Profile of the Mind of a Virus Writer 310
zdburke writes "Clive Thompson, writing for the NY Times, has profiled several young computer virus writers around the world. A young Austrian wrote a Batch Trojan Generator which has simple options for constructing your next virus: fomat drive C? Overwrite every file? It's very well written by an author who clearly knows his stuff."
Well, if the source of many viruses is correct... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
slashdot's been infected... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:slashdot's been infected... (Score:2)
"You must be new here."?
am I the only one???? (Score:3, Insightful)
It just gave me the creeps, knowing that this is an article for nerds.
Re:am I the only one???? (Score:3, Interesting)
On a more serious note, get a grip. If the sight of some bare shoulders on a guy is having you squirm like a pre-pubescent girl, you've got some serious growing up to do.
As for whatever brain donors modded his whining "Insightful," quit trying to rival the goatsecx guy and pull your heads out of own asses
Re:am I the only one???? (Score:2)
Ryan McGinley, the photographer, is currently hot in the photo world largely due to his somewhat recent show at The Whitney Museum of American Art.
A photograph of his and some text about him: http://www.whitney.org/information/press/104.html [papermag.com]
Re:am I the only one???? (Score:2, Insightful)
It is somewhat inconveniencing having these prettied up faces on the side of a supposedly serious news article in the New York Times. If you've got someone behind your shoulder, they might be given the impression you're not reading an article about virus makers.
No (Score:2)
Some you win, some you lose (Score:5, Informative)
On the down side this is a duplicate article [slashdot.org], on the plus side this version has a link to the Google partner version of the article. (So no login required).
I guess this means that I can't gain karma by posting a mirror. Do you think I'm in with a chance of anything else? ;)
Hmmm. (Score:5, Insightful)
But it says right there... "Please write the online editor at daddypants@slashdot.org for any corrections.".
I decide to write that it was a dupe. Sure enough, the thing gets posted anyway.
I mean, that's partly what subscribers are for. And that's also why subscribers can't do comments early. Right?
It's silly. Not only should the editors actually read slashdot, they should more importantly look at email from subscribers saying "It's a dupe!" before posting the thing.
But maybe it's just me thinking in a perfect world. Forget it.
Re:Hmmm. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Hmmm. (Score:2)
Yes (Score:2)
Maybe you reported it as a dup just before it went live, and then it was too late. If only a few people bother to tell daddypants, odds are that once in a while they will be too late. Suppose only one out of a hundred is a dup, maybe that is reasonable odds. Also, if I see one hundred red new articles, and report the oc
Re:Hmmm. (Score:5, Funny)
Stop Whining! (Score:3, Funny)
Automatic virus creation is nothing new. (Score:5, Informative)
Today's viruses are absolutely pathetic compared to some of the older stuff.
Re:Automatic virus creation is nothing new. (Score:2)
Today's viruses are absolutely pathetic compared to some of the older stuff.
Agreed. Remember CIH? Yet some idiot always declares the latest massmailing worm as the "worst virus ever". Sheesh.
Re:Automatic virus creation is nothing new. (Score:5, Funny)
Basically, "Help on Help" told you how to navigate the Help system. "Help on Help on Help", was a very funny rant, detailing how to buy a gun and kill yourself.
Re:Automatic virus creation is nothing new. (Score:2, Funny)
i took it to mean "you have gone beyond the help system" a lady i worked with took it to be rather offensive.
Re:Automatic virus creation is nothing new. (Score:4, Funny)
Wow how can I remember something like this?
Re:Automatic virus creation is nothing new. (Score:2)
I understand that modern virii don't have to load TSR's, understand assembly language, or modify boot records (not that they don't) . . .
These days they call that TurboTax.
Since I missed it the first time around... (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe this is just crazy talk, but couldn't this woman just take his computer away from him? She knows that he's upstairs doing illegal stuff...he's 16, take away his laptop. "Oh, well little Billy's just upstairs making pipe-bombs...I'll leave him alone."
Parents are there to be...parents.
Re:Since I missed it the first time around... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Since I missed it the first time around... (Score:5, Insightful)
Or maybe the little brat needs to go outside. (Score:2)
Is it me, or does it sound like he's got plenty of outdoors-fun potential? Hiking, camping, skiing, etc. Maybe if mom had booted him out the door more often to go and play...
In room doing illegal stuff (Score:2)
Before you damn the parents of the Columbine psyc
Deja-vu (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Deja-vu (Score:2)
VB generator (Score:3, Funny)
When I was 17, there wren't any trojans that would come with source code. At that time, NetBus was pretty popular, so I wrote my own client-server trojan using Delphi. Since I was the ony person who had access to it, it was completely immune to antivirus software and that meant lots & lots of fun with school computers.
Ah, good old times...
