Microsoft Responds to DOT Ban on Vista, Office, IE 218
roscoetoon writes "From the blog of Mary Jo Foley: What's Microsoft's response to the DOT's charges? A corporate spokeswoman sent this statement, via e-mail: (caution: microbrain double-speak ahead) ... "We respect the customer's decision. As with any of our other Federal customers, it's our job to help DOT maximize the value of its Enterprise Agreement through the adoption of our technology. We are engaged with large, strategic customers across government at every level, and are working closely with them on these products through their participation in our Technical Adoption Programs.""
Dramatic improvements? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Allow or Deny... (Score:2, Funny)
Allow or Deny?
That, I guess is the new 'Abort, Retry or Fail?'.
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'Abortion, Retch, or Vomit?'
'AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!'
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Nice joke anyway =o)
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Watch out (Score:5, Funny)
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-We're going to make them an offer they can't refuse.
-Once you join the family, you can never leave.
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"You forget, we already have your money."
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http://www.newsmeat.com/billionaire_political_don
Really? (Score:5, Insightful)
Q: When did MS start using truly independent analysts? Would that part of the statement be necessary if they had no reputation for using paid shills?
FTFA: "As DOT goes through the natural process of exploring the new capabilities of these products we expect they will continue to embrace Windows and Office as the departmental standard of DOT.
Q: Doesn't she mean that "they will eventually be forced to once again drink the koolaid?"
FTFA: "Overall our government customers are excited about the technology as well as our product pipeline.
Q: Does anyone else remember that old Chinese curse? "May your life be exciting!"
FTFA: Just last week more than 500 Public Sector CIOs from across the country joined us for our annual US Public Sector CIO Summit.
- 500 guests for free food and drink and hopefully cheaper software != 500 new customers.
FTFA: The Summit offered these CIOs to see firsthand how Microsoft is working to be a strategic partner to government and educational institutions of every size."
- They obviously didn't spend much time on all the govt. agencies, schools, even countries that are not interested in using MS products anymore. A sales pitch is a sales pitch. I hope they got some good swag!
Re:Really? (Score:5, Interesting)
In a speech in Cape Town, South Africa, on June 7, 1966, Robert F. Kennedy said, "There is a Chinese curse which says, "May he live in interesting times." Like it or not, we live in interesting times..." Journalists picked up the phrase and it has become a commonplace.
However, the popularity of this "Chinese curse" puzzles Chinese scholars, who have only heard it from Americans. If it is of Chinese origin, it has somehow escaped the literature, although it may be a paraphrase of a liberal translation from a Chinese source, and therefore unrecognizable when translated back to Chinese. It might be related to the Chinese proverb, "It's better to be a dog in a peaceful time than be a man in a chaotic period."
Stephen DeLong, who has been researching this quotation for several years and details his quest on his own website, has traced the quotation back to a 1950 science fiction story: "U-Turn" by Duncan H. Munro, a pseudonym for Eric Frank Russell.
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What????
You mean they don't have the sweet and sour chicken right next to the pizza in the buffets over there?
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Q: When did MS start using truly independent analysts? Would that part of the statement be necessary if they had no reputation for using paid shills?
You obviously aren't using the MS definition of "independent". It's the industry standard, you know.
Q: Doesn't she mean that "they will eventually be forced to once again drink the koolaid?"
Just like most other Open Source Long Haired Smellies(tm).. there you go violating other people's trademarks again.
Q: Does anyone else remember that old Chinese curse? "May your life be exciting!"
Exciting and very, very pretty. Just sign here on the dotted line, and you'll have all the excitement you'll ever want.
- 500 guests for free food and drink and hopefully cheaper software != 500 new customers.
450 new customers, and 50 shills. (oops! did I say that out loud?)
- They obviously didn't spend much time on all the govt. agencies, schools, even countries that are not interested in using MS products anymore. A sales pitch is a sales pitch. I hope they got some good swag!
