419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats? 529
Richardsonke1 writes "Just when you thought 419ers couldn't get any worse, now they are sending death threats, according to a story at The Register. The emails require you to 'produce a mandatory sum of US$40,000.00 {FOURTHY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS} only,into our account given below in nigeria within ninety six hours{96},alternatively you will be SNIPPED and GUNNED down during the period of our oncoming anniversary of fifty years.' All joking of 'snipping' aside, for those people who fall for regular 419 emails, this would terrify many gullible web users."
Stephen King dead today... (Score:5, Funny)
YRO? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:YRO? (Score:5, Funny)
Your right to be online is dependent first on your right to live. When your right to live is revoked, indirectly, your right to be online is too. Q.E.D.
Re:YRO? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:YRO? (Score:5, Interesting)
Maybe we're moving toward the world of H. Beam Piper's Lone Star Planet, where gunning down legislators was declared a legitimate expression of one's right to political speech.
Re:YRO? (Score:4, Insightful)
So would the FBI, looks to me like the 419 gangs have passed way over the line here, if it can be verified.
The situation in Nigeria is that bad as the government is, the alternatives are worse. The religious fruitcakes in the north want to impose Sharia law first then massacre the Christian population or force them to convert. The current government was installed after a series of brutal military dictatorships.
The 419 gangs have murdered quite a few people over the years, but these were mostly people who had become embroiled in their schemes and thought they were helping with illegal money transfers.
Threatening murder is the type of crime that rates calling the ambassador for that country in to account and issuing an ultimatum.
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
You inthenthitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You inthenthitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You inthenthitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Fourthy-thousand dollars seems like a reasonably low sum to pay for the privilege of not being snipped, but, with two kids in college, cash flow is a problem for me now and I just don't have that much money on hand.
I would be willing to send you $12.95/month if you would reduce the threat from snipping and gunning to something less severe. I'm sure I could withstand a few hours in the comfy chair.
If this doesn't seem like a good deal to you, then I know of another way that I could pay you the cash. I assure you that this is completely legal! A long lost relative of mine from Germany left me five million Euros in a Swiss bank account. Perhaps you, with your banking connections could help me get the money out of switzerland.
Please send me 8000 US DOLLARS so that I can submit the necessary applications.
Sincerely,
Icabod Slipp
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Thats what YOU think! (Score:5, Funny)
Might be worth 40k not to have this guy chasing you around with those...
Re:Thats what YOU think! (Score:4, Funny)
what about the real death threats (Score:5, Funny)
Now I have to read even more spam in order to filter out the fake death threats from the real ones!
What happens if I mark a real death threat from my arch-nemesis as spam? I won't be ready to protect myself.
The Scary Thing is... (Score:4, Funny)
1) Send Death Threat Emails
2) Watch Money Roll In
3) Profit!
You dont even need the question marks.
Not Exactly (Score:4, Insightful)
So the list works more like this:
1) Send Death Threat Emails
2) ???
3) Die Die Die
Re:Not Exactly (Score:5, Funny)
"Never try to extort more than it would cost to have you killed."
Not exactly (was Re[2]:Not Exactly) (Score:3, Informative)
It would be self-defense if a guy was sneaking around your bushes with a sniper rifle, not if he'd merely made threats. In order for deadly force to be justifiable as self-defense, there has to be a clear and immediate danger.
If you took out a contract on the person it would be first degree murder. Maybe the judge would see mitigating circumstances and give you life without parole instead of sending you to the electric chair.
Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? (Score:5, Funny)
Now, where did I put that Forthy-Thousand Dollar bill?
Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? (Score:5, Funny)
Peter Vas Deferens, German Chancellor to the Office of External Organs.
"Dear Mr. Ngubu,
I can easily provide a massive tool to assist you in the process of removing your fourthy million dollars. As I have said previously, if you show me yours, I'll show you mine."
Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? (Score:5, Funny)
Blah (Score:4, Funny)
could be a good development (Score:5, Interesting)
What happens.... (Score:5, Interesting)
better yet (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What happens.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What happens.... (Score:5, Insightful)
This is great. This is something the police know how to deal with - death threats. This isn't some dodgy dumb scam now, this is something they can beat someone up over, and they like that.
Re:What happens.... (Score:3, Funny)
As opposed to making death threats against everyone else (and across state/ country lines, no less), which is perfectly legal?
Prague (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:What happens.... (Score:5, Funny)
Now why would the 419ers need a toilet seat?!
