PC Setup for Small House with Child? 199
nzgeek asks: "I've been managing with a pokey Windows notebook for a couple of years now, and am desperate to get a decent PC for development and gaming. Problem is, our house is tiny and we have a 1-year-old entropy generator running amok. What's the best recommendation for getting a full-power desktop PC installed in our house? My ideal setup would be a mini-tower case hidden in a cupboard, with a remote LCD monitor, mouse, keyboard, and headphones. The keyboard and mouse can be done via bluetooth, and there is no problem with cable length for headphones. The major stumbling block is VGA connection for the monitor. Any suggestions on how to overcome this problem?"
Simple Solution (Score:3, Insightful)
One year-olds are vertically-challenged. Put the computer on a high shelf.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:5, Funny)
It's always a good idea to give the heavy items in your house with dangling cords more potential energy by placing them higher.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:4, Informative)
Frankly, with four working computers in this house (not counting the firewall), the only problem caused by children is their tendency to mimic mommy and daddy and try to type something or click the mouse, problems you're going to have no matter what you do with the VGA cable. As a father I really think this is a non-issue.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:5, Funny)
One year-olds are vertically-challenged.
Yeah, well so are most geeks. I wish I had a dollar everytime I heard some chick say "Well, you're smart and all and kinda cute but I just can't see dating someone who's shorter than me. I hope you don't think I'm being shallow. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone wonderful out there! Someone who can appreciate all the wonderful qualities you have! No, not me. But someone! Sure! It will happen to you! You're such a great guy! A little short, sure, but you're a great guy! Just don't get discouraged. No, I won't reconsider. Look, there's no need to cry. There are tons of girls out there who would love to date a short, smart guy. What? Well, no, you can't expect me to name them off the top of my head like that. Huh? Well, I don't know! Look, don't get angry. I'm trying to boast your morale and this is how you act? Christ, no wonder you can't get a girlfriend. Your height is only the start of your problems. What are you blubbering about? Well, you shouldn't have freaked out like that. Okay, fine, apology accepted. I'm sure it must be tough for someone as short as you to find a girlfriend. No, I don't want to know how long it's been since you've head sex. There are lots of cute, short girls out there who would love to date someone their size! What? Are you sure? Why would some 5'2" girl want to date someone 6'? No, I haven't looked through the personal ads. Well, I'm sure those aren't typical of most women. Look, I've got to go. I just remembered I have to wash my hair. Maybe you should invest in some platform shoes..."
GMD
Re:Simple Solution (Score:2)
Your post has given me hope
Re:Simple Solution (Score:2)
You sir, have earned a follower to your cult.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:3, Interesting)
I've tried this technique. For a couple of years I did get more "chicks" than ever. They were all stupid materialistic sluts (then again, at the time so was I). Don't get me wrong - it was a great experience and a lot of fun for a while. It was a good experience to have, and a great 'confidence' builder.
But it wears out.
After I stopped being an A-hole I managed to date some quality, challenging women who were my equals. Much less action but much more interesting.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:5, Informative)
As a side note, go with the CRT tube. It takes a hell of a beating and the little one will be unlikely to move the mass of a 21" monitor.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:2)
FFS, NO! (Score:4, Informative)
seriously, the way to do it is this:
* a shuttle small form factor PC. put unit in cupboard.
* an LCD vesa-mounted to the wall with cables cable tied out of the way
* a cheap wireless kb/mouse (forget bluetooth, it's overkill)
* nothing else.
this is the answer. any other suggestions are just plain wrong.
Kids aren't stupid and they learn damn fast... (Score:4, Funny)
Don't ever assume that because they can't reach it from the ground that they can't reach it at all. Kids aren't stupid and they learn damn fast.
Re: Simple Solution, which won't last (Score:3, Interesting)
Only thing I can think of that might work is something along the lines of a floor-level locked cabinet containing the PC, the keys to which are in your pocket.
wireless monitor (Score:2)
Re:wireless monitor (Score:3, Interesting)
Check out the Client-Pro All-In-One [buympc.com] by MPC. I don't have one, but all the reviews I have read have been very positive. The whole PC is in the LCD, and it has wireless connectivity for network, keyboard and mouse. Ultra portable too.
It is basically laptop hardware in an LCD. You pay a little extra, but it has the smallest footprint you can find.
Re:wireless monitor (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:wireless monitor (Score:2)
Re:wireless monitor (Score:2)
Smart Display (Score:2)
It works over a wireless network using remote desktop. The downside is that it performs very slowly for things like 3d and movies, limited by network bandwidth. They're expensive too. 2d performance is supposed to be good, but I haven't tried it.
