DHS Injects Itself With DDoS 136
An anonymous reader writes "Here's a story about what can happen to any enterprise IT department that overestimates the intelligence of its users. Only in this case, the enterprise in question is the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. The spokesman says there's no Jack Bauer mentality. No kidding!"
DDoS? (Score:4, Insightful)
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May be not in this case, but thats exactly what happened when network came to standstill and exchange servers melted down for exactly the same reason for very large company I work for.
It started with a very creative admin creating a mailing list "to-all". Within 3 hours, somebody who had a lot of time on his hand found it out and sent out some naive message to the list. The classic snowball effect followed wit
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Here, let me help you with that :
[NETBIOS] network came to standstill and exchange servers melted down
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Not on Microsoft infrastructure. It's called a cascade failure and if it happens to you all of your Exchange servers will go down. All of them.
1. All Exchange Servers fail --> All Outlook instances lock up, Word freezes, and desktops generally become unstable.
2. Panic ensues.
3. Someone calls a consultant
4. Profit!
If everyth
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A guy who was going on vacation set up an out-of-office reply, but set it up to reply to "all employees".
"Reply only once" was not set, and apparently automatically replying to the group "all employees" includes sending a reply to the sender who then receives the reply and sends a response to everyone, including himself. So the system entered an infinite loop.
I got into the office early and could actually still log in; I had about 100 e-m
a case of the lolz? (Score:2)
Listserv Idiocy (Score:5, Informative)
you get 5-6 idiots that reply to all
then you get 50-60 idiots telling them not to reply to all
and 50-60 more idiots trying to have a conversation to the first 5-6 idiots
Re:Listserv Idiocy (Score:5, Funny)
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Now this time I mean it! Stop posting where we can all see!
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Godwin's Law is a more efficient way :)
Ok, I invoke it now.
Re:Listserv Idiocy (Score:5, Funny)
-Mike
Re:Listserv Idiocy (Score:4, Funny)
How friggin dare anyone out there write posts after all this website has been through.
/. lost her bandwidth, /. went through a slashdot effect. /. had two friggin sharks with lasers on their heads.
Her administrator turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now /. going through a ddos. All you people care about is..... readers and making money off of her.
/.'s A WEBSITE! What you don't realize is that /. is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
/. hasn't performed on the web in years. /. songs is called "give me hotgrits" for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.
LEAVE /. ALONE! You are lucky /. even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEEEAVE /. ALLLLLONE!.....Please.
Cowboy Neal talked about professionalism and said if kdawson was a professional he would've pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publically bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave /. Alone Please.... Leave /. alone...right now....I mean it.
Anyone that has a problem with /. you deal with me, beacuse /. is not well right now.
leave /. alone/p
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Re:Listserv Idiocy (Score:4, Informative)
Microsoft had an email storm that took down companywide email [msexchangeteam.com]
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electronicsexchange.com
Sadly, it appears to now be squatter-meat.
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After all, you wouldn't want a novice performing that operation, would you?
Re:Listserv Idiocy (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.speedofart.com/ [speedofart.com]
http://www.penisland.net/ [penisland.net]
http://www.whorepresents.com/ [whorepresents.com]
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Not much of a surprise they go by a different name now
From the Pen Island website... (Score:2)
Nice to see the company itself has a sense of humor...
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Re:Listserv Idiocy (Score:4, Funny)
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Gotta go. Just received an email.
How HASN'T experienced this before? (Score:2)
It always starts with some idiot replying to everyone to ask not to be "unsubscribed," and then it goes berserk from there in *exactly* the pattern that the parent post describes.
What makes DHS so special that it wouldn't have managers, accountants, and other non-techni
I meant, "Who hasn't..." (Score:5, Funny)
Grammar time.
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What college did you go to? Because it seems that some of those "idiots" now work for the State Dept. of Education! Seriously, in my line of work, I get notices from SDE (State Dept. of Educ.) and in nearly every case, ALL THE RECIPIENTS ARE ON THE TO LINE.
I've been SO TEMPTED to reply all with the message: "Do you realize that the State Department of Education has provided me with your Email address, and if the computer of any of these kazillion recipients is infected w
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It happens in my on the Comp Sci lists quite often in my University. My guess is most people read their mail in a "older mail to newer mail" order, and sometimes try to reply a e-mail that has already been replied to.
If only everyone used threaded clients like gmail, which allows you to read in the "older conversation to newer conversation" order and sort of encourages you to reply after reading everything in that thread... but then again, there is always some idiot changing the subject when trying to rep
DHS (Score:5, Funny)
My tinfoil hat may be unnecessary after all.
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A false sense of Homeland security, which is what some 280-odd million Americans already have.
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I'll take the dangerous incompetent in either case, thank you very much. If he's a bumblefuck, while he'll try to get me
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I suppose that suggesting not having them at all is unAmerican?
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That probably should have told us something at the time.
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Fixed that for you.
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Oooh, someone just got flagged by the Narus box in the secret room! You shouldn't make statements like that... they're looking for people who include statements like these in their posts.