Cheap ordnance (Score:3, Interesting)
We have ordnance that cheap?
In fact, we do, or at least we did. There was something called the "lazydog" that was just a fist-sized chunk of iron with fins. They were shoveled out the back of a B-52 from high altitude. Kinetic energy did the rest. I don't know how widely-used or effective they were.
Re:Cheap ordnance (Score:4, Informative)
Kinetic kill devices are nice in that they aren't really dangerous after they hit.
Re:could be a good development (Score:5, Interesting)
If major governments can be convinced these are "terroristic threats" we might actually get some police action against these annoying criminals.
OTOH, with millions of spam-related "terrorist threats", they will dilute the focus of the authorities assigned to investigate the real thing.
This is almost as bad as the dilution in the term "terrorist", which gets applied overly broadly by government officials trying to garner support for ventures and programs that would not otherwise have any such deep and broad support.
It's like omnibus legislation, but in the lexicon.
Maybe this will work: 9/11 - herbal viagara - 9/11 - herbal viagara ....
Have we got an associative image yet that will help me sell herbal viagara, or are you just getting subconsciously anxious about terrorist blowing up your private parts?
Is the bank account real? (Score:4, Interesting)
Of course, that assumes that you're not planning to actually _go_ to Nigeria any time soon. The 419ers do sometimes kidnap and kill suckers who've gone there hunting for their money.
Oh wow, good call. (Score:4, Informative)
According to Blacks (Law dictionary):
A person is guilty of a felony if he threatens to commit any crime of violence with purpose to terrorize another or to cause evacuation of a building, place of assembly, or facility of public transportation, or otherwise to cause serious public inconvenience, or in reckless disregard of the risk of causing such terror or inconvenience. 18 U.S.C.A. 3077; Model Penal Code, 211.3.
Sounds pretty clear cut. And this is one place where Bush's obsession with invading countries could actually work to our advantage.
Re:Oh wow, good call. (Score:5, Informative)
Any person who, knowing the contents thereof, directly or indirectly causes any person to receive any writing threatening to kill any person is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for seven years.
So no we're going to have start calling them 323s.
imagine the mispronounciations (Score:5, Funny)
Well then... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well then... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Well then... (Score:5, Funny)
Ummm....
The word is liberate not invade.
Are you actually trying to get yourself sent to a re-education camp or something?
uhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:uhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:uhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:uhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:uhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
That was me, and they ARE different. His keeps away tigers with hair, yours keeps away tigers with teeth. You are better protected from any bald tigers out there ready to pounce. Of course, the ones with dentures can still be troublesome.
Re:uhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
FBI (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:FBI (Score:5, Interesting)
Interstate fraud should involve the FBI as well, but they don't fully investigate 419 cases now. Until someone is gunned down, I expect the FBI will (probably unofficially) tell anyone that reports the emails to ignore them, despite the clearly illegal content.
I would like to think so... (Score:5, Interesting)
The Portland, OR field office told me, "Work it out with your local authorities, if they cannot help you, contact us." Now, keep in mind that I did my homework before calling the field office. Yahoo.com was even good enough to provide a free phone call from their legal council (kudos yahoo!) to explain to me *exactly* what I needed to do such that they could assist the authorities in a full investigation.
To make a long retort simply longer, the local yokels didn't know what to do. We got no joy with them because basically, the stalker had never shown up and brandished a weapon, or somehow vandalized property in a way we could proove or shot her dead on the doorstep.
We ended up getting results by simply *daily* badgering the detective who took the case. I walked him through everything from "how email works for dummies" to speaking with the DA to subpeona Yahoo.com for their mail records.
The whole ordeal took several months and the FBI's part in the entire deal (even though, as you correctly point out, these were serious threats of bodliy harm across state lines) was a fart in a hurricane. I would like to be able to give them props, but without a corpse, they apparently did not feel motivated.
Cheers,
-- RLJ
PS - serious note: I am amazed how many people I have related this story too who either know somebody in a similar situation or have been in this situation. Fixing this problem in my lady's life is one of the most positive things we have done to date. If you have questions how it worked or how to go about this, email me, I will respond - greg.crowe@gmail.com
Re:FBI (Score:3, Insightful)
I think you have some serious and fundamental misunderstandings of the various departments and their functions.