As much as it takes. We don't have billions of dollars for nothing, you know.
Re:Really? (Score:5, Funny)
"We are The Borg, you will comply." It's right there in between the lines.
Translation... (Score:5, Insightful)
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"it's our job to help DOT maximize the value of its Enterprise Agreement through the adoption of our technology. We are engaged with large, strategic customers across government at every level,"
really means:
It's our job to sabotage this in any way possible, but we haven't adopted a strategy just yet. If necessary we will go to your boss, or your boss's boss, including, if necessary our many opportunities to influence the law in our favor.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB11732819538882956
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Re:Translation... (Score:4, Insightful)
As with any of our other Federal customers, it's our job to help DOT maximize the value of its Enterprise Agreement through the adoption of our technology.
Means:
What do we care? They have an Enterprise agreement, which means they're paying us the same annual fee whether they decide to take advantage of their upgrade rights or not. Eventually they'll get onboard and move to Vista and Office 2007, and after that they'll move to whatever we ship next.
Buzzword Bingo (Score:4, Funny)
Um, Mrs. Foley? Bingo, ma'am.
with apologies to Scott Adams
Well... (Score:5, Interesting)
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I, personally, believe that menus improve ease of use on a windowing application. Many menus appear to be either removed or cleverly hidden in Vista, IE7, and Office 2k7.
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You're a troll, but I'll bite.
Straight out ridiculous assertion. I use it because I have to for compatibility testing at work. It is anything but easier to use. MS had it right as close to right as they ever have with 2003 server. Now they've moved everything around for no good reason in Vista, so we have to re-learn everything. Some things are just silly now, including, but limited to:
People said the same things about XP. Anecdotes then are the same as anecdotes now. Just because it's been stable for you means nothing. You haven't said what you actually do with the machine.
Searching the start menu is only a huge time-saver in Vista because they've made it completely impractical to use with a mouse. Instead of thinking about improving the start menu, they crippled it and added a search box as compensation. See my previous comments about dubious UI "improvements".
See above for my comments on stability and usability. Also, Mac OS X, Linux, Solaris and to a lesser extent, AIX are all very real competition. At home I have no Windows PCs. All Mac and Sun, and I'm very happy with them. At work I have a Windows PC for compiling and testing. For everything else (including editing source code that's compiled on the PC), I have Macs.
I haven't used it enough to comment on this, but if it's anything like the "improvements" in Vista, it probably makes life harder.
You have a point there. OO.o is bloated and slow. Thing is, I never need most of office or OO.o - HTML and LaTeX/PDF are better for 90% of tasks. I do however use Visio a bit.
Another ridiculous asser
Re:Well... (Score:4, Funny)
Did I mention Novell and GPLv3 recently?
That should keep you busy for a while.
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See above for my comments on stability and usability. Also, Mac OS X, Linux, Solaris and to a lesser extent, AIX are all very real competition.
Now you're just trolling. In what market of any consequence (or inconsequence for that matter) are Solaris and AIX (AIX, for fuck's sake) competitors for Windows Vista ?
Think about this for a moment: Sun Microsystems banned word processors and presentation programs in many of their divisions in 2000. They told employees to use text editors and use HTML if they n
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National Press Club - IM Forum
Speaker: Mr Scott McNealy
President Sun Microsystems
Wednesday, 9 October 1996
"The second big investment is to upgrade your PC. I don't have any reason why we would want to do that, but, think about it - do we really need more spreadsheets? Do we really need more word processors? I just S we did a survey at Sun. We had 12.9 gigabytes of Powerpoint slides in storage on our disk drives. Ha ha ha. It freaks me out just to think about. Do you how many person sentries that is? Of clip-art manipulations? I banned Powerpoint from our company - I just edicted it."
