by QuantumFTL ( 197300 )

            Any war on an {insert your chosen abstract concept here} is ridiculous.
            I don't know, the War on Reason seems to be pretty alive and well here in the States.
      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        War kill, maims and physically destroys cities.

        "Thus those skilled in war subdue the enemy's army without battle .... They conquer by strategy."--Sun Tzu

      • This is just semantic nitpicking. I'd hope most of us understand the common usage of the terms "cold war" and "war."
      • I agree with you at the present time, however if current trends continue, that could change. Every more significant items are being networked, and as things which people depend on for life are networked destroying the network could effectively ruin a city. If the power supply or water network in a major city is destroyed then it will almost certainly lead to some loss of life and the effective loss of the city as a production center for a possibly significant amount of time.
  • by Kranfer ( 620510 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:06AM (#21560037) Homepage Journal
    Well, at least with all countries going after eachother's economies and such, I will start off by saying that at least I know who to blame when my Interest rates to up. You Bastards! But in related news, i did see that the Chinese Government attempted to hack into the Rolls Royce data center in Texas. The news article said everything was fine and dandy though so at least thats good.

    http://infotech.indiatimes.com/articleshow/2591293.cms [indiatimes.com]

    I guess they want real engine technology or something.
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by cp.tar ( 871488 )

      But in related news, i did see that the Chinese Government attempted to hack into the Rolls Royce data center in Texas. The news article said everything was fine and dandy though so at least thats good.

      Oh, right.
      And if everything wasn't fine and dandy, they'd tell that to the public.

      <borat>Pause not.</borat>

      When war started in Croatia some 15 years ago, there were so many bombings, air raids and so on and so forth -- yet every single time there was an engagement, our national television broadcasted minimum losses on our side (most commonly, no casualties save for one wounded) and heavy losses on the opposite side.

      I was but a kid then, but even then I found it... odd.

      Likewise, I'm quite

  • Not so Cold (Score:5, Insightful)

    by explosivejared ( 1186049 ) <hagan.jaredNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:12AM (#21560091)
    Apparently [slashdot.org] it's not so cold after all. Maybe insane paranoia we will reap some benefits from increasing tech R&D. All it takes is one congressman talking about "an decryption gap" to get about 10^588484 billion dollars for this stuff.
     
      Last time the Soviet's spent themselves into exinction, so let's just hope it's not us this time.
    • All it takes is one congressman talking about "an decryption gap" to get about 10^588484 billion dollars for this stuff.


      I think you need a little bit more money than $65534
    • All it takes is one congressman talking about "an decryption gap" to get about 10^588484 billion dollars for this stuff.

      I don't know about "10^588484 billion dollars" but the NSA has been receiving funding because of their antiquated energy infrastructure. Because nobody bothered to do any long range planning, they reached the max their local grid can handle, leaving no room for new super computers, etc. It might not exactly be "a decryption gap," but they're getting money to upgrade their facilities.

      http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/August2006/070806NSA.htm [prisonplanet.com]

    • Not to mention how much this will help us defend against the cylons!
  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:14AM (#21560099)
    I probably shouldn't be posting this, but I'm Cyber Special Forces, a US Cyber Seal. We have a motto - "the only easy day was yesterday". People think it's glamorous, but I'm out there risking my life every single day.

    Here's something you might not have heard before - Freedom isn't Free.

    If not me, then who?
  • by moogied ( 1175879 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:16AM (#21560111)
    A cyber cold war? How is this going to work? Are we building servers right now that spam "STFU NUB, AMERICA #1 B1A+CH"?
  • Of course it can make people angry to get their own information stolen by other governments but on the other hand this happens only when the playing field is not leveled.

    When all governments have similar technologies and ressources it forces the market to compete more and get new ideas on the market as soon as possible. Also, when military technologies are similar amongst nations, it forces them to negociate and talk instead of bullying the weaker ones.

    Having a small advantage is all right but when some nat

    • It's all about the human race advancing together instead of exploiting each other.

      Problem is, it only takes one party to start a conflict. If the path of least resistance[1] to achieve one party's goal is armed conflict, and the achieving of that goal is important enough to that party, then armed conflict will be used.

      The goals of the aggressive party don't have to be logical or even rational, they just have to "want it" bad enough.

