CA's Ex-CEO Indicted on Fraud 307
An anonymous reader writes "CNN is carrying a story about how Sanjay Kumar, ex-CEO of Computer Associates, was indicted on fraud charges. Prosecutors said the long-running accounting fraud scheme featured what came to be known by Computer Associates employees as a "35-day month" because company books were routinely kept open until revenues exceeded projected goals. "The defendants cooked the books by simply keeping them open beyond the end of a fiscal quarter for however long it took to meet the analysts earning estimates," said Deputy Attorney General James Comey. Comey said by the time the "house of cards" collapsed, about $2.2 Billion in revenue was booked prematurely. Good thing CA settled it's case with the DOJ."
Open Letter (Score:4, Funny)
September 23, 2004
Dear Mr. Kumar,
I'm interested in new some accountants who will would be real "stand up guys" for the company and hear you're looking for work. Please call me at 801-932-5800.
Darl McBride
de-Uglied version of this story: here [slashdot.org]
Re:Open Letter (Score:2)
A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense?
You seem to think that the IT industry has some eerie ethics that govern all. That is not the case. The IT industry is just another industry with shares, stockholders, filings, profits and losses. Money is what counts. The size of the profits and payouts of high ranking executives are just numbers on a scoresheet those people play like a game. Trouble is, real people get hurt and those assholes get a slap on the wrist at the white-collar country club jail for a while.
If you or I were to walk into a bank with a note that said "I have a gun." and walked away with a few $K, once caught we'd be in jail longer than the white collar criminals that steal tens or hundreds of millions of dollars.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Insightful)
If you want a dollar figure, look at life insurance payouts and the CEOs still come out as the bigger criminals.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Insightful)
Actually the IT industry is different in that it has probably least amount of regulation of any large industry. Your typical pen or lighter has more regulations that apply to it then your code. The product is not regulated, the people who design or produce the product do not have to be licensed or even degreed. The people who implement don't need to be bonded or insured in any way.
All
Re:malpractice (Score:2)
If you buy a TV and find that it occasionally spontaneously switches channels or powers itself off, you'd take it back to the store real quick. Same thing with a VCR that randomly ejects a tape part way through recording something. Why have companies like Microsoft been able to get away with taking ou
In the Early days... (Score:2)
Not that we can get rid of those suits. The whole things too big now, you can't shake 'em off. They're the rulling class, and they always get their cut, of everything.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Insightful)
"Steal a hundred dollars and you're a crook, steal a hundred thousand and you're a banker."
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:5, Funny)
I'm in Canada. If I were to walk into a bank with a note that said "I have a gun" the teller would tell me to "fuck off" then proceed to throw rolls of pennies at my head.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Funny)
Wait a minute (Score:2)
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Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Insightful)
I say bring back cruel and unusual punishment.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
The problem is that everyone that owns stock thinks they're rich.
The only way a CEO today can convince shareholders of that is to cook the books.
This idea that companies are big bags of money is a bunch of BS. Yeah, maybe Microsoft is, but overall, owning a bit of a corporation today doesn't mean jack unless you have mi
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:4, Interesting)
I don't think their complaints would have any real effect.
The trouble as I see it is that a few of the largest shareholders control the board. Are they going to listen or even care? I don't think they have to. They'll just go on paying themselves large salaries.
Maybe things would change if board members could only pay themselves through dividends.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
Business is love of money which is the root of all evil. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins. It is harder for a rich man to get into heaven then for a camel to go through the eye of a needle and all that.
Trying to reconsile the difference between traditional christian morality (which is the foundation of most people's ethics) and capitalism is enough to cause enough co
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Insightful)
Which country?
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
I worked for this one gentlemen at one point and time and he was in many capacities one of the best businessmen I have known to date. He worked hard, treated his employees relatively well, and was a pretty nice guy. However I will never forget one meeting when he started nearly preaching before he caught himself. He smiled and apologized but said that he was in seminary school for
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
The truth is that ethics is a not a "subject", it's a simple contrac
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:4, Informative)
Those days never existed, as long as businesses are run by people, there will be greed driven corruption. There was widespread corruption in the tea industry during the 17th & 18th century (corporations had actually become powerful to the point where they had their own army), railroads (robber barons) in the 19th century, banking (savings & loans) in the 20th century, just to name a few.
Corporations also have no responsibilities to the consumer, they are responsible to their stockholders. The industry has matured, it's more in control of the business types looking to use technology for profit, than the passionate hackers.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
That may be true in theory, but consumers get much more out of corporations than shareholders like jobs and actual goods and services.
CEO's cook the books to fool the shareholders, not consumers, into thinking they're getting a good deal.