Earlier in that article, he mentions how he's only ever used word processors with four features: "backspace, delete, cut and paste and print"
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-19294279.html [encyclopedia.com]
Chief Executive Magazine
Date: 3/1/1997
Computing's second Punic war.
(interview with Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy)
"Personally, I got so frustrated with clip art and presentation graphics that I banned Power Point from our company 10 months ago. Our earnings have skyrocketed and our stock price has nearly doubled since that time. I have seen absolutely nothing but productivity gained by banning word processors with more than four features and Power Point-like graphics, or presentations graphics programs."
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"Do you how many person sentries that is?"
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Being able to hit the "Window" key, start typing and hit enter when I know it's enough to hit the item I want out of the start menu is a massive
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Today I watched a co-worker spend 15 minutes (no exaggeration) trying to figure out how to print a Word document (I finally showed hi
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Was the labotomy painful?
Perhaps you'd care to read an article [it-enquirer.com] on how Vista is less intuitive than previous versions? Perhaps a simple Google search [google.com] would sway your opinion on Vista being slow? What about one of the countless articles on the net advising that Office 2007 has no added value [itwire.com.au], just a steep learning curve?
No? Didn't think so.
The reason, Mr Shill (and I hope you're getting paid for this), all these companies are refusing to upgrade is that all this won't actually give them any greater func
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Well, The vista upgrade will equalize everything and possibly place linux in the value side now (hardware performance). Expect microsoft to do a lot more then this. (seen anything about novell and the GPLv3 lately? I wonder why)
Astroturf? (Score:2)
I started to wonder about that, and checked 7of7's journal. All I found was this:
"Well, I've have the newest flight of Dapper for a while now. This time I'm making a concerted effort to try and use it for an extended period of time. They recommend that it not be used as a primary desktop and I can see why. There are some serious problems.
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Since the modding is definatley pro-MS on
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> billboards are everywhere. Even in their home court, Microsoft is playing Defence in this quarter.
I don't understand why. Microsoft could stick up billboards calling me all sorts of nasty na
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That's not a response. If you disagree with my logic, say why.
What logic ? You're basically saying; "I don't think anyone could possibly like Vista, therefore you are lying". That's not logic, it's biased opinion.
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Anytime somebody on the net unequivocally praises something, or has only strawman objections, odds on its a lying marketing asshole.
So you're saying 90% of Linux advocacy and Microsoft criticism is from "marketing assholes" ?
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didn't a recent study find that Vista was less productive than XP? And wasn't XP supposed to be more secure, better and easier to use than 2000?
I think Vista might be more *fun* to use than XP, which in turn had more visual toys than 2000. Even if it were a bit more productive than XP, most competent staff and managers are about as productive as they can ever be
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Beyond that, this is not the wonderous positive message I'm getting from those who are heavily into MS. They're telling me there's no compelling reason to upgrade, and that the risks of incompatibilities with existing software is still very much real. As a general policy, most IT departments I know err on the side of caution, waiting at least until the first service pack before rolling out the upgrades. As well, where a substantial reinvestment in hardware (upgrades and replacement) is required, I can well imagine many managers are going to say no way. Let's not even talk about licensing costs.
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This guy has as much right to express his opinion as anyone and it's shitty and cowardly to mod him down just because he's pro-microsoft.
I personally am happy with OOO2.1 which finally loads my most complicated documents and I can see the day that I leave microsoft behind entirely approaching rapidly.
I mean -- come on-- $1300 for full office- maybe $200 for the "discount"- with vendor lock-in by microsoft and a stated preference that they want to go to software as service in the future.
Compared to
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I don't think the fault lies with the moderating system. I think it lies with the moderators.
Do you get mod points every now and then? Trawl through the -1 nonsense to check that nothing of value has been dropped? I tried it. But it's like searching sewers full of - well, sewage - for a nice sandwich that you want to eat. It's just not worth it.
Too often though, people use moderating to indicate if they agree or not.
