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Open Source Worse than Flying 912

george writes "In an article published on TheRegister, Otto Z. Stern makes the bold statement that "The only thing as goat-rendering awful as flying has to be the progression of open source code." Accusing Open Source of being buggy and its devolopers of preoccupation with mudane details."I'm sitting here...wondering when the Linux freaks are going to solve their Ubuntu versus Mandriva color scheme debate or maybe even write a printer driver so that something I buy actually works with my open sores PC.""
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Open Source Worse than Flying

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  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:45PM (#14153940)
    Open Source stole his initials.
    • by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:37AM (#14154302)
      Comment removed based on user account deletion
      • by Anonymous Coward
        it seems to me that he is mostly upset because software he does not have to pay for is not being developed in exactly the way he would prefer. i for one do not expect people to whom i am not contributing money or help to give a damn what i personally want from the software they are developing. but i prefer to not have to pay $300 for software developed by people who exhibit the same ammount of apathy towards myself as those who give their product away for free.
  • Sore PC (Score:5, Funny)

    by yuckymucky ( 591284 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:46PM (#14153950)
    He should get that "open sores" PC checked out. That doesn't sound good at all.
  • Open Sores? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Frogbert ( 589961 ) <frogbert@gma[ ]com ['il.' in gap]> on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:46PM (#14153951)
    If your PC is giving you open sores perhaps you should stop rubbing up against it so hard.
  • Buggy Browsers (Score:5, Insightful)

    by zbuffered ( 125292 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:47PM (#14153954)
    Open-source Mozilla Firefox 1.5 [mozilla.com] is out, and it's decidedly less buggy than IE.
    • by Dante Shamest ( 813622 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:54PM (#14154021)

      I submitted a patch to fix the Firefox name bug, on the basis that it's hard for someone to tell that it's the name of a browser. I suggested renaming the browser to something more marketable, such as Internet Explorer Improved or Internet Surfer or even Free Money, Click Here!.

      Got no replies. =(

    • Re:Buggy Browsers (Score:5, Insightful)

      by SuperBanana ( 662181 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @01:00AM (#14154396)
      Open-source Mozilla Firefox 1.5 is out, and it's decidedly less buggy than IE.

      Funny. I just got through restarting Firefox 1.5 because, like every other version of Firefox for OS X, the keyboard shortcuts stop working.

      Strong words aside, the guy is right. Open Source authors tend to be rather bad about listening to their user base- the snotty answer is "if YOU want it to do X, then code it yourself", and many times reported bugs that are annoying current users are put off or ignored, often because the development version is almost ready to go stable, and fixing the bug would be "a pain".

      Then people wonder why reviews of open source distros get panned, why people try it and often run right back to Windows, etc. Open Source software, at least many of the Linux distros, present a rather half-assed front to the user. I've used Linux since about 1995, and I still can't stand all the -bullshit- that's necessary to get hardware working; I last used Linux as a workstation back in 2000, and a few months ago I found not much had changed.

      Want an example? I dropped an Ubuntu 5.10 CD into my athlon workstation which has a Geforce3 card in it, and a 17" Viewsonic monitor. When it finished installing, X came up, but at a resolution and frequency rate the monitor didn't support, so I could barely read the screen. I got that fixed, then discovered OpenGL wasn't hardware accelerated, so I installed the nvidia driver package.

      X windows promptly locked up on the next reboot, and did so until I removed all the nvidia-related packages. I downloaded drivers from Nvidia's site, and installed them by hand, and it finally worked.

      I then tried to figure out how to change my screen saver. It wasn't in the Gnome menus- I finally found it under a "debian" menu elsewhere. Apparently my system has at least two "system settings" menus. What the...

      There are some truly brilliant, talented people working on linux and open-source. Unfortuntely, they're bogged down in nearly useless work, or busy infighting. My favorite time-sinks are the incredibly obscure security holes that are so impractical nobody could ever exploit them...

      Ask yourself this: what does Linux do better today compared with in 2000, almost 6 years ago? I'm not talking about crap like antialiased text- I mean things that actually MATTER to users...