The CIA: these are the spys. They gather information on terrorist threats outside of the country. Examples would include things outside our borders that threaten the profits
Re:Maybe... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they've gone to far... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Maybe they've gone to far... (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml
Illegal *where*? (Score:5, Insightful)
US law and US Executive Branch practice are hypocritical and schizophrenic. The US doesn't have any jurisdiction outside the US, and the Executive Branch has the policy that US laws don't apply to US government officials outside the US, but they might or might not apply to citizens, and if you do something overseas they don't like, they can kidnap you and haul you in, or confiscate your boat in the "war on drugs" or whatever.
The chances of getting realistic proactive police support from the US Feds are relatively low, but if you did actually lose money, it's possible that they'll help track down the bank, but they'll probably hit a dead end quickly. The more useful support would be something like telling their embassy that we're more pissed off about death threats than the usual scams against greedy people, or freezing US assets of Nigerian banks that don't cooperate in tracking down the miscreants, but I'm not optimistic.
Choices (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Choices (Score:3, Funny)
Now, snipping, on the other hand, detracts from the value of said toupee...
Wait, I've said too much. Don't snipe my stuff, you commie bastards!
Crossing the Line (Score:5, Insightful)
Snipped... (Score:3, Funny)
Offended...??? (Score:5, Funny)
Bloody ex-wives.. i knew they were up to no good..
419 (Score:5, Interesting)
It seems to me that the traffic of people making fun of them (baiters) is very high compared to the dumb people falling for the scam.
In fact, I've been following my friend's baits, and the scammers seem desperate, unwilling to cooperate if you ask for a picture of them or any other information. Contrast this with many months ago where they would take any pictures that you asked them.
Since most of the baiters play along with the scammers story to ridiculize them, the scammers are getting desperate and started to use this new scheme. It is hard to play along with a death threat, compared to, a petition of money for a church in nigeria.
Re:419 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:419 (Score:5, Informative)
Let's not even joke about the open source movement stooping to those levels, please.
Re:419 (Score:3, Funny)
No Problem...I'll be Glad to Pay (Score:5, Funny)
Send Mariam Abacha these guys' bank account number (Score:4, Insightful)
Plus you can send the assassins mail saying "My name is Laurent Kabila. You killed my Father. Prepare to die!" from whatever address the regular 419ers are using.
insanity. (Score:5, Insightful)
TOWOGBOLA
Oh please. "Someone" from "sometime" ago. $40k to not kill me. Riight. I guess, as the article mentions, this might be a little scary if it's, say, you're first email ever. But c'mon -- some anonymous hotmail account which has never been linked to me gets such a threat, and I'm supposed to worry enough to send $40k to a stranger? They'd need to include at least some personal info (name, address, car make/model/color, what I'm wearing and doing right now, etc.) to make it scary.
I don't see how this can work as well as the "traditional" greed-exploiting 419 scam.
And, assuming the bank account info is legit, seems like the authorities could put the smack down on this silliness pretty quickly.
Re:insanity. (Score:3, Interesting)
Your point is well taken, but since I know I make no effort to hide such info about me, I wouldn't be all that shocked to find that someone knows it (as I'm not in this case.)
I like the other ACs suggestion -- include just enough vague details with few enough common options each (hair/eye color, car color, some random n
So when a mail like this hits Bush's email account (Score:5, Insightful)
Would that finally let some agency take some serious actions against those scammers ?
Re:So when a mail like this hits Bush's email acco (Score:4, Interesting)
Yaas! Based on traffic to a couple of my older accounts, several of the 419 team are using the standard "10,000,000 VAL1D E-MA1LZ!!!" CD of addresses snarfed from UseNet and the WWW. Which, I believe, included "president@whitehouse.gov" in the list of... er... targets?
On the down side, while the Secret Service have no sense of humor ("We're paid not to", I was once told by a freind who's done Presidential detail), and while they keep a file of EVERY threats, they also don't investigate every threat in merionesianly proctological detail. Of course, they do check out a lot of them, but automated death threats sent to world+dog via e-mail would seem lower down the protective detail priority list than the crayon piece snail-mailed to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Cynicism underrated (Score:4, Insightful)
these people are just dumb (Score:5, Insightful)
Not that there's anything wrong with that from our viewpoint though
I wonder... (Score:4, Interesting)
Item: the US has already been spun up once before by snipers and the threat thereof.
Question: Given the above, do you suppose that this kind of thing will be taken seriously by the government? Or, perhaps, the proper terminology would be "Too seriously."
And if so, what would be done about it? Probably nothing overseas; but what about the thousands of COMCAST and Cox Cable customers who leave themselves wide open to being hijacked to relay spam?
