Britney is #1 Virus Celebrity 275
No France writes "The two ways for an email virus to spread is to use an exploit, or entice the user to click the link/executable. Of course the latter is the easiest, and is the most effective when used in conjunction with a celebrity's name.
Despite the recent Jackson suicide emails, Britney Spears is the one to recently edge out Bill Gates as the top virus celebrity. The top 10 (in descending order): Britney Spears, Bill Gates, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Osama Bin Laden, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Anna Kournikova, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson."
CowboyNeal! (Score:2, Funny)
A little ironic... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A little ironic... (Score:2)
And congratulations, you are the second person ever on slashdot to use the term "ironic" correctly.
Re:A little ironic... (Score:2)
Re:A little ironic... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A little ironic... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A little ironic... (Score:4, Funny)
She is a fake musician/singer, that is probably true.
The irony there is that the song wasn't ironic (Score:3, Funny)
As far as what it is with Brittney, repeat after me: "Lowest Common Denominator." "White Trash Sch
BG p0rn (Score:2)
That, and the fact that "Click here for Bill Gates p0rn" doesn't get quite the response the virus writers want.
Re:A little ironic... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A little ironic... (Score:2)
Re:A little ironic... (Score:3, Funny)
Link, please? (Score:5, Funny)
Please post a link where we can read these emails.
Re:Link, please? (Score:2)
Re:Lemme Guess (Score:2)
Can't he? So even if you got a really great president (I'm not saying Clinton was, before people start flaming) he can never be reelected?
That's kinda sad...
Re:Lemme Guess (Score:3, Insightful)
FDR broke it by serving part of a thrid term before his death, and there were a lot of people who wanted to get a third term out of Reagan... but traditionally, it's not an option.
Even if we've got a "
Re:Lemme Guess (Score:3, Informative)
Amendment XXII
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this art
Re:Lemme Guess (Score:2)
Re:Just correcting a few minor errors... (Score:2)
So, since LBJ became prez in Nov. 1963, he was eligible to run in 1968, but chose not to.
Gerald Ford, had he been elected in 1976, would not have been eligible to run in 1980, since he became prez in August, 1974.
I always thought it was ironic that Republicans pushed through the 22nd amaendment is response to FDR, but then were upset Reagan couldn't run for a third te
Re:Just correcting a few minor errors... (Score:2)
In spite of the fact that I believe we would have been much better off with a third term of Reagan, senility and all, than the single term of Bush the Elder we ended up with, I maintain that the limit was (and is) a darn good idea.
I think most Americans, regardless of their political views, would agree that it is a Good Thing that neither Bill Clinton nor Bush the Younger can run for the office again in 2008.
sad (Score:2, Insightful)
Easy (Score:2)
It's easy. Most people aren't paranoid skeptical cynics that have to de-worm and cleanse these machines after they have become infected like we are. Most are more along the lines of "OMG this is so COOL!" or "OMG Free Pr0N!".
You obviously have no stupid friends. (Score:2)
Me? I have a lot of stupid friends.
Re:sad (Score:2)
We're all driven by our compulsions...learn to compulse less and you'll be a lot happier.
Re:sad (Score:2, Insightful)
I bet you 100$ that I can go out on a sunny day, offer people a deal where they have to pay for air (or something similar), and they fork over the dough after a while of creative talking.
As long as people think that there must be at least a few mails that deliver what they promise, they'll keep on clickin'.
Re:sad (Score:4, Funny)
erm...
Re:sad (Score:2, Insightful)
You've obviously not worked with non-computer-types before. I use the word computer-types because computer-savvy does not accurately describe the phenomenon, an Individual who:
Yet
Re:sad (Score:2)
My guess is that if and when malware starts showing up for the Mac, the computer-types are going screw up OSX just as easily as they screw up Windows. Telling them to buy Macs is not a solution, just a temporary fix.
Now and then they're actually sneaky. (Score:2, Interesting)
I hope you didn't open that last attachment I sent you. Turns out it was actually infected with a virus. I've attached a cleanup tool that ought to remove the virus for you. I'm
Re:sad (Score:2)
Re:Haha (Score:2)
No big surprise (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:No big surprise (Score:2, Funny)
Jeez, what kind of geek are you? Porn is porn!
Re:No big surprise (Score:2)
You tease - when all I get is "Forbidden", of course I want to see more.
Re:No big surprise (Score:2)
Re:No big surprise (Score:2)
I don't think Bill Gates would like it much either. :)
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More intelligent software or users? (Score:4, Insightful)
THIS IS WHAT YOUR IT DEPARTMENT HAS TO DEAL WITH!