Fact is, it's a huge scam. Shar
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
That's why it's called investing and not "making free money." Dividends are great, but most people invest more for the capital gain (increase in share price). It's not a scam, it's purchasing something that you believe will become more valuable in the future.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:4, Informative)
Hoping that some greater fool will come along and buy your stock at a higher price is not investing, it's speculation.
Sure, if you legitimately believe someone will come along later and buy your stock at a greater price than you paid, then okay. But remember the purchaser has the same idea as you. At some point there are no greater fools left. Who is going to buy the stock at an even greater price? Someone is left holding the bag.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:5, Insightful)
Making the share price go up only requires BELIEF that the stock is worth more... paying more dividends requires actual profits... I think that was the point.
Nobody is arguing that it's not an investment.. it is.. but the inherent value of that investment is, or should be, based on what the company can actually produce.. in reality, it's now based largely on hype.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Interesting)
What we have now isn't investing, its gambling. You bet on what company you think will beat a made up number
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:5, Interesting)
CORPORATION, n.
An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:3, Informative)
But there are those of us who own IT businesses, who steadfastly refuse to live by the rules the stock market demands. I will gladly trade high profit for product quality, employee satisfaction, and customer support. But Wall Street would have none of that.
Re:A Call For Responsibility (Score:2)
There have been many "questionable" things done in accounting by lots of companies, and the bigger the company the bigger and mor frequent these things happen.
example, 3 years ago everyone in the company (at that time) was told to take 2 weeks of vacation at the end of the year. that's ok if you already used your vacation, we'll "loan" you your vacation time from next year.
it was fishy, and came to light was only to make the books look reall
I smell a hit! (Score:5, Funny)
Where's my movie deal?
Re:I smell a hit! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And the hit movie script (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I smell a hit! (Score:2, Funny)
Where's my movie deal?
Judge: "Sanjay Kumar? What is that, like five O's, or two U's?"
Re:I smell a hit! (Score:2)
Re:I smell a hit! (Score:2)
"Hey, lets party"
#I'm alright, don't nobody worry 'bout me#
There... (Score:2)
Re:There... (Score:2)
Re:There... (Score:2)
35-day month (Score:5, Funny)
still, what do you expect from accountants? The only industry where the word "creative" is a bad thing.
Re:35-day month (Score:2)
Re:35-day month (Score:3, Funny)
What about surgeons?
"Well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
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this is great (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks, CA!
Collateral damage (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Collateral damage (Score:2, Insightful)
From a customer's point of view, if CA can continue to supply new and updated products, what do they care if CA applied a little financial makeup?
Re:Collateral damage (Score:2)
Cops with CEO's (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Cops with CEO's (Score:2, Interesting)
-- This sig space could be yours --
China and CEO's (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:China and CEO's (Score:5, Funny)
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
Whatever happened to washing them, electing them, and making them do jury duty first?
Re:China and CEO's (Score:3, Informative)
Re:China and CEO's (Score:2)
Yes, I know that. I also have a sense of humor. YOU OUGHT TO FIND ONE, TOO! (That's a joke too, btw.)
Re:China and CEO's (Score:2)
It wouldn't take a lot in the way of laws to enforce said code. Just dictate that if upper management should commit seppku and doesn't, all their assets will be seized by the government and they will never be allowed to own anything ever ag
Re:Japan and CEO's (Score:3, Interesting)
Wrong. The suicide is not appropriate for the imperial family. I can't think of an Emperor ever killing himself... he is a god, he is infallible. If something went wrong, it must have been the fault of a lesser, imperfect person.
Plus, consider that the whole reason Japan kept on fighting a hopeless war for 5 months was to keep going until the USA promised the Emperor's safety. (They would've
Re:China and CEO's (Score:2)
Re:China and CEO's (Score:3, Insightful)
I hope that you are not trying to justify Enron (and other companies like them).
But as to the feds, they are not that corrupt. They already operate under tight laws. The problem is that elected officials are corrupt and then try to force the rest of the government to do their bidding.
Re:China and CEO's (Score:2)
as to the feds, they are not that corrupt
Billions of tax dollars go unaccounted every year. In fact, I believe they just lost $8 billion in Iraq -- the money was sent over for "rebuilding efforts" and magically disappeared. How is this not corrupt?
Re:China and CEO's (Score:3, Insightful)
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Copyright (Score:2)
eTrust Antivirus is still better than others (Score:2, Informative)
This better not have a negative impact
on eTrust Antivirus.
It's a lot more dependable and a lot less bloated than both Norton Antivirus and McAffee.
Re:eTrust Antivirus is still better than others (Score:2)
There's something wrong with that.
Not as greedy as he looks (Score:4, Interesting)
Stupid? Yes.
Stooopid? Probably not.
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:2, Interesting)
(http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/23/busine s s/23comp uter.html) The "deal" was a seperate one between the actual company CA and Judge Glasser. Kumar is just another greeedy bastard who got caught and will, if convicted, likely only spend time in a Federal White-Collar-Hotel Style prison.