      Ask yourself this as well: when was the last time an open-source project you help out with surveyed its users to find out what was most important to THEM? And then based your efforts off that survey? The m0n0wall group just did that, and I was very pleased to see it happen.

      • There's definitely a problem with open source development. My guess is that more emphasis should be place on raising money. Maybe open source programmers need more support than they are getting.

        There is a HUGE, well-known bug in Firefox 1.5, the CPU and Memory Hogging bug. Developers refuse to fix it, even though anyone can demonstrate the bug easily. Apparently there is some kind of social problem. Maybe no one has the authority to deal with a major bug.

        This bug has been reported to Bugzilla, and is
      • Re:Buggy Browsers (Score:3, Interesting)

        by 10Ghz ( 453478 )

        Want an example? I dropped an Ubuntu 5.10 CD into my athlon workstation which has a Geforce3 card in it, and a 17" Viewsonic monitor. When it finished installing, X came up, but at a resolution and frequency rate the monitor didn't support, so I could barely read the screen. I got that fixed, then discovered OpenGL wasn't hardware accelerated, so I installed the nvidia driver package.

        I installed Windows a while ago. After the installation was finished, I noticed that the resolution was something like 640x48

      • Ask yourself this: what does Linux do better today compared with in 2000, almost 6 years ago? I'm not talking about crap like antialiased text- I mean things that actually MATTER to users...

        There are myriad examples. KDE makes Windows 2000 look like a dinosaur. I shall give you one example where Linux makes my life about a thousand times easier:

        Mobile computing. Linux ROCKS the laptop, and here's why. I have to make frequent site visits. Each site I visit has a different network infrastructure. So I use SCP
  • Wow, what an ass (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Zencyde ( 850968 ) <Zencyde@gmail.com> on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:47PM (#14153956)
    Isn't it the responsibility of the hardware manufacturer to provide drivers? Perhaps I am just crazy...but aren't generic drivers a godsend in themselves?
    • It's the hardware manufacturer's responsibility to provide driver's for a minority operating system? [hitslink.com]

    • by haraldm ( 643017 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @02:01AM (#14154680)
      The Good Thing [TM] with Open Source Software [TM] is - nobody requires you to use it (least of all Microsoft). But you are heartily invited to contribute. OSS is a community thing, not a "I buy this CD and I can blame the vendor for everything else" thing. If you want a product that you can blame a vendor for, get Windows, and hell, there's a lot to blame Microsoft for in Windows. Maybe you like this game better.

      Next time do some research before you buy the hardware, and support those vendors that provide working and recent drivers, and tell them about it. Even if you can't program yourself, that would be supporting OSS. As long as you buy stuff from vendors that don't even manage to release the specs (because they are afraid that somebody could clone their crap), shut up and buy proprietary stuff.

  • Ugh. (Score:4, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:48PM (#14153965)
    Another thing that is goat-rendering awful is this story.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:49PM (#14153970)
    When the ones developing it are the ones using it all the time. The closer to things you are, the easier it is to lose track of how bad they suck (there's a reason the first thing apple removed from their unix was X11).
    • by nukem996 ( 624036 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:52PM (#14154003)
      Whats so bad about X11? Im using x.org right now and everything is working fine. If I loaded KDE on here I could customize it to look basicly like OSX. I never understood why they took out X11, seems like it would make more sense to keep it.
      • by Milo77 ( 534025 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @01:02AM (#14154410)
        Wow. I kinda think that this post proves the previous guy's point exactly. Specifically, where you say that you can configure KDE to basically look like OSX. If you think that a KDE theme is all you need to get the user experience of OSX you're just being silly. If it's "good enough" for you, then you are exactly the person too close to things to see how bad they suck. Further backing up the original guys post is the fact that you are modded so high. I am not sure there is an easy way to cure what appears to be an epidemic of "bad taste" among *nix users. I don't think there is a pill or anything :)
      • by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @01:19AM (#14154505)
        Comment removed based on user account deletion
  • jeeesus (Score:2, Insightful)

    by know1 ( 854868 )
    what is this, an attemt to start the biggest flame war ever? we all know this isn't news, it's just the opinion of one idiot. what the hell is it doing on slashdot?
    • You didn't notice that the copyright below changed from OSTN to MSTN, eh?
    • Re:jeeesus (Score:5, Funny)

      by Comatose51 ( 687974 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:58PM (#14154046) Homepage
      I deserve to be heard because I'm an idiot too so mod me up!