Millions of man hours and hundreds of millions of dollars go down the tubes to user ignorance. As these costs spiral, the IT sector diminishes. At some point, we will have to stop the patchwork of protecting the users from themselves and engage in the proactive education from these people so they don't hurt themselves and cost their companies, ISPs, and our economy in lost man hours and dollars. How to do this merits exploration, as for every new procedure we establish to protect the user, the user seems to find a way to break it somehow.
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:5, Insightful)
You're talking about educating human nature out of people. Good luck with that.
The lesson of stories like this one are not that we need to somehow engineer smarter users -- it's that modern information systems are not designed around users to begin with. They're designed around lists of features and ship-by dates.
A system should behave in a way that one would expect it to. Certain operations -- deleting things, say -- are obviously risky, and I've never met any user who didn't get that. But who would expect opening an e-mail to be a risky proposition? The fact that it undeniably is (in some environments) doesn't mean that people are stupid for not knowing which e-mails to leave closed, it means that e-mail is broken for many millions of users. The fact that e-mail as a medium can be exploited like that is a weakness of the medium, not the user.
You can lament human nature all you want, but it is what it is. A well-designed system should be able to deal with that. Having to train users to do alien things should be taken as a sign that your system may not be so well-designed, not as a sign that we need to get cracking on Human Being 2.0.
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:2)
The difference between a bike or car and a computer is that serious injury will not result if you screw up a computer. Squeeze the wrong brake and you will flip over your handle bars and land on your face. Press the wrong key on your computer and you might suffer some financial setback but likely no physical harm (unless your sys admin beats you
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:2)
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:3, Interesting)
"You're talking about educating human nature out of people."
- If this was the implication derived, I spoke too strongly. I am not implying an absolute solution here, but I am implying we spend far more effort making bullet-proof software then slowing the sale of as many of the armor-piercing bullets as possible.
"The lesson of stories like this one are not that we need to somehow engineer smarte
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:5, Insightful)
Good points... a few thoughts:
Nope. No, they're not. They're palliatives to problems that we have inflicted upon users, not systems designed with users in mind. How many users understand what "malware" is -- even those that run Spybot? Is a malware remover something that a user would choose to run, if they weren't forced to by imminent threat from exploitation of broken systems by malicious parties?
(None of which is to belittle the heroic work that people have done on products like Spybot to help patch these holes. It's hugely important. But can we depend forever on heroes?)
See, this is the problem. The average user does not see their computer as a general purpose Turing device -- they see it through the prism of whatever application they happen to be using at that moment. If they're reading e-mail, the computer is an e-mail terminal. If they're browsing the Web, it's a Web terminal. If they're in Word, it's a word processor.
You and I know that the computer is a general purpose machine, infinitely reprogrammable, but the average person does not think that way. They approach the computer through a series of metaphors ("desktop", "mail", "pages"), and the vast majority expect it to follow those metaphors as closely as possible. When it doesn't -- when the abstractions start leaking [joelonsoftware.com] -- it creates opportunites for malicious parties to exploit the user's resulting confusion.
Which is exactly what has happened with e-mail -- in certain cases it can behave in a very un-mail-like way. This behavior is being exploited to confuse users into doing the wrong thing. You can try to educate people into not doing the wrong thing, but as long as the underlying metaphor is "mail" it will be very hard to make significant progress.
Don't look at it as placing blame (my apologies, I didn't mean to come across as blaming you for the problem) -- look at it as opportunity. Apple's recent success in taming UNIX, and Firefox's success in taming Mozilla, should be a lesson to developers everywhere that you can really make it big by reducing complexity, locking down unnecessary options, and streamlining the user experience.
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:2)
The average user not seeing the computer as a general machine is a problem that should have never happened. There are plenty of users that run more than one type of application. How, then, does one reach the prismatic perception you describe of the end user? Plenty of non-technical end-users do not suffer from this predeliction. If a game, word pro
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually, I'd argue that email works in a very mail like way, even when it's being used against the recipient.
Say someone sends you a letter. You open it, read t
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:2)
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:2)
Good idea. Now enforce _that_ in the American workplace.
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Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:More intelligent software or users? (Score:3, Interesting)
Don't try to educate the users, for that is futile and will fail.
Instead, all the users to educate themselves, by presenting them with the bill for the costs of thier stupidity.
They will learn very quickly...
Re:Stop blaming the users (Score:2)
Similarly, the person who clicks on random email links knows how to use email, just not how to use it safely and effectively. They got their email just fine, they read it just fine, they obviously know
Idol worship (Score:2)
As long as people buy these gimmicks, we will continue to see issues like this.
Not just that (Score:2)
Think about phising attacks: all you need is a relatively uninformed victim and you have access to their bank account. Celebrity emails just target a different segment of potential victims. The real question to ask is, to what
Re:Not just that (Score:2)
Second, the comparison doesn't stand. Guns are meant to kill. Computers are not made with the purpose of being infected by viruses. Those who kill themselves, even out of stupidity, are using the main functionality of a gun.
