Cellphone Use On Planes Coming Soon? 249
s31523 writes "A while back it was reported that cell phone use was given the OK on Emirate airlines. The BBC is now reporting European agencies back the use of cell phones in air. Plans have been developed to introduce technology that allow cell phone use on planes without any risk of interference. A spokesman for the UK regulator Ofcom said there were still many stages to pass through before final approval was given to the roll out of the plans, but the regulator said that the technology could be implemented next year."
Boxed SOAP response. (Score:4, Funny)
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The newest accessary (Score:3, Funny)
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You're confusing that with the "Giant Sphere of Static" feature. The Cone of Silence got patented [patentstorm.us]. Really. It did.
You can get them here... (Score:2)
And you thought you loved half hour train rides (Score:4, Insightful)
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Interference? (Score:4, Funny)
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Maybe force him or her to swallow it?
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Cell phone free flights please (Score:4, Insightful)
If I can't "just walk away" then the only alternative is an ass kicking, and I assume if I punched someone out on a plane they would arrest me on the ground as a terrorists or something.
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Second that!
It's bad enough on trains and busses. Also, I don't think airline staff (that is the flight attentands) will want to mediate the disputes between people loudly yapping on the phone and people who want to sleep quietly. I suspect that till now the airlines were rather thappy to say "the government says you can't use your phone" and not have to worry about this. In the future they'll have to come down on one side or the other.
Re:Cell phone free flights please (Score:5, Funny)
In terms of coming down on one side or the other, if the airline gets a share of the phone revenue, I'll give you one guess as to which side they'll come down on...
What's really unfair though, is that if you bring a cell phone jammer onto an airoplane, _you_ would be the one to go to jail!
That's the scary thing - they might make money... (Score:2)
This means the cabin crew will be told to not come down too hard on the morons, no matter how much they want to. The people making the decisions will be safe in their plush offices while the poor stewards are dealing with the air rage it causes.
I think the best tactic will be to lean over and really obviously try to listen in on the conversati
You all underestimate the inanity of most calls (Score:3, Funny)
LMM: "WHERE YOU AT?"
LMM: "I'M ON BART"
LMM: "BART!"
LMM: "I'M ON BART!"
LMM: "YES
LMM: "I'M ON BART!"
[Train goes in to tunnel]
LMM: "HELLO?"
LMM: "HELLO?"
LMM: "HELLO?"
[Repeat N times directly proportional to loudness and stupidness of conversation]
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(...) Also, I don't think airline staff (that is the flight attentands) will want to mediate the disputes between people loudly yapping on the phone and people who want to sleep quietly. I suspect that till now the airlines were rather thappy to say "the government says you can't use your phone" and not have to worry about this. In the future they'll have to come down on one side or the other.
Surely, the airlines have been here before - this is hardly going to be a problem for them.
"Will that be cellphone or non-cellphone, sir?"
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A screaming kid is no big deal, maybe if you have kids one day or at least babysit a few times it won't bother you so much. I find it pretty easy to sleep through a screaming ki
mithra save us (Score:5, Insightful)
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So that the person picking me up knows to leave home and start driving to the airport? Of if they're already on their way, they'll know to look for me outside the airport in a few minutes time, instead of paying for parking and waiting an indeterminate amount of time? Parking at airports is often extremely expensive and time-consuming.
Given the ridiculously low number of US airports directly connected to mass transportation, I can think of count
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IdiotWithCellPhone (IWCF): "Hey Bob, we're taxiing out of the gate now, I'll call you when we get closer"
You: $#*$%&
IWCF: "Hey Bob, we just took off - yeah, isn't in neat that we can call on the plane. WHAT? YOU CAN'T HEAR ME. HOW'S THIS?"
You: *&$(####^$
IWCF: "HEY BOB, WE'RE OVER CHICAGO, I'LL CALL YOU LATER!"
You: &$#^&^^#@@
IWCF: "HEY BOB, WE'RE OVER ARIZONA, SHURE LOOKS DRY. WHAT? HOW'S THIS, CAN YOU HEAR ME? YEAH I SAW THAT GAME YESTER
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Very often, the person picking you up will be waiting just off-airport at a safe/sane parking spot, rather than looping around the airport or paying $50 just to park for 15 minutes.