      All I have to say is close source is better than getting branded by a hot iron. If it was a choice between close source and being branded by a hot iron, I would take close source. At least proprietary software have progressed faster than hot iron branding. Hot iron branding have progressed little since the days of cowboys. You still apply fire to a piece of metal that gets applied to the skin. Proprietary software has definitely progressed beyond that stage.

    • Re:jeeesus (Score:5, Insightful)

      by JanneM ( 7445 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:59PM (#14154057) Homepage
      The Register runs this kind of stunt from time to time. The whole point is just to boost readership. They don't care if people come there for something insightful or because it's utterly moronic; the page hits are the same after all. And it works too - as I write, they're probably high-fiving themselves as they see the hit counters spin from the slashdotting.
      • Re:jeeesus (Score:5, Insightful)

        by pchan- ( 118053 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:43AM (#14154324) Journal
        You have it wrong. The Reg is a very Open Source friendly publication. They often post about the evils of Microsoft and others. This is just their way of balancing out. Instead of posting an anti-open source article every so often, they just post one huge flaming pile of crap to get it all to balance out in the end. It's like when you help a dozen old ladies across the street, you get to murder one bum and your karma breaks even.
        • Re:jeeesus (Score:3, Insightful)

          by strider44 ( 650833 )
          There's a difference between balanced reporting and posting a huge flaming pile of crap to "get it all to balance out in the end", the difference being why I stopped reading the Register a while ago. I didn't mind their neutral articles one bit but when they drag out their flaming pile of crap it sets my teeth on edge. Ever since their flame-fest on the Wikipedia that lasted for weeks I just stopped reading because it was just too stupid. I don't care for such a holier than thou attitude even if they onl
      • Re:jeeesus (Score:4, Insightful)

        by 1u3hr ( 530656 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @01:28AM (#14154542)
        The Register runs this kind of stunt from time to time. The whole point is just to boost readership. They don't care if people come there for something insightful or because it's utterly moronic; the page hits are the same after all.

        The Register does run articles like this -- as a joke. And regularly they're picked up by irony-deficient Americans and posted as if they were real. Otto Z Stern is basically a combination of Hunter S Thompson and Jerry Pournelle. Look at the tag to the story:

        Otto Z. Stern is a director at The Institute of Technological Values - a think tank dedicated to a more moral digital age. He has closely monitored the IT industry's intersection with America's role as a world leader for thirty years. You can find Stern locked and loaded, corralling wounded iLemmings, nursing an opal-plated prostate, spanking open source fly boys, wearing a smashing suit, dropping a SkyCar on the Googleplex, spitting on Frenchmen, vomiting in fear with a life-sized cutout of Hilary Rosen at his solar-powered compound somewhere in the Great American Southwest.
      • Lordy, lordy, I'm alnmost lost for words. None of you seem to have realised that the piece is what we in the UK call "satire". That's right, someone's making it up in order to try to be amusing or humourous. Does the name not give that away?! God only knows what the American readership are going to make of Verity Stob...
      • Re:jeeesus (Score:5, Insightful)

        by arkhan_jg ( 618674 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @04:18AM (#14155196)
        "Otto Z. Stern is a director at The Institute of Technological Values - a think tank dedicated to a more moral digital age. He has closely monitored the IT industry's intersection with America's role as a world leader for thirty years. You can find Stern locked and loaded, corralling wounded iLemmings, nursing an opal-plated prostate, spanking open source fly boys, wearing a smashing suit, dropping a SkyCar on the Googleplex, spitting on Frenchmen, vomiting in fear with a life-sized cutout of Hilary Rosen at his solar-powered compound somewhere in the Great American Southwest."

        I think you've missed that The Register is a british publication. This article is sarcastic satire, nothing more. It might raise page views, but it's not meant as a troll to be take seriously.