Re:Virus generators (Score:3, Interesting)
Another good feature would be to include the code for the generator itself with each copy of the generated viruses that would intermittently pop up a dialog box saying: "The virus you have been infected with needs to evolve, please answer a few questio
Re:Virus generators (Score:2)
Makes you wonder how AV SW scan files so fast.
script kiddies (Score:5, Insightful)
Aspiring young hackers?! Aspiring young hackers don't cut and paste other people's code.
Re:script kiddies (Score:2, Funny)
What did you expect when all these new worms are released under GPL?
Re:script kiddies (Score:2, Funny)
Sure they do. It's called "open source".
Re:script kiddies (Score:2)
Agreed, as someone who long was aspiring to be in IT (why?!?). I believe I was referred to along the lines of dork etc... Never script kiddie. But then All my code are belong to me! no cut & paste here
Re:script kiddies (Score:2)
Re:script kiddies (Score:2, Funny)
Dupes galore (Score:2, Funny)
Warning: E-mail viruses detected (Score:5, Funny)
To: editor@slashdot.org
Subject: Profile of the Mind of a Virus Writer
Date: Mon Feb 9 6:00:55 2004
Any infected parts of the message have not been delivered.This message is simply to warn you that your computer system may have a virus present and should be checked. The virus detector said this about the message:
Report: message.zip contains Worm.MyDupe.Slashdot
Cool (Score:5, Insightful)
It has pictures, name and locations.
Now the sysadmins have someone to beat up and the legal department can take some potshots at them for paying damages caused by virusses.
Timothy, do you ever check the fucking stories? (Score:4, Insightful)
Viruses and Out of work programmers (Score:2, Interesting)
One way to end this... (Score:2, Funny)
Parent: "Hey Vorogon32! That was a super neat idea to include multithreading in your latest worm! Awesome!"
Kid: "Awww Mom!"
Sadly, this NY Times story got more readers... (Score:5, Insightful)
MyDoom's ultimate target was an obscure software company named SCO. Champions of the open Net have portrayed SCO as the Antichrist since it sued to establish part-ownership of a popular and free computer operating system called Linux. Linux has become an icon of the so-called open-source movement, which is seeking to limit the influence of companies like SCO and the industry giant, Microsoft, which closely guard their software.
Re:Sadly, this NY Times story got more readers... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Sadly, this NY Times story got more readers... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Sadly, this NY Times story got more readers... (Score:2)
> geeks in the "open source" software community.
Evidently in the popular media open source gets to have quotes around it, as in "so-called" "open source." At least Mr. Thompson has graduated from calling us "hackers" and now uses the slightly better term "geeks." (I suppose it is better to be called a homosexual than a fag...).
I therefore can't believe this was posted with the description "It's very well written by an author who clearly knows his stuff." Well-wr
Malware coder style... (Score:2, Insightful)
The blokes website (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, the irony (Score:5, Funny)
So, we have a 16 year old virus writer accusing other hackers of being childish. Doesn't that seem just a tad ironic?
Challenge, schmallenge (Score:3, Interesting)
Nope. They're vandals posing as artists.
Re:Challenge, schmallenge (Score:4, Insightful)
Some hackers find problems with popular software, others create security schemes, some experiment with protocols, some reverse engineer drivers, etc. Some hackers are productive and non-intrusive.
Re:Challenge, schmallenge (Score:3, Informative)
Apparently, these folks don't realize that the traffic from spreading the worm is a large portion of the damage caused.
Perhaps they should read some of the literature that's rather widely available?
Amish Computer Virus (Score:2, Funny)
Please delete all the files from your hard drive and hand-deliver this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.
Don't believe a word of it (Score:3, Interesting)
First, the accurate but uncheckable details: name of some guy in Austria, his 15-year old girlfriend.
Secondly, as has been remarked, the photos. They are just too well shot, and I can't for a second believe that a virus author would sit still while the makeup girls did their thing, lighting got the shadows right... no frigging way!
Thirdly, the technical details are obviously wrong. Formatting hard drives? Deleting files? That is so 1980's. Today's virus writers are obsessed with the social interface: how to confuse people into clicking the attachment.
Forthly, the timing. A long, detailed investigation into youthful virus writers just as the worst ever virus hits the Internet, with no mention of mafia connections, of zombie spam engines, of "sorry, andy, but this was just my job",...? WTF?
Conclusion: it's a set-up. These young dudes don't exist as described, the shots are of actors, and the story was invented behind a desk. Someone wants to create a convincing enemy for new legislation which will paint uncontrolled hacker youthdom as the enemy of all that is right and proper. Long prison sentences for simply creating the wrong kind of software ("because it could be released and do harm"). Rapid implementation across the globe ("cause these guys are in, like, Austra!").