Back when I was in graduate school I would frequently pick my father up from the airport. Rather than loop around the airport, contributing to traffic 10-20 times, I would park in a small parking lot near the airport and wait for a call. (Similarly, about half the limo drivers picking people up at Newark Airport do the
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I don't know how many times I left the house to catch an "on time" flight landing 30 minutes from then (+15 for baggage pickup), only to stop at my usual spot, check flight status from my phone, and find out that a flight that should have l
Wait, what? (Score:5, Interesting)
You can bring on a cell phone, but not an iPod...
You can bring on a lighter, but not a water bottle...
You can wear a belt, but you have to remove your shoes...
Are they just making the rules up randomly or something?
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Also, many security stations make you remove your belt. (I've taken to preemptively putting mine in my laptop bag)
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And all the while, my carry on had a box cutter.
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Re:Wait, what? (Score:4, Informative)
Pretty much. The idea is to make people feel safer because they are doing something. What that something is is less important, they might as well require passengers to do a tap dance or whatever amuses them the most
Re: Wait, what? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Right... Well that'd make sense few years ago, but right now, all people in US I know are kinda fed up "feeling safe" if you know what I mean.
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Pretty much. The people and press say 'Evil is out there! Do something!' so they make this stuff up and say 'We did something!'
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I'm not sure what list you're looking at... are those the rules in Europe?
you have been able to carry lighters again (Score:2)
since august 4th lighters are allowed again.
I can guarantee this for the USA (Score:2)
This will be to "protect" and "ensure the highest possible safety regime", reign on US territory at all times; never mind that the southern border is wide open and so is the northern one to some extent.
Sadly nothing or very little is being done about it.
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Contrast this
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Great news!!! (Score:2)
Fox News will have a around the clock news coverage of the incident, and therefore all the idiots out there that don't realize it yet will finally hear the news that it is actually rude to make unwilling bystanders
Reasons (Score:2)
My understanding (of old) is that the primary reason for the ban was not that interference was inevitable, but that not all the myriad makes and models of phones could be adequately tested.
Maybe they've been doing tests and not finding anything.
The "pico cell" concept in the FA is interesting - do 2G cellphones normally adjust power output to cell distance / signal strength? Otherwise, the signals from the cells are just as much an issue as before.
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It's worse than that.
Take the cross product of the number of phones and the number of aircraft with all of their sub-designations, and that's the size of the problem.
Take an aircraft like the 747 which has almost 40 years of production life: various generations, various changes to components over time, various in flight e
Earplugs (Score:4, Insightful)
Those earplugs + noise canceling headphones + a sleeping pill if you want = Transoceanic bliss.
Throw in a PSP or DS and a movie or two and you are good to go. Just don't forget to bring some spare batteries.
real reason they ban 'em (Score:2, Interesting)
the question then is why, which people seem to think they know. it is most definitely not because they interfere with the flight systems. think about how many hundreds of people are on their cellphone or laptop i
9/11 Anyone? (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh wait... someone actually tested that with cell phones and none worked at all...
Funny isn't it how they were all made through Verizon and how chummy Verizon has been with DHS and the other agencies. hmmmmmm...
Little old lady with a hammer (Score:2)
no risk, except (Score:2)
That's "no risk of electromagnetic interference". There is a significant risk of pugilistic interference.
Why just on planes "coming soon"? (Score:2)
The Death-Knell for Peace and Quiet in the Skies? (Score:2)
Relax. Nobody's going to be annoying you. (Score:2)
However, I think it's unlikely to be a problem. Why? Because the airline will own the microcell to which you are connnecting and you will be 'roaming' when you use it. Translation: They get to charge whatever they want. How does five bucks a minute for calls sent or received sound?
Anyone who will be able to afford to use the service for anything more than SMS is probably flyin
We already have phones on planes (Score:2)
I mean, if you can get off the phone for 2 hours for short-haul trip then you have issues, and if you need to make an real urgent call on long-haul, it's possible while anything more than a minimum chat is prohibitively expensive for most. What's wrong with that I ask you?
Ban it for other reasons (Score:2)
Slashdot's tagging system (Score:2)
What is the real criteria for the tags to be used?