      Advancing together vs. exploiting each other is a fine goal, but since it w

  • Firewalls? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Burlynerd ( 535250 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:20AM (#21560155)
    OK, so how long will it take for them to start building national firewalls? BN
    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by calebt3 ( 1098475 )
      There is no reason in my mind for a "national" firewall. Maybe one to shelter the entire government's systems, but there is no reason to extend this to civilians, except for the fact that a local botnet will be able to DDoS more effectively than a distant one.
      • except for the fact that a local botnet will be able to DDoS more effectively than a distant one


        Not advocating for a national firewall, but that'd actually be great, if we could make it harder to DDoS from outside the country. Someone DDoSing from inside the country is subject to our laws and can be arrested and punished, as opposed to someone from Brazil doing so.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by farkus888 ( 1103903 ) *
      This is a very very good point in a humorous tone some might miss. there is a lot of discussion about the privacy/access to knowledge aspects of the great firewall of China. no one seems to be drawing the correlation that much of this "cyber cold war" traffic is coming from or going to China, makes one wonder if those aspects of this firewall are really strawmen to keep people from talking about it really being a defense from other governments trying to track and retaliate against Chinas outgoing "cyber col
    • by jelton ( 513109 )
      Why not start placing entire nations behind NAT routers?

      "The GNAT Router of China"
      "National SOHO Router" (installed next to the Washington Monument; uses classical architecture, like UNIX)
      "Institute for Internet Openness" (This was is found in Oceania)

      Any others I'm missing?
  • by techpawn ( 969834 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:20AM (#21560159) Journal
    But I always take Security warning from software vendors with a grain of salt. It's like the wolf telling you about the fox watching your chickens.
  • by Ed Avis ( 5917 ) <ed@membled.com> on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:21AM (#21560171) Homepage
    With attempted 'hacking' from other countries, we see that domestic laws prohibiting unauthorized computer access are not much use. Of course they don't deter the Chinese army or any other government agency. They do deter domestic hackers, but have unpleasant side-effects like criminalizing viewing a page on a website to make sure it's not a phishing site [theregister.co.uk]. And if your computer security is oriented more towards tracking down individuals and bringing them to trial, you will be relatively defenceless against foreign agencies. Children brought up in an artificially clean and disinfected environment can suffer more infections when later exposed to the real world. It might be a better idea to legalize hacking, provided no damage is done, in order to strengthen your country's immune system.
    • by cdrguru ( 88047 )
      You must absolutely be 16...

      Legalize "hacking", provided no damage is done. Define "damge" in this context. Would you include theft as damage, like stealing all of someone's money from their bank account? How about copyright infringement - would that count as "damage"? Or would "damage" only be things that physically damage computer equipment, like making a monitor burn up because of incorrect settings?

      Would you want to include injecting code into a system to allow easier future access? That wouldn't r
      • by Ed Avis ( 5917 )
        I think the answers to your questions about what constitutes damage are obvious. In any case, theft is already a crime under existing laws, and copyright infringement is already a civil wrong and/or a crime, so the most serious attacks could be dealt with even without any computer crime legislation at all.

        Today it is practically impossible to do anything about attacks to home and small business computers. Local law enforcement doesn't have jurisdiction and the FBI wants hard proof of greater than $25,000

  • Espionnage agencies are using new technologies to achieve their goals. So what ?

    Spying/Intelligence (gathering information) is as old as wars are (already Sun Tzu was talking about that). It's in no way specific to a "cold war".
    • already Sun Tzu was talking about that
      Chapter XIII was interesting and talked about the importance of spies during war. But if you remember that chapter well THIS should scare the ever living hell out of you unless you really think the information being fed to them is false or that they are so well rewarded that they won't defect.

      Sun Tzu spoke of gathering information for attack before it happens, not info about the people/leaders.
  • No Duh (Score:2, Insightful)

    by MM_LONEWOLF ( 994599 )
    Alliances aren't being followed? Next thing you know, they're going to tell us that there were spies operating in Russia during the real cold war.
  • Not a Cold War (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Doc Ruby ( 173196 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:34AM (#21560273) Homepage Journal
    That scenario isn't a "Cold War". It's just the normal state of international relations, which has always been based on political and economic espionage, as well as "sustainable sabotage", for thousands of years among all nations. Even during every "hot war" (shooting involved), this is the norm. Even among allies, looking for advantage and testing for weakness that makes the entire alliance vulnerable.

