Creative MP3 Players Ship With Virus 237
TheChillPill wrote to mention a Register article which reports that Creative has instituted a recall for some 5GB Zen Neeons. The reason? About 3,700 were shipped with the Wullik-B email worm. From the article: "Creative is reporting that the virus affects players with serial numbers between 1230528000001 and 1230533001680 that have shipped in Japan in late July. According to a translation of Creative's statement (in Japanese) on the security flap the firm has temporarily stopped shipping Zen Neeons players while its partners assist in the recall of the infected batch. The firm said it has identified the source of the outbreak and fixed the problem. Creative said the virus contamination issue was confined to Zen Neeons players and didn't affect any of its other products."
How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:5, Insightful)
Article is yet another dupe....original article can be found here [slashdot.org].
Seriously, Zonk...this shit just isn't funny anymore. Perhaps you view your endless dupe posts as some sort of clever social commentary...or perhaps you've just taken a few too many sniffs of the huffing rag. Either way, we're getting pretty damned sick of it.
Do us all a favor and resign. While you're at it, wipe your hard drive and smash your modem.
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:5, Funny)
MOD PARENT FUNNY (Score:2)
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:5, Insightful)
Think I'll get modded redundant this time?
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2, Insightful)
OTOH, these blatent dupes seem to be one of the things that comprises slashdot's character. We certainly wouldn't want it to become a Fark clone or anything else as insipid.
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:5, Informative)
No, but they occasionally update the story to bitch about the complaints [slashdot.org]. Quote:
Come On, Slashdotters (Score:3, Funny)
Come on, Slashdotters. What's with the frowns on everyone's faces. Why is everyone taking these dupes so negatively? Just think of these dupes as reruns. We would love to crack jokes about Windows viruses, talk about how Linux should be used for everything, talk about how "creative" stuffing viruses in MP3 players are, and....
Oh, scratch the sarcasm. These dupes really are annoying.
Come On, Slashdotters (Score:2)
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:5, Informative)
> Seriously, Zonk...this shit just isn't funny anymore.
1) Visit http://slashdot.org/users.pl?op=edithome [slashdot.org]
2) Un-check "Zonk"
3) Click "Save"
4) See ya in another thread.
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:4, Funny)
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
> No, it doesn't.
Well, now that no one is reading his articles anymore, maybe Zonk can spend his time implementing RSS support instead of posting dupes.
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Let's do the maths.
Doing as you suggest will, at very conservative estimates, stop you reading fifty worthwhile stories between now and the end of the year.
The problem isn't that every story Zonk posts is stupid, it's that a lot of them are, and we have no way of weeding them out. If Zonk resigned, then another, hopefully less dupe-prone edit
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
> Doing as you suggest will, at very conservative estimates, stop you reading fifty worthwhile stories between now and the end of the year.
No problem; catch them when the other editors dupe his stories.
And I'm not sure he's going to post 50 worthwhile stories anyway. His dupism was the straw that broke the camel's back, but I was already disgruntled about some of the ASSes[*] he puts up.
*ASS: Annoyingly Stupid Story
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
What they really need is an option to moderate the stories themselves, not just the responses. And then apply karma to the authors...
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:4, Funny)
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2, Funny)
...oh, wait.
Re: How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
> Done. Thanks for the tip.
Hope it works; I just now did it myself. (Else I wouldn't have seen this thread.)
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:3, Insightful)
Normally, I can't stand when people bitch and moan about duped stories. Sometimes they're duped from months ago, and even I forgot they were ever posted.
Normally, I would moderate such bitchings as "Offtopic" or "Redundent".