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I'm amazed and disgusted... (Score:5, Insightful)
That the "freedom-loving" slashdotters are all — posters and moderators — claiming to be happy, that the big lie [economist.com] of "cell phones may interfere with safety equipment on board" is being used to stop their fellow passengers from using their cell phones on the planes.
Evidently, the ends justify the means... Lying to millions of travelers to prevent a tiny minority of them from being inconsiderate, while at the same time offering them an option to pay $6/minute for the same sort of inconsideration...
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Well, if it is, in fact, a majority, or even a substantial minority, who wish to be able to use their phones, but can not due to the undisputed lie, then the slashdotters' celebration of the lie is even worse...
Cell phones won't work, and front-end overloading (Score:2)
They'll put a "cell" inside the 'plane... (Score:2)
They'll put a "cell" inside the 'plane and beam it to ground via a special link...
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The experiments I cited, and later reports proved that the "cell phone" calls made by the hijack victims were actually placed by the plane's airphones. Airphones are satellite phones on many plane flights that require the use of a credit card to activate. Do a Google search, and you will even find a link from QUALCOMM, CIN
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Take a look at the NTSB report about flight 93: http://www.ntsb.gov/info/Flight%20_Path_%20Study_UA93.pdf [ntsb.gov] . At Between 9:58 and 10:00am, the plane was at/below 5,000 feet (and never went much above 5,000 feet). From the Mousaui trial/wikipedia article that you linked to, "Only two phone calls, one by Edward Felt and one by flight attendant CeeCee Lyles, came from cell phones -- both
YES! flying is not annoying enough yet (Score:3, Funny)
Don't worry, nobody will use them (Score:2)
To all of you who worry about your neighbor yakking away on their cell phone through a flight, chill out! Many planes today already have seat-back phones. Have you ever seen anyone use them? When you're in the air, you'll be connected to the plane's own cell, with a satellite uplink. Surely they'll charge roaming fees just as exorbitant as what the seat-back phones cost today.
Just hope that you don't accidentally roam onto their network while the plane is on the ground!
3/4 of the world could have coverage very soon (Score:2)
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That was my first reaction. Now, we get to hear three dozen ringtones and three dozens idiots yammering at the top of their voices about three dozen different idiotic things. Although, given how absurd and unreasonable stewardesses tend to be in US airline companies, there will probably be more cancelled flights and tasering incidents aboard commercial aircraft now with so many people talking loudly or telling other people to shut the fuck up. (I know stewardesses can't go around tasering
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Re:Let me be the first to SHOUT (Score:2)
So get her on board and it makes no difference if you're at the front of the plane, back of the plane, or sitting on the tailplane - you'd still not be able to hear yourself think.
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Cell phones are different... (Score:3, Interesting)
Me? I think this is a terrible move. Air travel is bad enough as it is without having to put up with somebody talking 12 inches from your ear for hours. NOBODY is suffering with the current system.
If somebody annoys me with a cellphone, ie. it's obvious that it's not an emergency call and they'
Re:Let me be the first to say (Score:4, Insightful)
If we lived in a society where people tried to be nice to one another then you'd be right, the rants would be dumb.
We don't live in such a society.
It's pretty clear from the way people act with cell phones on the ground that this is going to be an annoying change on airplanes. Who here hasn't seen/interacted with someone who talked excessively loud over their cell? I see (more hear) those people every day, are they magically going to vanish on airplanes? Same goes for people who talk forever.
We already have passenger's irritating other passengers without care on airplanes. My last flight we had someone who couldn't get a particular movie to play on the (obviously cheap) entertainment system. It was an old movie and (in my opinion) not very good but they kept complaining until the pilot decided to reset the system just to shut the guy up. After the reset he was fine, his movie played. Everyone else started getting random movies and the sound system didn't work but he was quite happy with himself. Add that to the multiple people swinging their luggage about without care while we were on the ground, the guy who went and got something out of his luggage when we were on the final runway, and the person who complained about the food and the trip was a quite unpleasant 9+ hours. Now add on someone talking on a cell phone for the entire trip, they don't even have to be that loud but they, or someone else, is always talking. Tell me, do you want to fly on that airplane?
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I take it from your post that you don't actually fly ever, because nobody that has been on a plane in the last few years would take those positions.