Sure ! (Score:5, Funny)
I am willing to pay the 40.000 USD to you as soon as possible.
However, since my money is an old war treasure (33.234.177 USD exactly) locked in an anonymous account in the Canaries, in order to pay you, I need someone in your country to act as intermediary. And God has put you on my way to help me achieve this holy task.
I just need you to send me 28.000 USD in advance processing fee and...
Yay, now I'll get spam saying: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yay, now I'll get spam saying: (Score:3, Funny)
Enlarge your p3n1s... or get snipped! Well, then you'd really need the enlargement.
please don't snip me (Score:4, Funny)
e.
Account Info (Score:5, Insightful)
This leaves the scammer far less anonymity than he would normally seek to have.
Especially given that this was a death threat, revealing account info of the sender or an associate of the sender on the first email seems not only out of character for scammers (who are increasingly protective of personal details recently) but downright stupid.
Re:Account Info (Score:3, Interesting)
The wrong idea (Score:5, Funny)
Flattery (Score:4, Funny)
Personally, I'd be thrilled to know that I pissed off someone enough to warrant taking out a contract on me.
perhaps I need to get out more often...
This explains the threat level increase... (Score:5, Funny)
New type of 419 request (Score:4, Funny)
I am an experienced 419 scammer, having worked for one of the most famous 419 scammers around, Narob Kulad. I have decided to set up shop on my own and am gathering investors for such a project. Once we have 10 million US dollars, we will begin to send out emails to gullible investors. We only need $34,000 to hit our target of 10 million, and I am selling shares at $1,000 per share to achieve that goal. Our expected return is 400% within one month. We plan on paying back 50% of the profit to our investors at the end of the month and reinvesting the rest for future gains.
If you are interested in purchasing shares, please write to me at....
Please Help Me... (Score:5, Funny)
This is not new (Score:5, Informative)
Few men in the USA have any reason to fear (Score:4, Funny)
Most of us were snipped shortly after birth.
This seems more than just odd... (Score:3, Interesting)
This seems more likely to be a "Joe Job" to get someone else in trouble.
Oh this is SO bloody OBVIOUS. . ! (Score:4, Interesting)
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot; "They just wouldn't DO something like that!"
-FL
Nigeria has oil and Christian-killing Muslims (Score:4, Interesting)
Does anyone know whether most of the Nigerian scammers are Muslim or Christian? The country's split about evenly betweent the two groups. If it's the Muslims, well, some of them are fairly free about killing people....
On the more serious side (more serious than murder?): Why doesn't the West simply cut off all electronic banking connections into Nigeria? Phone and Internet lines too? Obviously, because they have lots of oil. Still, if we cut them off, and they cut us off, who would give up first? Can the most-populated African country survive without the world?
Start responding to these people. (Score:5, Interesting)
It worked with mortage spammers, and I'm convinced that it would work equally with 419 spammers. It attacks them via the same statistical model that they use.
Spamming is based on two sem-related statistics:
What we're currently suffering under is #2: That was the initial response to spammers -- don't respond, and hope that they go away. Unfortunately, that's overwhelmed by #1. We just got it a bit wrong.
It's not that we shouldn't respond to them -- it's that we should not give them our business.
If everybody who was annoyed by spam (i.e. everybody reading this) spent 1 minute a day doing something intended to annoy the spamming community, we'd make their life hell. Remember: there's thousands of times as many of us as there are of them. 1 minute a day times the billion or so internet users out there would come to millions of man-hours would come to about 50,000 man-years per month. Even if our one-minute of work cost them an average of one second to respond to it, that would come to ovef 10,000 man=years/to deal with our counter-spamming over the next year -- and that's 24hour day years, not 8-hour shift-days.
Considering that there's only supposed to be about 100 or so hard-core spammers out there, that means that we're looking at about 100 person-years which means that (at 3 shifts/day), that each spammer would have to hire about 300 people just to shift thru our responses to find legitimate 'marks'.
And there are other things we can do to them too...
Snipped ... and baited! (Score:5, Funny)
Let the bidding war begin!
Re:send $40,000 or well kill you! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Snipped ... and baited! (Score:3, Insightful)
-Em
Re:SNIPPED (Score:5, Funny)
Re:(forgot my accont info) Minor Nit (Score:5, Funny)
Re:(forgot my accont info) Minor Nit (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This has turned into terrorism... (Score:5, Funny)
Since when Bush's invasions have anything to do with terrorism?