Further, from the NY Times article: "In 1998, Mr. Kumar received a stock bonus of $330 million, among the biggest one-time payments ever given
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:5, Interesting)
If I, as an individual, cheat you out of millions of dollars, I'll probably spend 20 years in prison. If I, as the CEO of a Corporation, cheat my shareholders or some other Corporation out of millions of dollars, I'll probably have to resign as CEO, take a 5 million dollar golden parachute, and retire to South Beach. If I'm stupid enough to lie to federal agents during the ensuing investigation, I might do 5 months' time in Club Martha. If I'm a major contributor to the President's political party, I won't even be indicted.
This is the problem, the Corporate Veil is the problem. I have nothing against limited liability; if you incorporate and your company fucks up, there's no reason it should bankrupt you personally for eternity. But when Corporations are given many of the same rights as Persons, they must also be held accountable as Persons would be in similar situations.
We are in dire need of a Corporate Death Penalty. Enron, WorldCom, and others should not be able to simply file for bankruptcy and erupt as phoenixes from their own ashes to repeat their sins.
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:2)
Uhhh, I can't say anything in terms of Enron, but just instituting a "Corporate Death Penalty" for WorldCom is a national security hazard. They are the owner of UUNet, you know, the single largest backbone provider on the internet. They provide more PoP's and more connectivity then any other company in the world.
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:5, Interesting)
1) Taking current bankruptcy proceedings a bit further, once a "CDP" is declared, the corporation must immediately sell all existing assets at market value or as close to market value as possible to complete a fast sale. Supposing "Renron's" corporate HQ building is worth 20 million dollars, a 15 million dollar bid for that building by anyone should be considered reasonable, accepted, and that money should go into a "corporate funeral fund." Same with all of the rest of the company's assets.
2) The corporation must dissolve and may never operate in business again, no matter who's supposedly in charge. Regardless of who purchases the assets, no one who was an executive at the failed company may be allowed to work for any company who acquires any part of the failed corporation. If Lenny Kay was CEO at Renron, and Renron's assets are bought up by Ding-Dong Corporation, Lenny Kay cannot go to work for Ding-Dong Corporation in any capacity.
3) Individual, non-corporate investors in the failed company _must_ be compensated first. This means that Joe Average who bought 500 shares of Renron must be given his fair share of the "funeral fund" long before BigBank or AngelVenture get any of their loan money back. Same goes for all of the retirement funds who, on behalf of Joe Averages, invested in Renron. If BigBank or AngelVenture loses out, boo hoo. Maybe next time around, they'll be a bit more responsible with the blank checkbooks loaning a few billion here and a few billion there.
4) With a corporation given a "CDP," the executives should have to pay back into the process. CEO got a 10 million dollar bonus last year? Fine him 10 million dollars and put it into the "funeral fund." Any inappropriate spoils should be returned to the death fund of the company, to be recompensed to its shareholders, individuals first.
With some tweaks like these, corporations might become responsible again.
Your vote matters.
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:2)
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:2)
What difference does it make? (Score:2)
Not that any of this matters. I've said it before, and I'
Why should I suffer for managements sins? (Score:3, Insightful)
Whoa!!! Hold on there - can you go back and explain again why the government should toss myself and my coworkers onto the street for upper managements ethical/financial sins?
A corporation is more than a virtual person - its made up of thousands of people. Why should they be punished? Its bad enough the comp
Re:Not as greedy as he looks (Score:2)
Enron (Score:2, Insightful)
(A Spectrum Article talked about that one).
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Re:Enron (Score:5, Informative)
Enron "invested" in a power project with some rather underhand dealings and the next government to take power put the project on hold.
So Enron just couldn't get the returns they expected (they didn't get any).
This has absolutely nothing to do with their IT division.
Country Club Prison (Score:3, Interesting)
Especialy if any of those who lost their jobs end up homeless.
He will have a roof over his head and three decent meals per day.
I do wonder, though, if the so called country club prisons are just that, or is that an exagguration? I knew of someone who had served in the one in Conneticutt and he said it was no country club.
Re:Country Club Prison (Score:4, Insightful)
Worst comes to worse, you're in prison. At best, you get some free shit.
Seriously though, if you worked for Computer Associates at any time, and wound up homeless as a result of CEO corruption, you are even worse at managing money than I am. I know guys who were broke and been out of the workforce for YEARS who still keep up their rent.
Re:Country Club Prison (Score:2)
Long s
Re:Country Club Prison (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Country Club Prison (Score:2)
I had an ex-girlfriend go to jail for assisted suicide. Did 10 years in 3 different facilities. As she pointed out, in the female's prisons, things were not that bad. No gang rapes; No beatings; At least not for those that kept there nose clean. But, you are told when and what you will do. You are allowed only certain things. You are not in control. Hard thing for say a CEO.