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I have been waiting for this to happen since I used Word 5.5 on DOS. With every release, M$ have been promising "this time, we did it right", and Word 2003 just doesn't cut it. Most of the time when I open a .doc file, it sits and does obscure things before showing me the document, independent on how small the file is. I'm currently working on a 24-page document with 3 or 4 embedded PNG images, and scrolling through
At least temporaraly (Score:4, Insightful)
As for home use, I looked at the upgrade path. I ran the checkout program provided by Microsoft. It tells me: Both printers not supported, both scanners not supported, my external hard drive (160GB) not supported, and elements of my LAN not supported.
In follow up, I have tracked down that for 1 scanner and both printers, the vender (HP) has ALREADY declared they will NOT be releasing updated drivers. The other scanner, I have to upgrade the software for (Nikon). The other items I have no word on yet.
Also, I have a Laptop with 2GB of memory and that isn't enough to run Vista well? WTF? And looking at the new feature list from MS. I don't want them wasting all that memory on the file search process. Nor do I want the DRM, so what exactly is Vista giving me besides grief?
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by 7of7 (956694)
Yeesh, you could at least TRY to hide your membership in the collective.
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Funny... (Score:5, Funny)
In other words... (Score:5, Funny)
We are Microsoft. Lower your Firewalls and surrender your systems. We will add your cultural and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your IT departments will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Re:In other words... (Score:5, Funny)
"I have maximized the value of our Enterprise Agreement. Pray I do not maximize it further."
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"Attention! This is Lando Calrissian, Microsoft has taken control of the city. I advise everyone to leave the city before more copies of Vista arrive."
To quote a recent TV ad... (Score:2)
Even Intel is waiting on Vista SP1 (Score:5, Interesting)
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***WARNING PERSONAL OPINIONS AHEAD***
Speaking as a Vista owner, unless you're building a new PC from scratch with hardware that says "Vista capable" on the box, forget it. U
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It's another thing, entirely, to eat someone else's dog food when it's gone bad.
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Are sure you ever used a Mac before?
Well... I have. My main computer runs Linux and Gnome, but sitting next to it is an iMac running 10.4 and I can tell you every little bit of it transpires the attention Apple pays to detail. From the extreme elegance of Exposé and the graceful way it solves the ages-long problem of having too many windows - to the minimalism of the sc
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Yes I'm sure. I have one for testing purposes. I've seen transparency but what Aero does is almost like this glass effect [wikipedia.org]. It's the best eye candy on any desktop I've seen yet. For whatever that's worth.
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And a huge mountain of plain bad-taste.
The Mac, OTOH, looks like a Series 5 BMW - precise and spartan. Form serves purpose and using it is a fluid experience. You do not need to be aware of the tool unless you want it.
That is
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Under all that make-up is a monster truck. While I enjoy my high-res games with SLI, media center is in the background recording Mythbusters. That's something you can't do in OS X. As a bonus, now Windows actually looks good while doing it. This is the worst thing that could ever happen to OS X. Now there's basically zero incentive to switch.
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Intel has been around longer than Micro$loth. Intel has been truly technologically innovative at several times --- something Micro$loth has never really accomplished often. M$ is desperate to have its buggy bloatware bundled on all new x86/x64 platforms from major vendors, and has been trying hard to distanc
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Translation (Score:2)
The DOT, being responsible for entities like the FAA & other departme
Nothing New Really (Score:4, Informative)
Remember DOT wants broken ie6 (Score:3, Interesting)
DOT may already be paying for Vista (Score:5, Interesting)
In other words, DOT is already paying for Vista, even if they're not using it. Remember how Microsoft enterprise-level "software assurance" works. You pay by the year, upgrade or not.
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In other words, DOT is already paying for Vista, even if they're not using it. Remember how Microsoft enterprise-level "software assurance" works. You pay by the year, upgrade or not.
IE: it's exactly the same as Red Hat Enterprise Linux.