    People really ought to go check into one of these actual wars once in a while. The ones where states work to destroy each other, where lots of people are killed, where entire ideologies, religions, cities, landscapes get trashed and owned. People who think this kind of thing is a "war" really have it soft, and lose the proper respect for real war.
    • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )
      It's particularly sad when we're just barely out of November, when most countries have ceremonies to remember those real wars. In Canada the theme of Remembrance day is "lest we forget."
  • by hellfire ( 86129 ) <deviladv AT gmail DOT com> on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:41AM (#21560321) Homepage
    I'm not disputing the accuracy one way or another, but c'mon. Not only does the article clearly reference McAfee as the author of the report, a corporation with a vested interest in scaring governments into buying more software, so does the summary! The moment a corporation starts posting fearmongering, I'm immediately skeptical. The immediate aim I see is to get the government to be scared and buy more software from McAfee. Maybe I'm wrong but I doubt it.

    Government and corporations have been in bed for years, but my god it's gotten so bad that it's practically a daily public porn show where they don't care what you see any more.
    • if mcaffee is the only thing we have protecting us we might as well just give them an email address they can send their requests to and hire a team of people to promptly respond with whatever they want to know.
      • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )
        No, no. We've got Symantec too.

        So we'll need to get in contact with THEM and ask what they'd like.
        • the bureaucracy and red tape of getting two companies that size to coordinate even something as simple as sending an email would probably take them longer to get the information that either of those security products could hold them up for.
    • Yes, but you will continue to pay your taxes and "vote" for the other guy and you will like it that way.
  • Cyber War (Score:3, Funny)

    by MM_LONEWOLF ( 994599 ) <manfighter22@hotmail.com> on Monday December 03, 2007 @10:51AM (#21560413)
    I've got an idea. If two countries are arguing, each cultivates their best cyber warriors for 1 year. After one year, they have a giant multiplayer team death match in a mutually chosen FPS. At the end of the day, winner takes all. The only problem is that Japan and/or China will become the new super-powers.
    • The problem there is that the losers, whoever they are, will pull out of the deal when they see that they have lost.
    • I've got an idea. If two countries are arguing, each cultivates their best cyber warriors for 1 year. After one year, they have a giant multiplayer team death match in a mutually chosen FPS. At the end of the day, winner takes all. The only problem is that Japan and/or China will become the new super-powers.

      Good idea, but instead of an FPS, it will be more like DefCon's Capture the Flag competition. The game is already being played and the only side we'll ever hear about scoring is the Chinese, so us civ

    • Sometimes I seriously wonder if "modern" warfare in the future will be similar to what you are joking about.

      One of the first things you try to do in a war is defeat your enemy's information. If you can hack into your enemy's computers and remove all of the information he has gathered about you, then he won't be able to launch an attack because he won't know where your targets are. If he is able to launch an attack, then you try to disable the information systems involved in the attack. So perhaps in t
      • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )
        No. See, that's sort of what the US's strategy was: let's make really good machines and when we've finished reducing the other guy's ability to conduct (our kind of modern mechanized) warfare, he'll give up and we'll be the winner and get what we want.

        Unfortunately that's the point where the other guy picks up a gun/dynamite/shovel/pitchfork and goes old school.
    • I'm not sure, I think I saw something on TV once, but wasn't this similar to the plot of some sort of gundam show?
  • Let's hope these idiots don't trigger a "Cyber Winter".

    The world economy is becoming more and more dependent -- and interdependent -- on complicated electronic infrastructures. A nasty enough attack could hurt far more than the intended target.
  • While the NIPRNet itself does not carry sensitive information, Paller argued that the ultimate aim of such attacks is to "own" the opponent's computer.

    we got teh pwnd by Ch1n@ r0fl/\/\@0
    I couldn't resist and don't see it anywhere else :-p.

    We need a security education class in public school perhaps? Less gullible and greedy populace? A database of serials so real customers aren't frustrated by losing their key, and subsequently installing all kinds of horrible software in search of a key? That last one could be government sponsored or from a small tax on software sales or creators.
    There are things average windows users can learn to protect t

    • That would actually be really cool if cyber self defense was a regular part of school curriculum. You can have an advanced class for developers, but everyone gets the basic stuff.
  • by QuickFox ( 311231 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @11:05AM (#21560549)
    Apparently the incompetence reaches staggering proportions. FTA:

    According to a source close to the situation, the chief information security officer of the US Department of Commerce learned this summer that his home computer was being used to send data to computers in China. He found his family had been the victim of a spear-phishing attack, in which his child had been encouraged by an email to unwittingly download malware onto the family's home computer. Once it was compromised, the attackers used the security officer's personal computer as a tunnel into the Department of Commerce's systems.
    The family of the chief information security officer of the Department of Commerce can't afford to have one computer for the family and another for high-security work? And the nation can't afford a separate computer for this apparently impoverished officer?

