White Lies Help Stressed Computer Users 333
An anonymous reader writes "Simple tricks allow one to appear to be hard at work in the office while actually forwarding calls, e-mails and instant messages to your mobile phone. One can backdate e-mails through rolling back a computer's built-in clock or use background phone noises to concoct convincing excuses not to go to work."
WHA?! (Score:5, Funny)
Or actually... (Score:3, Informative)
How to use this to make workers look bad (Score:5, Insightful)
So much for it being because a company's product got beaten out by a competitor, or because its leadership embezzled it into the ground, or creative accounting.
Everyone now will be looking for the back office Richard Pryor type (I forgot the name of the movie) as a scapegoat.
American workers are already being called the laziest in the world (by conservatives, mind you) while statistics show them to be among the most productive (overall, if not per hour). If we're such collective goof offs then why are we so productive?
Productivity is not measurable (Score:2)
So, american (resident) workers are lazier, compared to, well, the mexican workers in the same company, same position and for the same particular task.
Re:How to use this to make workers look bad (Score:4, Informative)
Superman 3 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086393/ [imdb.com]
American workers are already being called the laziest in the world (by conservatives, mind you) while statistics show them to be among the most productive (overall, if not per hour). If we're such collective goof offs then why are we so productive?
Because:
Re:How to use this to make workers look bad (Score:3, Informative)
Re:How to use this to make workers look bad (Score:2)
Unfortunately when people run out of money over here they tend to end up in jail, go figure.
Re:How to use this to make workers look bad (Score:2)
Employers throw a hissy fit if anybody charges a few unworked minutes, but they have no qualms requiring hours (or days) of manditory unpaid overtime. This alone will always dwarf whatever you can accomplish with little email and pager tricks.
I woudn't set Outlook to fire off messages at 1am to make myself look better, because I don't have the gall to do it. On the other hand, I feel bad for office workers who feel they *must* be sending emails at 1am to be competitive.
Re:Conservatives are morons (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Conservatives are morons (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:The real question (Score:3, Insightful)
Americans will become more aware as things get worse. If they don't get worse, people will pay no attention to it. Look at the london bombings and the Carl Rove fiasco. People are starting to see through things and doubt the often touted "official story". The current political structure in this country is go
Re:How to use this to make workers look bad (Score:2)
Thank you, I could not have put it better.
Re:Bill Gates: Visionary (Score:2, Interesting)
This is in stark contrast to the typical Windows configuration, where any remotely compromised process grants the attacker full access to the machine. It
Re:Bill Gates: Visionary (Score:2)
Now, assuming this is a typical end user PC (to make the Windows comparison valid), why does this matter ?
Re:Bill Gates: Visionary (Score:2)
Why not ? Think about the most popular vectors for malicious code for the last ten years, then explain which of those a program running as a regular user couldn't do.
[...] or at the very least it won't be able to modify any executables, so a simple restart will fix it.
This hasn't been a particularly common method of malware propogation for a _very_ long time. It's not like OS-level binary executable files are shared betwee
Yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
Like any of you losers works anyways.
Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow wearing a sun dress, just to submit our punchcards to the mainframe guy! And you complain about a little typing.
-- Lost the password to my two-digit uid.
Re:Yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
my commute was uphill BOTH WAYS!
Re:Yeah... (Score:2)
Hey, I live in San Francisco... EVERWHERE is uphill!
Re:Yeah... (Score:2, Funny)
Unfortunately the book's pages are blank because the author was applying the tactics when he was supposedly writing the book (and the editor the same, otherwise he would have noticed).
Re:Yeah... (Score:2)
Unfortunately the book's pages are blank because the author was applying the tactics when he was supposedly writing the book (and the editor the same, otherwise he would have noticed).
Are you talking about the book, or Slashdot? Oh wait, you said semi-respected.
Re:Yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
Buddy, I was the mainframe guy. I had to get to work the same route, and trust me-- you were NOT as pretty in the sun dress as you thought. You can complain about typing up the punch cards all you want. I'll complain about looking at you in your dress.
Re:Yeah... (Score:2)
Pictures? (Score:2)
Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow wearing a sun dress, just to submit our punchcards to the mainframe guy!
Uh, got any pictures?
Backdate e-mails (Score:5, Informative)
Unfortunately "Received:" headers add their own date e.g.