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Aw geez, now look at what you made me do. Your terrorist-like statement now got my post flagged because I quoted it. I hope you're happy!
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Oh no, I just admitted that I am a terrorist for the second time. I have to stop posting like this!
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Ah what the hell... Praise Allah!
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(A idiomatic translation of which is embossed/printed on all US currency)
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#!/bin/bash
echo ' Jihad! Healthcare for America! Bush is the devil! Insurgents! Overthrow! Government! Police State! America! Immigrants! Bombs! Protests! Students! Bush sucks! Afganistan! Cheney! Lies! Fake War! 9-11! Katrina! Iraq! Failure! Orange Alerts! Food on your family! '
function gofuckyourselfBush() {
}
gofuckyourselfBush
#I don't think it'll crash that Narus box but it's worth a try, LOL! Two middle #fingers for Bush and posse!
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}
OK, I give up... what does it do?
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Ah, well. See you guys in guantanamo;
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My tinfoil hat may be unnecessary after all.
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Feel Safer? (Score:2)
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Though since it's been such a long 80 months so far, I'm not surprised you can't remember that it wasn't anywhere near this bad before.
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Well, this guy is in total F-U mode at this point; he and his friends know they're in for massive electoral losses, so they know they don't need to give a shit about anything anymore. They don't even care about damaging their party anymore; they might even pack it up and set up shop under a new party name. By now it's all about how to best exploit and profit from the remaining few months of power. And John Dean made a good point tonight, that
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Cool! The Accenture Party.
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I don't think they know that. I don't even think that's correct. They're just really bad at doing things which the public likes.
The "everybody hates the Republicans so much now, the Democrats have already won" attitude is one of the two things that will prevent exactly that from happening. The second is the pathetically low approval rating of congress.
A senator hasn't been el
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President Highest office served, executive preferred
GWB Governor
Clinton Governor
GHWB Vice President
Reagan Governor
Carter Governor
Ford Vice President
Nixon
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Uh, no. That shows that 3 of 42 Presidents have been Senators with no executive experience. It says nothing about the probability of being elected.
You'll get closer to a "probability of being elected" number if you include the experience of the guys that lost the elections. To really analyze it, you'll also need to research the folks that ran but weren't on the final ballot. You also have to take in
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But isn't that the equivalent of 4 Canadian months now?
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Re:Feel Safer? (Score:5, Funny)
November
December
January 2008
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
January 2009
Looks like 16 months to me. Of course, I graduated before No Child Left Behind.
Unsetting a setting? (Score:2)
Drugs are bad, Mmmmmkay? (Score:4, Funny)
I yearn for the simpler days, when DOS came on floppy disks, rather than medical instruments.
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Wrong character (Score:5, Funny)
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Damn it, Chloe (Score:5, Funny)
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I liked Chloe so much that I have a Cygwin alias for ssh into my VPS. It is, of course, damnitchloe. Really its more like damTAB but I get a chuckle every time I see it.
I can also watch Season 7 of 24 in a command line, due to an extremely efficient homebrew compression scheme. Observe:
ruby -e "(24 * 6).times do puts 'Damn it'; end"
Someone is in trouble ... (Score:2)
I've had things like that happen before. Even after the misconfiguration is fixed, it can still take hours or days for all the messages to clear out.
Definitly grounds for being taken out back and given a bullet to the back of the head (terminated).
This is more proof... (Score:1)
Not Surprised (Score:1)
Unfortunately (Score:1)
Why are they security professionals? (Score:1)
if they would open an unsecure document sent to thousands of people, or to a mailing list?
I guess I might imagine someone sending to individuals on the list, posing a
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Furthermore, in tin foil hat mode, why does the DHS have a "Open Source Intelligence Report" newsletter? Are people using Open Source as suspicious to the DHS as they want to think us to be?
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In the hour that followed, dozens of readers replied to the exposed list of recipients, causing the "mini-DDoS" with demands to unsubscribe, pleas to others to cease replying, urgent requests from the Department of Defense and DHS officials for recipients to "kindly stop now please," a "vote for me" political ad, job offers and updates on the local weather.
Local weather updates, eh. I love America.
I'm on that ListServe... (Score:2, Informative)
Several were group email accounts at Security Operations Centers, NOCs, and I thi
As seen in Spaceballs (Score:1)
funny phrase in the end of TA (Score:1)
It's happened at another TLA, too. (Score:2)
It was hilarious (Score:3, Interesting)
Even better was that anyone in the world could send to the mailing list, it didn't even check to see if you were subscribed before sending your message out. Trust me, I tried it. You also get a few hundred more e-mail addresses and all kinds of internal company details from the out-of-office replies (e.g., "I'm on medical leave, contact so-and-so at x1234").
Now, it was no big surprise, I do security in the federal government and so I know how clueless so many of my coworkers are. But it was hilarious to watch it all play out so publicly and persistently; it just kept going throughout most of the day.
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