Spam King to Sing For Feds? 202
Vainglorious Coward writes "Infoworld is repeating the rumours that Alan 'spam king' Ralsky has been arrested by the Feds. With the file sealed for 72 hours, the article claims the underworld is abuzz with concern that, faced with enough evidence to put him in jail, Ralsky will squeal on his associates. We should know in the next couple of days whether any of the roaches scurrying for cover are going to get stomped."
finally... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:finally... (Score:1, Redundant)
Re:finally... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Actually, it's over half, unless you have the math skills of a GOP "budget balancer."
Re: (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Signed: A Former Republican who is disgusted by the corrupt theocrats that now control the party.
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Instead of 700 emails trying to sell 600 different items, I now get 400 emails trying to sell me 30 different items.
Petty Warez? (Score:2)
If you think there's no money in bootlegged musics, movies, software (games and business software), then you need to think again. Sure, there may not be much if you're distributing over P2P (some money going to sites hosting trackers for torrents or authors of the P2P software in question instead) - but if you do it through high-rate FTP sites or even further down to actual CD/DVD sales... there is decent money to be made. Depending on the scale and geography of your operation, either
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
To spam a million addresses, the recipient fronts most of the cost and the chances are the spam is coming from zombie machines anyway. Zombie machines (usually) rely on something illegal happening along the route.
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
The "stealing" you spea
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
Your forgetting that much of this spam was sent from machines that were broken into.. If nothing else that was a crime.
Plus theres the bestiality sites he was spamming for.
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
These scams are felony offenses. Illegally downloading an mp3 through bittorrent isn't.
Re:Petty Warez? (Score:2)
Laws are an imperfect instrument for getting people to do what is right - but they are the best we have. The problems occur when people equate what is legal with what is right rather than starting with what is right. You get classic examples in stock markets where companies cook the books in an entirely legal manner that is fundamentally misleading. It is only when someone decides that what they are
Re:finally... (Score:2)
I'm not saying that they're identical (larger cmomercial warez groups have links with organised crime, for one thing), but morally speaking they're pretty similar.
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:1)
Re:finally... (Score:4, Insightful)
And you have to remember that there is not only porn and penis enlargement offer sent, but low mortgage loan offer, the chance to find a lost friend, travels or even online casinos deals. Poker is a big thing right now, and interests rates very low, its tempting for a lot of people.
Re:finally... (Score:2)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2147
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
Re:finally... (Score:2)
there's a lot of money in that business, that is why they do it. email adre's sell for a quite good price. and it isn't always v!@gr@ that they sell, sometimes it may even look like smth that you really need (or then again
who would want to waste their time on spamming you for free duh.
Mob Justice (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mob Justice (Score:1)
Re:Mob Justice (Score:2)
let's test some of this stuff on him (Score:4, Funny)
He won't mind. There is a distinct possibility of failure, but if things go rotten he can always take a few penis pills.
(one wonders... if vitamin pills contain vitamins and garlic pills contain garlic, what might penis pills contain?)
With chinese medicine, it pays not to be curious (Score:2)
Funny in a way because IF there would be any logic to the idea that you absorb the essence of what you eat, then all the predators would be prey.
The mighty wolf would be a bit of a deer. The great white a bit of a surfer dude. The anteater a tiny insect.
But I guess when your chinese you are pretty desperate for anything that might give you a bigger penis.
Lucky as a true nerd I am above that. Doesn't much matter for jerking off w
Re:Mob Justice (Score:3, Funny)
Bruno could show him just how well they worked...
Do what they do on TV (was:Mob Justice) (Score:2)
Re:Mob Justice (Score:2)
Those who have purchased viagara and penis enlargment pills may go to the front of the line.
A fitting fate for him (Score:2)
Although it later turned out to be just a simple case of robbery gone bad [mosnews.com] rather than an irate netizen, Kushnir sure got what was coming!
Re:Mob Justice (Score:2)
I suggested something similar to this [slashdot.org] (renaming him "Betty Sue") when I mentioned this momentous event in a discussion about another topic ca. two hours prior to this story finally being posted. (not to mention my surprise no one had posted the story itself)
I'm sure.. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure Mr. Ralsky's associates have nothing to fear. An upstanding, honest businessman such as himself would never rat on his friends.
Re:I'm sure.. (Score:3, Funny)
Only if you Brit-spellers prosecute him too... (Score:2)
But actually, it's only "jail" for now - if we're lucky it'll be followed by "prison".