Received: from mta02-winn.ispmail.ntl.com (mta02-winn.ispmail.ntl.com [81.103.221.42]) by mx2.messagingengine.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id xxxxxxxxxxxx for ; Sun, 17 Jul 2005 03:56:09 -0400 (EDT)
Re:Backdate e-mails (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Backdate e-mails (Score:2)
So, my mail server went down for several hours. (Score:2)
Re:So, my mail server went down for several hours. (Score:2)
It wouldn't explain the time difference.
Re:Backdate e-mails (Score:2)
It uses the Timestamp from the MUA of the sender. Don't ask me why. I often get spams from Jan, 1969 and they end up way at the bottom of all my emails. When I get the 2008 ones, they end up at the top. And when someone reinstalls Windows XP I can tell, because they always forget to set their timezone incorrectly.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is, it's not hard to fool some people...
Re:Backdate e-mails (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Backdate e-mails (Score:3, Insightful)
After that.. well, you can kiss your job goodbye..
people have been lazy long before tech (Score:5, Interesting)
God i've thought about it myself a few times......
Strewth! (Score:2)
Anyone happen to know if Steve Irwin's up for he challenge?
Re:Strewth! (Score:2)
Stan: Holy crap, dude!
Outback guy [on TV]: If I get bit out here, I'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital. I better be real careful jamming my thumb in his butthole. [jumps into the water and wrestles the croc] Oh boy he's pissed of now!
Kyle: Go dude go!
Outback guy [on TV]: I'm gonna jam my thumb in his butthole now. This should really piss him off. [he
jams his thumb in] [the croc m
You're in the wrong job. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:You're in the wrong job. (Score:5, Insightful)
But yeah, lies and trickery on the job are not cool, either by the workers or by the executive officers...
Re:You're in the wrong job. (Score:3, Insightful)
The difference is that when I get caught, I get fired. When executive officers get caught, they retire with millions via a severance package.
You're in the wrong company. (Score:2, Insightful)
I suggest people look at how those numbers are computed. Apperances can be deceiving.
As Confucius says.... (Score:2, Insightful)
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Re:You're in the wrong job. (Score:2)
PS: another pet peeve is schedules that dont work on monday/friday, eliminating paid holidays (that every other employee in the office gets) for the most part.
Re:You're in the wrong job. (Score:2, Insightful)
Tip #1 -- Never quit your job until you have one to replace it.
Unless someone can think of a communist country I can move to where being unemployed doesn't mean you starve to death or live on the streets.
Unfortunately, this economic model causes poverty and starvation due to lack of resources. Why work extra or advance
setting back clock does nothing (Score:4, Interesting)
Also this doesn't work if one uses webmail where one would have to reset the server's time.
NOT that I don't resolve to such trickery once in a while. Most of our boses won't read the header of a message, and only the true geek has his e-mail viewer set to e-mail source instead of the nice outlook (evolution for me) display. If your cubicle is in a public place, virtual desktops comes in handy. gaim open on desktop 1, quickly move to desktop2 with source code open when you hear footsteps... or for the windows fans, alt tab to a full screen program where you have "actual work" open...
I would be interested in what other slashdotters do, I'm sure we have some pretty original ideas.
Re:setting back clock does nothing (Score:2)
And if you only do it once in a while, you may well get away with it. Just be aware that it gets pretty easy to spot if someone jumps for the same key combo every time you approach
Counter productive (Score:3, Funny)
High technology? Doubtful. (Score:4, Funny)
Such as actually using the features included in your e-mail client and changing your time settings? Amazing high technology hacker tricks. *rolls eyes*
Obligatory Quote (Score:5, Funny)
Marx predicted this (Score:4, Funny)
It should be pointed out that this high-tech slackery and the widespread phenomenon of downloading music and other media are two aspects of a single process.
What is happening is workers, reduced in today's "service economy" (subservience economy would be a better term) to little more that soulless drones, are rejecting the labor and property regimes imposed upon them by the ruling classes.
Another instance of this historical turn is the acts of so-called "terrorism" taking place more and more often at present.
While these acts are clearly atrocities, and those who perpetrate them must be stopped, it is only a matter of time before the masses wake up to the fact that religious extremism is a mere superstructural stand-in for a more direct oppostion to the capitalist-imperialist system, their true downpressor.
Thus the global proletariat will eventually unite in opposition to the dehumanizing system of oligarchichal imperalist capital that today crushes so many spirits.
Resistance is taking many forms these days. These are times for those who desire true human liberty to be optimistic.
Re:Marx predicted this (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Marx predicted this (Score:2, Interesting)
What does that have to do with 'today'? You make it seem like in the history of mankind, workers have been anything more than soulless drones. Let's have a look back at history:
Ancient Egypt: workers are mindless drones building Pyramids.