OTH, according to others that I have heard from, the men prisons are at best similar to the above, while some are nothing more than a
Once again... (Score:3, Funny)
If the company wants to file their revenue that way, they have a right to. If consumers don't like the way they file their numbers they can do business with someone who files numbers in a way they want. When Computer Associates finds that no one is deadling with them because of their method of book-keeping, they'll want to change their ways so that they can compete and make money. This is how the freemarket works. The government doesn't need to interfere. This is the same as forcing companies to pay minimum wage: forcing them to file minimum numbers. It's anti-competetive; and, I don't want to frighten people, but it's borderlining on communism even.
Re:Once again... (Score:2)
Re:Once again... (Score:2)
Re:Once again... (Score:5, Insightful)
"When is the last time the SEC or a Certified Public Accountant identified a case of major corporate fraud before the scam was so far gone it sent the company to court and probably bankruptcy?"
When dod the police catch on a planned murder (or other crime) before it is actually comitted? -- very very rarely. So should we disband the police? Or should we consider that even if they are too late to prevent a crime punishing the criminal provides justice and prevention to other criminals.
The answer is to make the SEC better and not to disband it.
"The SEC was established in the 1920s, yet there have been numerous major stock market crashes and other scams at regular intervals since, and just as many high profile corporate bankruptcies. "
Actually if my memory serves me correctly, it was established in the 30's when securities act was passed. It was established in response to the great depression and there has not been another great depression yet. Furthermore, while there are numerous examples of fraud that is not caught by the SEC, we no longer see the obvious fraud that used to happen during the robber baron ages.
"who do not scrutinize firms in the detail they should"
Scrutinizing firms in higher detail will not necessary prevent fraud. The only thing investors can do is check financial statements for inconsistencies, and the financial statements are entirely created by management. So a dishonest manager only needs to lie consistently in order to escape the deepest scrutiny.
So what is the alternative? That investors become spies and actually go to the company's offices and check on things? Well if you believe that, then 99.999% of current stock owners will not be able to invest properly, which means that the market will crash, capital will become 10x more expensive and our economy will disappear. I would rather have the SEC.
"But they are badly mistaken, the protection offered is nothing but a rubber stamp on an audit report."
Actually the protection offered should be much much greater because auditors are personally liable for any losses resulting from their lies (or screw-ups). And auditors usually have a lot of money. The only problem is that the system is so fraught with corruption, that the auditors responsible for the Enron case, and other similar disasters have been largely able to get away. For the Enron case, the DOJ dragged their feet and let Andersen consulting burn all their documents, destroying all evidence.
Again the solution is getting rid of corruption, not doing away with the system alltogether.
Re:Once again... (Score:2)
hummmm. Accenture, anyone?
Accenture; The company formly known as Anderson. Plenty of jobs for all of the original people.
It's Its (Score:4, Informative)
"CA settled it's case with the DOJ."
It should be its, not it's.
Since we had a recent article [slashdot.org] from the CGL [uwaterloo.ca] at the Univeristy of Waterloo [uwaterloo.ca], here's the explanation from one of the faculty [uwaterloo.ca] there.
Yes, I'm pedantic.
The punishment should fit the crime. (Score:2, Funny)
Sure, sure
"Hi, I broke the law!"
"To Unicenter you go!"
"This is bullshit, that one guy got the chair, this isn't fair!"
CA training support anecdote (Score:5, Interesting)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/sclerotic_ring
"Not only were we all informed that the company was in great shape, but we were told that the co-CEOs were "good friends of George W. Bush's, so he's going to get us lots of government contracts." Two days later, CA went through its first serious layoff in years, and the entire training department was laid off a week after that." (There's more on the site)
Re:CA training support anecdote (Score:2)
Convict Chuck Wang too! (Score:4, Informative)
this used to be common (Score:4, Interesting)
Many companies squeeze vendors for discounts and delay purchase until end of month. Of course, purchasing processes and systems are bound to mess up, so the P.O. never really gets through until the 1st to 5th of the next month...
This also was rampant back in the
CA still operates in the old model of sales, whereas most enterprise software vendors are much smarter about this sort of stuff.
disclaimer: just my personal opinions, might be b.s., ymmv
Re:Once again (Score:2, Interesting)
Make of that what you will...
Re:Once again (Score:2)
Except Steve Jobs..
Re:Once again (Score:3, Interesting)
Comey noted that for the first time in a major corporate fraud case, prosecutors decided to defer prosecution against the corporation itself.
Imagine that, now we finally have people being held accountable for their actions instead of letting them hide behind their corporate shields!
Re:Gotta love invention (Score:2)
Re:Possessive article (Score:3, Funny)