Now, allow me to get really cynical and ask this question: why is no-one bothering with profiles of the organized criminals behind most of the damage done to people's computers? Could it be because misdirecting the blame at youth hackerdom means the problem will not be solved, and so the hand of oppressive government can become stronger and stronger...
Of course, I could be wrong, and really viruses like mydoom could just be the work of guys like this.
Re:Don't believe a word of it (Score:2)
MOD down :: Improve your reading (Score:3, Insightful)
First, that sort of thing is in numerous articles.. so it's a useless starting point.
Second, the photos aren't very good. It's easier to tell if you look at the pictures in the NYTimes magazine. One's blurry and grainy, another is heavily dodged (darkened) everywhere except where that "Benny" guy is, and the detroit kid does seem to have on makeup, but the picture is just slow shutter with soft focus and a light flare.
Third, when I read the article.. it talked about how formatting hard drives was old an
Re:Don't believe a word of it (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't think you're cynical or paranoid for being suspicious or paranoid of this article, but...
Thirdly, the technical details are obviously wrong. Formatting hard drives? Deleting files? That is so 1980's. Today's virus writers are obsessed with the social interface: how to confuse people into clicking the attachment.
It's not uncommon for mainstream media writers to get the technical details wrong. However, your criticism suggests to me that you didn't read the article. The subjects of the story ta
Re:Don't believe a word of it (Score:2)
Go ahead a flame away, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Men are pigs..and virus writers! (Score:3, Insightful)
''The F.B.I. is out for the Sobig guy with both
claws, and they want to make an example
of him,'' David Perry.
Women don't write viruses?
Women don't read slashdot?
I feel so pigeonholed!!
i am shocked and appalled at this article (Score:2, Funny)
Philet0ast3r's party was crammed with 20 friends who were blasting the punk band Deftones, playing cards, smoking furiously and arguing about politics.
this writer may know his computers, but he sure doesnt know his music genres.
Option: fragment hard drive (Score:2, Interesting)
And its not really causing damage that can't be reversed, it is just slowing down the computer a lot :-))
Re:Option: fragment hard drive (Score:2)
When reading articles like this... (Score:4, Insightful)
Now, think about how off-center computer-related articles are. Anything that deals with technology.
Have you ever had first-hand experience with a story your local paper covered? And while reading the story, you think to yourself, "Where the hell did they get their (mis)information??"
Apply that to EVERY story in the news. Scary, isn't it?
VB? WTF?! (Score:5, Interesting)
Jeez...VB? Real virus hax0rz work in assembly, it's smaller, neater, and faster. These guys are a bunch of script kiddie punks. No wonder they were hip to being interviewed, they had no talent and wanted a name for themselves.
Perhaps we should kill them.
Re:VB? WTF?! (Score:2)
Ask these kids about the big 0h notation, or the time complexity of their program and they won't a have a clue.. they are just following some instructions and some other people's code. Afterall 3K seems pretty big footprint for a virus.. I had a friend who use to regularly write 1/2 k viruses.. just cause the code was so clean and opt
Profile of the Mind of a Virus Writer.. (Score:3, Funny)
The world needs hackers (Score:2, Interesting)
Responsibility (RE: The world needs hackers) (Score:2, Interesting)
Finding and fixing security holes is the responsibility of the OS creators - you can say "oh, if nobody hacked into your OS here then how would we fix the security holes? The responsible OSs have people working on them that would STILL look for security holes, would STILL fix them, even if there wasn't a threat.
If a cracker wants to do good things, crack into a box and then tell the company in charge how you did it. Just being a cracker makes you no boon
Clive Thompson knows what he's talking about: (Score:2)
Technically, ''viruses'' and ''worms'' are slightly different things...
[A virus is] a tiny program, and when you click on it, it will reprogram parts of your computer to do something new, like display a message. A virus cannot kick-start itself; a human needs to be fooled into clicking on it.
Thank you /. editors, for letting me know the article is "very well written by an author who clearly knows his stuff." [sic doxamatum]
Just pranksters (Score:2, Insightful)
Clearly some pranks are off-bounds. When the prank goes from mischief to outright malice, swift and appropriate punishment needs to be meted
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2, Insightful)
One might view a "benign" virus writer as someone who was writing viruses and NOT releasing them into the wild...and this might be likened to a hacker who finds security problems but does NOT exploit them.
Anyone that releases their virus/worm/trojan is no better than someone who breaks into a system with the intent to do harm.
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:3, Insightful)
Who accepts that? Just last year a man (I can not remember the name but the story made slashdot) almost went to jail for reporting a weaskness that could be exploited to a large corporation. e did not even exploit it, simply noticed it. If you think that in this post patriot act world you can hack using the above as an excuse, you are a bit out of to
Because (Score:2)
In other words--yes, Slashdotters are selfish. If it annoys them, it's bad. If it's convenient, nice, and fun, it's good.