Ancient Rome: workers are mindless d
Re:Marx predicted this (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Marx predicted this (Score:2)
Riiiight. Because we can all live the good life without lifting a finger, and everyone but the "ruling classes" hates the very idea of property. I assume you won't mind if I drop by and take your stereo, then?
religious extremism is a mere superstructural stand-in for a more direct oppostion to the capitalist-imperialist system, their true downpressor.
Religious extremism is like any other form of extremism; it isn't
Kids these days... (Score:2, Funny)
Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
That's like friends I have who shorten "thanks" to "thnkx," because it saves them time. They're right! Wow, in 50 years, they might have saved enough time to watch an episode of South Park!
Re:Why? (Score:2)
The difference is that cheating can be engaging and entertaining to your brain, whereas most white-collar jobs these days are mind-numbing and pointless. But hey, society pays better for sitting on your ass in white-collar-land than it does to get out and do some real work, so that's what those who can will do.
Re:Why? (Score:2)
their ignorance is your bliss (Score:5, Insightful)
Tricks (Score:5, Informative)
One I discovered is that you can take a full-sized screenshot and use Windows XP's built-in slideshow screensaver to display that as a locked screensaver. Hide your clock, take a shot of a Word document, and your locked, idle PC looks like you're in the middle of work.
Re:Tricks (Score:2)
Liability. (Score:4, Insightful)
Sure, you could pretty much no matter what with physical access to the machine, but not locking up at night would practically be inviting it.
Re:Liability. (Score:3, Interesting)
No thanks (Score:5, Funny)
Misread that for a moment (Score:5, Funny)
White lies? (Score:2, Insightful)
Another ad on /. (Score:2, Informative)
I suppose you could (Score:5, Funny)
But that's work. A true slacker wouldn't. Nor would a true slacker write a book about it, or read one.
A REAL slacker wouldn't even bother to fini
When you're already there, it's too late! (Score:5, Funny)
Far better to avoid going to work in the first place. If I'm going to slack on company time, I'd rather do it at home, or at the beach, or pretty much anywhere but work, thank you very much. And low-tech solutions are usually the best - the ones where you know some 1337 sysadmin isn't going to be able to dig up evidence against you.
My favourite low-tech solution, like so many good ideas, was invented in desperation. Beautiful sunny day, and I was supposed to go and cook hamburgers in a sweltering kitchen which was in an airport terminal - and the terminal was essentially a massive greenhouse. No way. There's really only one way to guarantee getting out of work when your work involves food, and that's to have food poisoning or diarrhoea. But everyone gets the shits when the sun comes out. No problemo.
I prepared a squeezy bottle, filling it about two-thirds full of water, cleared the route to the toilet, and put the lid down. Then I went back into my room and called in sick.
"Hello, is that Gav? ... Sorry, Gav, I'm not going to make it in... diarrhoea, I think it was the fish I had last night... Gav, I know every other bastard has called in sick already, but I'm - hold on!" With that, I ran, phone in one hand and squeezy bottle in the other, along the hallway, burst into the bathroom, flung the seat up with a clatter, sat down, pointed the squeezy bottle between my legs and down into the pan, squeezed it and groaned like hell. Squeezing and releasing the bottle would result in a wonderful mix between high-pressure-liquid sounds and farting sounds, which echoed around the pan and in turn the bathroom. Acoustically, it was perfect.
Finally, gasping, I said, "Gav, you still there? ...Sorry man... yeah, you're right, I'd better have tomorrow off too."
I had to buy some factor 50 sunblock so I didn't have an awkward tan to explain, but by God it was worth it.
Re:When you're already there, it's too late! (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm sick"
"What's wrong"
"Something is wrong with my eyes"
"What's wrong with your eyes"
"I can't see my ass coming in to work today"
George Costanza's First Law (Score:5, Funny)
I waste my employer's money the old fashioned way (Score:5, Interesting)
Tip for mobiles in the UK (Score:5, Informative)
What?? (Score:2)
This only proves that cafeteria staff was composed of idiots. It doesn't take a genius to tell the difference between a genuine bank note and a computer printout.
Re:What?? (Score:2)
forwarded as a test message (Score:2)
"have the IM message forwarded as a test message (a separate mobile phone technology that works in similar ways to IM on computers), Saltzman suggests."
Funerals! (Score:5, Funny)
Talk about putting the "fun" in funeral.
Re:Funerals! (Score:3, Funny)
As a quote I like says, you have to be inteligent to be able to be lazy!