Better yet (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Better yet (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Better yet (Score:4, Interesting)
It was quite a trip to see my then 3-year-old boy walk over to my computer, close my applications by clicking the close buttons(s), and then clicking on the icons to start his own games.
Even more fun: watching him arrange those magnet-letters on the 'fridge to 'QWERTYUIOP' etc.
Re:Better yet ^2 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Better yet (Score:3, Interesting)
Only problem is, he likes it so much we can't use the computer without him thinking it's his turn.
Oh, and he can reach the keyboard and mouse from standing on the floor, so lock your terminal whenever you leave it unattended.
Re:Better yet (Score:3, Funny)
Some creative marketing team could even make a box and think of a name and cook up an instruction manual.
I smell a software patent!
Re:Better yet (Score:2)
Having said that, the issue really has more to do with lack of space, than stopping him from messing with stuff.
Re:Better yet (Score:2)
I also found providing an alternative is good. I had some old Pentiums ( < 200 Mhz) laying around. I slapped win 98 on them and they can do what they want with those.
Re:Better yet (Score:2)
The 0.916 year old could get at my computer if she really tried, but we manage to keep her paws off with gentle coaxing and mis-direction. That and the cables are invisible, being loomed and ty-wrapped. The bundles are held to the desk with hardware.
The 4 year old has "his own" computer - an IBM PS2 with a drawing program, and a couple of simple games.
Re:Better yet (Score:3, Informative)
Bzzzt. Wrong. but thank you for playing. The problem with this is that then you can get into a "power struggle" with the kids. Below a certain age, they just do not understand, as their brains are not developed enough to have any sort of self-control. Above 1 year you might be able to teach them, but they start crawling around 6 months, so that is 6 months of problems. Also, the less that you tell your kids "no", the fewer problems that you will have
Re:Better yet (Score:2)
Back when I had the desktop case (Celeron 466), one time the floppy drive failed. After I replaced it, I tore it apart for the heck of it, and found a penny lodged in the drive. Another time I found a bunch of stickers wedged inside the kids computer (this was afer I built the new one). Locking covers for drives are a VERY good idea.
I also feel that teaching your kids to respect your stuff IS a good idea. My point is just that it is no
Re:Better yet (Score:3, Insightful)
How many 1-year olds do you know?
Quick recommendation (Score:5, Insightful)
As long as you're starting with something new... (Score:2, Insightful)
can stop spending half your time keeping the system healthy
and running tired software from the '90s.
Sure you'll have to learn new things... but itn't that better than spending
time de-lousing another tired Windows box every week?
Your only regret will be that you hadn't done it sooner.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. (Score:2)
Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. (Score:3, Insightful)
Question: How can I refrain my child from messing with my computer ?
Answer: Buy a mac, and you won't have to deal with 10 years old software. You'll have to relearn a new things blah blah you'll ask yourself why you didn't do it sooner...
The question is not i'm bored with my current OS, what could I try next ? It's how can I physically lock a computer to be sure the 1 year old kid won't hurt himself with it, or h
Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. (Score:2)
Somewhat eaier to keep away from the kid.
Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. (Score:2)
Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. (Score:2, Funny)
None of the hassles of computing, and his body will thank him for it. And don't forget, exercise promotes mental well-being too.
I like recumbent exersise bikes more than iMacs, so my suggestion is better.
Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. (Score:2)
and with the extra money spent (Score:2)
Build a PC Desk (Score:2)
And if you really want to be secure, you can find a way to mount the keyboard and monitor so they can't move.
Re:Build a PC Desk (Score:2)
Re:Build a PC Desk (Score:2)
Not sure about hardware, but I know the software. (Score:2)
Re:Not sure about hardware, but I know the softwar (Score:3, Interesting)
I had my computer, and she had hers.
We also kept the computers in another room and closed the door - by the time she could open the door herself she knew that she had been taught to leave the computers alone, unless we were there and had one of her games set up.
old-fasioned (Score:3, Insightful)
Or, you can just let him fuck over your whole life for 18 years, and his for his entire lifetime, which may well be unusually short if someone else puts an end to his nonsense later on.
Re:old-fasioned (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:old-fasioned (Score:2, Insightful)
"it's not abuse when" (Score:2)
Re:old-fasioned (Score:4, Funny)
One says: 'My son gots in trouble yesterday at school. He hit another kid.'
The other: 'Dats terrible. Wadya do?'
First one: 'I tolds him hitting is bad. It's wrong. Never ever hit anyone. Den I slapped him upside da head so hard he spun aroun'. I learned him to NEVER hit anyone'.
Re:old-fasioned (Score:3, Insightful)
The key is consistency. You tell them what will happen if they keep doing what they're doing, and then you actually do it. Time out or taking toys away is just as effective as spanking as long as you're consistent, and don't carry the negative side effects, such as: it's easier to dislocate childrens joints, which you might want to think about next time you pick your nephew up by one arm; sharp jarring, especially from being hit or slapped
Wrong! (Score:3, Interesting)
I love my parents. I'm glad they punished me physically when I needed it.