        I laughed when I read the article. I laughed even louder when I saw how many slashdotters have taken it seriously and leapt to linux's defence, and I say that as a user of linux for 7 years. I mean, come on -

        "Meanwhile, I'm sitting here typing away on a 128-processor Unix SMP armed with an ultrasonic file system and jet-fueled partitioning system, wondering when the Linux freaks are going to solve their Ubuntu versus Mandriva color scheme debate" - how could anyone NOT see this is a joke?
        • I find myself bemused at the outraged responses. Maybe I was deluding myself but I thought that there was a marginally more insightful audience round here.

          Oh well; another Merkin stereotype confirmed.
    • Re:jeeesus (Score:5, Funny)

      by David M. Sweeney ( 105063 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:01AM (#14154077)
      it's just the opinion of one idiot. what the hell is it doing on slashdot?

      Man, you MUST be new here.

  • by John Frink ( 919768 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:50PM (#14153972)
    "The only thing as goat-rendering awful as flying has to be the progression of open source code." I'm a pilot who happens to like flying as well as open source so screw him!
  • Accusations. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Southpaw018 ( 793465 ) * on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:50PM (#14153978) Journal
    Exactly. Accusations. He doesn't really know what he's talking about...and his article speaks for itself in that context. He really comes off like a fanatic, but I would say: you have an "open source PC." I do too. Mine works. Lots of peoples' do. So...either you're doing something wrong, or perhaps you're a rambling, fanatical curmudgeon. Regardless, have you bought Windows?

    Oh, it doesn't appear that you did. At least, if you have, it isn't good enough for you to mention.
  • by schmidt349 ( 690948 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:51PM (#14153986)
    This article reminds me of a fake letter in Monty Python's Flying Circus. Anyone with a good knowledge of politics in the UK at the time should get a kick out of how its tenor is very close to this article.
    Dear David Jacobs, East Grinstead, Friday. Why should I have to pay sixty-four guineas each year for my television licence when I can buy one for six. Yours sincerely, Captain R. H. Pretty. PS Support Rhodesia, cut motor taxes, save the Argylls, running-in please pass.
  • by Chmarr ( 18662 )
    Yet another shill trying to get hits by rubbishing Linux/OpenSource, even if done in jest. Hohum. As interesting as watching Laura Didio or Marueen O'Gara.
  • by pohl ( 872 ) * on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:52PM (#14154001) Homepage
    If this were fark, this would be the perfect thread to link to the 'attention whore' girl in the bikini doing hand-stands on the beach.
  • by CyricZ ( 887944 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:54PM (#14154016)
    Who exactly is Otto Z. Stern? What is his background, credentials, past software development involvement, and so on?

  • by ACK!! ( 10229 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:57PM (#14154041) Journal
    I am mean come on this is an alternative OS people !!!!

    Give the Open Source guy a few months and generally you will get a driver for your all-in-one printer/fax/washes my car printer thingee. Sometimes yes it takes longer but that is the rub folks you are working off of an alternative OS that most hw manufacturers are never going to directly support. Sometimes the new driver is easy and sometimes without specs... its damn nearly impossible to reverse engineer all of the features. Oh, you don't like that?

    Sorry man maybe its time to go back to Windows or Mac OS X.

    The linux freaks you see arguing over color schemes are not writing that neat new program or usually that device driver.

    Those are fans for the most part not developers.

    Yes, in a free world where there are no central authority forcing people to code but folks doing what they want yes sometimes the development process can seem slow and other times there is a burst of activity (note Rhythmbox as of late adding a ton of features after a ton of time where little seemed like it was going on).

    Maybe people need to stop criticizing the Open Source community and start focusing on the corporations that make money off of linux and ask why RedHat and Novell and the folks behind Mandriva are not forcing some of their employees to do some of this coding.

    But then again what is the obsession with printers?? I have seen this mentioned in a few criticisms of desktop linux but rarely if ever have a problem with Fedora or Suse or Ubuntu anymore. Now, sound in Gnome? That is where I am pulling my hair out!!! Someone replace ESD pleeeeeeeeze.

    But I am still grateful for a free OS and all the people using their own time to contribute.