This time, I'm very disappointed. This was:
a) Very, very, very recently posted already
b) Was a very distinct headline to begin with, about a major corporate SNAFU and not relating to Google, Xbox 360 vs. PS3, M
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Also, it portrays them as not caring. If that's the case then we all understand. I don't care about a lot of stuff. But at my _job_ I'm expected to produce quality work, not slacker garbage. These guys are employed right? And they make money right by us all being her
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2, Insightful)
a- the original article summary didn't mention an mp3 player. ("Creative Zens"? WTF's a Creative Zens? Who cares?!) I didn't give it a second glance and didn't know it was a dupe till just now
b- the original article summary didn't mention serial numbers- NOR did the articles pointed to- this is very useful and important info. But yeah, that info should have been put in as a reply to the original post, just as the orinal post should have been clearer.
ScuttleMonkey- you're not as bad
Dupe Checker? (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm disgustipated.
I can't post from home because some crud-bucket on my ISP has misbehaved and slashdot is blocking me from posting there. Such creativity and innovation! Examples:
YET(!) no dupe checking code to help the editors avoid thi
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Alternatives? (Score:2)
But, since the number of bogus stories, advertisements presented as stories, and link summary stories have really gone up recently, I've been looking more and more at other similar sites...
What do you guys recommend as good alternatives? Something with good/relevant or at least funny co
Not a Dupe (Score:2)
Fire Zonk! Hire me :) (Score:2)
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Nice try, Zonk, but we know it's you.
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
Maybe because most of the time, they think he's right?It's not the "herd mentality" of the "slashbots" when they say "OMG, the Earth, it's ROUND!" and it's certainly not herd mentality when this many people complain that the editors aren't doing a good job (for which they're supposedly financially compensated for).
Re:How many more times, Zonk??? (Score:2)
They will moderate down anything they disagree with.
It's now +5 Insightful. Of course you were modded Flamebait even though you made a valid point also.
Q.E.D.
Windows TCO? (Score:5, Interesting)
- Greg
Re:Windows TCO? (Score:2)
but seriously, how many other products have shipped with virii? i can think of 0 for linux/bsd/etc. but i can also think of 0 for windows also.
Re:Windows TCO? (Score:2)
Re:Windows TCO? (Score:2)
Read the history of Ken Thompson's famous back door in the early Unix C compiler versions. Shows just what's possible when someone really knows what they're doing.
Unbelievable (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Unbelievable (Score:2, Redundant)
Dupe... once again (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Dupe... once again (and a tip to prevent them) (Score:2)
I just searched for site:slashdot.org creative mp3 and the 6th hit was the duped article.
If your as lazy as Zonk and don't want to type all of those characters into a search, you can click here [google.com].
no way!! (Score:4, Funny)
holy crap. never knew that.
Screeech! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Screeech! (Score:2)
B.T.W. who TF is Nick Cannon and why is he staring in a bad Beverly Hills Cop/21 Jump Street rip-off?
Hmm (Score:3, Funny)
Zonk (Score:4, Insightful)
The original story. [slashdot.org]
-Peter
But... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:But... (Score:2)
Re:But... (Score:2)
*ducks*
Bigboy. (Score:3, Funny)
No subscription for me (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:No subscription for me (Score:5, Funny)
news items (Score:2)
Re:No subscription for me (Score:2, Insightful)
Why are you here? (Score:2)
Look, it's fine if you think Slashdot sucks. But find something more interesting to do than bemoan the fact.
Find a better site. (Technocrat?) Start one. Use a Bayesian Classifier from the RSS feed. Learn to speak Swahili.
But don't continue to make your life miserable.
MOD PARENT UP (Score:2)
I agree completely. Lots of us don't have time to read /. every day, so we often appreciate dupes. In my case, at least 75% of the time I see complaints about a duped article, it's the first time I've seen the article.
Dupes are valuable for the casual reader, and the bulk of slashdot readers are casual readers. The editors know their audience.
Re:No subscription for me (Score:3)
Re:No subscription for me (Score:5, Insightful)
Last time I checked, I don't get reimbursed for slashdot comments I make. Slashdot gets a few thousand comments per day, so that's several hundred man-hours of donated content they get per day.