Re:Wrong! (Score:4, Funny)
Oedipal complex with a spanking fetish?
Re:old-fasioned (Score:2, Insightful)
Height, and Distraction (Score:4, Funny)
All bets are off once they master climbing, though. That's where distraction comes in. Sacrifice that laptop to the gods by installing programs like flabbergasted [kidsdomain.com]. Give the tyke her own computer, so she'll be less interested in yours.
Caution: kids learn computers quickly with this method. My 7yo boy tried to social-engineer my Linux password the other day.
Re:Height, and Distraction (Score:2)
I may know precisely jack about little children (other than once being one), but I do know that laptop LCD screens are rather vulnerable.
Re:Height, and Distraction (Score:3, Informative)
All bets are off once they master climbing
For the love of... Please get to them before they master this on their own. Teach them, and let them know it's not allowed. Or make sure you don't have any sets of kitchen drawers where the drawers are all on top of the other. (As a 2 1/2 year old I learned that you could pull the bottom drawer out all the way, and each higher drawer a little less to make stairs. I still have the burn scars from getting onto the kitchen counter...)
Drill, drill, drill (Score:2)
Re:Drill, drill, drill (Score:2)
However, it should be noted that a recommendation like this does make sense when trying to secure the child to the floor or a nearby railing.
Re:Drill, drill, drill (Score:2)
I almost forgot to ask, what kind of "standard clamps" do you recommend for securing the rug rat?
Newegg (Score:2)
http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProductDesc.asp?d
Something small to put on the desk (Score:2)
SVGA extension cords (Score:2)
Go digital (Score:2)
Set Screen Saver Password (Score:2)
Re:Set Screen Saver Password (Score:2)
Get your child involved (Score:5, Insightful)
Children are looking up to you as their role model. Just like putting on daddy's shoes to tromp around the kitchen, they want to do things their parents do. The sooner they understand what they are and aren't allowed to do on your computer, the sooner you will have respectable uptime on your home web server.
The last thing I want is for my children to follow me into the computer industry. But they each have a solid understanding of how a computer is used as a tool. They also have a healthy respect for electrical dangers.
Take LOTS of pictures when they are young!
My $0.02 worth (Score:2)
A toddler cannot reach the knob, thus making it a quite effective defense. Even if they can somehow reach the knob, their small hands will likely not have the dexterity to manipulate the knob.
Once they get to about age 2 or 3, its probably time to let them use the computer. If you want to use the computer in private, lock the door.
You need to think furniture, not computer. (Score:2, Insightful)
Everything - keyboard, mouse, monitor, and all the wires can be kept safely behind closed doors when not in use.
PC Setup for Small House with Child (Score:5, Funny)
1) make sure both parents work on alternate days. that way the youngster won't form any stereotypes.
2) if you have african-american friends, be sure not to ever refer to their skin color
3) when holidays come around, be sure to say "festive seasonal greetings" rather than "Merry Christmas" or any other specific religious holiday.
4) if you have any gay or lesbian friends, be sure to invite them over to play with the child so he or she doesn't make assumptions about gender
5) Remember, evolution is a THEORY, not FACT. See if you can come up with some of your own theories of life and teach them to your child so that he gets a well-rounded view. My favorite: life was created by a giant walrus.
6) make sure to watch network news every night, so that both sides of every issue are explored, even those where one side is universally accepted by most intelligent people
Oh wait.. did you mean a different PC?
I have kittens (Score:2)
I have one of those assemble-yourself wooden utility shelves that I keep my computers and routers and stuff on. On the bottom shelf is my mail server and UPS. I went to the hardware store, bought some of that board with the holes in it (I can never remember what it's called) measured it, and enclosed the bottom of the shelf. I put a hinge on the front part and a little latch.
I've got almost no handyman skills at all, but this was easy, and the computer still gets enough airflow
Start 'em young (Score:2, Insightful)
Drill a hole in the cupboard? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re: (Score:2)
Laptop (Score:2, Insightful)
Install /usr/bin/discipline (Score:2)
When they do something bad, do what my parents did - discipline/beat the shit out of them (I grew up in a Military household). Also, don't try to "reason" with a 4 year old (or even a 7 year old). A good old fashioned beating is the only thing that will help a young child know the difference between right and wrong. Until they develop the skill of "reason" they need to be taught right and wrong by spanking/harsh negative reinforcement. You'll get the added
Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline (Score:2)
Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline (Score:2)
Now if you'd be so kind as to tell my girlfriend, our 3 dogs and the cat - I think I could live out that dream.