    • I agree what is the obsession with printers?
      I mean yeah I guess he's a journalist but wait he's on ONLINE JOURNALIST, how often does he really need to print?
      I haven't printed a page of paper since I got out of college. Even then at least 75% of my work was handed in electronically.
      My company delivers invoices electronically, we pay invoices electronically, we have 1 printer for 100 people, and most of the time it just sits there idle.

      The Open Source solution to printers is to get rid of them and make every
  • As something serious? Printer drivers are not the problem. It's all the oddball stuff. I'm sitting here trying to make a Corex business card scanner work in linux (anyone good with usbsnoop and usbrobot?).

    It takes me longer to look up what chipset a new motherboard has, than it does to do "modprobe blah.ko". And if he'd stop using fruity-assed distros and desktop environments, there might be less debate about color schemes... or maybe he wants all the graphic designers (whose only way to constructively contribute is to give us fancy eye candy) to start writing printer drivers. That's right out of the microsoft playbook, I think.
  • by Pantero Blanco ( 792776 ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @11:58PM (#14154054)
    Is someone just trying to provoke Slashdotters into an absolute frenzy lately? I've been seeing a flamebait, as-offensive-as-possible anti-F/OSS story every couple of days, and not the same one over and over again.

    I'm all for showing both sides of the fence, but damn, choose people closer to the center instead of moonbat extremists.
  • commentary (Score:3, Insightful)

    by brennz ( 715237 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:01AM (#14154080)
    I read the article. Afterwards though, I am more confused.

    Was it an overdone example of poor writing, or posing-at-witty critique of OSS?

    In the former, it succeeded brilliantly, and the latter, failed just as dramatically.

    At least it was more entertaining than another paid microsoft shill's bogus study.

    3/10 because I feel generous.
  • by symbolic ( 11752 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:02AM (#14154086)
    or maybe even write a printer driver so that something I buy actually works with my open sores PC.

    Excuse me, but isn't it the vendor that's respsonsible for providing drivers? If you want to place some blame, jump on their ass.

    Linux contributors have tried to pick up some of the slack, but because of the fact that everything that isn't open-source is most likely proprietary, this is not an easy hurdle to overcome.

    It's obvious that the Register was looking for filler, because this article wastes a good deal of space with absolutely NOTHING of substance.
  • by Clockwurk ( 577966 ) * on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:17AM (#14154190) Homepage
    Whats the use of pointless eye-candy (like compositing and transparent xterms) when the underlying windowing system (X) is more broken than a New Orleans levee. The big problems in Linux won't ever be addressed because you can't get enough people to agree on a common vision and work to achieve it (well that and the hostility towards commercial developers).

    Linux is a lot like windows, each new version is a little bit better, but it is chained to doing many of the important (and broken) things the same as every version before it. Linux won't ever be great when it gets developed a lot like a katamari, layers of hacks that get thicker and thicker as time goes on.

    Only Apple (and Steve Jobs) has the guts to throw out all the old garbage (X windows, the many start up daemons, unix copy/paste, gtk) and replace it with fresh new ideas (quartz, launchd, xcode).
    • by ChaosDiscord ( 4913 ) * on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:33AM (#14154279) Homepage Journal
      ...throw out all the old garbage (X windows, the many start up daemons, unix copy/paste, gtk)

      What's wrong with X-Windows? The old "It's too slow"? Because locally it's working all in memory, no network, and nice and zippy. What's wrong with the start up daemons? There are lots of them, but you can tweak and tune them. The typical daemons started on a system configured for "workstation" or "desktop" tends to be similar to the number of processes I end up running in Windows XP or Mac OS X. Or is it the method daemons start up with? I find it no more or less confusing the mess that is the combination of Windows services and startup programs. Mac OS X has something similar; it may not be rc scripts, but they're launching stuff like Samba and CUPS just like my Linux box does. Unix copy/paste? What's wrong with it? I copy stuff to and fro quite happily. Or are you whining about the "select is copy, middle click is paste"? Because while you were apparently sleeping, the mainstream stuff all started supporting Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V. Select-paste still works, but if you don't like you don't have to use it. GTK? Ummm, right.