    No way. It can't be lack of funds. It can only be staggering, incredible incompetence. And it's not the local burger flipper. It's the chief information security officer. The top boss in charge of keeping information safe.

    Amazing.
    • "The family of the chief information security officer of the Department of Commerce can't afford to have one computer for the family and another for high-security work?"

      I doubt he was thinking about a random event where his kid replies to an email and downloads spyware, I mean really. Most people wouldn't think such things would occur, that is pretty damn random, and most importantly most people have tonnes of things on their minds, they are not obsessed with their job, he has a family, he has to shower, h
      • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

        by jdjbuffalo ( 318589 )
        Being part of the IT organization in the DoC means he should have at least been aware of the generic problems that plague almost everyones computers--namely spyware, keyloggers and viruses. These things, especially keyloggers, could lead a hacker to gain access to his sensitive information on the computer and access to any place he logs into.

        Even though I don't have a wife and kids yet, when I do you better believe everyone is going to have separate computers (especially if I use one of them for work). Th
        • I agree with what you're saying, but I'm certain even you would think the change of *your kid* downloading spyware was pretty remote. The issues with security stem from ignorance of technology and how it works, and that is the hardest thing to cure, security courses don't matter if you don't even have a grasp of technology and how it functions.
      • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 ) on Monday December 03, 2007 @02:43PM (#21563247)
        The chief information security officer should be well aware that his work computer with sensitive data on it and a direct line into the department of commerce should be both physically secured and completely separate from the computer his kids (or he) check their myspace accounts on. Not only that, he's in charge of initiating and enforcing that requirement for everyone else.
        • The cheif should have been briefed and given a special laptop or computer for the job, this was lazyness on both sides. The govenrment in it's cheapness and improper hiring of staff that doesn't know enough deserves all it gets when this shit happens.
          • by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )
            But this is the guy who's supposed to be in charge of administering (or at least making sure they're administered) those briefings, setting those policies, and hiring those staff!
    • by Detritus ( 11846 )
      You've obviously never worked for the government. Just because the government, in an abstract sense, has a trillion dollars, does not mean that you can spend any of it. You can be working on a billion dollar spy satellite program, and not have any money available for basic office supplies like pens, pencils, notebooks and stamps. I know people who built their own office PCs by scrounging parts from the surplus equipment warehouse. That was the only way for them to get a computer, since their was never any m
  • each one slapping around one of the others:

    wub-wub-wub-wub-wub!

    Ow !

    Oh Yeah ! ...

    Only now countries can do this to each other digitally - guess thats progress. Its all fun and games until someone's hard drive gets formatted
  • Ah yes, time to open up a new business market. I mean, it's not like your software is a bloated piece of garbage, which doesn't really clean or prevent any viruses that you can't get from something like AVG http://free.grisoft.com/ [grisoft.com] which is free. I seriously hope we aren't contracting our government IT security to THAT company.
  • A cold war is a war that doesn't happen.
    A cyber war is a war that doesn't happen physically.
    A Cyber Cold War is a scam to get government funding.
  • So does that mean all countries besides US will be switching to non-US software?
  • Why don't they prepare - and spen a ton of money - for alien invasions, too? This stuff is way overblown. The government can get the telcos to run their spying apparatus for them, but they would have us believe they are incapable of cutting off packets to and from certain countries. What's up with this? I want to know why anyone believes this is a real threat. Anyone outside of those with a vested interest in seeing that the "threat" is taken seriously.
  • ...Rollerball !

    NOTE: not the completely stupid remake, but the brilliant and overlooked 1975 Norman Jewison film with James Caan as Jonathan E.

    Seriously, if the idiots don't get a clue soon, America will have signs at every port stating "Owned and operated by" some multi-national company like the Carlisle Group.

    With no penalities and no time limit..........

    • Oh I remember it well...

      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!
      Jonathan!

      from back when Hollywood actually made some decent movies...
  • I liked the part where some Estonian official was complaining about Russia trying to destroy the Estonian society by attacking Estonian computers. All six of them at the same time. This brazen attack came at a difficult time, when half of Estonia's 62-strong army was involved in Iraq, leaving their homeland vulnerable to a Russian invasion. As a precautionary measure, Estonians decided to temporarily shut down both of their Web sites, until they can come up with the funds needed to upgrade their Win 95 serv
  • These US government departments losing "terabytes" worth of data must have some serious upload bandwidth!

    Or can you say, "hype"?

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