Microsoft Helping Nigeria Fight Scammers 158
encodics writes "News.com is carrying a story today about how Nigeria is asking Microsoft for help in fighting scammers." From the article: "Microsoft will provide technical expertise, training and other security resources to Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), which is tasked with fighting cybercrime in the country. Nigeria was initially slow to respond to the problem of '419' e-mail scammers operating in the country, who were duping unsuspecting Internet users out of thousands of pounds by promising a share of the secret multimillion-pound fortune of a deposed African dictator. "
This just in - Copy of letter sent to Bill Gates (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This just in - Copy of letter sent to Bill Gate (Score:2)
Oh! That's right! We can't meta-mod an over or underrated post! I'm sure that loophole in mod abuse will be fixed real soon.
Re:This just in - Copy of letter sent to Bill Gate (Score:2)
Oh, so now karma is overrated? I don't buy that bullshit for a second.
DIR SIR OR MADAM (someone had to do it) (Score:5, Funny)
Board of nigerian
National petroleum
Coporation (n.n.p.c)
Tel:+234-80-33013920
Fax:+234-1-7597156
Dear:sir/madam,
I guess this letter may come to you as a surprise since i had no
Previous Correspondence with you. I am the chairman tender board of nigeria National Petroleum coporation (nnpc) i got your contact in the course of my Search For a reliable person with whom to handle a very confidential Transaction Involving the transfer of fund valued eight million two hundred Thousand United states dollars ($8.2m) to a safe foreign account.
The above fund in question is not connected with arms, drugs or money
Laundering. It is the product of over invoice on contract awarded in
2005 by nnpc, to Microsoft for providing technical expertise, training and other security resources to Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), which is tasked with fighting cybercrime in the country. The
Contract has long been executed and payment of the actual contract
Amount Made to the foreign contractor leaving the balance of $8.2m u.s
Dollars in A dormant account which my colleagues and i now want to transfer out of Nigeria into a reliable foreign account for our personal use.
--H
Re:DIR SIR OR MADAM (someone had to do it) (Score:2, Informative)
419, Phone numbers screwing me up... (Score:2)
Re:DIR SIR OR MADAM (someone had to do it) (Score:2)
Heh - I as a representative of an, uhm, heh *chuckles*, very significant [hand gestures] country. I'm _very_ willing to, uhm, "work something out" with your underprivileged land, err - heh, I mean that, my constituent [Microsoft, Inc.] and I are willing to "faithfully" interpret your country's proposal.
[puppetmaster Rove gestures secret service here]
I thank you for this opportunity/meeting and "only our evangelical God Bless" the USA!
(translation: my fat-cat papa got me this jeorb!)
How many have fallen for these scams? (Score:2)
Statistics for 1997-2005 (Score:5, Insightful)
According to those Nigerian money scams were 8% of the total, with an average of two-and-a-half grand lost per victim, in 2004.
(I can't say this group isn't overstating the problem to boost its own importance, but those are stats, anyway.)
Re:How many have fallen for these scams? (Score:2)
Re:How many have fallen for these scams? (Score:1)
I recall reports of wealthy buisnessmen held in Nigeria by hostage takers.
I don't have the link on me.
Re:How many have fallen for these scams? (Score:2, Interesting)
Whaddya mean, thousands? (Score:5, Funny)
Thousands? Only thousands? What a rip-off. My deposed dictator offered me $350 millions for only $500 of participation.
$500? "It's a total rip-off" (Score:2)
Disclaimer: MSNBC is a joint project with Microsoft or some such nonsense.
Above comment is a "Rip-Off" (Score:2)
Re:Whaddya mean, thousands? (Score:2)
If you control the source of creation like, oh say, Dreamweaver - which the _vast_ majority of designers/coders/programmers use, you can control the outcome (regardless of it's "standards" compliance).
Your users are none-the-wiser because they just want pages that look right.
This is the same-old scenario, just in a different form. Scare your users senseless, and then "protect" t
//High-Fives Coastin and Humba !! (Score:2, Interesting)
ok, blast me now for off topic so I can go home.
kulakovich
Isn't that a bit like (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:1)
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know, it seems pretty energy efficient to me.
Of course if you do stupid stuff like pump cows full of drugs so they can digest whole grain (hint - they're ruminants, they're good at foliage, not cereals) then I suppose it is less efficient.
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:1)
You know. To kill the cow.