      The reality is that you don't have the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

    • by NoMoreNicksLeft ( 516230 ) <john.oyler@noSpAm.comcast.net> on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:36AM (#14154299) Journal
      Hah. Name these horrible, life-threatening flaws to linux/X11/whatever that you see going unfixed because of "lack of common vision".

      I'd like to hear them.
  • Congratulations Otto (Score:3, Informative)

    by Paul Carver ( 4555 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:18AM (#14154200)
    That article is one of the least coherent things to appear on Slashdot, and that's quite an achievment. I never really liked stream of conciousness in high school and I can't say that I like it any better on a web page than in paperback. I can't imagine what posessed anyone to submit that story or what caused an "editor" to post it. It just doesn't have any content.
  • John Dvorak (Score:3, Informative)

    by Cave_Monster ( 918103 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:18AM (#14154202)
    Sounds like the stuff Dvorak would say. It's really boring reading this crap, yet I think it's on slashdot because it's a guaranteed story to generate posts which surely helps slashdot's income.
  • I bet he's a Libra (Score:3, Informative)

    by Mr2cents ( 323101 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @12:29AM (#14154254)
    He must be a Libra. The match with this horoscope [theonion.com] is really stunning.
  • My Issues With OSS (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Jekler ( 626699 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @01:56AM (#14154655)
    I love OSS. At least half the applications on my computer are OSS, I'm writing this from FireFox, in the background I have Eclipse and OpenOffice open too. But I still have some issues with OSS.

    It's not the quality of what OSS projects produce, it's the difficulty of getting involved. It's like a rite of passage. You can't just open up a compiler, read the source, and start typing code. Getting started is a complicated process. There are numerous OSS projects I'd love to get involved in, but actually setting up my computer to have a functional environment is frequently more work than I can stomach. In comparison, designing and writing code is far easier than configuring my system to prepare to join an OSS project. Some people have said that it's no more difficult than understanding the system at a commercial project, but I disagree. Any commercial projects I've been involved in usually have their computers already configured so you can just start working, no break in stride.

    For the most part, the thought of how much work it's going to be to get started keeps me from even taking the first step to get involved. I spent many hours just trying to configure my system to get involved with the Mozilla project, and didn't even get to the point I could review the code because of build problems. And of course real life intervenes so the amount of time I can spend at once trying to configure my system is limited.

    Maybe this is a necessary hazing ritual, but in my opinion, the day that software developers don't also need to be System Configuration Experts, the progress of OSS will skyrocket. If there were simply an executable file that you run and it setup a complete environment where you can just start typing code and contribute, OSS would progress at light speed because much less capable developers could still contribute with small bug fixes, or even clarifying comments, adding comments, or just restructuring code modules.

    Some people might think that's a bad idea because complete idiots could try to participate, but there's numerous ways around that like ranking/priority systems attached to code reviews (i.e. Positively ranked developers would have their code reviews take precedence over unknown developers, and trolls who not only didn't produce anything valuable, but even wasted reviewers time with complete nonsense pseudo code could have rankings knocked down so they wouldn't even be visible to review)
  • by Cally ( 10873 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @02:06AM (#14154714) Homepage
    What wrong with you people?! don't you know irony or satire when you see it? Oh, ... wait. No 'Private Eye' in the land of free speech... Just think of it as IT journalism by Monty Python. I'm really looking forward to seeing the "FotW" and what the Register cha;ps have to say about this mass sense-of-humour failure. Let's just say that I think they might just be ever-so-slightly slightly taking the piss out of the Slashbots...

    You know, I think this inability to distinguish irony from sincerity explains a lot about the success of Dubya in hoodwinking Americans into voting for him. He'd've got nowhere in Europe, because he's obviously a clown - obvious to anyone equipped with a sense of humour or of irony, anyway.

  • by MrCopilot ( 871878 ) on Thursday December 01, 2005 @11:10AM (#14157434) Homepage Journal
    My objective has never been to perpetuate the myth of goodness within the annals of respectability but rather to grab goodness by the gonads and then splatter these nuts of decency against the public wall of justice. In short, I'm after progress, while these others are happy to wallow in the filth of achievements past.

    Ewwwwwwwwww. Amusing but ewwww.

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