I am personally a large man, while I don't have a whole lot of extra flab, I do take up my entire seat, and more if we're talking about a 737. When somebody is taking up more space than is in a seat due to being obese they should be charge for the extra space. I barely fit in a seat as it is, and that's with the shoulders I was born with. I shouldn't have to forfeit any of my space because the person next to me chose to put on a lot of weight.
You do have a bit of a point with babies, but it is still a miserable way to fly.
As for the phones, they are basically a menace to any sort of restful flight. The vast majority of cell phone users don't realize that you don't have to yell into them to be heard. I have one myself, and most of the time I can't hear myself and the microphone still picks it up sufficiently for the other party to hear my clearly.
Limiting the cell phone use on plans to a specific walled off area would be fine by me, but expecting me or the flight attendants to moderate how loud is too loud because people invariably don't care is fundamentally unreasonable.
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I assume that they plan to put a cellular transceiver on the aircraft and use some specialized technology to get the signals from the airplane to the ground -- satellite or some special mode of dealing with ground stations or something.
Anyway, just when I thought that they couldn't find any more ways on top of miniscule seats with no leg room, long unexplained takeoff delays, intrusive security, losing baggage, scheduling impossible connections, overbooking, and chronically late flights to make airline travel more distasteful, they've come up with this. I rarely do airplanes any more, and the last time I did, it took me something like 36 hours to get from Burlington, VT to Seattle.
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You're a very poor guesser. You just compared watching a movie for couple of hours in your nearby theater, to a Transatlantic travel taking potentially a day or more.
In which case the ability to keep in contact with someone is more needed? Let me guess...
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Wouldn't be so bad if people had important conversations. Most just yell about nothing at full volume into their phones for an hour. There is very little short of loss of documents that means you need to contact anyone midflight - you couldn't do it before and everyone got by.
Uh...you can do that now (Score:2, Insightful)
On to the more important aspect: I hope this never gets implemented and for the most part I don't think it will. Lots of people like to sleep on planes and won't be able to with others yammering on their phones. Plus there is the extra time and cost for airlines to install the equipment to relay the signals. God only knows what "roaming" means at 38000 ft.
Re:Uh...you can do that now (Score:5, Insightful)
They also miss the wireless notebooks that are operational and probing for their home networks.
Compromise with text (Score:5, Insightful)
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Seriously, it addresses the two problems and allows both sides their arguements.
Contact and consideration.
Why do these solutions escape the multimillion dollar investigation teams assigned to solving these issues?
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What makes you think I'm NOT on an investigation team assigned to solving these issues? (grin)
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1. The current end-to-end RTT over SAT broadband which these will use is 900ms+. Voice will be horrible. To add insult to injury this is comparable to some of the call setup timers in GSM so there will be excessive paging and a large percentage of call setup failures.
2. The bandwidth is just about enough to let SMS and GPRS.
3. The real revenue spinner the airlines have got in their sites is the roaming data for the crackberry addicts. They can charge for it 10 times more
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Let first class passengers talk in their seats - they paid plenty of cash for it, and with the upper end airlines (Dubai and Singapore based) having first class cubicles or suites (on SIA A380), noise shouldn't be much of a problem.
Business would be a case for each airline.
Economy - hmm.
Note that Boeing has encouraged 'stand up' spaces on their new/planned airplanes - B747-8I in particular, where passengers can socialize out of their seats. There is also space in the A380 top d
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If you're flying without hearing protection, a "gotta be connected" person you're jealous of really ough
Re:Compromise with text (Score:4, Informative)
Hmm... I wonder how long it'll be before mobile phones can be used in the Channel Tunnel? You're only underground for 20 minutes though (it's 30 miles).
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This is a good idea, though I was annoyed one time when I reserved seats, and they put us in the quiet coach without asking. Everytime someone made a quiet phone call, this guy came over to complain at them, saying "Excuse me, when I want to make a phone call, I go to the end of the carriage". I guess it's nice that he wanted to uphold the rules, but I was more disturbed by
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They scan laptops. Or at least they scan mine. And I don't think I lose any data
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It'll be one of those low-numbered rows since only people in First and Business class will be able to afford to yak away for a whole long flight. Since you'll be in that class too, don't kill them yourself, get one of your staff to do it.
If you really are in Sardine
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FYI they don't wipe the drives. And they do scan them.
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