Meanwhile, half a dozen so-called editors have done very little to improve the site lately and only marginally more to improve editorial quality. There's the disconnect: They cover servers and bandwidth, we provide 99% of the content.
Barrier to entry: being the behemoth it is, slashdot (like Microsoft) is partly to blame for the lack of competition. A lot of competitors have tried, few can get critical mass because everyone still uses slashdot.
I paid (once!) for a subscription, but have watched slashdot editorial quality actually go down. Heck, even their new countermeasures suck: when I go out of my way to notify the editors of dupes or egregious factual errors, they make tabloid-caliber alterations ("WidgetCo is dead!" becomes "Is WidgetCo Dead?") rather than fix or cancel the news story outright.
To carry the Microsoft analogy a step further, being forced by circumstances into depending on Slashdot, I'll find ways to rebel. I go out of my way to avoid enriching Microsoft, whenever some small step is possible. This ranges from avoiding MSN and other Microsoft products, to advocating alternatives whenever company needs are flexible enough. Dialing down my subscription settings and bypassing Slashdot's ad revenue would be an equivalent protest against Slashdot editorial laziness.
Given the above, boycotting Slashdot stands a better chance of helping *my* situation than the alternatives.
Now, how am I'm selfish when I donate my writing without compensation? How am I being selfish when I punish a vendor that refuses to improve after an implicit contract for improvements was made with my donation? How exactly am I being selfish to deny that same vendor any additional income from advertising to me? I AM being selfish to want slashdot to either fix itself or die, but it is a selfishness that is the utter essence of capitalism or evolution: things should have more than marketing or inertia as their means of existing.
If none of that sways you, it'll probably not matter if you reread your rant, changing context to Microsoft (or the RIAA) and adjust the circumstances:
or (disclosure: the above opinions weren't mine until 5 minutes ago, probably won't be 10 minutes from now. Why? See Devil's Advocate [wikipedia.org]. I own 10 shares of Microsoft. I donated to Slashdot. Neither gives me any satisfaction.)Re:No subscription for me (Score:2)
care to wager? (Score:2)
Care to wager if Creative has a patent on shipping MP3 players with pre-installed viruses?
On the question of what happened to Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot gave me articles
that weren't day-old bread.
Eat them anyway!
Karma be dammed, you'll read them
and come back for more!
Good to see (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good to see (Score:2)
Don't blame Zonk! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't blame Zonk! (Score:4, Funny)
Had to say it... (Score:3, Funny)
Now, *that's* Creative.
Re:Had to say it... (Score:2)
In related news: (Score:2)
To late, folks.
Re:In related news: (Score:5, Funny)
*raises glass*
To late!
Best post ever! (Score:2)
To justforaday!
*drinks*
Ugh ... (Score:2, Interesting)
Seriously, searching the site doesn't take long, and now uses Google to do it, A quick search of Creative and virus would have found the original. You see? [google.com]
Sorry, I had to say it (Score:2)
(Modified. Original from Red Dwarf, Holoship)
Have virus, will travel. (Score:2)
Once Again, Creative Beats Apple to the Punchline! (Score:2)
They're creative alright! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:They're creative alright! (Score:2, Funny)
My car will drive itself to Mexico without me, the door will let salesman into the house, and worse of all, my satellite box will make me watch through commercials as the sofa straps me in and winches my eyelids open...
Now I know why the amish community reject technology altogether.Dear Slashdot, (Score:5, Insightful)
- take two seconds to see if a story has been posted before. sounds hard, but I hear computers can do amazing things these days.
- proofread submissions. you're allowed to change them. you know, like an editor.
- don't put an obnoxious slant on every little thing. more reporting, less commentary. if you have something to say, I hear slashdot allows comments nowadays. (comments, commentary... hmm. note to self, investigate possible connection.)
- cache. for fuck's sake, it's not funny anymore. if you don't want to put yourselves at risk, use coral or a similar service. They exist for a reason.