Singing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Singing (Score:1)
Indeed, I submitted this article with the headline "Spam King to Sing Like a Canary"
Prison too good for him! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:2, Offtopic)
The term you are looking for is "Yarmulke". Unfortunately, it is pronounced exactly like "Yamaka".
--This message brought to you from the Committee to Pronounce "Goethe" as "Gertha", and paid for by the Office of the Irish Taoiseach (pronounced, of course, "Teeshock").
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:2)
Seeing as the word is Yiddish, which is written with the Hebrew alphabet, there isn't really any definitive spelling in the Roman alphabet. Same is true with Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, and a lot of other languages. Phonetic is as good as it's going to get, absent any official body that rules on spellings. The Chinese are trying to do that, which is why what used to be "Peking" is now "Beijing", though the Ch
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:3, Informative)
Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold forbidden that which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued. 9:29
O you who believe! Do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends/protecters; they are friends/protecters of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:3, Informative)
How times change huh? I remember when Russia and china were enemies, my parents remember when russia and china were an allies and germany, italy and japan were enemies.
Who knows maybe one day iran, syria and palestine will be allies and israel will be an enemy. It could happen in a generation.
Re:Prison too good for him! (Score:2)
Unfortunately... (Score:2)
Let the punishment fit the crime, no plea bargains (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let the punishment fit the crime, no plea barga (Score:5, Funny)
I think I got some spam for a site like this just a few days ago...
Re:Let the punishment fit the crime, no plea barga (Score:1)
Gifts for his cell mate. (Score:4, Funny)
See if his cell mate lets him opt-out.
Re:Let the punishment fit the crime, no plea barga (Score:2)
But (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:But (Score:3)
That's a bit short-sighted. It would get rid of the majority of all spam, considering that the U.S. is the main source of all spam [spamhaus.org]. China, although being the most popular non-US relay for spam [bbc.co.uk], doesn't even come close.
From my perspective, if I could reliably block all spam originating from abroad, I'd have 99.9% less spam in my inbox. I'd take the occasional Nigerian scam for granted.
Re:But (Score:2)
no point in playing whack-a-mole (Score:5, Interesting)
You have to go after the businesses that hire the scum.
I am trying that currently. In September I submitted an email address to Ford's "have a dealer in your area contact you about a Hybrid". I got several responses from dealers. Three weeks ago, that email address (which I made specially for that purpose) started receiving spam, one per day. I sent a nastygram to Ford and the dealers that responded to me asking who it was that sold my email address, in violation of their privacy policy as stated on their web site. One of the dealers replied, but the rest of the dealers AND Ford ignored my emails.
Since then I have tried other emails to two of Ford's complaint addresses. One was ignored, and the other bounced with a "relaying denied" error.
They know they are selling us out, and they really don't care. Businesses don't care about anything that doesn't cost them money, and if it MAKES them money, they care even less. Until it affects their wallet in the form of fines, legislation, and accountability, it won't stop.
In my case it actually looks like the company that Ford pays to run their "have a dealer contact you" page ("morpace.com") is actually the one that is harvesting the email addresses that Ford's customers enter on the web page.. they forward your requet to the dealers per their business arrangement with Ford, AND add your name to their own internal spam mailing list that activates a few months later so you don't suspect their client (Ford) of having sold you out. You'd think that if Ford found out about this they'd be pissed and that would hit someone in the wallet, but so far my complaints have fallen only on deaf ears. I'm going to try calling them on Monday to see if anyone cares, though I'm guessing "no".
It amazes me that Ford would risk pissing off a customer that is looking to buy a $28,000 product from them over maybe a quarter made by selling their email address to spammers.
Re:no point in playing whack-a-mole (Score:2)
I doubt you will get anywhere with this method.
Re:no point in playing whack-a-mole (Score:2)
You're probably right... but what else can we do? bend over and take it? Not all problems have a "good" solution, and I suspect this is one such problem.
Re:no point in playing whack-a-mole (Score:2)
Let's be generous.... (Score:5, Funny)
If Ralsky deserves only one second of jail for each minute infuriated users have lost deleting his crap, this could ammount to thousands of years of jail.
I'll be generous and I'll accept that his time in jail be divided by ten if he tells the Feds everything he knows !
Cheers !
Re:Forget it... (Score:2)
Re:Forget it... (Score:2)
"Unless the court of appeals overturns his conviction or revises his sentence, federal sentencing guidelines suggest that Ebbers could serve slightly more than 21 years if prison officials determine he's a model prisoner.
In that event, said former prosecutor John Hemann, Ebbers would likely be released several months early to serve out the remainder of his sentence in home detention or a halfway house."