VGA Cable lengths (Score:2)
As far as I know, VGA can go about 25ft. Although there will be signal degradation since it's analog. I'm not sure about DVI.
If you need to go further, or the signal quality is bad enough, many KVM manufactures have Cat5 based solutions for going much much further by doing Analog->Digital->Analog. Probably not cheap, but c
Voice of experience (Score:2)
-Start with "Don't touch". Works for awhile, but by age 2 is pointless.
-Mini-ITX system. small, so it can fit up high or generally out of reach. Just set your screen saver to start quickly (short timeout) and require a password.
-Get one for them. My daugher is getting an old PII400 from me in a week or so. I'll set it up with a couple of her favorite educational games and teach her to use it. She already mouses well, and that's good enough for now.
Wireless? (Score:2)
Wireless monitor maybe, but I think that a wireless mouse would be the first thing that would be picked up and made into a new "Car", "Friend" or (shudder) "Boat". Same for the headphones. A tether to the machine might not be such a bad idea after all.
Sera.
He said *GAMING* (Score:2, Informative)
LiveCD for kids? (Score:3, Interesting)
Don't want it super watered down, but something that doesn't involve too much typing would be good.
Re:He said *GAMING* (Score:2)
Now, she's four, on her second CRT iMac, logging in by typing her name, firing up her own games, watching movies (and learning to read by recognising the file names), calling her mother via iChat's voice chat and browsing the web from a start page we made for her.
It sits in my home office, at a desk righ
laptop? (Score:2)
Our Solution (Score:2)
It's pretty much impossible to get anty work done when he is around, since he takes computer work without his assistance as a personal offense and loudly protests while shaking the barrier. However, the barrier has kept him away from the wires.
To a certain degree it is a lost cause as any barrier is surmountable eventually, but this has worked for us so far.
From a technical
Been there myself (Score:2)
I have my own entropy-generator, 20 months old, and he climbs everything.
I have my two unix boxes and high-power gaming PC in a server cabinet in the garage, with USB and DVI cables stretching to the study. Peripherasls, such as DVD drive, kb, mouse, sound etc. are on the USB hub.
This is by no means child-proof. It creates more widgets on the desk for him to play with.
The Pros however are:
The kid does not lay a working (open) box on its side and gets in, thinking its a bath tub, when t
VGA over Cat5 (Score:2)
SD
Laptop (Score:2)
From Experience (Score:3, Informative)
Oh, and keep power cords off the floor. They don't get shocked easy, but they like to press the switches on the power strips and UPSes.
Effective yet cheap (Score:5, Funny)
These can also be effective on door knobs when wired correctly (keep wifey out!) but should be used on toilet bowl flush handles with much caution unless a man slaughter charge isn't a concern.
Other devices can be useful for keeping pesky children in line whilst teaching them the concept of survival but you should check the laws in your area as some certain methods and devices are frowned upon.
Cheers!
Re:Effective yet cheap (Score:2)
As with the rest of your.. (Score:2)
Teach the child a) not to, and b) how to (when appropriate). You can't 'childproof' the whole house, so you do the parent thing, and teach them.
My various PC's have survived 4 of my own kids.
Thanks for the suggestions... (Score:2)
For more info, the main issue really is more with lack of space rather than the little guy. He's pretty good at playing with his own toys rather than the adult stuff (helps that he has is own (dead) phone and computer mouse!). The main issue is that he keeps switching off the powerpoint that powers the ADSL router in the cupboard (we have switches on all wall sockets here in NZ).
So yeah, spa
I've not had much problems. (Score:2)
Back then, I worried a lot more about the racks of PA gear that I call a stereo. There were way too many interesting button and knob combinations, many of which could easily have led to expensive fireworks or an eviction in a big hurry.
The solution to that issue was just to show her how to use it. She's been operating it since she was 2, without a single
Cage (Score:3, Funny)
Problem solved.
You could always substitute 'cage' for 'room'.
Possible to MPEG compress desktop? (Score:2)
With today's computers, is it possible to MPEG encode an entire 1600 x 1200 video + sound and pipe it wirelessly to a client with a MPEG decoder chip? I've got some strange (as in rosy) figures here.
Here is the supply side of the picture... top of head figures for effective throughput in various wireless standards (including some less-than-standard standards).
5 Mbps == 802.11b (11 Mbps)
10 Mbps == 802.11b+ (22 Mbps)
20 Mbps == 802.11g (54 Mbps)
35 Mbps == 8
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
You said:
Yes, it's completely unscientific, but a 1-year old child does a great job of increasing the disorder in any given system...
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
you just defined small child perfect.
(speaking as a parent of a now 5 year old)
Re:Easy AND profitable (Score:2)