Gaston Lagaffe (Score:3, Interesting)
Stealth Switch (Score:3, Interesting)
Read the owner's about page to see what he's about. It's a pretty cool idea that jives with the theme of this topic. Of course, this assumes you're at the office and not boating at the lake, but it's a tool for "stressed computer users" *snicker*
No, I'm not affliated in any way, just a happy customer.
Re:Stealth Switch (Score:2)
Too bad the webmaster is a tool too.
Seriously, sounds and flashy stuff on a web page designed to help you goof off? That's really not very noticable....
It's like that demotivation poster says: (Score:2, Funny)
How to appear busy (Score:5, Funny)
But at one point in time we ran into cash flow problems, big surprise right.
So after about a month of not getting paid I decided to take some time off until the paycheck arrived in order to do some side jobs. I did not tell anyone else, I basically just locked up my office, and did not show up for a little more than a month. (Hey I needed to get food on the table, and I was pissed as all hell by that point)
I come back just to check on the server, which was still running ok, and I find out that everyone thought I was extremely busy and running errands or doing something around the office. (Since my office door was locked)
So I get my back pay, pay for the full month, a raise, AND a bonus.
For some reason I could not be bothered to correct their mistake....
Backdating the SMTP server's headers? (Score:2, Interesting)
Also, what of the possibility that an email server will just replace your date header? If this isn't a server configuration option, it should be. I haven't seen a server that does this, but I've seen NNTP servers do it, and some that also add an additional NNTP-Posting-Date header.
Re:Why?!!! (Score:3, Insightful)
The SMTP server accepts email from any time -- you can be from a totally different timezone remember.
Also, did anyone else notice this at the end of the article?:
It took so many people to write that?
Re:Why?!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, that's ridiculous! Imagine it would also accept a fake sender address...
Re:Why?!!! (Score:2)
Re:Why?!!! (Score:2)
Re:Why?!!! (Score:5, Informative)
Why aren't the message times marked by the SMTP server itself?
They are, just look for the Received: header. Some software (Outlook) makes it hard to look at these headers, but they are there.
Even then, why does the SMTP server accept e-mails from the past?
Because of the store-and-forward nature of SMTP. In a typical situation, your mail is first delivered to your local SMTP server and then sent to the remote SMTP server. And some sites have complicated setups with multiple servers even within their own organization forwarding the messages a few times. Since delays and downtime can creep in a few places, there's no good reason to deny "old" messages. Although unlikely dates are usually flagges by anti-spam software as being suspicious.
More generally, SMTP doesn't try to check the authenticity of message headers or content in any way. Which is why you can also "forge" the From-address, etc.
Message from the past (Score:5, Funny)
This message was sent from planetary node Alpha-7 at 15:27 on March 17, 1908.
Re:Message from the past (Score:2)
Re:Message from the past (Score:2)
mac os's earliest time was january 1, 1904 for a long time.
UNIX time is stored as a signed integer.
Re:Message from the past (Score:3, Funny)
Hang on... in 1908, shouldn't _you_ be defending the Earth from the Martian aggressors? Haven't you heard about the recent observations of green flares on the surface of Mars? If I were you, I'd set up some serious defences around Woking, especia
bah bah baah, buba da buba da, bah bah baah (Score:2)
"the chances of anything coming from mars are a miliion to one", he said
Re:Why?!!! (Score:3, Funny)
why does the SMTP server accept e-mails from the past?
Cause it's so much simpler than accepting e-mails from the future.
I hope IT guys know the dangers of changing times (Score:2)
If the goal here is stress relief...messing with the clock may not be the right direction to head in!
Usurper_ii
Re:Why?!!! (Score:3, Insightful)
They are; if you can look at all the headers on a mail message you'll see the arrival times as it hops from server to server. But the recipient normally only sees the "Date:" header, which is set by the mail client, and this is easily hacked, as TFA says.
Some related anecdotes:
I have a friend whose PC clock is about 20 minutes past, it's disconcerting to receive messages from the future, and weird when my reply is 10 minutes ahead of the
Re:These days... (Score:2)
Re:These days... (Score:2)
Re:These days... (Score:2)
Re:The Culture of Lying (Score:2)
Re:The Culture of Lying (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Play games at work (Score:2)
Rogue had this too. It made a fake command prompt open (abeit one that didn't accept any commands).
I've also heard that a certain version of Minesweeper has this, where hitting Escape would make it go down to the taskbar and say Excel instead of Minesweeper.