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:1)
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:3, Informative)
The big efficiency issue with cows, however, is people putting them on land that would be fine for growing more or less anything directly consumable by humans, which happens a lot more due to the increased demand for meat, because everyone seems to have this belief it's a good idea to eat lots of it. Actual recommended daily intake of meat
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:2)
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:2)
Re:Isn't that a bit like (Score:2, Funny)
The Africans sent a letter back saying "thanks for the leg warmers!"
*runs away*
Nigeria's a nice country ... (Score:2)
Fox, meet henhouse. Keep an eye on it, will ya?
- Bill
MS providing scammers free copies of MS Money (Score:5, Funny)
Helping... (Score:3, Funny)
Correct me if I'm wrong but... (Score:2, Insightful)
Everyone who got dupped should be procecuted for thier crimes not smothered with pity.
Re:Correct me if I'm wrong but... (Score:1)
pedro?
yep, pedro... (sorry, had a varsity blues moment there).
Oh, and they should be fined an amount equivalent to the rest of their bank account.
where to apply??? (Score:1, Troll)
where can i apply for my share in tihs secret fortune?? it sounds superk00l!! FREE GMAIL invites to all teh PEEPZ who answer my q!!!111!!1
Dictator? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dictator? (Score:1)
at least all you lost was money, right?
RIGHT???!!!
scam?? I call this American TV (Score:1)
Here in America we call this "The Biggest Loser", and the producers of this show are raking it in!! People are losing pounds left and right without the Sultan of UmmPapaMowMow...
Crazy foreign spam! (Score:1)
On the topic of amusing spam, has anyone ever gotten Hare Krishna spam? I did, once. I actually did some Google'rch to figure out what the hell it was. I kept it, too, because it makes me happy (coincidentally) for no apparent reason:
Re:Crazy foreign spam! (Score:1)
Re:Crazy foreign spam! (Score:1)
I got a lot of those (Score:2)
Oh no! (Score:2)
Re:Oh no! (Score:1)
My goodness, the two aren't even remotely related. The poor country finally has some good press and you come and associate it with the scammers. Tsk, tsk!
What about the money? (Score:2)
The REAL letter... (Score:3, Funny)
Medina, WA 98039
USA
Dear President Obasanjo,
My name is WILLIAM HENRY GATES III, and I am President of the Microsoft Corporation...
Well look at the bright side... (Score:4, Funny)
At least they are combating the obesity epidemic.
Re:Well look at the bright side... (Score:2)
After all, I sure as hell wouldn't want a share of some dictator's multimillion pound fortune if it were pounds of human flesh or something.
Check out today's Foxtrot (Score:5, Funny)
Letter to nigerians from M$ (Score:1, Funny)
It has come to our attention that you are using Linux machines to send emails to all your "investors". You may or may not have heard, but Linux is completely unstable and prone to frequent crashing, bad drivers, and general malaise. I would like to propose an initial offering of 100 copies of our much superior OS. If you can provide your bank account routing numbers, we would be happy to draft your account for each copy of the OS, as well as each time we need to upgrade it, to th
Nigeria should be careful (Score:2)
On the other hand, I suppose if Nigeria wanted to fight these scammers, they would have used a fraction of their oil profits to hire some OSS developers who I strongly believe, would deliver strong software and technical advice to fight these scammers.
As I read the rhythm & lyrics jumped into my h (Score:2)
Microsoft security resources and 419 email scammers go together.
Try, try, try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try, and you will only come
To this conclusion
Love and marriage, 419 scammers and MS security ...
Go together like a horse and carriage
Let's do this right... (Score:2, Funny)
Dear MR or MISS CHAIRMAN,
I am OLUSEGUN OBASANJO, the current president of Nigeria, a country in West Africa. I have been referred
to you after Conducting Enquiries, and I hope you treat this contact as a sincere and confidential message
from a friend. Contacts through the Internet have become difficult, with many scammers and tricky boys.
It recently came to my notice that my predecessor, General SANI ABACHA, who is still in good heart and
health, despite my daily visit
The trouble with these scams is... (Score:1, Flamebait)
Re:The trouble with these scams is... (Score:2)
I also like how these scams take advantage of peoples' amazing ignorance of current events in African countries.
Scambait: 419eater.com (Score:3, Insightful)
Has info about scambaiters, kind of a funny effort. But the question must be asked, do 2 wrongs make a right?
article links from last year:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3887493.s
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/07/13/16
Re:Scambait: 419eater.com (Score:1)
Re:Scambait: 419eater.com (Score:2)
-matthew
Re:Scambait: 419eater.com (Score:2)
huh? (Score:1, Interesting)
So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.
Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.
But trust me.... You don't.
I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.
This is how bad info gets passed around.
If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.
Cuz some
Re:huh? (Score:1)
Re:huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:huh? (Score:1)
the Microsoft?!!
My God! You really call it that?!
Re:huh? (Score:2)
Least
I
Can
Format
My
Posts
Re:huh? (Score:2)
Anyway. Now even the standard monkeys are fleeing microsoft? Now they have to hire uneducated, illiterate, incoherent monkeys out of THE zoo?
(Yeah, I'm drunk and nasty as per usual when posting.)
Ya sure (Score:1)
Don't buy it for a minute.
T.
I'm getting $20 million from a Ugandan for $350 (Score:2)
Some things are just so topical.
MS05-$30,000,000 patch (Score:1)
Wait... (Score:2)
-matthew
Re:Wait... (Score:2)
Re:Wait... (Score:2)
Re:Wait... (Score:2)
oh the irony... (Score:2)
i feel no pity for their victims (Score:2)
Great idea (Score:1)
Why didn't anyone think of this before?!
Interesting and funny read (Score:2, Interesting)
Could be either! (Score:1)
I got an email (Score:2)
And so on...
Not sure when my citizenship switched to Nigera.
Probably the same night I got that tattoo.
On my ass.
And a timely Foxtrot (Score:2)
They asked Microsoft first.... (Score:5, Interesting)
It's a nifty little scheme - use one of the vanity domains, and you can send spam for months. The mail is delivered through HOTMAIL.COM servers, so blocking by IP doesn't work. Unless, of course, you are willing to take the colateral damage of blocking all HOTMAIL and MSN customers.
Which, it turns out, might not be much real damage at all...
Re:They asked Microsoft first.... (Score:2)
Got a list?
Re:They asked Microsoft first.... (Score:2)
Not comprehensive. I can come up with about 50 of them from recent spams, things like "ukpromotionals.net", "contractawardingcommittee.net", "national-lottryresults.net", etc.
Re:They asked Microsoft first.... (Score:3, Interesting)
microsoft is running a SPAMFILTER on their abuse@hotmail.com account!
that's right. if your complaint isn't bounced with:
then your complaints get bounced with:
Re:They asked Microsoft first.... (Score:2)
The only one that is worse is support@
Isn't it obvious? (Score:1)
No wonder Microsoft has such bad security if they believe scams like this...
Then again, maybe they're finally running out of FUD and need more money to buy some from the GOP...
Counting the number of morons: (Score:2, Funny)
How about starting with Hotmail, Microsoft? (Score:1)
Get out that email tracker! (Score:3, Funny)
Clippy (Score:1)
Duh! (Score:1)
RE: Microsft Helping Nigeria Fight Scammers (Score:1)
How about the relay scammers? (Score:1)
Phone scammers use the system intended for the hearing impaired to add a layer between them and the credit card scams they attempt, to the point where if you sell something to someone using the internet relay, you are a complete fool. A huge percentage of the calls on this system are scammers now, and the companies that provide the service don't wish to fight it, since they are paid by volume of calls!
-Z
Re:How about the relay scammers? (Score:2)
honestly (Score:1)
Nigeria involved? (Score:2)
What's Nigeria's motive? (Score:1)
So all of Nigeria will go to Outlook (Score:2)
It's not just Nigeria... But it's always Microsoft (Score:2, Interesting)
Someone at MS has a sense of humour (Score:2)
I guess tacking the problem closer
Thankyou (Score:2)
They are very creative ... (Score:2)
As much as I despise those scammers, I have to admit that they are creative in a weird source of way.
I get the classic ones (African dictator/official dies and widow/son wants his money transferred for a hefty share).
But I also get ones that have a Christian theme [baheyeldin.com], others with an Islamic tone [baheyeldin.com], and yet another with an Arab tone [baheyeldin.com] featuring Yasser Arafat, with links to news articles from ABC News, just after he died.
These guys could use their imagination writing fiction or something. If they had better E
Dear Prince Olemeade (Score:5, Funny)
I am writing to acquire your assistance in recovering significant assets I have acquired from monopolistic business practices. Due to a recent antitrust lawsuit settlement, the funds are being held up by a bunch of government lawyers.
I am willing to pay you $50 million dollars to help me liberate these assets, please provide your banking information so I can wire you the funds.
Sincerely, Bill Gates
Re:Pounds?!? (Score:2, Insightful)