Impression of random internet user (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Impression of random internet user (Score:2)
I continue to say how unsofisticated this virus are... well, current virus writers changed Software Engineering for People Engineering. Anyone remember one of the awesome and pretty high technical virus by Dark Avenger? or any of the old
Re:Impression of random internet user (Score:2)
It also sounds like Windows extracts the actual icon from the
Biggest, most effective spam celebrity of them all (Score:5, Insightful)
Virus Drills (Score:5, Interesting)
Pretty soon, they'll be too paranoid to open any attachment.
Re:Virus Drills (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Virus Drills (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Virus Drills (Score:2)
Re:Virus Drills (Score:2)
so does their IQ [slashdot.org]
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Which, depending on the exact wording of their contract, may well be unenforcable.
Re:Virus Drills (Score:2)
Creative, but wrong. (Score:3, Insightful)
I applaud your creativity, but that's bad training.
Re:Creative, but wrong. (Score:2)
This works extremely well (kept a couple of places I was at virus free for years without any other effort) but lately viruses have started hiding themselves in zip files.
Since things like Norton and McAfee are often behind the curve with their virus definitions there's still a sm
Re:Virus Drills (Score:2)
Re:Or better yet ... (Score:2)
big difference.
Re:Virus Drills (Score:2)
The sales people and other b-school types who open unknown attachments, regardless of the subject line of the e-mail, are
I don't care if they don't understand the technological issues, or if they don't care about them, or regard the sysadmins as greasy long-haired hippie geeks who speak incomprehensible blather. It doesn't matter. Condition them appropriately, and they'll learn. It's the only way.
Re:Virus Drills (Score:2)
not so innocent . exe (Score:3, Informative)
http://halley.cc/ed/linux/newcomer/filename.html [halley.cc] includes a simple graphic to accompany the text.
Isn't this obvious? (Score:5, Funny)
No Surpirise Here (Score:3, Insightful)
Proving once again that the number one security problem is not Windows, or flaws in Windows -- it is user stupidity.
Re:No Surpirise Here (Score:2)
Re:No Surpirise Here (Score:2)
Then again, if there was a simple "open xyz" program that could be exec'd, then implementing double-click would be trivial, and thus the programmer may avoid the complexity of turning on the executable bit. Such a program is missing from
Say what? (Score:3, Funny)
I find it rather disturbing... (Score:3, Funny)
What gamut of innate garbage must my brain contain beyond that...
I'm disgusted by the cesspool that is my mind and, for once, very conscious of the torrents of crap being sluised into it every moment.
And here I am reading slashdot.
At the CIA (Score:3, Funny)
Chief: "We got him this time. Open it asap"
Agent: "I don't understand, all it did was change my home page to xxxarabia.com"
Chief: "Damn you Bin Laden!"
Britney also #1 music virus (Score:2)
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone comment on the fact that Britney is also one of the top music viruses! Hasn't anyone noticed that CD's are being sold with her picture on it claiming to have music on it?
Surprising... (Score:2)
Why do people click attachments in emails from OBL (Score:2)
Gates and Bin Laden (Score:2)
Re:Oh great (Score:2, Funny)
Why this obsession with Britney (or other celebs) - if she was just someone you knew and you saw here naked you'd look away.
Re:Oh great (Score:2)
a) Shot that movie
b) Showed her tits in The Simple Life
c) had no panties
If you included a link to a virus right after those lines, you would have had me. Pavlov's dogs and bells were nothing compared to guys and links to naked celebrities.
Re:Oh great (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Toxic (Score:3, Informative)
You come in at number 2. Well done.
Re:Toxic (Score:2)
"Britney" was a popular-ish baby name for girls in the late 80s and early 90s, but unless you are either in your late teens - early 20s, or have a child at that age, you are probably a lot more used to seeing the spelling of the location, rather than the name.
To make matters worse, that's also about the time that fucked-up alternate spellings of names started to become popular, so among all the "Meggan but spelled wi
Re:Toxic (Score:2)
Oh wait...
Re:(shocked) (Score:2, Informative)
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=152796&cid
How In God's Name Did It Get Modded REDUNDANT.
'nuff said.
Re:(shocked) (Score:2)
Re:The top 10 (in descending order): (Score:2)
DON'T look at ebay auction 6536902252 (Score:2)
And especially don't read the "Questions from other members"
Re:Seriously... (Score:2)
Re:I'm actually surprised (Score:2)
Sex has been selling since 10,000 years ago. D'oh.
I don't think it does... (Score:2)
It doesn't. That why the easy lure for easy prey, notice how most virii files also have the word "free" in them or that its free as implied because its in their inbox!
Re:You almost have to love virus writers... (Score:4, Interesting)