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No, it's not. With RedHat I just pay for a server. I can have 5000 clients accessing that server without paying a dime for each client accessing the server not to mention being able to use something cheap or even free on the clients. Oh, and I can switch to Suse or Ubuntu without have to completely rebuild all my information systems and apps from scratch.
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No, it's not. With RedHat I just pay for a server. I can have 5000 clients accessing that server without paying a dime for each client accessing the server not to mention being able to use something cheap or even free on the clients.
Completely and utterly irrelevant. The criticism is that Microsoft has a yearly charge, "regardless of whether or not you upgrade". Most commercial OSS follows - indeed, pretty much has to follow - the same model. Presumably OP feels the same way about them, so why single o
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Red Hat isn't mentioned anywhere in the article, so what's your point?
The OP is groundlessly criticising a quite common and reasonable - especially for commercial OSS - practice.
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If this client bought SA, they did so because they expected to upgrade to Vista/2007 in the future.
Red Dawn for the DOT (Score:2, Funny)
In Soviet Russia Enterprise Agreement maximize the value of tap on you.
8:44 A.M. A full scale corporate invasion by foreign applications begins. Total surprise. Almost total success. A gang of PR suits become the last line of defense.
Reading Microsoft's reply... (Score:5, Funny)
Embarassed? (Score:3, Insightful)
"Microbrain double-speak"? (Score:3, Interesting)
The place for commentary is down here with us unwashed masses, in the comments, where it can be moderated and replied to properly. It's bad enough that the editors do it, can we at least avoid submitors doing it please?
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Wot? You seriously want the editors to aspire to submitor standards?
Oooo... telling statement... (Score:2)
it means that they'll have their salesmen round taking the high mucky-mucks out on all expenses paid trips to Vista seminars in exotic places... and if that doesn't work, they'll send out the boys with the key to the slush-fund chest to make sure Linux doesn't "win"... they'd pay the DOT to prevent that...
Tag: weaselwords (Score:2)
The first suspicion..... (Score:2)
DoT: We're looking at Linux
MS: Go on then!
DoT: Huh?......
MS: Go on then, piss off if you think your up to it.
DoT: ?!?!?!
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MS really doesn't dare call such a bluff. The reverse is also true: Don't threaten MS with
Public Service: Translation Into Honest (Score:2)
"We respect the customer's decision. As with any of our other Federal customers, it's our job to help DOT maximize the value of its Enterprise Agreement through the adoption of our technology. We are engaged with large, strategic customers across government at every level, and are working closely with them on these products through their participation in our Technical Adoption Programs."
In HONEST: Many of our senior people have violently expectorated their coffee. A bunch of us wrote this ghastly response, but actually thought it was good, which shows you how bad things are around here. So the decision has been made to send our most attractive people on-site with special expense accounts and at least one carry-on valise full of lubricant.
"Windows Vista, Office 2007, and IE7 are widely recognized by independent analysts to offer dramatic improvements in security, management features, new collaboration capabilities and productivity enhancements. Ultimately we think we can help DOT understand how these products can help its enterprise organization.
In HONEST: Our accoun
Getting rid of MS (Score:2, Interesting)
"We respect the customer's decision. ..."
Bullshit! When w
Standard operating procedure... (Score:3, Insightful)
Government geels in decisiomaking capacity don't get into beta programs and it's easier to ban a software package than learn how to support it.
Come on, what else it would say publicly? (Score:2)
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3.11 was better than 3.1, Win95 was better than Win3.1 and so on....But was Windoze anytime the best in security protection. I dont think so.
It has however become more complex and harder to deal with. In fact, Windows security may have increased because of the obscurity of complexity. But in time as it is understood it will be the same old Virus Infested Spyware Trojaned with Adware like the rest. The next version is reputed to be Hasta.
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(But yes, IE 7 > IE 6 on standards compliance, so that's a good thing for web designers who can't choose what software the zombies use).