At 63
Of flying objects and domiciles (Score:2, Interesting)
I have no idea how this statement applies; it just seems appropriate.
Rumor control... (Score:5, Informative)
Still, it's good news if it turns out to be true. I guess if we don't hear anything by Tuesday or Wednesday, given enough time for the rumored 72 hour seal on Ralsky's indictment to expire, we'll know whether this is bullshit or not.
Re:Rumor control... (Score:1)
Re:Rumor control... (Score:3, Insightful)
Absolutely, it's still all nothing more than a single swirling rumour based on the valleywag IM, and the tantalising [google.com] yet plausible [google.com] contributions from some unknown poster on nanae [google.com].
But we all so want it to be true...
Re:Rumor control... (Score:3, Funny)
Squeal on His Associates? (Score:2, Funny)
Especially since their penis pills worked (Score:2)
Ralsky has been in jail before (Score:5, Informative)
According to the Spam Daily News - (http://www.spamdailynews.com/publish/FBI_raid_shu ts_down_world_most_prolific_spammer.asp)
Of course, this could bode well or ill for prosecutors: Ralsky has been in jail, perhaps for just long enough to be scared of it. The question is: did he get hard enough to stare them down?
My bet is that he'd do the deal: he's a con artist, after all, but he's shared a bunk with real hardened felons, and that's likely to be the kiss-of-death for his co-conspirators when push comes to shove.
Bellhead
Re:Ralsky has been in jail before (Score:2)
Slashdot Crowd loves Federal Government (Score:4, Funny)
slashdotCrowd.getsSuperExcited();
else if (Feds.prosecute() == AnybodyElse)
slashdotCrowd.getsSuperMad();
Re:Slashdot Crowd loves Federal Government (Score:2)
poor guy (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Genuine offer!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Recently an associate of mine Alan Rasky was arrested by the FBI on charges of sending spam and unsolicted emails. I assure you my friend that these charges are totally unfounded and he really needs your help.
He has $10,000,000 ten million dollars sitting in a Swiss bank account which he needs to pay for his lawyers. He can not get that money because the FBI will confiscate it if he trys to access it.
My friend, I am asking you as a Christian to help my friend Mr Rasky with little effort from yourself. All you have to do is allow us to transfer the $10,000,000 TEN MILLION DOLLARS through your personal account.
This will be at no risk or effort to yourself. Mr Ramsky understands the effort you will be going through and thus is offering you $250,000 TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS for your help.
Please my friend, I ask you to help Mr Ramsky in his hour of need.
Pop quiz: which of these wastes more time? (Score:3, Insightful)
Which of the following wastes more of your time:
Personally, I have a pretty good spam filter so it's #2 by a large margin.
Re:Pop quiz: which of these wastes more time? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Pop quiz: which of these wastes more time? (Score:2)
True or Not (Score:2)
Hmmmm... Car accident? Overdose of viagra? Die jumping out the window of a basement apartment?
mob mentality (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:mob mentality (Score:2)
The problem many people have with spam is not just that its a time waster but that they're largely powerless to do anything about it. They view being sent spam as a token that someone else thinks they're more important than you are and has no respect for your ability to communicate.
At least that's how I view it. When I get spam in the inbox I ask myself "Who
Re:mob mentality (Score:3, Insightful)
Let me come over and follow you around everwhere you go. At random intervals I shall tap you on the head from behind with a pencil. After you flip out (after an hour? a day?) and try to tear my head off, I will chastise you about your over-reaction, and how I was just tapping you with a pencil, etc. etc., and how I fear you might join a mob of People Against Pencil Tapping.
Now imagine if someone had been sending you 300 pencil t
opt out (Score:4, Funny)
did anyone else read this as... (Score:2)
Re:Damn him to hell (Score:2, Funny)
Mod Parent Down (Score:2, Flamebait)
If you don't believe me, just search the text for the zero occurances of "spam" or "email" within.
For bonus points, can you discover the original subject for the piece of text above?
Re:Mod Parent Down (Score:2)
Re:What a shame (Score:2)
A moment of silence for other innovators (Score:2)
Cantor and Siegel:The Green Card Spammers
Been there, seen that, got the T-shirt....
Re:Spam king is Sanford Wallace (Score:2)
Re:Spam king is Sanford Wallace (Score:2)
On a side note I checked out SpamHaus's Top Ten and was surprised. I didn't realize how out of touch I've become with the anti-spam effort over the last year or so. I didn't recognize any of the spamming clowns. Too much to do and too little time to screw it up in.