It's also why MP3 piracy is suddenly a "good thing."
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:5, Insightful)
I believe the average sentence for murder in America is about eight years. Are you really suggesting that writing a virus is a more serious crime than murder?
(Ok, I'd agree, if that virus caused infrastructure damage that killed people... but then they should be jailed for manslaughter, not virus writing)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:5, Interesting)
Food for thought.
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2)
It would have to be a belief, since it's not based in fact.
I couldn't find the actual time served, but Bureau of Justice Statistics [usdoj.gov] indicates that the "sentence imposed" was slightly over 20 years. The average time servered is less, due to the death penalty, prison murders and parole. I wonder how the account for Life sentences in this stat. Possibly factored as 40 or 50 years?
Ruger
at the same time... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:at the same time... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:at the same time... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2, Insightful)
This asshole [corpun.com] never vandalized another piece of property in Singapore.
LK
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2, Interesting)
Try to see it this way. If not for virus writers todays systems would be far less secure. In the long run viruses improve the security. Hell, let them expoid every hole they find, so we know about it.
And what is all this fuss about the costs of a virus. If a virus can cost millions than this is not the fault of the writer. In the real world you would not hide millions in a trashcan in front of your house and not expect it to be stolen by someone.
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:5, Insightful)
As it happens a very appropriate sig to the matter at hand.
I'd point out, however, that the rioter is often expressing a generalized anger, often against the innocent, indeed often against the very supporters of his own cause. It reduces the cause to an act of thuggery in way no different than any other act of violence.
A thoughtful and directly relevant resistence is more fruitful, just and likely to draw further support.
John Brown's taking of the Harper's Ferry Armory is still the stuff of legend. Tim McVeigh's bombing of the Murrah Federal Building is, and shall remain, an act of infamy.
Some virus writers are angry young men with legitimate cause for their anger.
Wiping Grandma's C drive as part of an act of generalized vandalism is a poor way to express that anger and does nothing to actually relieve it's cause. It does not even leave one with an idea what the virus writer percieves that cause as being.
John Brown is considered a terrorist by a good many to this day, but at least we know what the hell he was mad as heaven about.
If one has a distaste, or even an anger, about certain aspects of society or orginizations within that society, well and good. Oppose them. Oppose them with your words, your actions and even your very life if need be, but please, leave my mom and my grandmom out if it unless they are directly involved.
As to the issue of punishing minors as adults, I will accept this only at such time as the legally defined as adults. To deny a person of youth the franchise as a full citizen because he is too young, ignorant and immature, but hold him responsible, without the proper rights and benfits of full citizenship and representation, because he "is old enough to know the difference between right and wrong" is hypocritical, unjust and undemocratic.
This issue came to a head in the 60s when teenagers were being drafted for the Vietnam war, and yet those same teenagers were denied the right to vote on representation or other issues which had obvious life or death consequences to them.
That is why the age of majority was lowered from 21 to 18.
Rights and responsibilites should always, always, always march hand in hand.
KFG
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2, Insightful)
Hear! Hear! Why is this simple concept so hard for people to get? Draft, drinking, and voting. The age for these need to match. Any others to add?
Society can look at all of the facts and peg the age where appropriate, but it is not cool to have different ages for these regardless of other reasons.
Let's jaw a bit:
"We need to raise the legal drinking age."
"Why?"
"Well, the incidence of DUI accidents and fatalities is way too hi
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:2, Troll)
in some cases, it is warranted. Consider this 'kid':
Steals his fi
Re:Stiffer punishment (Score:3)
I might also point out that this record incriminates not so much the child, but the juvenile detention system. If he commits an armed robbery at 17 and beats an old woman half a year latter wh
Re:immigrants (Score:2, Informative)
Anything else is robbery.
KFG
How can you criticize Microsoft? (Score:5, Insightful)
How can you criticize Microsoft for this? There have been only 60 extremely serious vulnerabilities in Internet Explorer in two years.
The real source of the problem is..., well yes, Microsoft. One would think that Microsoft would be better at coding than someone who taught himself programming and writes programs on the weekends.
Re:Whats so hard about that? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A Tall blonde fiend... (Score:2, Funny)
Take care.
Ken.Lewis
Re:My +4 Interesting, funny and informative info.. (Score:2)
Indeed. One can say that slashdot has been infected by a polymorphic, duplicate comment [slashdot.org] virus. It even changes paragraph sizes!
In fact, this virus includes signatures from several [slashdot.org] other [slashdot.org] slashdot viruses, also known as "posts", in order to evade easy detection.
Note the +4, karma-whoring yet randomly worded subject line. With practice, you should be able to use this to spot similar viruses in the future.