- contact small sites. which would you rather do: "scoop" other sites by an hour and reduce the server to molten rubble after 15 minutes, or contact the admin ahead of time and post the story two hours later? this is what separates responsible adults from behaviorally-challenged fuckwads.
- and once you've earned some credibility back,
- ???
- Profit! Until then, I refuse to pay to subscribe until you behave like a responsible outfit. one you quit behaving like retarded woms, I'll happily subscribe, knowing that you're a great source of links to interesting stories that I *didn't* see two days ago on the same site.
Re:Dear Slashdot, (Score:5, Interesting)
That said, I've used it twice, and both stories went green "as-is" with the glaring problems, so I don't know if that goes to the bit-bucket, or if anyone is listening. Maybe nobody said "Hey, this is a dupe" at that point, or maybe, just maybe, nobody is reading those messages. Any internal slashdotty-type person care to comment?
Re:Dear Slashdot, (Score:2)
lol. that'll be the day.
Re:Dear Slashdot, (Score:2)
Re:Dear Slashdot, (Score:4, Interesting)
That's correct. When a new story is posted, it is first available only to subscribers, with a red title bar so you can see it's a preview, posting is disabled, and there's an e-mail link for subscribers to report problems. I've never received a reply to anything I've sent there, and although they do sometimes withdraw a story after posting it for subscribers but before making it available to the rest of you, I haven't seen any evidence that anyone actually monitors that e-mail address, and certainly not on any sort of regular basis.
Zonk Exposed (Score:2, Interesting)
There is a link to his blog: http://www.randomdialogue.net/ [randomdialogue.net]
His Mini Biography: http://www.randomdialogue.net/aboutme/minibio.php3 [randomdialogue.net]
His Blogger Profile: http://www.blogger.com/profile/10483795 [blogger.com]
His About Page: http://www.randomdialogue.net/aboutme/basicinfo.ph p3 [randomdialogue.net]
The rest is upto your imagination!
/. hit with Zonk Virus (Score:2)
Backlash against patent? (Score:2)
Worm vs Virus? (Score:2, Funny)
"dupe"? (Score:3, Insightful)
As an aside, what was up with the first article? A link to a babelfish translation... was no english version available? If that's all we had two or three days ago, it seems to me that this new article reference is a good thing.
Re:"dupe"? (Score:2)
In that case, this story belongs in a slashback, not a new article. Honestly, why Zonk hasn't yet been fired for incompetance is beyond me.
We wouldn't all be saying dupe if... (Score:3, Insightful)
Creative MP3 Players Ship With Virus
Zonk in Slashdot
The last one was titled:
Creative Zens Ship with Worms
ScuttleMonkey in Slashdot
Now, what would maybe make this not a dupe, or would irritate me less, is if the new title was "Creative Announces Recall for Infected Players" (including text like "Tuesday we reported that Creative sucked, but today
I wonder... (Score:3, Funny)
They could license it and make millions!!!
When "News for Netrds" Mattered (Score:4, Insightful)
How do the dupe articles make it through when I submit [slashdot.org] articles that get rejected - like news on non-volitile MRAM replacing volitile DRAM and how Freescale is getting closer and closer to this being reality.
That's something nerds can sink their teath into, but the editors reject it for "more of the same".
Dupe Checking (Score:2)
What site to the editors hang out at? (Score:2)
-ave
topic image? (Score:3, Funny)
Stop complaining about dupes! (Score:2)
- Thou shalt do a basic keyword search before posting an article to see if it has been don
Plays For Sure (Score:2)
...AND IT'S STILL NOT 3,700 UNITS; IT'S 5% OF THAT (Score:3, Informative)
Idiots.
iqu
Dupes? (Score:2)
This [slashdot.org], this [slashdot.org], and this [slashdot.org] post in this very story.
NSFW!! (Score:5, Informative)
Might have the courtesy to warn people next time, asshat. Thankfully, I took today off.
Re:Creative Worm has infected /. (Score:2)
No /. endlessly repeats the same storys.
This one does.
And it's "stories".